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  1. What I'm about to ask may possibly be controversial and offend many people.  It may divide families and cause the fragile pillar or our society to collapse from under our feet.  But please know I'm only asking it with the best of intentions.

    Does Darkwing Duck ever get any better?  I've been marathoning Disney ducks lately and I'm about five episodes into Darkwing and I thought the pilot was extremely strong.  It had stakes, had great comedic timing, deep emotional conflict.  But the three episodes that I've watched immediately following it are kind of... just feel like really long Looney Tunes shorts.  Feels like an enormous step down from what the pilot had offered.

    To clarify, nothing about the show is BAD so far.  Just not what I had been expecting.  Any Darkwing fans able to weigh in here?

  2. Capcom Disney games that need a DuckTales Remastered treatment:

    -DuckTales 2 (though to be fair, last I played that game, it controlled so well and had a surprisingly solid visual presentation for a NES game, so it holds up extremely well today I think)

    -Goof Troop

    -The Great Circus Mystery starring Mickey and Minnie

    -Alladin (either SNES or Genesis version; and yes, I'm aware of the bundle that was released recently)

    -Darkwing Duck

    -Disney/Pixar's Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney: Symphony of the Night  3 & Knuckles featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series DS Live and Reloaded, No Lootboxes Edition*

    *contains lootboxes

    1. Zaysho


      hula hula

    2. Miragnarok


      Wayforward's take on Darkstalkers would be a nice fit, too.

    3. Miragnarok


      Wayforward's take on Darkstalkers would be a nice fit, too.

  3. So they're finally here

    Performing for you

    If you know the words

    Then you can apply for a membership but honestly it's a very exclusive and elite club.

    1. Polkadi~☆




    2. jingleblurs98



  4. This brought back some high school memories.

    1. Ryannumber1Santa


      The one thing that unites all Sonic fans

      nostalgic memories of this flash game

  5. Sometimes you just find yourself loudly belting the title screen music to Mario Paint in the middle of a funeral.  It happens to all of us.

    1. Polkadi~☆


      it be like that sometimes

    2. Celestia


      You fool. You're supposed to wait for the end of the funeral to start belting the title screen music of Mario Paint.

    3. Tara


      Sorry, sometimes I just can't DA DA DA DAAAAAAA DA



    4. Polkadi~☆


      they don’t think it be like it is


      but it do

  6. The following status contains content.

    1. Ryannumber1Santa
    2. Speederino



  7. Linkin Park - Numb lyrics

    When I ripped... my pants.

    I thought that I had everyone on my side.

    But then I blew it... all sky high.

    And now she won't even spare a passing glance.

    All because I... ripped my pants.

    When Big Larry came around just to put him down

    SpongeBob turned into a clown

    And no girl ever wants to dance

    with a fool who went and... ripped his pants.

    I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse.

    But the pain feels so much worse.

    'Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun

    Than a burn from the sun

    Or sand in your buns.

    (guitar solo)

    Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget.

    So listen and you won't regret.

    Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance

    And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants.

    1. Polkadi~☆



    2. Celestia


      Eat your heart out Weird Al

    3. Indigo Rush

      Indigo Rush

      Hi, this update means the world to me

    4. Ryannumber1Santa


      I prefer In the End.

      the winner takes all

      its the thrill of one more kill, the last one to fall

    5. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      Some part of me wants to see these Lyrics used in a Linkin Park styled song. The sheer dissonance would be hilarious.

    6. Polkadi~☆


      Oh no, Seneddtor, it's the only thing I can think of now. If I knew how to compose a Linkin Park song, I would totally do this right now.

    7. Winter Spirit Ultima

      Winter Spirit Ultima

      I can't believe y'all didn't mention Faint
















      F is for friends who do stuff together

  8. James Bond except during the sex scenes (and ONLY during those scenes), replace the girl(s) with various types of hamburgers.

    I worked very hard on this joke please laugh

    1. Speederino
    2. Tara



    3. Zaysho



      I worked very hard on this joke please laugh


    4. Tara



    5. Zaysho



    6. Tara



    7. KHCast


      You’re weak zay

    8. Zaysho


      Three years of Tara is too much for anyone

    9. Tara


      Honestly, that's fair.

    10. Ryannumber1Santa


      You see Zay, you give in too easily.

      If you hadn't laughed, this might've been your chance to get Tara to ban you, but you messed it up. You truly are unbannable

    11. Speederino
    12. Polkadi~☆


      If you wanted a ban, you'd have to be like Speederino here and have poor taste. But you missed your chance.

    13. Tara


      Speederino is now on my list of enemies.  It's a long list filled with only the most ruthless of thugs, assassins, and internet shitposters.  How does that make you feel?

    14. KHCast


      Okay Arya

    15. Speederino
  9. All caught up on the TF2 comics.  Now I can join the elite legion of fans eagerly awaiting for Valve to never finish them, because Valve can't count to thr... er, eight.

  10. Oh hey everyone!  What's all this about ProJar-

    God damn it.

  11. Color me impressed.  I thought Paramount was just spouting off more corporate BS when they said they were going to change the design but wow they really were listening.  Now we can finally see the real Sonic on the big screen as we truly imagined it.


  12. c3ffa471dc237c3c6e9053b0e1e4af19.png

    Good news, Classic Sonic fans.  Sonic doesn't have green eyes in the movie.

    1. Lord-Dreamerz


      I know you are joking. But his eyes are green outside of that shot. =p

    2. Tara


      How can you see his eyes if your own eyes are too focused on the gaping hole stitched into his face where his mouth is supposed to go?

    3. NegaMetallix


      ...Why does Sonic look like he wants to kill me?

      Seriously, that shot is scary.

  13. I'm already beginning to miss the innocent times of December 2018.

    1. SonicWind


      Good luck to you and all the mods.

      Y'all are gonna need it.

    2. Polkadi~☆


      I miss the days of Forces...

  14. In this month's issue of Sonic the Hedgehog:  Bunny discusses with Antoinne the strengths and weaknesses of various forms of contraceptives and birth control.  Meanwhile, Tails logs into Google on a school computer where the evil Dr. Robotnik has turned safe search off.  Can Sonic the Hedgehog save his little buddy from a lifetime of shame and raunchy anime art?  Read on to find out!

    BONUS ISSUE INCLUDED!  See how Knuckles cleanses his spirit after handling his natural urges in front of the Master Emerald!

    1. Tara


      I'm going to read this status years from now and forget the context, then proceed to wondering what the hell enticed me to write such a cursed thing.

    2. Zaysho


      so this is how I die

      choking on spaghetti

    3. PublicEnemy1


      Meanwhile, Geoffrey St. John fucks Sally. HARD. Like a PRIMAL BEAST.

    4. Indigo Rush

      Indigo Rush

      Oh, sure, you guys can talk about this sort of thing, but when I do it, all I get are responses like "this is supposed to be a place of worship" and "where's our regular pastor"?

  15. 5bzogl.jpg

    Looks like the Sonic movie might have some redeeming factors after all.

  16. Wow, that Joker trailer... was certainly a thing.  I guess.

    1. Dejimon11


      I honestly don't know how to feel about it. 

    2. Heckboy


      it says a lot about our society

  17. Important question: If Cory in the House is an anime, does that mean Neon Genesis Evangelion is a Disney Channel original series?

    1. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      No its a Lifetime documentary 

    2. Wraith


      "I'm so fucked up"


    3. Tara


      "It makes me sick.  Like hell I'll bathe in the water that Misato and stupid Shinji used.  Like hell I'll use the washer that Misato and stupid Shinji use to wash their underwear.  Like hell I'll sit on a toilet that Misato and stupid Shinji used.  Like hell I'll breathe the same air as Misato and stupid Shinji.  I hate Misato!  I hate Shinji!  And I hate the First Child even more!  I hate Dad!  I hate Mom!  And I hate myself the most!  I can't stand it anymore!"

      "Hi, I'm Asuka Langley and you're watching Disney Channel!" -draws mouse ears with that glow stick thing as cheesy music plays-

  18. Can't wait to pick up the Google Ouya.

  19. Me at 6:00- Thus begins the start of a beautiful new day!

    Me at 6:01- jfc does the day last FOREVER or something I just wanna sleep

    Me, while sleeping- how can I sleep when there's so much to get done?!

  20. [Rambling]

    This will probably sound more melodramatic than I intend it to be, but although I've been mostly jokey about the whole thing, I think today, I've finally reached my breaking point with this series.

    Like I'm not trying to make one of those really obnoxious, theatrical "I'M LEAVING THE FANBASE!" type posts, just expressing my feelings on this whole ordeal.  I've been a fan of Sonic literally all my life.  I can't think of a time when I've not been a fan.  And I've been pretty lenient on a lot of the series' missteps, no matter how massive.  But now that I no longer rely on family to buy me video games for birthdays and Christmas and now buy this stuff myself, there's a much greater sense of buyer's remorse when this series takes a massive step downward as with Shattered Crystal/Rise of Lyric and Forces.

    Lately, I just feel like there's MUCH better things to be doing with my time, money, and energy, so I can't even really enjoy a lot of recent Sonic stuff with even morbid curiosity.  Of course, I'll still be buying things that do look genuinely impressive.  But I guess to make a long story short, I think I'm done with Sonic in a general sense.  Probably won't be keeping up with him on a regular basis as I used to and probably won't buy anything from the series unless it looks really compelling.  I'm not leaving this site or anything, though.  Just don't think I'll be frequenting Sonic discussion as much unless there's a really interesting conversation.

    Again, not really trying to make some grand statement or anything with this.  Just rambling for no reason is all!

    1. Ferno


      Honestly the Sonic Discussion section hasn't been a section I've frequented regularly for years now unless a new game is coming, but I stick around this site because of you people. Being burned by the franchise doesn't mean you have to leave the forum entirely

    2. Tara


      @Ferno, oh absolutely.  That's why the Chit Chat and video games forums are here after all.  I just added the "I'm not leaving" section because I didn't want people to think I was lol.

    3. KHCast


      That’s pretty much been me since Generations. Hell, when mania dropped, I only played through it once before moving on 

    4. A Match in Oil Ocean Zone

      A Match in Oil Ocean Zone

      This is sad to think about, but I feel similarly. Sometimes it feels like I'm continuing to like Sonic for the bit.

    5. Wraith


      This is exactly where I was at as soon as I started buying my own games so I feel you. No need to waste hard earned money on nonsense just to fly the Sonic flag

    6. Tara


      I used to get some of the bad games mostly because I used to enjoy dissecting them and seeing what worked and didn't.  It's not that I no longer like do that, but now that I buy them myself, I no longer see the games as standalone pieces to be examined, but how they stand in relation to the price tag and all the things I could have bought instead of it, which really takes a lot of the fun out of the examination.

    7. Lord-Dreamerz


      These days I'm more into Sonic for fan content, mostly fan art and fan games. Far as official games... I just stick to buying only the rare good Sonic games such as Sonic Mania... I didn't even bother buying Sonic Forces. And I really doubt I'll drag myself to see the awful live action movie... which hurts me to say that as I wanted a in theaters Sonic movie far back as the 90s... however my old wish included it being fully animated obviously.

    8. Strickerx5


      For a while I've basically been following this series with the drive of what it could be and never along the lines of what it is. The last time I really felt excited (with no strings attached) for something Sonic related was... Generations.

    9. Wraith


      Yeah I follow a shitton of fanartists and stuff on Twitter and I like headcanon and stuff.

      But I don't actually own Lost World or Forces and probably never will. Sonic Mania is fun but I've had my fill of it.

    10. TCB


      Wow that's been me for the past five years

    11. Kuzu


      You've finally reached it. Nirvana.


      Welcome, may your money be used on better things

    12. Thigolf


      I'm proud of you

  21. current mood




    1. Ferno


      this thing's never getting revealed

    2. PaddyFancy


      Oh yeah because Homer and Marge were in their youth when modern Amy was a thing.

    3. Celestia


      Finally, designs that can appeal to a modern audience.

    4. Ryannumber1Santa


      Ah, Sonic the Hedgehog's greatest villain 


    5. Polkadi~☆


      sonic has tails' shoes and mohawk hair and separated eyes?


      it's worse than we thought

    6. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      @PaddyFancy You're missing the bigger issue that this is from a flashback to the 80s.

    7. Tara


      @Blue Blood, actually the episode explicitly mentions it as a flashback to the 90's... which creates some pretty big continuity errors in its own right, but...

    8. Forte-Metallix


      At least Amy's no longer trying to touch him in a place or way that makes him feel uncomfortable.

    9. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      @Tara I've never seen the episode personally, but back when it was new I people talking about it being a 80s flashback. But the episode is quite literally called "that 90s show" after two seconds of research.

    10. Tara


      It's an understandable mistake, because the episode takes place during a period of time that (in the context of the series) SHOULD take place in the 80's.  The shifting timescale in the series is pretty lazily done.

  23. Smash Ultimate question.  Cleared all the Pre-Gleeam spirits and fighters in World of Light but Ryu has not appeared?  IGN says you get him by clearing the World Tour, and I did, but Ryu hasn't appeared.  Anyone know what's going on?

    1. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      You're still missing some WoL spirits then if you haven't found places like World Tour yet. 

    2. Tara


      I said I beat World Tour.

      Like literally beat M. Bison but no Ryu.

      NEVERMIND.  Exiting out of the game and going back in worked.

    3. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      That doesn't sound right. You're sure Ryu didn't appear after you beat Bison? And that there's no other spirits left in the area?

    4. Tara


      He wasn't on my fighter roster.  I checked twenty times.  And also restarting worked so it couldn't be more spirits.  I made tripley sure.

    5. Zaysho


      According to Shigeru Miyamoto you need to cut toxic people out of your life, see through the bullshit, and start worrying about the things that really matter.

  24. The moral of various Jim Carrey movies.

    The Mask - With great substance abuse comes great power.

    Ace Ventura - $$$$$$$$$$$$

    How the Grinch Stole Christmas - Nothing is sacred.

    Son of the Mask - Hell exists.

    Bruce Almighty - Don't be mad at God.  After all, he's only human.

    Horton Hears a Who - We didn't learn our lesson the first time.

    Sonic the Hedgehog - Reminder that Hell exists.

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