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The KKM

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  1. Hello? Um this is your Captain speaking, er there is absolutely NO cause, for alarm.

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    2. Tara

      Tara

      we're sinking

    3. The KKM

      The KKM

      Please return to your seats and fasten your safety belts immediately please!

    4. Tara

      Tara

      BUT THE BAG WON'T INFLATE!

    5. The KKM

      The KKM

      Please, listen carefully. I want to- I want you to remember some of the safety regulations.

    6. The KKM

      The KKM

      In case of emergency, it is vitally important to KHHHHHZUKHZZZZZUKKHHHHZ as the warning buzzer sounds.

    7. Tara

      Tara

      STOP DROP AND ROLL?

    8. The KKM

      The KKM

      You will find your lifejackets under your seats.

    9. Tara

      Tara

      Good thing I'm a professional KHHHHZUKAHASHAZZZer

    10. The KKM

      The KKM

      I am sorry, you will find them on the racks above your heads. But do not unfasten your safety belts.

    11. Tara

      Tara

      *grabs a lifejacket in loom of the impending disaster*

    12. The KKM

      The KKM

      The scransons above your head are now ready to flange. Please unfasten your safety belts and press the emergency photoscamps on the back of the seats behind you.

    13. The KKM

      The KKM

      Please find the emergency sprill in the washroom at the back, and release it.

    14. The KKM

      The KKM

      But do not unfasten your safety belts.

    15. Tara

      Tara

      Oh-oh-okay. This one, right? *presses the emergency "Ejector Seat" button, colliding straight into the ceiling*

    16. The KKM

      The KKM

      The emergency sprill MUST be released! But do not leave your seats.

    17. The KKM

      The KKM

      DO NOT PANIC

    18. The KKM

      The KKM

      Herbal tea will now be served.

    19. Tara

      Tara

      But... but... I prefer sweetened black with cranberry flavoring! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!

    20. The KKM

      The KKM

      INFLATE YOUR LIFE JACKETS. And extinguish all cigarettes. Please remove the luggage from the racks above your heads and place it on the racks on the other side of the aircraft.

    21. Alex2Beta

      Alex2Beta

      I CAN'T INFLATE THE CIGARETTES AND EXTINGUISH THE JACKETS!! adhasdasg

    22. The KKM

      The KKM

      EXCEPT for your hand luggage, which you should sit on.

    23. Tara

      Tara

      OKAY OKAY I GOT THIS. *inflates a cigarette, extinguishes the life jacket, and all the luggage in one seat*

    24. The KKM

      The KKM

      We will be arriving at Earth control Pasadena shortly. Thank you for flying with Arcadia Airlines, and we wish you another equally uneventful and pleasant trip next time.

    25. FourCartridge

      FourCartridge

      Did those creepy Hybrids overtake everything? XERXES sounds like it's goin haywire...

    26. Tara

      Tara

      Next time I think I'll go to Glove World.

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