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The KKM last won the day on May 14 2015
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Hello? Um this is your Captain speaking, er there is absolutely NO cause, for alarm.
Please return to your seats and fasten your safety belts immediately please!
BUT THE BAG WON'T INFLATE!
Please, listen carefully. I want to- I want you to remember some of the safety regulations.
In case of emergency, it is vitally important to KHHHHHZUKHZZZZZUKKHHHHZ as the warning buzzer sounds.
STOP DROP AND ROLL?
You will find your lifejackets under your seats.
Good thing I'm a professional KHHHHZUKAHASHAZZZer
I am sorry, you will find them on the racks above your heads. But do not unfasten your safety belts.
*grabs a lifejacket in loom of the impending disaster*
The scransons above your head are now ready to flange. Please unfasten your safety belts and press the emergency photoscamps on the back of the seats behind you.
Please find the emergency sprill in the washroom at the back, and release it.
But do not unfasten your safety belts.
Oh-oh-okay. This one, right? *presses the emergency "Ejector Seat" button, colliding straight into the ceiling*
The emergency sprill MUST be released! But do not leave your seats.
DO NOT PANIC
Herbal tea will now be served.
But... but... I prefer sweetened black with cranberry flavoring! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!
INFLATE YOUR LIFE JACKETS. And extinguish all cigarettes. Please remove the luggage from the racks above your heads and place it on the racks on the other side of the aircraft.
I CAN'T INFLATE THE CIGARETTES AND EXTINGUISH THE JACKETS!! adhasdasg
EXCEPT for your hand luggage, which you should sit on.
OKAY OKAY I GOT THIS. *inflates a cigarette, extinguishes the life jacket, and all the luggage in one seat*
We will be arriving at Earth control Pasadena shortly. Thank you for flying with Arcadia Airlines, and we wish you another equally uneventful and pleasant trip next time.
Did those creepy Hybrids overtake everything? XERXES sounds like it's goin haywire...
Next time I think I'll go to Glove World.