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  1. Hello? Um this is your Captain speaking, er there is absolutely NO cause, for alarm.

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    2. Tara

      Tara

      we're sinking

    3. The KKM

      The KKM

      Please return to your seats and fasten your safety belts immediately please!

    4. Tara

      Tara

      BUT THE BAG WON'T INFLATE!

    5. The KKM

      The KKM

      Please, listen carefully. I want to- I want you to remember some of the safety regulations.

    6. The KKM

      The KKM

      In case of emergency, it is vitally important to KHHHHHZUKHZZZZZUKKHHHHZ as the warning buzzer sounds.

    7. Tara

      Tara

      STOP DROP AND ROLL?

    8. The KKM

      The KKM

      You will find your lifejackets under your seats.

    9. Tara

      Tara

      Good thing I'm a professional KHHHHZUKAHASHAZZZer

    10. The KKM

      The KKM

      I am sorry, you will find them on the racks above your heads. But do not unfasten your safety belts.

    11. Tara

      Tara

      *grabs a lifejacket in loom of the impending disaster*

    12. The KKM

      The KKM

      The scransons above your head are now ready to flange. Please unfasten your safety belts and press the emergency photoscamps on the back of the seats behind you.

    13. The KKM

      The KKM

      Please find the emergency sprill in the washroom at the back, and release it.

    14. The KKM

      The KKM

      But do not unfasten your safety belts.

    15. Tara

      Tara

      Oh-oh-okay. This one, right? *presses the emergency "Ejector Seat" button, colliding straight into the ceiling*

    16. The KKM

      The KKM

      The emergency sprill MUST be released! But do not leave your seats.

    17. The KKM

      The KKM

      DO NOT PANIC

    18. The KKM

      The KKM

      Herbal tea will now be served.

    19. Tara

      Tara

      But... but... I prefer sweetened black with cranberry flavoring! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!

    20. The KKM

      The KKM

      INFLATE YOUR LIFE JACKETS. And extinguish all cigarettes. Please remove the luggage from the racks above your heads and place it on the racks on the other side of the aircraft.

    21. Alex2Beta

      Alex2Beta

      I CAN'T INFLATE THE CIGARETTES AND EXTINGUISH THE JACKETS!! adhasdasg

    22. The KKM

      The KKM

      EXCEPT for your hand luggage, which you should sit on.

    23. Tara

      Tara

      OKAY OKAY I GOT THIS. *inflates a cigarette, extinguishes the life jacket, and all the luggage in one seat*

    24. The KKM

      The KKM

      We will be arriving at Earth control Pasadena shortly. Thank you for flying with Arcadia Airlines, and we wish you another equally uneventful and pleasant trip next time.

    25. FourCartridge

      FourCartridge

      Did those creepy Hybrids overtake everything? XERXES sounds like it's goin haywire...

    26. Tara

      Tara

      Next time I think I'll go to Glove World.

  2. You know, in terms of demographics, I have to wonder what happened to bottleneck so many people who hate Colours' story on the same forum

    1. Patticus

      Patticus

      This forum has a sticky spot on the floor and, well, they like to lick it.

    2. Vertekins

      Vertekins

      Hate is a strong word. I think "Disappointed at unused plot points with potential" and "Putting tone above everything else" is more like it.

    3. Solkia

      Solkia

      You can't really hate a story if it barely exists.

    4. Diogenes

      Diogenes

      any reasonable person will think colors' story is pretty bad

      the real question is why there are reasonable people on a sonic fan forum

    5. Dr. Homem

      Dr. Homem

      "Elaborating on a game's weaknesses in a concise manner =/= "Bashing" it."

      - Vertekins a few statuses ago.

    6. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      It would have started with so many people who loved Colours' story, then given rise to hype backlash and certain lovers (no one in particular) looking back and feeling more empty because of it.

    7. Jack / Joker

      Jack / Joker

      No Verte, people hate it.

    8. HEYMATHAFUKA

      HEYMATHAFUKA

      Captain Sherlock?

    9. Carbo

      Carbo

      Colors didn't have a story.

      Funnily enough it proved the notion that Sonic doesn't need one.

    10. Vertekins

      Vertekins

      No they don't. Whenever 'contempt' is had for Colours' story, the overwhelming majority of the time the dissenters explained rationally WHY the story fell short. That is not "hate"

    11. Burnt Ash

      Burnt Ash

      Well, I've always disliked Colors's story, even from the first playthrough, if that means anything.

    12. The KKM

      The KKM

      Seems to me you're splitting hairs, Verte. I didn't mention irrational hate, just hate. IE, strong dislike. Would you deny there's that?

    13. Jack / Joker

      Jack / Joker

      Nope, some people here seem to hate it. Maybe you and this overwhelming majority don't, but some people do.

    14. Strickerx5

      Strickerx5

      While I will say that it does a better job than games like Heroes and Generations, it does a horrific job with the plot elements it was given. I realize there are people out there who prefer a sonic game with little story, but why should a good story be overlooked when you have a franchise that operates off of a single player campaign? :/

    15. Carbo

      Carbo

      Because there are no "really good" Sonic stories. Almost all of them are told by short cutscenes, are expositionary, barely involve game play and are point A to point B.

      Writing is a different subject of debate but almost all the stories are predictable excuse plots. Colors just takes it to its logical conclusion.

    16. Vertekins

      Vertekins

      The only logical conclusion Colours makes story-wise is that people are willing to accept this shit over putting the characters in various scenario's other than 'comedic role' and are willing to overlook plotholes because of favorable viewing of simplcity.

    17. Carbo

      Carbo

      Of course they're willing to accept it in the face of some good old context and writing. Better to deal with that then Sonic running around with a sword.

    18. Jack / Joker

      Jack / Joker

      So hell if it was a comedy, at least it's not some shitty blue Hedgehog drama.

    19. Strickerx5

      Strickerx5

      Then why can't we try to have a really good one? Games like Unleashed and BK at least attempted this and came pretty damn close. I fail to see why having a good story is a bad thing when it doesn't affect gameplay whatsoever and people who find it bad can just skip the cutscenes?

  3. Favourite console bootup sound?

    1. Wraith
    2. The KKM

      The KKM

      having trouble choosing between the JP Saturn, the PSX, or the Mega CD

    3. MegasonicZX

      MegasonicZX

      Always and forever will be gamecubes.

    4. Ristar

      Ristar

      PSX

      It gives me so much nostalgia :C

    5. The KKM

      The KKM

      dreamcast's pretty good too, very ethereal. much like the PS2's

    6. azoo

      azoo

      Dreamcast.

    7. spinny

      spinny

      PS1 or US Mega CD

    8. Blue Blood
    9. Penny

      Penny

      the original xbox

    10. Indigo Rush
    11. The KKM

      The KKM

      ok, watching a compilation, just remembered the Master System's was the Space Harrier theme. That's, like, cheating

    12. Radiant Hero Ike
    13. LovieHats
    14. Chaos Warp
    15. Law
    16. goku262002

      goku262002

      UUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH, Its between the dreamcast, PS1, and OG Xbox. don't make me choose!! ;~;

    17. neezTHEhuman
    18. Kiah
  4. *plang*

    1. The KKM

      The KKM

      *drumbeat*

    2. The KKM
    3. The KKM
    4. The KKM
    5. The KKM
    6. The KKM
    7. The KKM
    8. The KKM

      The KKM

      SERGEANT PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND

    9. The KKM

      The KKM

      WE HOPE YOU HAVE ENJOYED THE SHOW

    10. The KKM
    11. The KKM

      The KKM

      SERGEANT PEPPER'S LONELY LONELY LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND

    12. The KKM

      The KKM

      WE'RE SORRY BUT WE HAVE TO GO

    13. The KKM

      The KKM

      SERGEANT PEPPER'S LONELY, SERGEANT PEPPER'S LONELY

    14. The KKM

      The KKM

      SERGEANT PEPPER'S LONELY

    15. The KKM
    16. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      STOP CALLING ME SHIRLEY!

    17. The KKM
    18. The KKM

      The KKM

      BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

  5. You open your door andAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    1. The KKM

      The KKM

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      The KKM

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      The KKM

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      The KKM

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      The KKM

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    8. Kaze no Klonoa

      Kaze no Klonoa

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    9. Ruby Havoc
    10. Kaze no Klonoa

      Kaze no Klonoa

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    11. Celestia
    12. Ferno

      Ferno

      aaaaaiiiiii

      will always

      luv uuuuu

    13. Crow the BOOLET
    14. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      Why would you call the AA to your house?

    15. Kuzu

      Kuzu

      2spooky4me

    16. LovieHats

      LovieHats

      SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...

    17. The KKM
  6. do tss writers get paid for writing or something

    why're you putting stupid clickbait like "hur hur movie sonic best design ever" on the site

    you're not kotaku

    1. Polkadi~☆

      Polkadi~☆

      i can confirm that they don’t get paid

      it’s hip to imply your opinions are objective fact, y’know

    2. JezMM

      JezMM

       

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      Opinion Pieces are things and TSS has had plenty in the past.

       

      I mean it's definitely clickbaity but opinion pieces, if they differ from the common opinion, are kind of bound to come off that way automatically.  And I mean the title does say "might be", it could've well said "is" if they really wanted to go full clickbait.

    3. Polkadi~☆

      Polkadi~☆

      I mean, at least The Spin articles gave me the idea it was an opinion piece, and I could approach them with an open mind. This article rubbed me a little wrong, though.

    4. Sean

      Sean

      It's his opinion and he's entitled to it but it's poorly-argued and sloppily written. I felt embarrassed reading it.

    5. Tornado

      Tornado

      And I mean the title does say "might be", it could've well said "is" if they really wanted to go full clickbait.

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    6. JezMM

      JezMM

      Full disclaimer I didn't read the article because they lost me with the entire premise, but it seemed obvious that it was an opinion piece and not for me so I just like... moved on lol

      (I will say only the writer knows whether they did it for the sake of writing a provocative article or whether they truly love the design more than any others, so if it's the former, shame shame shame and I withdraw my defense lol)

    7. Ferno

      Ferno

      The main thing that kinda irked me was when they said game sonic's gloves were huge when tbh its just his hands in general that really are just that big, along with his feet

    8. Sean

      Sean

      It's ultimately a lot of made-up complaints about the game design (ex. getting bothered over Sonic's shoes never getting dirtied in the games, you might as well complain that the toys in Toy Story aren't covered in grime, peeled paint, and fingerprints for 95% of the film) and making an easy target out of the old movie design, neither of which correlate with how that makes the Hesse design the best one.

    9. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      I fully disagree with the article, but getting your knickers in a twist because you think it's being presented as fact instead of an opinion piece is really dumb.

    10. Wraith

      Wraith

      how did you guys even find the strength to read past the title

    11. Monkey Destruction Switch

      Monkey Destruction Switch

      Maybe this is dumb, but honestly I would prefer if they just put "Opinion:" at the start of the title. I know it's obviously opinion, but it would slightly soften the blow of the article being what it is, at least for me.

    12. Indigo Rush

      Indigo Rush

      😕

      No, we don't get paid.

      Yes, it's an attention-grabbing headline.

      It's also probably his actual opinion, so (to those who are being mean about it) please simmer down. I don't even agree with him, but it's been labeled as such, and he's entitled to it. 

    13. Indigo Rush

      Indigo Rush

      The writing staff is entirely voluntary. We do not get compensated for writing baity headlines or anything, so I just wanted to put that idea to rest. 

      If we did, things could get pretty messy. 

    14. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      @Monkey Destruction Switch Yeah, no. It's a subjective matter. Putting "opinion" in the headline to offset whatever disagreement you might have is unnecessary. Soften what blow, exactly? 

    15. Wraith

      Wraith

      it's nothing personal against the writer so many personalities in this fanbase are just hot take machines so when i see more of that brain just shuts off

    16. Tornado

      Tornado

      It would certainly offset the blow of the atrocious title.

  7. today's lesson is: artists do child-unfriendly things in their free tiem

    1. The KKM
    2. The KKM

      The KKM

      capcom artists hideki ishikawa and toru nakayama do porn, in ishikawa's case, of mega man characters

      rebecca sugar did ed edd n eddy gay porn

      disney animators once famously animated mickey and minnie having "fun", IIRC, and disney laughed then fired them

    3. Solkia

      Solkia

      kkm are you drawing gay porn

    4. Milo

      Milo

      yeah

      when the lights are off

      and the children are asleep

      and the artists are alone with their utensils

      THEY DRAW BUTTS

    5. Solkia

      Solkia

      kkm stop

    6. Solkia

      Solkia

      go to church

    7. The KKM

      The KKM

      I have not drawn gay porn

      I once drew sonic porn and 4chan laughed so hard they made a reaction pic off of it

    8. Komodin

      Komodin

      KKM, don't draw Rule 34 of Tekno. T'aint funny, McGee.

    9. The KKM

      The KKM

      (see my previous status for context, this is about people discovering the character w waltz from mega man has "officially drawn" porn)

    10. C4k3

      C4k3

      >rebecca sugar did ed edd n eddy gay porn

      por que?

    11. The KKM

      The KKM

      it was sonic and nicole, actually

    12. The KKM

      The KKM

      >por que

      best part is that the art style looks more like the steven universe pilot than anything

    13. C4k3

      C4k3

      Well I just found it

      Huh... could be worse.

    14. The KKM

      The KKM

      oh yeah it's not hardcore stuff, as far as I know

    15. Ferno

      Ferno

      its good to see she was still able to get somewhere in the industry regardless

  8. There is anime beyond action shows, too

    1. Solkia

      Solkia

      king of the hill

    2. DBZHedgy

      DBZHedgy

      like azumanga daioh?

    3. Brad

      Brad

      I love slice of life anime 453

    4. goku262002

      goku262002

      Shut the hell up Dale...I mean Solkia.

    5. Kuzu

      Kuzu

      Nobody gives a shit about those :V

    6. Komodin
    7. The KKM

      The KKM

      It's a shame, there's genuinely good stuff like Kaiba around, but nope, it's either what's on Toonami or too embarassing to watch

    8. Komodin

      Komodin

      In all seriousness, this is where "word of mouth" jumps in. Inform a newbish pleb like moi on what non-action shows that you know of.

    9. The KKM

      The KKM

      I always say "Tetsujin 28-go" when suggesting, but that's action too, so here's something else instead-

      . Has some action scenes, but it's not the focus at all.
    10. Solkia

      Solkia

      Tetsujin 28-go was on Toonami

    11. Solkia
    12. The KKM

      The KKM

      I'm talking the 2004 show, which is why I'm specifically saying Tetsujin 28-go and not Gigantor (the show couldn't get the license in the West for some reason) :V regardless, it might've played in Toonami too, since it's an action show, which was my point, there's more beyond that

    13. The KKM

      The KKM

      No, checking it now, aired only on TV Tokyo

    14. Solkia

      Solkia

      oh that version

  9. so why do people insist on calling shows that are made (in the sense of written, designed, planned) in the west anime when they're not

    1. Autosaver

      Autosaver

      A show doesn't need to be Japanese to be anime. If it mimics the Japanese look, it's still considered Anime.

    2. Nepenthe

      Nepenthe

      tbf, all animation is anime considering that's the original definition.

    3. #AR

      #AR

      ed edd n eddy is best anime

    4. Ferno

      Ferno

      cartoons with stories are awesome regardless of origin

    5. The KKM

      The KKM

      Ferno's got the right point here. Nep, that's an argument if you're speaking Japanese, but that's not what the word means in English; Auto, the definition of anime kinda NEEDS the "it's Japanese" part. You don't say that PSG is a cartoon just because it looks like a cartoon :V

    6. The KKM

      The KKM

      it's not like saying RWBY isn't an anime is an insult, it affects in nothing the show's quality. But it does bother me that people are just outright breaking definition like this, and it does feel like it's because of an inflated sense of "anime = good"

    7. Nepenthe

      Nepenthe

      Definitions change often as usage of colloquial language shifts, as evidenced by the fact that you're restricting this to the English definition. =P Anime in general has come to mean a stylistic choice that emulates Japanese art and animation and isn't really an indicator of quality.

    8. The KKM

      The KKM

      But that's anime as the style, not anime as the thing. It's two different concepts, differentiated more easily if we add a word in front- anime art!=anime show. An anime show, well, the oxford dictionary has it, wikipedia has it, it's Japanese animation. As you say, it's not an indicator of quality, so where's the lie, the wrong, in saying Avatar isn't an anime?

    9. Nepenthe

      Nepenthe

      It literally depends upon the context you mean. The only thing stopping Avatar from technically being an anime (in an English context), honestly, is that it wasn't produced in Japan. The format, character designs, animation style, comedy, and fantasy elements are taken straight from Japanese and other Asian cultures. Really, I don't feel anyone is objectively right or wrong on this.

    10. The KKM

      The KKM

      I just don't understand the reason this confusion in the first place. When you had shows like Teen Titans or Ben 10, no-one tried arguing it was anime. No-one tries to argue Spongebob is anime. Then all of a sudden just because it's better animated, Avatar is anime? Or worse still, RWBY which doesn't even get that advantage?

      I can get that no-one is objectively right or wrong since there are things that blur the lines, like most Euro-Japanese creations like Maya the Bee or Do...

    11. The KKM

      The KKM

      ...Dogtanian, but the context is again different- those were co-produced between Japanese teams and European ones, but things like Avatar and RWBY feel like they just get people insisting it's anime because "don't you dare say this isn't anime that's insulting to the show"

    12. Ferno

      Ferno

      We need a more badass name for our action cartoons over here. Something that doesn't sound as goofy so that we aren't ashamed to call our story driven actiony stuff by what we generally call tv animation over here.

      Trucktoons

    13. Nepenthe

      Nepenthe

      There's really no reason to only constraining the argument down to people who qualify "anime" as a term of endearment versus a style or Japanese-produced product, especially since I've seen people argue that the original Teen Titans is indeed an "anime."

    14. The KKM

      The KKM

      At that point why not just start calling everything a cartoon, though?

  10. in other news, some idiots on tumblr thought they'd go and "defeat" 4chan by raiding the various boards. I imagine some of you saw first hand the result of such a brilliant idea :P

    1. Solkia

      Solkia

      is that what started this kindergarten warfare?

    2. Komodin

      Komodin

      I imagine it's like going after Cthulhu with a toothpick?

    3. Felix

      Felix

      4chan spammed the feminist tag with gore and porn in response. :P

    4. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      Uh, I think I unintentionally helped out

    5. Solkia

      Solkia

      They're spamming the feminism tag with gore and porn.

      Now Tumblr is throwing a fit and it's hilarious.

    6. The KKM

      The KKM

      @Solkia- yeah, an idiot with a "#stop4chan" blog and people following them.

    7. Wil348

      Wil348

      I DONT KNOW WHY IM LAUGHING AT THIS SO HARD

    8. The KKM

      The KKM

      @Komodin- not only is it just entirely useless (soon after the "raid" started you could already tell it had been overwritten by people mocking it and making fake "raid" threads), but some that got angry and bored on /b/, happy to have a chance to do the historical "raids" 4chan hasn't done in 6 years, went to fight back on Tumblr.

    9. The KKM

      The KKM

      Let's just say many people logged in on Tumblr today expecting their superwholockfeminism and just got bloated corpses and dead babies instead.

    10. SuperLink

      SuperLink

      wait this is actually happening?

    11. The KKM

      The KKM

      Don't know if it's still going on, but it did happen. As much of a nonevent as it is.

    12. SuperLink

      SuperLink

      so when they say "raid" what they really mean is "5-10 people got really bored" like most 4chan "raids" from the last half-decade

    13. The KKM

      The KKM

      Presumably. No idea how many from Tumblr went "invade" 4chan, but since people faking tumblr-like speech and points to troll and shitpost is so common, many didn't even realise a "raid" was happening. When they did, some went "well let's raid back!" :P

    14. The KKM

      The KKM

      The lesson is, you've got a huge conglomerate of anonymous peoples. You don't generalize them, and you don't attack them, or they'll attack back :P

  11. mega drive hub thing is fun. wish it had separate "US" and "UK" settings. if the purpose is milking nostalgia, I don't particularly care for having Archie comics there and would rather some StC mags. Legal issues might prevent that, but still :V

    1. shdowhunt60

      shdowhunt60

      Even though the Archie Comics are better? :^)

    2. The KKM

      The KKM

      Only by virtue that the ones being depicted are the actual good ones from the start that had a good ton and were fun and were quickly murdered by an absurd need to follow SatAM instead of the superior AoSTH in tone :^)

    3. shdowhunt60

      shdowhunt60

      Oh come on now, even as someone who prefers AoStH, I admit that SatAM is objectively superior, and basing a comic off of that had far more longevity and potential than AoStH.

    4. The KKM

      The KKM

      >objectively superior

      m8

      m8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 (read that as a prolongated eight, not repeated eights)

      suffice to say, it's nowhere near superior, nor objectively so for that matter :V and some of the longest-running comics to this date are far much more like aosth than satam was

    5. shdowhunt60

      shdowhunt60

      Yeah. Because as much as I liked some aspects of AoStH, it's a horribly flawed (god I hate that word) show. It's loud, obnoxious, incoherent, random, and half-assed. SatAM is better structured, the only thing I could say against it was that it was boring at times. If I was doing a comic, I would be more inclined to base it off of SatAM than I would be AoStH, because there's a better sense of thematics and narrative.

    6. The KKM

      The KKM

      Consider this, then- it's doing its best to actually be a cartoon, use animation to its strongest power, homaging comedy and animation history, recognizing that the plots and story are there to serve the characters and jokes, and definitely nowhere near half-assed (this last one applying to both shows, people worked hard there, but I think AoSTH gets the prize here for being a sudden show of one season with three times the amount of episodes most shows get, which were all done in a row). SatAM is structured in more boring and safe ways by comparison, uses a drab colour palette that goes directly against the only thing the game creators hoped would be kept constant worldwide (the visual tone), a bunch of cliché'd themes, plans for shock value darkness, and overall is just so safe and boring it's a perfect culmination of all the bland tendencies in cartoons that'd been building up through the 80's.

      Remove Sonic the Hedgehog and AoSTH stands as a testament and heartfelt homage to the art of animated pictures themselves. SatAM stands as a testament of how HARDCORE SERIOUS YEAH with cool characters! 90's cartoons could've meshed with bland CUDDLY AND CUTE WOODLAND CREATURES 80's cartoons.

      That probably sounds harsher than I mean it to, but really, man. "Objectively superior"? Even ignoring I disagree with that entirely, the whole point is you can't claim "objectively" anything here since they were trying completely disparate things.

    7. shdowhunt60

      shdowhunt60

      It sounds like to me that you're just simply wanting to cram everything into the arbitrary definitions of what a cartoon should be combined with backlash that SatAM is more popular. I'm not going to say I haven't seen better than SatAM, because I certainly have. But to say that SatAM isn't better, and that AoStH is more "heartfelt" comes off as disingenuous at best.

      The only positive aspect I pull out of AoStH are the characters. I like them. And as someone who likes characters the most out of a given story, I tend to be more skewed in that direction. Everything else is a nigh constant aggravation, between the crappy budget, terrible VA (outside of Long John Baldry).

      SatAM had a better sense of plot, thematics, and world building. It had more of a vision to it. That's why I said it had more longevity.

    8. The KKM

      The KKM

      Sure. And my point is that none of those things make a cartoon a better cartoon, especially when you're comparing it to a cartoon whose priorities, like old rubberhose cartoons, is animation and comedy for animation and comedy's sake. You're the one cramming arbritary definitions here- is the Fleischer's "Swing you Sinners" a worse cartoon than Disney's Mickey and the Beanstalk just because Mickey and the Beanstalk has more of a plot? Is Ren and Stimpy inferior to the PPG just because the PPG is a better action cartoon, despite Ren and Stimpy not even trying to be one? As for the vision it had, how sure can you be that AoSTH didn't have a vision? Seems to me it had a clear one, and did it quite well - a return to old form comedic 1930's and 1940's tone, as presented in clear homages like the one they did to Binky's Initiation. If you want to see AoSTH's vision pulled even further, check Twisted Tales of Felix the Cat's first season.

    9. shdowhunt60

      shdowhunt60

      I didn't even say that AoStH didn't have a vision, but if we want to go there, no it did not. One just has to look at the random and incoherent mess of design the backgrounds and the side-characters had to see it. If AoStH ever had a vision, it was pretty much "fuck it".

    10. The KKM

      The KKM

      And is "fuck it" not an acceptable vision to have? That's most of the first half of the 20th century gone artistically, then. Just because you seem to not be able to meet AoSTH at the standards it's setting up, doesn't mean it's not meeting said standards just fine. Your argument is being the same as faulting a Donald Duck comic for not looking like the Avengers - that's the point, it isn't even trying to be.

    11. shdowhunt60

      shdowhunt60

      Okay? And that's fine, but I like my talking blue hedgehogs to have more of a coherent direction and a purpose then "do what the fuck ever". Can we just sum this up as a personal thing?

    12. The KKM

      The KKM

      I've been trying to from the very start, you're the one who brought up "objectively better" :^)

    13. shdowhunt60

      shdowhunt60

      And I do think that on an objective basis, it's better. But then it spiraled into subjective arguments.

    14. The KKM

      The KKM

      That's your mistake though, there isn't an objective basis at all because your "objective basis" is actually your subjective basis for what makes a good cartoon.

  12. Squadala! All your games have been magically transformed into Sonic Heroes PS2!

    1. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Well since I have the PS2 version of Heroes, I'm perfectly fine.

    2. Big Panda

      Big Panda

      Wow! What are all those Eggman's robots?

    3. RosaRosaRosalina

      RosaRosaRosalina

      i lived with heroes ps2 before

      shouldn't be hard to do it again

    4. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Actually, you mean "Look at all those Eggman's robots!"

    5. Big Panda

      Big Panda

      @Soni: not if you merge it with CD-i Link's "Wow! What are all those heads?" line.

    6. E-van

      E-van

      oh god why me

    7. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      WELL EXUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME PANDA!

    8. The KKM

      The KKM

      yes, but remember that all your games were transformed into it. What'll you do with multiple copies of Sonic Heroes PS2 now?

    9. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      play all of them. got nothing else better to do.

    10. E-van

      E-van

      I would more than like break every single one of them in different ways (Except for one just to have it)

      Also, what would happen to our downloaded games?

    11. E-van
    12. The KKM

      The KKM

      the console where you have digital games is now a pile of sonic heroes ps2

    13. Sami
    1. RosaRosaRosalina

      RosaRosaRosalina

      why is splash woman angry

      if that is splash woman

    2. Klinsy

      Klinsy

      You're on a roll with these drawings!

    3. gala
    4. Ruby Havoc
    5. The KKM

      The KKM

      @rosa- it's w waltz http://i.imgur.com/QIFL36D.png from obscure mega man art books

    6. The KKM

      The KKM

      and obscurer porn from official capcom artists

    7. RosaRosaRosalina

      RosaRosaRosalina

      wait obscure as in that brazilian comic obscure or something completely different...?

      also wat

    8. The KKM

      The KKM

      obscure as one illustration one of the main illustrators did showcasing his idea for an alternate universe mega man

      obscurer as the closest we have of a version of her obeying the design logic of the games instead of the more mechanical look she and roll had in said artwork was porn said illustrator later did under a pseudonym

    9. The KKM
    10. DBZHedgy

      DBZHedgy

      whoa whoa whoa

      porn by official capcom artists???

    11. The KKM

      The KKM

      hideki ishikawa did some roll stuff

      toru nakayama, the mega man zero illustrator, has practically done more porn in his career than game illustration

    12. The KKM

      The KKM

      sadpanda has ishikawa's stuff if you search "p-head", nakayama's stuff is scattered throughout the internet it seems. it's mostly super sentai stuff

    1. Solkia

      Solkia

      now I'm interested

    2. Indigo Rush
    3. Wraith

      Wraith

      oh goddamn it

    4. RosaRosaRosalina

      RosaRosaRosalina

      FOR FUCKS SAKE THEU WERE JUST REVEALED

    5. Briraka

      Briraka

      Someone should show this to the devs and make it a transformation.

    6. The KKM

      The KKM

      this was actually quite slow, counted 3 horus to the first image of yooka masturbating, when SLoW was being announced it took 20 minutes to make Zeena porn based only on her sillhouette

    7. The KKM
    8. Kuzu

      Kuzu

      Are we really surprised at this point.

    9. w00tkins
    10. LovieHats
    11. -Ace-

      -Ace-

      PFFFFFTHAHAHAHHAHAHA

    12. KrazyBean

      KrazyBean

      What the hell is this?

  13. People like to say the Wisp gameplay can easily be applied into other characters... who's Frenzy

    1. Diogenes
    2. spinny

      spinny

      Chaos. :3

    3. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      An Eggman robot hell bent on destruction.

    4. Blue Wisp
    5. Soniman
    6. Vertekins

      Vertekins

      I'd like to know who could take the place of Burst and Void.

    7. Pawn

      Pawn

      I was wondering the same. Has Vector ever had a bite attack?

    8. Chili Dawg
    9. The KKM

      The KKM

      He had in Heroes. Yeah I suppose that'd work.

      Laser / Hover (lightspeed dash)- Shadow

      Drill (normal)/Spikes - Knuckles

      Drill (underwater)/ Hover/ Rocket - Tails

      Frenzy - Vector

      Burst-??

      Cube- Big, obvs

      Void - ????

      Burst - Blaze

    10. spinny

      spinny

      Void could be the Time Eater...

    11. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      Shadow could also be Burst due to Chaos Blast.

  14. "Story in a game is like a story in a porn movie. It's expected to be there, but it's not that important."

    1. azoo
    2. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      Nothing about this statement is right. Primarily, I prefer my porno without a story.

    3. The Tenth Doctor

      The Tenth Doctor

      David Cage wants a word.

    4. JezMM

      JezMM

      I really hate that quote.

    5. ImPantsAtThis

      ImPantsAtThis

      Who said this?

    6. JezMM

      JezMM

      John D Carter, one of the creators of the original Doom.

    7. Xenos

      Xenos

      Except different games have different standards for a story and, like games, porn can fall under a lot of different subcategories so how do we know all porn doesn't have a requirement for decent storytelling before a character gets it up the butt?

    8. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      what the crap is this

    9. The KKM

      The KKM

      @Jez I think you're mixing John D Carmack, who made a game related to Mars, and John Carter, a character who lives in Mars

    10. Radiant Hero Ike

      Radiant Hero Ike

      Wow. That's stupid.

    11. JezMM

      JezMM

      @The KKM lmao I had looked him up just to make sure I was thinking of the right guy and forgot his name in the time it took me to switch tabs back here. The tab of his article was titled "John D. Car..." and I was like "Carter??? pretty sure it was Carter".

  15. DKC looks so muddy and brown. Was thinking maybe as an adult I'd enjoy looking at it more, but no, much like when I was a kid, I just find it ugly.

    1. Goldenlink64

      Goldenlink64

      I always felt that way towards the game myself, though I haven't played it yet. I'm hoping the gameplay is fun enough to hold up when I get the game, because the soundtrack is really beautiful and I want to experience the whole thing.

    2. Gregzilla

      Gregzilla

      To each their own. I find it really immersive. I guess it's the juxtaposition of cartoony animals on very somber backgrounds and music.

    3. The KKM

      The KKM

      Not really, Greg- the soundtrack's great. It's the pre-rendered look making everything look brownish and very dark due to the shades immediately dropping to black. For the record, as a kid I refused to watch Transformers for the same reason.

      Retro's Donkey Kong games though look great.

    4. The KKM

      The KKM

      also if there's any series I've ever felt deserving of the monicker "X's shitty friends" it's this one, but that's something for another day. point is, I really don't like Nintendo's attempts at pre-rendered games (Super Mario RPG included)

    5. XD375

      XD375

      The difference between Sonic's friends and Donkey Kong's friends is Donkey Kong's friends weren't meant to be taken at face value. They're supposed to be dumb, that's the game's type of humour. This type of humour was also used in Banjo-Kazooie.

    6. Marcello

      Marcello

      Diddy and Dixie are both better than Donkey Kong.

    7. XD375

      XD375

      I think he was referring to characters like Candy, who pretty much exist as satirical takes on overused character archetypes. Ironic that Tiny became the very thing Candy was satirizing when Nintendo sold Rare and redesigned Tiny.

    8. The KKM

      The KKM

      I was talking about stuff like "Kiddie Kong" or, in a way, Diddy and Dixie in the sense that Donkey Kong Country games became about them instead of, well, Donkey Kong; but really, stuff like the Kongs in 64 and whatnot.

    9. The KKM

      The KKM

      Then again, I like the Kongs in Jungle Beat so I'm sure that automatically means my opinion's worth nothing :V Amusingly, XD, just saw you post on DKVine and was like "I recognize that username from somewhere"

    10. XD375

      XD375

      Ooh, what's your DK Vine username?

    11. The KKM

      The KKM

      Don't have one, just spent all day lurking and being amused at seeing a fanbase I don't feel a connection to of a product I don't feel a connection to have huge discussions.

  16. more obscure disney ducks

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    1. .   .

      . .

      I've never seen these ducks before. :V

    2. Failinhearts

      Failinhearts

      Duck The Duck.

    3. Ducktor Naldush Repulsa

      Ducktor Naldush Repulsa

      CChecked....checked....checked....checked. 

    4. Thigolf

      Thigolf

      The small one is fethreys nephew, the one left to him is Goldies niece (?), the woman next to her might be Magica's friend and I have no idea about the one on the far left.

    5. Ducktor Naldush Repulsa

      Ducktor Naldush Repulsa

      (Italian names) 01 Paperbond, his assistant, Paperetta Ye Ye, Pennino. 

      A secret agent and his assistant, Glittering Goldie's granddaughter, and Fethry's nephew.

    6. Thigolf

      Thigolf

      Oh, her granddaughter - that's pretty unique with all the nieces and nephews around xP

      I don't think I ever saw the Agent and his assistant, though. o:

    7. Ducktor Naldush Repulsa

      Ducktor Naldush Repulsa

      The best part? She calls Goldie " Grandma", and that's normal enough. But do you know how she called Scrooge in her first stories? Either Scrooge or....Grandpa. And, no, calling your elders Grandpa is not that usual here. Nowadays she just calls him by his first name but that doesn't people from assuming...things.

    8. The KKM

      The KKM

      0.0. Duck and Mata Harrier, from S-Coded stories (IE American stories made for the foreign market). Like most S-Coded characters, they ended up having a shitton of stories made by Brazil too, which is where I know them from. Created by Fethry's creator, hence the similarities in terms of having a spindly, angl-y construction and all.

      Dickie Duck, IE Paperetta Yè-Yè, or in Portuguese, Pata Lee, in homage to singer Rita Lee. Created by Romano Scarpa, but according to Inducks, also ended up having the majority of her stories created in Brazil- she'd appear with a strange reinvention of the Aracuan and three other Brazillian-created ducks as a bunch of teenage friends, kind of an Archie setup translated into Duckburg.

      Incidentally, her origin story's only this year been published in Portuguese, and only in Portugal. I don't think in all the stories she's been in, in Brazil, and all that, she was assumed to be Goldie's granddaughter. I certainly only learned that in recent years. I like the idea of her not being Scrooge's granddaughter at all- Scrooge got to have a materially-fulfilling but emotionally empty life, including no descendants of his own, while Goldie never got rich but married someone else, had children, had grandchildren, and lived an emotionally-fulfilling life.

      (drawing based on a mix of her first appearance, concept art Scarpa did, and her Brazillian depiction, incidentally)

      Finally, Fethry's nephew, Dugan. He's actually never had anything published in English, but the name Dugan's been in use internally for years now as a Yellow Kid joke (as he's the only duckling who's yellow). As a kid I didn't really like him, he felt like too much of a brat, but re-reading his stories (and maybe now I've grown up with nephews of my own), he doesn't feel like a brat like HDL did in the cartoons- he just feels like an overly-energetic but innocent and really young kid. He can't read, he doesn't realise chicken are real and not TV sfx, and he destroys everything by accident or in pure innocent play, no malice. Really like him now.

       

      Whew. A lot of writing. Anyone got any obscure Disney Ducks they also like?

    9. Thigolf

      Thigolf

      Oona, created by Vicar, and Rumpus McFowl created by Van Horn were some of my favorites when I was reading a lot of four-rowed Comics. :D

    10. The KKM

      The KKM

      I don't think I've read any Rumpus McFowl- probably by the time he'd have been imported over here, we were switching to almost pure Italian reprints before cancelling all Disney Comics. I do remember Oona, although don't remember any stories with her... I doubt I would, anyways, I don't understand why but I really don't like, nor liked at the time, Vicar's art.

    11. Ducktor Naldush Repulsa

      Ducktor Naldush Repulsa

      Oona was the cavegirl, right? I was not a fan...

      Rumpus is Scrooge's half-brother, right? I read some of his stories, but he just didn't click with me. In Italy there is also Gideon McDuck, Scrooge's younger brother, director of the local newspaper "The Talking Cricket"

  17. Gene declared Shark Week on Retro. That's always my indicator of "welp shit's going down :V"

    1. Soniman

      Soniman

      what does that mean?

    2. Rusty Spy
    3. The KKM

      The KKM

      @Soniman- added set of rules that started on the big Sonic 4 shitstorm. Basically, you see half those posts on the thread right now of people (I'm guilty of it btw, completely admitting it) discussing stuff with almost no info, discussing the fact people are discussing stuff with almost no info, etc? All banned for a short time.

      Or as Gene put it, "Instituting it now: the sharks are at the ready. If this turns sour (and boy, am I expecting the worst... call it preparation)...

    4. The KKM

      The KKM

      "Instituting it now: the sharks are at the ready. If this turns sour (and boy, am I expecting the worst... call it preparation) please try to keep the criticism/complaining civil. If you must go full child mode, I'm sure Sega's own forums will happily take you. "

      It's done in a fun manner, people banned get shark avatars with countdowns to the end of the ban.

    5. TCB

      TCB

      So debate and discussion is only open when there's info to be talked about?

    6. TCB

      TCB

      Sufficient info I mean.

      It doesn't sound fun to me, but I digress.

    7. The KKM

      The KKM

      TCB, it was a needed rule. Again, this started back when Sonic 4 was shown to use Modern Sonic and a million angry people decided "this Sonic Retro place seems to be about the GOOD OLD DAYS I'm going to cry there". Pages and pages were made at breakneck speed of people just going "NO U NO U NO U FUCK YOU FANBOY".

    8. TCB

      TCB

      Holy crap.

      And I thought how stuff went down here was bad....sheeesh...

    9. The KKM

      The KKM

      It's not that it's only when there's enough info. Is that if there isn't enough info, please don't act on your presumptions, don't assume you're already right, etc. It's basically just a reminder to post as you should normally anyways, just with less leniency (which Retro has a lot).

    10. The KKM

      The KKM

      Sonic Retro's fame as a place full of elitist asshole classic fanboys pretty much comes from those days. It's a shame, it was really something temporary at the time and it's a great place that only has the problem of not having much activity, normally.

  18. when was the last time you dropped the bass

    1. DocAzure

      DocAzure

      I accidentally knocked my friend's bass over yesterday...

    2. Klinsy

      Klinsy

      I never caught that kind of fish.

    3. SuperLink

      SuperLink

      every time I fish on animal crossing

    4. Enderwoman

      Enderwoman

      the bass I caught fell back into the water ;.;

    5. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      When I was fishing.

    6. Ruby Havoc

      Ruby Havoc

      Never held one before.

    7. Chibinuva

      Chibinuva

      I'm pretty sure my guitar is just a regular electric, not a bass.

    8. Pawn

      Pawn

      I am constantly dropping it

    9. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      And I would never drop my Elizabeth!

      That's not good for the instrument.

    10. The KKM

      The KKM

      Krow-ON!! plz

  19. ea69306ee6264c60b98e6282fb0996d0.png

    art nitpicks with the sonic mania cover

    1. Osmium

      Osmium

      Tails here at least looks better than in that other art. His mouth in that other one still really bothers me. 

    2. The KKM

      The KKM

      I've not looked at the other one with attention yet, but at a glance it seemed more accurately-drawn. I'll go look

      eh, the mouth seems flat but it's also accurate with the artwork of the time to have it be so

    3. Osmium

      Osmium

      I mean this one isn't very accurate either, but I think it looks a bit better than the other one. Like in this one his forehead is still too small and the left side of his head doesn't look completely right. 

    4. Big Panda

      Big Panda

      I personally don't see anything wrong with the fingers

    5. Ayliffe

      Ayliffe

      The only problem I see is that it isn't on my wall yet

    6. KHCast

      KHCast

      Seems pretty nitpicky since I don't see those as like glaring

    7. Osmium

      Osmium

      That's why he said nitpicking 

    8. KHCast

      KHCast

      ....didn't see that word for some reason lol. Though I was in a rush to get somewhere 

    9. The KKM

      The KKM

      I've had years of looking at classic artwork, I admit they're nitpicks but they're also glaring to me because I immediately noticed things were off (especially with Knuckles, who seems to be drawn more as a chibi version of his modern self than with the construction of his classic self) :P

    10. Osmium

      Osmium

      Same with me. We plainly know that most people won't notice or care but it's fun to point out little inconsistencies. 

  20. http://i.imgur.com/iMTaPrT.png how do I model sonic levels
    1. azoo

      azoo

      it ain't easy, ain't it

    2. C4k3

      C4k3

      more loops

    3. The KKM

      The KKM

      I'm asking more literally- I wasn't really trying with this sketch, this is just the layouts of GHZ, EHZ, and AIZ mashed up

    4. The KKM

      The KKM

      or more correctly, the very very beginning of each of the layouts mashed in

    5. The KKM

      The KKM

      I'm theorizing that you could do something like this as a test level for a sonic 3d game- imagine in each line, the layout of the original level following it, the bends turning it from a bidimensional layout to tridimensional http://i.imgur.com/Jzji4ri.png

    6. Milo

      Milo

      i recommend checking out the level maps to the classic games at soniczone0.com

      unless that is what you're using in which all i can say is....git gud (jk)

    7. The KKM

      The KKM

      it doesn't help that sketchup is crashing

    8. Milo

      Milo

      also something interesting to note: an interview with hirokazu yasuhara (game director of sonic 1, 2, 3&K as well as senior level designer) mentioned that when he designed levels for sonic, he usually did it in a 3D mindset (even though the games were 2D): http://info.sonicretro.org/Hirokazu_Yasuhara_interview_by_Gamasutra_(August_25,_2008)

    9. The KKM

      The KKM

      you can actually see that in the stuff he did for x-treme

    10. Milo

      Milo

      i know and it's the coolest thing

      aside from sonic r it's practically the closest thing we had to classic sonic level design in 3D

      i guess that's why sonic r and his concepts for sonic x-treme fascinate me so much :D

  21. *second sarcastic, angrier comment about how Sonic 1 is the worst Sonic game ever and why is SEGA always porting it and why do dumbfucks always buying it*

    1. The KKM

      The KKM

      *support post*

    2. The KKM

      The KKM

      *post defending sonic 1*

    3. The KKM

      The KKM

      *post complaining that its always sonic 1*

    4. The KKM

      The KKM

      *angrier post mocking both sides*

    5. The KKM
    6. The KKM

      The KKM

      *rabble*

    7. The KKM

      The KKM

      *shitposting*

    8. The KKM

      The KKM

      *passive-agressive*

    9. Detective Shadzter

      Detective Shadzter

      *and8su90f4nu234-0c2*

    10. Senator NinjaShark

      Senator NinjaShark

      welp, I don't need to browse the forum anymore, thanks Anime Captain Jack Sparrow

  22. The thought of the Sonic Boom voices carrying to Modern is nice. The thought of the Sonic Boom personalities carrying to Modern gives me cold sweat and nausea

    1. The KKM

      The KKM

      or maybe my lunch didn't go well

    2. spinny

      spinny

      robot amy

    3. The KKM

      The KKM

      jock knuckles

      I'm getting soured by SSMB's reaction again anyway, seeing genBLAND JOKES AND DIALOGUE being tooted as amazing 10/10 shakespeare has descended

    4. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      It would be awfully redundant of SEGA to copy over Boom to Modern when they've already got Boom anyway.

    5. The KKM

      The KKM

      I certainly hope so.

    6. Brad

      Brad

      All the voices sound great now so yus

    7. The KKM

      The KKM

      Still think I'd prefer Knuckles a bit gruffer but eh, it's not bad. Amy is the notable improvement.

    8. spinny

      spinny

      I personally still don't think Amy's voice is that good.

      Overall, I simply don't think Cindy Robinson works as Amy in any shape or form. I'm not trying to say she's a terrible voice actor, I just really don't think she's suited for the character at all, no matter what they try.

    9. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      RObinson is doing a much, much better job at voicing Amy in Boom. But somehow she sounds pretty flat and emotionless. And the voice she's doing doesn't particularly suit SEGA's girlier Amy either. I'd not complain if she got recast. Pretty much with Spindash on this.

    10. The KKM

      The KKM

      I dunno, it sounds pretty similar to her Adventure voice to me. I think it could work with girlier emphasis without needing to be Minnie Mouse.

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