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  1. There's a higher chance of the next 3D Sonic game being good than there is of a good Dr. Seuss movie coming out in my lifetime so don't give up hope

    1. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      In before people say "Horton" was good


    2. Milo


      horton was decent; good when compared to the other seuss adaptations released before/afterwards.

      (yeah that anime sequence exists, but it lasts for like, two-three minutes. it's a dictionary definition of a big-lipped alligator moment)

      at least we've gotten some cool stuff on the small screen for it like chuck jones' grinch, i suppose. the green eggs and ham show coming to netflix visually looks pretty neat, so i'm pretty curious to see how that plays out.

    3. Menace2Society


      how dare you shit on the 2000 Grinch movie

    4. Perkilator


      Wait, that was actually part of the movie? I didn’t remember that bit at all when I watched it as a kid.

    5. Milo


      grinch 2000 has a delightfully hammy jim carrey performance and impressive makeup but i'm not going to bat for it beyond that. maybe if it didn't have that weird adult/grossout humor it would had held up as a movie more.

      the tone of the grinch 2000 movie also comes off as bad in retrospect because you can see how hard the following cat in the hat movie with mike myers was trying to recapture its success by going overboard with that type of comedy and how it backfired to the point that we can't get anymore live-action seuss films.

    6. Menace2Society


      But it had Jim Carrey!

      JIM FRICKIN CARREY! You can't top that!

    7. Sean


      so yeah I'm never getting a good Dr. Seuss movie in my lifetime huh



    8. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry


      Now, now. We as the Sonic Fanbase have learned that Jim Carrey alone won't save a bad movie.



      That was the CITH film's first mistake: trying to copy Jim Carrey's Grinch. The Cat in the Hat is literally the polar opposite of the Grinch. Dr Seuss made that crossover with those two just to show how day and night they are.

    9. Milo


      thankfully illumination doesn't have the rights to seuss films anymore, so we don't have to expect another lorax or grinch 2018 in the coming years.

      that said, warner bros. animation has the rights now and they're taking another stab at a cat in the hat movie. i think in a worst-case scenario it should at least be alright.

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