SenEDDtor Missile

https://youtu.be/6Rpx4xrUsbk?t=27s

It's funny really. The Eds call this a scam, but the people who paid for it essentially got:

1. A mostly relaxing cruise.
2. A complimentary towel.
3. Fruit juice with real pulp in it and primarily home made refreshments.
4. Front row seats to an incredible music performance from a steel pedal guitar player.
5. And an epic adventure against pirates.

If it weren't for the last bit going sour, this would probably be a high class sort of cruise, and it's only for 50 cents. FIFTY CENTS!