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It's funny really. The Eds call this a scam, but the people who paid for it essentially got:
- A mostly relaxing cruise.
- A complimentary towel.
- Fruit juice with real pulp in it and primarily home made refreshments.
- Front row seats to an incredible music performance from a steel pedal guitar player.
- And an epic adventure against pirates.
If it weren't for the last bit going sour, this would probably be a high class sort of cruise, and it's only for 50 cents. FIFTY CENTS!