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Jesus Christ would be a terrifying killer, since he can turn water into wine...
and humans are made of a LOT of water.
But he's only made of bread. As soon as things start to heat up... He's toast.
Doesn't seem like a bad way to go, tbh
The body goes automatic in a coma at a certain percentage of alcohol inside you, so it would be theoretically painless.
Isn’t his blood wine?
Even if it wasn't painful it'd be pretty insulting for everyone who loves wine when you think about it.