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  1. “This is why Superman works alone”

    I want to see the glorious train wreck that would be a Superman movie set in the same universe as Batman & Robin. 

  2. So I’ve told the story before if how I somehow came to see “Hook” without knowing what it was about or that there was anything supernatural about it, which turns out to be the best way to see that movie, but more recently I had sort of the opposite thing happen:

     

    I watched “Goodby Christopher Robin” thinking it was the live action sequel to the Disney version of Winnie the Pooh, and, uh, it isn’t. 

    1. E-122-Psi

      E-122-Psi

      That's supposedly what the upcoming Christopher Robin film is more set to be.

    2. Big Panda
  3. I was just reminded of how the official explanation for why there are sometimes humans on Sonic’s planets is that there are two different timelines that are somehow 100% canon to one another. Just... holy shit. 

    1. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      Yep. totally couldn't have just said "There are some areas in Sonic's world that has more humans than anthros and vice versa, with only some areas having an even balance." Gotta make it ridiculously convoluted without thinking of long term consequences. Nope.

  4. Tsundercats. 

    1. Failinhearts

      Failinhearts

      It's not like the Sword of Omens is for you or anything, b-baka!

  5. Do you NOT laugh when nervous? Do you want to know what it’s like? Try this out:

     

  6. Of course, flat earthers, the earth being flat is the reason there isn't a flight between Perth and the Falklands.  

  7. Do you NOT laugh when nervous? Do you want to know what it’s like? Try this out:

     

  8. Black Panther didn't need to be two hours long.  

    1. The Tenth Doctor

      The Tenth Doctor

      Anything you think could have been cut?

    2. KHCast

      KHCast

      I think it told it’s story at a decent pace. The length was fine

    3. Phos

      Phos

      Spoilers: most of the stuff prior to the death of clau wasn’t needed, the plot doesn’t actually start in earnest until killmonger reaches wakanda. The Toyota product placement car chase is a pretty clear example of something that wasn’t needed (just capture him in the casino), and the retrieval of the spy prior to being crowned wasn’t really important either.

      The battle at the end was also pretty typical CGI visual noise. 

      Best part was the second act, if the rest of the movie was like the period from B Jordan getting to wakanda to the start of the final battle, it would be exceptional in my view. 

  9. I think it’s important we remember the true story of Christmas: 

     

  10. They reused a lot of content in forces...

    1. Kuzu

      Kuzu

      This is an understatement.

  11. And the most tone deff, disgusting marketing award goes to:

    And they doubled down on it!

     

    1. MightyRay

      MightyRay

      What the flying fuck?!

    2. Blacklightning

      Blacklightning

      I would've forgiven an honest slip up, but honestly there's no way they can't be unaware of the connotations by now.

    3. Polkadi~☆

      Polkadi~☆

      ...i don't believe this...

      what the actual heck

    4. Dee Dude

      Dee Dude

      Call me ignorant but.....I don't get it.

    5. Polkadi~☆
    6. The Deleter

      The Deleter

      It was a pre-named event before any of this took place, looks like, but still, wow.

  12. OK, here's the idea: A video player that when it buffers, instead of some spinny thing, it goes sepia tone, Roundabout, "Too be continued".

    1. Remy

      Remy

      Someone at Youtube is writing this down for next year's april fools

       

  13. My demands for voter reform:

    The president and the president's spouse are to be chosen in separate elections. 

    All candidates, including any write-in candadtites, must be present for inauguration. 

    Write-in propositions are allowed (we'll get rid of green skittles yet!)

    The longer you wait in line, the more your vote counts. This is commonly known as "The Dragonball Z" vote.  Yelling is optional unless you have crazy hair. 

    Any mark on the ballot mush have meaning derived from or ascribed to said mark. 

    all voters will be required, if asked, to prove their humanity. 

    In the event that no candidate gets a majority, the top eight must be seeded into a bracket, double elimination, 3rd strike, no reset for grand finals. 

  14. That's a cute Blaze. 

  15. Replayed the last boss of Metal Gear Rising to work off some steam. Where's a cyborg ninja when you need one?

  16. Third presidential debate (artists interpritarion):

     

  17. Mosquitos kill more humans than humans kill humans, are you going to stand for that!?

    1. Nepenthe

      Nepenthe

      I actually wish we could eradicate them.

    2. Ferno

      Ferno

      no

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      ...actually no this is serious

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      no

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      ...actually no this is serious

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    3. SurrealBrain

      SurrealBrain

      Haven't been standing for it fir years. It's a wonder they're not even endangered, let alone extinct.

    4. Tatters

      Tatters

      And then you figured out that mosquitoes pollinate the cocoa plant.

    5. Blacklightning

      Blacklightning

      We're gonna build a wall, and we're gonna make the flies pay for it!

    6. Strickerx5

      Strickerx5

      Well it's a good thing I'm allergic to milk products (chocolate) then Tatters. ;p

    7. Ferno

      Ferno

      ...must've hit reply twice

      i have failed my destiny

    8. Tatters

      Tatters

      Well Strickerx5...

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      There are dairy free chocolate so.... the mosquitoes stay.

  18. If my inventory is full of hamburgers, and I tell you that I fished one out of the trash, would you take one?

    1. E-van
    2. kirby1up

      kirby1up

      depends,how many tf2 crates will you trade for?

      Image result for tf2 crates

    3. Tatters

      Tatters

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      I know one who will take it.

    4. SurrealBrain

      SurrealBrain

      Depends. How much you willing to pay me? It won't be cheap, I'll tell you that much.

      In fact, I'd say all the other hamburgers you didn't take from the trash are cheaper...

  19. Who tattoos the Joker?

  20. Potato Chisps. 

  21. What is any of this?  For some reason it seems like a really weird way to reveal the 2017 game, you had a prerendered trailer to show?  Sonic Mania looks I have no idea.  

    1. Shaddy Zaphod

      Shaddy Zaphod

      This is the way they've teased every major Sonic game for a while now. Lost World, Generations(1?), Colors, Unleashed all happened the same way

    2. Celestia

      Celestia

      @Shaddy The first footage we got of LW had both footage from the opening and gameplay.

    3. Blacklightning

      Blacklightning

      ...the first trailer we saw of Unleashed was ingame I believe

      That said even the teasers usually give us a pretty good idea of what to expect - Unleashed goes zoomzoom fast, Colours has superpowered aliens, Generations separates the old and new into seperate niches for some reason, Lost World has climby climby moves and Monstars ripoffs. Project Sonic's trailer... tells us basically nothing really, it feels like a random mishmash of things that don't really have any cohesiveness with each other and it's hard to tell which ones actually have any bearing on the gameplay. It's annoying.

    4. Shaddy Zaphod

      Shaddy Zaphod

      Okay fair. I guess I was thinking of the way that we got prerendered CG stills first.

  22. 10 hours till SGDQ

  23. 2016 is to the real world as 2006 is to Sonic. 

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