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  1. Sega should make a Sonic game where Sonic is a gorilla and collects bananas instead of rings. Who's with me?
  2. I hope that wasn't sarcasm. Either way, it would mean less work for Taxman.
  3. If Taxman were to remake Knuckles Chaotix, I would prescribe a few things that might make it feel like a completely different game. - Classic level progression, with 2 acts and a boss act for each zone. 5 acts is way too excessive and the random level selector made the experience feel even more disjointed. - An option between playing as one character alone, one character with another character following (like Tails in Sonic 2) or the ring-band system. - Add Ray the Flying Squirrel. Mighty's appearance is not complete without Ray. I do realize the first suggestion would negate the "time of day" system, but the remake could work around that somehow. Perhaps use the console's internal clock?
  4. Why is there a rapping pirate in the JP version of Metallic Madness?

    1. Ferno


      *struggles to hold in joke*

    2. Octarine
    3. sniffy


      easter egg (laughs)

  5. Welcome to 2011, where the government can censor the Internet and pizza is a vegetable.

    1. Stardust Speedway
    2. The Dead Skin

      The Dead Skin

      ...what happened?

    3. TheGerkuman


      Pizza was never a vegetable. It was just that a couple of teaspoons of tomato sauces counted as a portion of veg.

  6. I can't wait to live in a state where every 10-year-old boy is arrested for uploading Spongebob clips on YouTube.

  7. Pardon me for that brain-fart. We can resume panicking.

    1. The Dead Skin
    2. Silencer226
    3. PaddyFancy


      Gonnae say something instead of post videos?

    4. Chibinuva


      Well, we're fucked. Looks like it's back to Super Mario Kart.

  8. Sonic CD is just like the Christmas tree in Charlie Brown; all it needed was a little love.

  9. I thought for a second we were going to be sucked.
  10. Eh, if this year's E3 sucked, it's only natural VGA does as well.
  11. Calling all bets, will the next trailer be about A.) another first-person shooter, B.) another licensed game, or C.) another zombie/survival-horror game?
  12. After this, I'm playing Shinobi III to get the awful taste of this show out of my mouth.
  13. What does it have anything to do with VIDEO GAMES?
  14. This show is so dull, the only thing keeping me entertained is imaging Pinkie Pie appearing out of nowhere in these overly dark game trailers. And I'm not even a brony.
  15. I don't know if I'm just out of touch with today's gaming public, but I bet I won't remember any of these games once this show is over.
  16. Here's this thing I made years ago: http://tinyurl.com/che6sr8

    1. Chibinuva


      I have the weirdest nostalgia boner right now.

  17. Sonic used to be an adventurer like you, but then... http://tinyurl.com/7uu6ra2

    1. Gatestormer


      Oh Dear God. It's spread to the SSMB.


    2. Jetronic
    3. Ferno



    4. Shade Vortex

      Shade Vortex

      I should have jumped on this sooner. I had the idea early this morning.

    5. Jetronic
    6. Chibinuva


      I barely get the meme due to never having played Skyrim, and I'm not that big a fan of it. However, that's clever enough to make me laugh anyways.

  18. I have an idea for a Sonic character. He's called Kick the Puppy. He has the ability to kick.

    1. azoo


      his rival is Punch the Kitten.

    2. Mr. Awesomest

      Mr. Awesomest


      DROWN the Kitten.

    3. Mr. Awesomest

      Mr. Awesomest

      Or Suck the Cock.

    4. family guy

      family guy

      his best friends is Slap the kit

    5. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      But Mr.Awesomest we already have Billy Hatcher for Suck the Cock. :P

    6. Alex2Beta


      And his love interest is Swimmy the Fish

    7. Wolfy


      I honestly thought of Chip when you said Kick the Puppy, XD.

    8. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      Nope, Flush the Fish.

  19. I just love how fragile some people's egos are. "WHAT?!? That person says I suck?!? Well I'll show him that I don't suck by getting him arrested and thrown in jail. That will convince him that I don't suck!"
  20. http://tinyurl.com/7hr4d66 May I orbit your belt?
    1. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      I was like "?"

      Then I was like 8D

      Then I was like -_-

    2. Xenos


      Hey, as long as you don't mess with the buckle. ;D

  21. I don't see what was so great about Zool. Am I playing the wrong version?

    1. eXtaticus


      Nothing was ever great about Zool; it's Soniclone garbage of the highest order - Socket was a long way better.

    2. Preston


      ... But Socket was terrible.

    3. eXtaticus
    4. Badnik Mechanic

      Badnik Mechanic

      There is no Zool... there is only Zuul!

    5. eXtaticus


      Zool was stool.

  22. We might as well spend that time making artificial wormholes, allowing instant transportation through spacetime to any part of the universe.
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