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  1. The Bandicoot returns June 30.

    $39.99, available on PS4 and PS4 Pro.

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    2. Tracker_TD

      Tracker_TD

      They're using Naughty Dog's original materials in programming it. They probably can't release it on other consoles. 

    3. Mando-Whirl-Wind

      Mando-Whirl-Wind

      @Tracker_TD, as a reference, not the actual code, they've confirmed they are using the Skylanders gameplay engine. Sony holds the original publishing rights(which do not cover a remaster), and Source Code. Not the visuals or gameplay itself otherwise all the multiplatform sequels couldn't exist

      Nowhere have they said that, and it's activision, heck they even have it on their multiplatform banner.

    4. Boomer

      Boomer

      Even when Rise of the Tomb Raider was announced it was said it was only a timed exclusive. There's been no mention at all of Crash being timed.

    5. TCB

      TCB

      June 30th...

       

      Mando...

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    6. KHCast

      KHCast

      He's really pulling for it that's dedication haha

    7. Mando-Whirl-Wind

      Mando-Whirl-Wind

      You're laughing at me, but this is activision we're talking about, heck the official Activision blog post doesn't even mention Sony or PS4

      https://blog.activision.com/t5/More-Games/Crash-Bandicoot-N-Sane-Trilogy-Release-Date-Revealed/ba-p/10176280

    8. Tracker_TD

      Tracker_TD

      We're laughing because it's dumb

      Sony are probably the ones who commissioned these dang things, I highly doubt Activision would've done it on their own accord

    9. Mando-Whirl-Wind

      Mando-Whirl-Wind

      Ok, riddle me this then, why hasn't it been said once, in the reveal or any press release since that this is an Exclusive, not once

    10. KHCast

      KHCast

      Fans were begging Sony, and Sony was teasing it.  It makes more sense for it to be exclusive 

    11. TCB

      TCB

      The official Crash site doesnt mention timed exclusive at all, neither does the new trailer. Both only has PS4. Sony heard and the oblidged. Hell; if it weren't for them backing this to some financial level Activision wouldn't even attempt this

       

    12. Milo

      Milo

      Pretty sure if it was a timed exclusive or coming to other platforms, Sony/Activision would have said so at the very start.

      That and while Activision owns the IP, Sony owns the publishing rights to the original ND Crash games.

      It's likely going to be PS4-exclusive though not specifically stated. Presumably due to how Crash is largely symbolic / a mascot of the PS1 era anyway.

    13. KHCast

      KHCast

      Tons of games don't outright promote their exclusivity also should note 

    14. Boomer

      Boomer

      Whilst we're on about this

       

    15. KHCast

      KHCast

      Looking at that comment chain, Jesus the dissecting and desperation 

    16. TCB

      TCB

      Now THAT is what's happenin @Boomer

    17. KHCast

      KHCast

      Oh look at that, doesn't say exclusive, but still Sony only 

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    18. Mando-Whirl-Wind

      Mando-Whirl-Wind

      @Boomer, that's a fake, or easily faked, it's an image of a chat. not a public one, do you know how easy it is to make one of those, also why would they respond to a random PM a month later

    19. KHCast

      KHCast

      Didn't Activision even go on record to say they had no interest in doing shit with Crash?

    20. TheOcelot

      TheOcelot

      It's not coming to any other platforms.

      END OF.

    21. Brad

      Brad

      In all my years I've never seen Nintendo fanboyism to this extent

    22. family guy

      family guy

      crash is NOT exclusive to playstation four!!!!!

      its also on playstation one!!!!

    23. Athena Cykes
    24. Wraith

      Wraith

      Even if there's no exclusivity deal I'm not sure how much benefit there would be in bringing it to other consoles anyway. 

    25. family guy

      family guy

      um?? excuse you joshua????? everyone knows that it'll sell a trillion copies on nintendo because everyone buys nintendo for the platformers and no one who owns a ps4 cares!!! crash should be a nintendo exclusive 

    26. KHCast

      KHCast

      @Mando-Whirl-Wind I've gotten late responses from companies, they get tons of messages and are busy. It's probably common for most companies to take around that long to get back to people 

  2. https://www.cartoonbrew.com/business/nickelodeon-disney-channel-and-cartoon-network-ratings-are-in-free-fall-158139.html

    Somewhere a salivating writer and editor are seeing this article and are planning to pen another "Millennials are killing the _______ industry" puff piece as we speak.

    1. Forte-Metallix

      Forte-Metallix

      CN I can understand, but I thought Nick has been getting its act together recently? (Don't know about Disney Channel)

    2. Ferno

      Ferno

      Put. More. Story. Driven. Animated. Shows. On. Tv.

      Inb4 SU and Adventure Time

      We need more though, and they need to be on more than TTG reruns.

    3. Polkadi~☆

      Polkadi~☆

      Kinda glad we are, CN needs to get their shit together.

      Dunno about Disney Channel, though...

    4. KHCast

      KHCast

      Is DC still doing the singing diva cliche?

    5. Conquering Storm’s Servant

      Conquering Storm’s Servant

      No one knows how to stop it? Bullshit!

       People have been telling at least CN for the longest how to stop their decline, and yet they ignore them. It’s their own fault for not listening and adapting, so i say they deserve it.

      Not so sure about Nick or Disney, but I’m strongly sensing the same factor at work for them too.

    6. Wraith

      Wraith

      somewhere on ssmb people are gearing up to blame teen titans go

    7. Ferno

      Ferno

      OH BOY 3AM. TIME TO BLAME TEEN TITANS GO

    8. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      I get the feeling that Disney Channel has the misfortune of getting caught in the crossfire of Netflix providing what the people want better than Nick and CN.

    9. Milo

      Milo

      @Ferno Don't forget giving some decent level ground for cartoons in genres other than comedy *cough*ACTION*cough*

    10. RosaRosaRosalina

      RosaRosaRosalina

      now i don’t wanna pull the old ttg card, it’s gotten as old as the show is pointless 

      but it’s quite literally the elephant in the room for them, and cartoon network knows it is, but they’d much rather make it into a silly cash grab and a fucking movie over instead looking to the show itself and seeing where its problems, past, present and future, lies

      it’s become something of their favorite child over it being a safe zone, and i take it all the money they get from ttg got to their head at this point so talking to them would be like talking to a brick wall

    11. Wraith

      Wraith

      "I don't want to pull the ttg card but-pulls TTG card-"

    12. RosaRosaRosalina

      RosaRosaRosalina

      i know i know shut up

      like, what do you expect me to do, NOT bring up the biggest problem there?

    13. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Teen Titans Go is certainly an element of the problem. Anyone who saw about that entire week of TTG ain't gonna be able to deny that. 

    14. Wraith

      Wraith

      Go isn't the biggest problem

      Their scheduling is more of a response to the tanking ratings than anything, because it's the one they know people will watch. And it makes sense, because it's a show aimed at very young children who don't know how to pull up something on their phone or a tablet or a computer when they want to watch it.

      But no matter how they change their programming it won't beat the convenience of just pulling something up on the screen in your hand. Even those of you who argue all day about "quality animated shows" probably just pull up the shit you want to watch on your computer instead of watching it on TV, anyway. It's a fundamental problem that needs to be solved. 

      And they're taking steps to fix it. It's why Steven Universe gets episodes on their app first now. The older audience that watches it need a convenient official channel to watch it on. You all obsess over their scheduling when it hardly matters in the grand scheme anymore.

    15. Ferno

      Ferno

      if i had cable when it was airing i would've been glued to the screen every week when One Piece was on Toonami for the 3rd and probably last time, but that's just me personally. there's something that feels special about seeing stuff live at the same time as others across the country imo

    16. Wraith

      Wraith

      not special enough to pay for cable though imo LOL

    17. KHCast

      KHCast

      Josh defending something heavily disliked? Shocker. Jk lol luv u

    18. Ferno

      Ferno

      my apartment complex has a crappy proprietary cable + online service that's twice as expensive as regular providers in my area and we can't use any other provider either so we just said screw it and did the online package only

      that was a slick burn regardless though im not even gonna lie

    19. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Quote

      And they're taking steps to fix it. It's why Steven Universe gets episodes on their app first now

      Well,  quite scarcely still. The hiatuses of new releases for shows other than TTG is still a thing even in the app. 

      If CN have consistent app airings to their other shows like Justice League Action, Steven Universe,  and plenty other less fortunate, but more deserving shows,  then maybe you could deny that TTG is part of the issue. 

    20. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      The steady increase in people that worked on shows from those channels getting exposed as sex predators also may be a contributor on what the parents make their kid watch. 

      At this rate, soon after the TTG film drops, Cartoon Network's rep will most likely collapse harder than the Roman Empire.

    21. TCB

      TCB

      Saberspark did a video that explains it well

      Streaming on their app and the digital age are killing traditional viewing ratings. They even pulled new episode premieres last week of Gumball and Unikitty on a one day notice before their original airdate. Where it go? To their app.

    22. Conquering Storm’s Servant

      Conquering Storm’s Servant

      Yeah, as much as I would love to say fuck Go! with a cactus, it’s less that show and more the lack of diversity in what they as a network provide.

      Favoritism might also be a favtor too—It’s not like TTG was the only show that had this problem with.

      Mind you, take what I said with a spoonful of salt, because I’ve not watched television in a few years thanks to the internet providing more options and said variety, and as a result I might not know the full range of issues.

    23. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Agreed. While TTG is a factor,  it can't be denied that online and on-demand shows are getting too the modern audience more. Granted,  CN didn't help matters on that. 

    1. Komodin

      Komodin

      Hooray. Huzzah.

    2. Fletch

      Fletch

      The hype was too strong and it kept the ongoing SSMB joke alive. LOL

    3. Chooch

      Chooch

      Tell him not to come back

    4. Gabz Girl

      Gabz Girl

      And then he fucked off again. OF COURSE.

    5. The Tenth Doctor

      The Tenth Doctor

      Kinda was odd for him to come back to gloat.

    6. Milo

      Milo

      @komo oh yeah, i forgot. to gloat.

      BTW when are you changing your avatar since you lost your bet? >:Phttp://board.sonicstadium.org/statuses/user/3099-komodin/?status_id=672937

    7. w00tkins

      w00tkins

      he's so tsundere for us

    8. Komodin

      Komodin

      ... Dagnabbit.

    9. Milo

      Milo

      because the conference was THAT GOOD

    10. Komodin

      Komodin

      Or he's that big a braggart.

    11. Gabz Girl

      Gabz Girl

      @Ristar I hope he stays gone.

    12. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon
    13. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon
    14. Sami

      Sami

      wow lol you guys are fucking assholes

    15. Sami

      Sami

      (someone linked me this status)

    16. Komodin

      Komodin

      Hm, I wonder who linked it to you...

    17. Indigo Rush

      Indigo Rush

      I linked this to him the moment I saw some of the SSMBers I usually respect take the "moral high ground" and say "good riddance." I'm absolutely stunned.

    18. Radiant Hero Ike

      Radiant Hero Ike

      what the Hell guys

    19. Athena Cykes

      Athena Cykes

      wow, the fuck is going on here

    20. TCB

      TCB

      Oh c'mon those moments were lolworthingly awesome

    21. Milo

      Milo

      well that was unexpected

  3. ...did something happen today?

    1. Kiah

      Kiah

      No. Not at all. All the fire and smoke you see on the boards is a figment of your imagination!

    2. Wraith

      Wraith

      I hope this isn't a joke cause I just let out the ugliest laugh

    3. Milo

      Milo

      i just turned my pc on and haven't been anywhere else online...

      what's up?

    4. Ferno

      Ferno

      run

      no get out

      oh god oh fuck

    5. Wraith

      Wraith

      AHAHAHAHA

    6. PaulyBFromDa303
    7. Adamabba
    8. KHCast

      KHCast

      Get out

    9. jingleblurs98

      jingleblurs98

      nothing happened! it was just normal! nope! nothing happened!

      nothing at all!

    10. Ferno

      Ferno

      923iQ1S.jpg

    11. Milo

      Milo

      ...uh, is it something related to sonic?

       

       

       

      ...does it concern the sonic movie

    12. jingleblurs98

      jingleblurs98

      NO NO IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SONIC AT ALL

    13. Dejimon11

      Dejimon11

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      PFFFHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA 

    14. Diogenes

      Diogenes

      he's here

      your best friend

      s o n i c t h e h e d g e h o g

       

    15. Ferno

      Ferno

      9b2.gif

      h-he so ugly

    16. Celestia

      Celestia

      You missed out on a genuinely amazing day

    17. Kuzu

      Kuzu

      Damn, that was a good laugh.

    18. Ferno

      Ferno

      these people awoke me from my slumber to see a blue turd and now i shall encrust the earth in darkness for 1000 years

    19. Dejimon11

      Dejimon11

      Ferno I find a hard time believing if that last part is a bad thing. 

    20. Celestia

      Celestia

      Yeah if we're encrusted in darkness or w/e we can't see the design anymore

  4. Bleach may suck...but I like this avvy :P

    1. Solkia

      Solkia

      Pretty sure you just like dead chicks with huge knockers.

    2. JezMM

      JezMM

      Tsk tsk, how rude, honestly, you'd never catch me with a cleavage riddled lady in my avatars.

    3. Solkia
    4. Milo

      Milo

      Or just like provoking responces....wait....necrophiliac? That doesn't make sense :/

    5. Milo

      Milo

      Wait...is this person dead or something?

    6. Solkia

      Solkia

      LOL have you never watched Bleach o.o?

    7. Milo

      Milo

      ...nope.

      trollface.jpg?1296494117

      Is there a problem?

    8. Solkia

      Solkia

      The person in that avvy is Rangiku. She's a lieutenant soul reaper. In other words, a dead person.

    9. Solkia

      Solkia

      No problem. the show sucks now.

    10. Milo

      Milo

      Oh.....OK.

      Didn't know that.

      *inb4someonementionsShadowtechnicallydiedinSA2*

    11. Ferno

      Ferno

      Pirates > Ninjas > Alchemists >Saiyans > Soul Reapers

      am i gonna die

      im gonna die

      i can hear the raeging fans of each series i listed

      i must run away

    12. Solkia

      Solkia

      Saiyans are better then everything. Fuck you Inferno.

    13. Ferno

      Ferno

      b-b-but, DBZ's storytelling sucked compared to the stuff I put above it. Though the fighting was cool.

    14. No more

      No more

      Death Note > Bleach

    15. Solkia

      Solkia

      Cow shit>Bleach.

    16. Milo

      Milo

      From dead womer with huge knockers to cow shit, my status has evolved to level 2 Bleach hate :U

    17. Solkia
    18. KrazyBean

      KrazyBean

      Alchemists are better than Saiyans?! HELL NO!

      LOL, I'm kidding, but Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood is overall better than DBZ IMO.

  5. SSMB members, you're not laughing!

    1. Ruby CUL Terumi
    2. Wentos

      Wentos

      *uses thunderbolt a third time*

    3. Enderwoman

      Enderwoman

      Ph jeesis christ. FRUIT. ISN'T. FUNNY.

    4. Enderwoman

      Enderwoman

      GO DIE. KILL YOURSELF.

    5. Enderwoman

      Enderwoman

      AO IS FOR TARDS.

    6. Ruby CUL Terumi
    7. Milo

      Milo

      @Pikachu Don't get too mad, otherwise you've blow a fuse! *laughs*

    8. Wentos

      Wentos

      AAAAAUGH! *quick attack*

    9. Law
    10. Milo

      Milo

      @Pikachu I think I'm gonna call you Shorty! Because you're short on temper, you're short in height, and you're short in powerful attacks! *laughs*

    11. Stacy

      Stacy

      The Annoying Orange.... What a piece of shit! :/

    12. Sarah Jane Smith
    13. Milo

      Milo

      Funny how a forum about a blue hedgehog has so many members turing red! *laughs*

    14. Jacky

      Jacky

      orange you glad i didn't say

      balls

    15. Ferno

      Ferno

      erdfghjnj,m

    16. Milo

      Milo

      @MissAtomicBomb *laughs*

    17. Ming Ming Hatsune

      Ming Ming Hatsune

      Where's my fruit knife? =/

    18. Law

      Law

      I unsubscribed from you a long time ago.

  6. >@Remy's like content is over 100K

    >@Nepenthe at 30K is listed as having the most liked content of all time

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    1. Wraith

      Wraith

      Her draconian rule over this poor community even extends to the leaderboards

    2. ImPantsAtThis

      ImPantsAtThis

      Looks like you've had too much to THINK, comrade! Off to the gulag!

    3. Milo

      Milo

      glad to see i'm not the only one unwrapping this conspiracy

      steve-urkel-and-uncle-jesse-o.gif

    4. Celestia

      Celestia

      Haha, you're so silly Gabe.

      Spoiler

      *whispers into communication device hidden in watch* He knows too much. Eliminate ASAP.

       

    5. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Let's take a closer look at...

      MORE CLUES!

    6. Milo

      Milo

      you cannot kill an idea, hombre

      viva la revolucciones

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      (accordioning intensifies)

    7. Kiah

      Kiah

      @Celestia 

      Spoiler

      NO! We won't get more awesome Steve Urkel gifs if we destroy Gabe! :(

    8. Celestia

      Celestia

      Spoiler

      I guess I can't argue with that.

       

    9. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Who needs Urkel when you have this perfect gem of the true Urkel

      Sonic-Live-Action-Film-428x286.jpg

    10. Milo

      Milo

      @Kiah's right you know.

      giphy.gif

    11. FriendBot
    12. Milo

      Milo

      @Soni True, that post is not as tasty as chocolates

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    13. Nepenthe
    14. FriendBot
    15. Milo

      Milo

      I guess there's nothing else to say but...

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      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    16. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      i long for death's cold embrace

    17. goku262002

      goku262002

      Welcome to the new world order, Soni.

    18. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Fuck this shit, I'm travelling back in time to prevent any of this shit from happening.

      THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR!

  7. Plumber

    Bandicoot

    Dragon

    Who will be the next platformer mascot to make their grand 3D return / genre throwback?

    Giant Ape

    Retro Studios

    2018

    Please.... ;_;

    *also pours out a cup for those hoping for the 3D return of the man with no limbs*

    1. The Tenth Doctor

      The Tenth Doctor

      Skeleton (MediEvil is back too)

    2. Marcello

      Marcello

      Hopefully Bear & Bird or... weird limbless dream thing.

    3. Milo

      Milo

      @The Tenth Doctor Oh right, I forgot about that.

      Would squirrel c..

      *Big Reunion*

      Would squir-

      *that awful Hololens project that featured a "Young" version of him*

      *bursts out laughing*

      Sorry, couldn't say that with a straight face.

    4. Panda Claus

      Panda Claus

      Stretch-Arm-Star

      Nearly-headless Nick puppet

      Candy ninja

    5. JosepHenry

      JosepHenry

      Cat-Rabbit Hybrid.

       

      You know who I'm talking about

    6. Dejimon11
    7. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      You forgot a certain someone who also got in the 3D mascot platformer revival...

      Spoiler

      DNqTTVZVAAEQBs--555x312.jpg

      Spoiler

      ...Ok I really can't say that with a straight face who am I kidding?

       

       

    8. Sean

      Sean

      Some kid with red hair and a bug net

    9. Milo

      Milo

      @Crow the BOOLET The Woolies Strike Back was a 2.5D game though.

    10. JosepHenry

      JosepHenry

      Klonoa is 2.5D too BUT STILL HE NEEDS TO RETURN.

    11. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      Spoiler
      Spoiler
      Spoiler

      KNACK 3, BEHBEY

       

       

       

    12. MightyRay

      MightyRay

      Green robot!

    13. Dee Dude

      Dee Dude

      Fat Anti Plumber

      Bear & Bird

      Kids with Nets

      Squirrel

      Racoon

      Elf guy & Ottsel

    14. Wittymations

      Wittymations

      I really do want Banjo-Kazooie to return. I guess we have Yooka-Laylee.

    15. Wraith

      Wraith

      Most of my favorite platformer when I was younger were Mario games I don't think need remastering and sonic games that I don't trust them to remaster

    16. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      Yellow Omnivore Ghostbuster

      Wildcat from Down Under

      Young Master Hand with Circular Sports Object

       

       

      Legendary Blue Bomb- Oops, that's not a 3D platfomer.

       

       

    17. PaulyBFromDa303

      PaulyBFromDa303

      How about a brown T-Rex that collects dinosaur eggs and rides a skateboard? For the love of god, someone tell me you remember this Genesis classic.

      It's never been a 3D game. Unfortunately I haven't seen anything past the Genesis . . . but I'd love to see SOMETHING

  8. Just for fun, I want to know what you guys expect Sonic 2017's gameplay to be based on. (Emphasis on expect, i.e. not what you're wishing for, what you expect Sonic Team to go with.):

    • Unleashed/Generations
    • Lost World
    • Other (write your guess)

    My guess is Unleashed/Generations.

    1. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Yeah, it's another boost fest. joyous day. :/

    2. Wraith
    3. The Deleter

      The Deleter

      Sonic Schoolhouse

      Starring the all-new substitute teacher, Classic Sonic, as they face off against the ever-looming destruction of ignorance and misunderstanding in the world! #jointheresistance

    4. Briraka
    5. Ferno

      Ferno

      Nothing from the teaser has shown anything other than Generations with original stages this go around.

    6. Nast

      Nast

      probably boost, which is a positive in my book. i wouldn't complain if they had another shot at the lost world mechanics, but considering the heavy generations/unleashed vibes in the trailer, that's very unlikely.

      there's also a non-zero chance that they'll invent a whole new gameplay style -again-, but the boost gameplay is still really popular so i doubt it.

    7. gato

      gato

      The Generations sequel no one asked for.

      (I'm lying, I'm sure some people asked for it)

    8. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      People did ask for a Generations with original stages so yeah :P

    9. Nepenthe

      Nepenthe

      I'll be amazed if it's not a Generations retread.

    10. Ruby Havoc

      Ruby Havoc

      Boost style, I guess.

    11. The Deleter

      The Deleter

      But

      What if it isn't a Generations retread though

      What then?

    12. Diogenes

      Diogenes

      it's generations 2 until proven otherwise

    13. Celestia

      Celestia

      Boost seems like a safe bet, tho' I still think we might see more than just small tweaks this time. But we only have the teaser to go on so I don't have a solid basis for that.

    14. Ferno

      Ferno

      When looking back, the fact that Iizuka had to jump in and throw in a disclaimer beforehand that it's not a sequel, is almost proof enough that at first glance it might as well be a sequel, if at least a spiritual sequel.

    15. Dejimon11

      Dejimon11

      Boost mostly because they put emphasis that it's from the guys who made colors and generations and are trying to sweep lost world under the rug. Plus classic sonic is back. I'm convinced that it's pretty much generations 2 except instead of going through older levels it's new and original ones

    16. Waveshocker Sigma

      Waveshocker Sigma

      Thinking it'll be a Boost fest.

      Also HOPING it'll be a Boost fest since it'll at least be guaranteed to be actually fun and worth playing instead of another clunky and irritating crapfest like Lost World.

    17. Milo

      Milo

      12 votes for Unleashed/Generations.

      0 votes for Lost World

      2 votes for Other

      Welp, this is pretty much unanimous, isn't it.

  9. Welp, I put myself through one of the darkest corners of hell on the internet just looking for a couple of images which I ended up not finding in the long run. It'll take a lot of brain bleach and memory loss to forget this. |:-/

    1. Winston

      Winston

      What'd you look up?

    2. Milo

      Milo

      Some of Haruhi's previous avatars (the cropped Amy ones).

    3. Winston
    4. Jeffhog
    5. Komodin
    6. Felix

      Felix

      What'd you type in?

    7. Milo

      Milo

      I was hoping that I could probably find a few in their cropped form (just the head) like how Haruhi had them, and maybe go troll some forum with them again. But of course that wasn't the case. Stupid of me to do so...

      I'm just hoping that if I run into any similar situations I'm numbed by it all and I don't give a damn at that point.

    8. Milo

      Milo

      Besides, I don't think it was as bad as that Sonic Epoch fangame I had the misfortune of playing...I think.

    9. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      I'm afraid to know what that Epoch game is.

    10. Winston

      Winston

      I think I played Sonic Epoch. LOL.

    11. Milo

      Milo

      @VizardJeffhog

      You can go read about it in the shameful secrets thread, but believe when I say that is one fangame I will never return to.

    12. Milo

      Milo

      @Shaggy Rogers If you're thinking about that SatAM sprite fangame....the game I'm referring to is is not that game.

    13. Winston

      Winston

      @Madame

      Are you talking about the one by FatBadger and Brick-Topp? Because that's the one I've played. (How I got into that area...nobody needs to know...)

    14. Milo

      Milo

      *does a quick Google search*

      *hentai, mature audiences only appears*

      Yeah, I think the game I played was by those guys.

      It's really strange because pretty much almost all of the other Sonic fangames that the website I visited that had this game (who knows why) had there are incredibly tame. Only one other game could be marked as offensive content, but it was only for a crapload of profanity regarding Sonic fans.

    15. Winston

      Winston

      @Madame

      Because small children must discover ape-porn. (LolNo.)

    16. Milo

      Milo

      ^ Couldn't agree more. What were the people managing the site smoking? TBF, they had a label warning that some of the games were inappropriate; but they didn't even bother to list the inappropriate games in a different section; let alone have some sort of age check fature or even list which games were the mature ones.

    17. Winston

      Winston

      @Madame

      Most sites I go to have a Mature section with a age-check on it too, I wonder why they wouldn't have one. =U

  10. avatar suggestions, go!

    1. Dr. Homem

      Dr. Homem

      Modern hentai.

    2. Klinsy

      Klinsy

      Detective Gumshoe.

    3. Lamor

      Lamor

      Make it a modern hentai with fan of quills.

    4. Clouder
    5. Solkia
    6. Sly4Good

      Sly4Good

      Potatoes. Because why not?

    7. Clouder
    8. Lamor

      Lamor

      Justin Bieber.

    9. Clouder
    10. Lamor

      Lamor

      Ellie from TLOU.

    11. Crow the BOOLET
    12. Frogging101

      Frogging101

      Don't expect serious replies in here :P

      To be honest, I don't really know. There are a lot of images out there, and it comes down to what you like or what you want to represent yourself with visually. I chose mine because Sonic and Tails are my favorite characters, and it looked really cute.

    13. Frogging101

      Frogging101

      >Just saw your display name.

      If you're going for something that goes with your display name, a few of the above suggestions are good too.

    14. Milo

      Milo

      I totally would had gone for one of the old avatars Solkia and I used with this name, but last I check they were against the updated rules on (N)SFW images

    15. Milo

      Milo

      @Lamor what's TLOU

    16. Frogging101

      Frogging101

      TLOU is The Last of Us, if I'm interpreting the Google results correctly.

    17. Lamor

      Lamor

      Yeah. The Last of Us, an upcoming PS3 game.

    1. Clades Jin

      Clades Jin

      YOU ARE TEARING ME APART ZINOS

    2. Big Boss (legendsneverdie)

      Big Boss (legendsneverdie)

      Anyway how's your sexlife?

    3. Clades Jin

      Clades Jin

      Oh hi Flames

    4. Psycho

      Psycho

      Lelouch you're doing it wrong.

      *Ahem*

      YOO AH TEARING ME APAHT ZEENOS!

    5. Clades Jin

      Clades Jin

      Oh hi Suzaku

    6. Milo

      Milo

      DON" TUCH MII mutherfuker

    7. Clades Jin

      Clades Jin

      Oh hi Zinos-- *Shot*

    8. Psycho

      Psycho

      Still doing it wrong.

      "Oh hai Soohzakoo".

      Damnit learn to get your Wiseau right.

    9. Clades Jin

      Clades Jin

      Damnit, I'm going back to Wiseau classes.

    10. Big Boss (legendsneverdie)
    11. Big Boss (legendsneverdie)
    12. MegaMan_EXE

      MegaMan_EXE

      What about Elizabeth, huh?

    13. Clades Jin

      Clades Jin

      Ai did nawt hit her iz bullshit i did naaat... oh hai mark

    14. Psycho

      Psycho

      There we go Lelocuh. Perfect Wiseau (bo_o)b

      Yoo ah just a leetle chicken. Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeeep

    15. Alex2Beta

      Alex2Beta

      No thanks, I only watch the Wishow..Cuz spain is spain..

      Now howbout ball?

    16. Clades Jin
    17. Alex2Beta

      Alex2Beta

      O hai Wishow, howz yo secs life?

  11. SSMB's Greatest Hits: The entire gallery now available! (For those who want an alternate method to the rotating image.)

    Barely more than 100 classics and counting!

    1. Celestia

      Celestia

      7cTC3tS.png

      This one just hurts

    2. Wraith

      Wraith

      I'm not in this enough.

    3. Celestia
    4. Menace2Society

      Menace2Society

      Lol, I should have been active back then, lmao.

    5. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      9nUgrNZ.png

      Ah yes, I remember when I used to be Santa Claus of SSMB.

      It was truly the worst day of my life along with every other day of my existence. 

    6. Ryannumber1Santa
    7. Kiah

      Kiah

      @Celestia How could you?! First you keep cookies from me and now this?! You're terrible!

      I didn't expect to see myself there at all honestly. So I showed up in there only twice and one of my responses were totally innocent...I's a good girl! :D

      So many good times and I got a good laugh out of this to the point I got teary-eyed...I think it was all from laughing anyway. Thanks a lot, Gabe! :)  

    8. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Yeah, thanks for bringing all these great moments. Here's hoping you don't lose steam on this yet.

    9. Milo

      Milo

      Aww, thanks guys. ^u^

    10. Indigo Rush

      Indigo Rush

      Thank you for preserving that wonderful Windy Hill remix

       

    11. Winter Spirit Ultima

      Winter Spirit Ultima

      http://i.imgur.com/PHHYrVk.webp

      And there will be many more! 

      This is nice!

    12. Dee Dude

      Dee Dude

      Holy crap I'm in it!

      I'm officially popular now.

      ws47krN.png

    13. TCB

      TCB

      The fact I'm in this at all shocks me. 

      Nevermind that my only two entries is chicken sh*t compared to the five star chicken salad of ones here. 

    14. Dee Dude

      Dee Dude

      Same here buddy. It's what I feel about my jokes compared to everyone else's in general.

    15. goku262002

      goku262002

      @Celestia - thanks for the laugh I forgot all about this.

    16. w00tkins

      w00tkins

      ooh dont forget 

      EJ7gpYL.png

    17. Celestia

      Celestia

      Good lord those are some ancient posts

    1. Komodin

      Komodin

      Son of a... I'm never gonna live this down.

    2. Autosaver

      Autosaver

      I don't even remember the context of this one lol.

      ...The other image almost got people banned lmfao

    3. Briraka

      Briraka

      *sigh* Why can't we be like this all the time?

    4. Ruby Havoc
    5. LovieHats

      LovieHats

      What

      what the fuck

    6. Clades Jin

      Clades Jin

      Man, I sure raped a lot of women.

      I-It's a reference to the pic

      DON'T BAN ME

    7. Silencer226

      Silencer226

      someone has too much time on their hands.

    8. DBZHedgy

      DBZHedgy

      I agree with Briraka D:

    9. Milo

      Milo

      @Silencer226 It was compiled by Shrek, when he was still active at the forums.

    10. Hero

      Hero

      LOL who wrote the angry birds one?

    11. Silencer226

      Silencer226

      Who is Shrek?

    12. jords

      jords

      Someone make a 2015 version

    13. Wraith

      Wraith

      @Hero me

    14. DBZHedgy
    15. Milo

      Milo

      Shrek was Shrek. An awesome Shrek at that. He used to come around here and then disappeared. :(

    16. Jacky

      Jacky

      im a star

  12. urbandictionary definition for waifu: Weeaboo for "wife". Don't say this word ever, please.

  13. *annoying laugh*

    1. Wentos

      Wentos

      I hate you.

    2. Ruby CUL Terumi

      Ruby CUL Terumi

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    3. DaBatGuy

      DaBatGuy

      brb. getting the knife.

    4. Soniman

      Soniman

      Your show is awful

    5. Milo

      Milo

      What'sa matter? Getting "charged up" about my name change? *laughs*

    6. Indigo Rush
    7. Wentos

      Wentos

      IN FACT, I AM.

      *uses thunderbolt*

    8. Silencer226

      Silencer226

      Hey Orange, orange ya gonna tell a joke *annoying childish girly laugh.

    9. Milo

      Milo

      Sure, if you don't mind me "belittling" you in the process!

      *laughs*

    10. Ruby CUL Terumi
    11. Milo

      Milo

      Aww, you're making me blush!

    12. Silencer226

      Silencer226

      ;A; That wasn't very funny mr. orange. Why don't you "peel" out and go get a job.

    13. Milo

      Milo

      I will when you stop having a "short" temper! *laughs*

    14. Milo
    15. Silencer226

      Silencer226

      grrrr.... *throws tantrum* *goes to tell her brother*

    16. Milo

      Milo

      Hey, don't sweat yourself over the "tiny" stuff! *laughs*

  14. Y'know I'm gonna be pissed at Sonic Team if they go back to the Unleashed gameplay for the next game. Not because they would going back to that particular style of gameplay or that they were listening to critics of that certain gameplay/the game as a whole, but because it would mean Lost World's gameplay change would be for absoultely no reason (other than to further splinter consistency) if they weren't going to bother to stick with it and improve regardless how Lost World w...

    1. Milo

      Milo

      ...was received.

    2. The KKM

      The KKM

      they won't do that. they're stubborn, remember. At most they'll rescue some elements from the boost gameplay to the parkour gameplay since there wasn't much of a difference when you look at it (two boost buttons instead of one, basically).

    3. Stritix

      Stritix

      Iizuka already said the parkour gameplay likely wouldn't be returning, before Lost World was released.

      Which is a good thing seeing how badly Lost World bombed both commercially and critically. The Sonic series can do better than trying to be Mario.

    4. The KKM

      The KKM

      but it didn't bomb commercially

    5. Stritix

      Stritix

      It sold poorly. It bombed.

      SEGA "shipped" over 600k. Not sold over 600k.

    6. Milo

      Milo

      Like the elements they reused from Heroes...and Shadow the Hedgehog...and Sonic 06...

      Honestly, the only things I can think of carried over from those periods of games was a skill system.

      And let's not pretend they're not stubborn to change either. They recycled Sonic 4: Epi. I's engine for Episode II and called it new despite physics being the loudest complaint. We still haven't received a mainstream 3D game where we can directly play any character other...

    7. Milo

      Milo

      ...than Sonic.

    8. Milo

      Milo

      ^ & ^^ directed towards A Real Human Bean

    9. The KKM

      The KKM

      SEGA shipped over 600k. That means over 600k units translated into money in their pocket. If it didn't sell on retail that's not their problem, the money's theirs already.

    10. The KKM

      The KKM

      Also the style of gameplay between Adventure and 06 was the same. Fast-controlling 3d platformer et al, remember? Unleashed was the break with the focus on reflex racing instead.

    11. The KKM

      The KKM

      You can see from Adventure to 06 how things evolved- Heroes is Adventure with three characters at once, Shadow is Adventure with guns, 06 is Adventure gone wrong, in the same sense Colours is Unleashed with Mario powerups, Generations is Unleashed gone right, and Lost World, the most radical variation, is Unleashed with two boosts and parkour.

    12. Milo

      Milo

      You said "elements", not "gameplay". I'm pointing out that few if any "elements" from those three games were carried over within each other or for later titles.

      No teamwork gameplay was carried over from Heroes to ShTH. Sonic 06 did carry over the ability to use guns and vehicles from ShTH, but that was only limited to Shadow's gameplay and was ultimately discarded by Secret Rings/Unleashed.

    13. neezTHEhuman

      neezTHEhuman

      yeah,I'm done with Sonic if boost game-play returns.

    14. Sami

      Sami

      Good. Lost World is an awful failed experiment and better left forgotten.

    15. Chaos Warp

      Chaos Warp

      They're literally sitting on a goldmine with the parkour mechanic if they could just nail the execution so yeah I'd be pissed if they don't take another shot at that gameplay too

    16. Xtremer Sadiqachu

      Xtremer Sadiqachu

      What kind of gameplay would you want then, Space Gabe? Adventure style?

    1. buba

      buba

      Spiderman kiss

      HAHAHAHA. Oh wow, why do people do this?

    2. Alexander

      Alexander

      Ugh, fuckwads.

    3. Rusty Spy
    4. TheOcelot

      TheOcelot

      and Silver was born.

    5. Neon
    6. Sly4Good

      Sly4Good

      What....the actual...fuck is with shadamy fans....

      although I will admit the art style is kind of adorable looking.

    7. -Robin-

      -Robin-

      I like the art style of the first picture. Will not deny that.

    8. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      I saw "Kiss" and "Shadamy" in that link. I'm not clicking on it man.

    9. Milo
    10. Komodin
    11. azoo

      azoo

      actually considering that I don't have too much of a problem with Shadamy, I wouldn't think I would have a problem with this if it weren't for the fact that they got them tongues all over the place. Das nasty.

    12. FourCartridge

      FourCartridge

      *spiderman kiss*

      I can actually see Amy doing that to Sonic. I feel bad.

    13. Milo

      Milo

      my avatar is perfect reaction face

    14. Winston

      Winston

      I'm aroused.

    15. Dark Qiviut

      Dark Qiviut

      …is still trying to figure out what makes the meme "gross."

    16. Chibinuva

      Chibinuva

      >everyone saying it's spider-man kiss

      What is Shadow using chaos control to hold himself upside-down in the air-

      >hanging from a rope

      oh dear god

  15. mario2axfq.gif

    i might be more excited for the new mario than the switch TBH

    look at this! transparent mountains? a floating heart (like the one in Mario 64)? what is this game?

    1. LovieHats
    2. Person

      Person

      OMG the little heart thing is from 64. This may be 64 2.

    3. Milo

      Milo

      another gif

      yO3rlz2.gif

      also, long jump and triple jump.

    4. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      I'd say I'm excited for the Switch because of this new Mario. Looks like we got the classic Mario 64 move set in new creative levels, world design reminding me of Mario Kart 8... So hype

    5. Dee Dude

      Dee Dude

      It looks they heard our cries for 64/Sunshine/Galaxy gameplay and here it is.

      I like where this console is going.

    6. Ferno

      Ferno

      a-are those....64/ sunshine styled open environments?

      *faints*

    7. Cyrus

      Cyrus

      64/Sunshine successor, get hyped

    8. The Deleter

      The Deleter

      I'd be more excited if it weren't using the 3D World art style, ironically. Looks too artificial for my tastes in "open" Mario games.

    9. Celestia

      Celestia

      Waiting on Nintendo to confirm playable Peach in this...please...

      On another note, it looks like this might not be locked in eight directions (like 3DL / 3DW)? It's kind of hard to tell...

    10. Milo

      Milo

      @Celestia Considering it has the triple jump, I doubt it will have eight-way input, though that honestly never bothered me. @Carbo (I think it was Carbo) a while back actually made a decent argument in its defense for 3D World's use of it.

    11. LovieHats

      LovieHats

      Can we talk about this location though? A village in the desert with a moon looking thing in the sky. hmm

    12. Cyrus

      Cyrus

      @LovieHats It's Mexico Dream World

    13. Celestia

      Celestia

      I didn't mind it either, but I also won't mind if they go back to "free" movement. Whatever fits the game, y'know?

      Also what's with that dancing(??) NPC? Friend or enemy? PLACE YOUR BETS

    14. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      @Celestia I'm thinking friend. If they were enemy, they prolly woulda moved towards Mario to try and kill him.

    15. Ferno

      Ferno

      Tbh, looking back at N64 era games like Mario 64, Mario Kart 64, etc, the art styles of the worlds in those games only start looking more weird to me as time goes on, being dictated by the technical limitations of the time. I feel like things started moving towards a more stylized, concrete and consistent visual style in the Gamecube era onwards.

      @Chili Dawg or maybe it's bad at it's job. or bowser doesn't pay it enough

    16. Dee Dude

      Dee Dude

      Guys, the fact they're using a Mexico like world may bring the idea that they're avoiding the typical grass to lava world trope they've been using in past games.

  16. tumblr_p4f9q1keJo1w1kerio1_540.jpg

    concept art for shadow

    brb laughing

    1. Blacklightning

      Blacklightning

      isn't that basically just knuckles with sonic's face

    2. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      I am Shadow the Hedgehog.

      A research experiment...gone deadly wrong.

      I've caused so much destruction...I should never have been created.

       

      This is who I am.

    3. Milo

      Milo

      i am shadow

      and i will prove myself the ultimate lifeform

      sonic will see

      eggman will see

      the whole world will see

       

       

      ...

       

      i can't see

    4. Diogenes

      Diogenes

      every bit of concept art for shadow is hilarious to me because like, the dude we got is already pretty much "dark Sonic" but it was so much more blatant earlier on like mr emo hair up there or fucking buffchest mceyescar:

      vW69f4X.jpg

    5. Wraith

      Wraith

      The shadow we got is a legit great design so it's fucking fascinating how many times they got close to releasing the worst design in the series, maybe the worst design in anything, along the way

       

      I love sonic 

    6. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      @Wraith

      To bad the complete inverse occured when they made silver

    7. Wraith

      Wraith

      Silvers design is fine 

    8. Waveshocker Sigma

      Waveshocker Sigma

      Silver's design is the OPPOSITE of fine.

    9. Wraith

      Wraith

      It's fiiine.

    10. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      @Wraith @Waveshocker SigmaSilver's design imo would probably be a great design IF Silver were established as some kind of hero wannabe, like he wants to be a hero like Sonic and Shadow but has absolutely no idea what he's doing, and his weird not Sonic/Shadow hairstyle would be an indicator of that. He's got potential due to his psychic powers, but his lack of experience would make him try to gain expertise by studying the heroes we kno. Heck, maybe he'd see Tails as a better hero despite his youth and Tails would get someone who'd look up to him for once.

      Just me tho.

    11. Waveshocker Sigma

      Waveshocker Sigma

      That would absolutely 100% save his design. Especially considering that he looks like somebody's OC that accidentally wandered into the games. Him being a wannabe might actually make him at LEAST tolerable.

      Excellent idea.

    12. Wraith

      Wraith

      Silver is literally a hero wannabe that doesn't have any idea of what he's doing 

    13. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      @Wraith It's not really made clear a good chunk of the time, since his character usually gets overwhelmed by the time travel aspect. Having the hero wannabe aspect focused on and ditching the time travel would probably save him from the issues caused by being stuck as a time traveler. 

    14. Wraith

      Wraith

      One thing has next to nothing to do with the other thing. 

      The time travel thing is a framing device that gives him a big job only he can do, but he spends the game getting deceived by the villains. The others heroes smack him around, lecture him, or otherwise consider him a nuisance. The game ends with Blaze cleaning up the mess for him.

      Like, I don't get. Did he need a dunce cap?

    15. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      I guess? I'm just fairly indifferent to the time travel thing and think his character could have been improved if it was either removed from his character.

    16. Wraith

      Wraith

      I was just saying a lot of the traits you described were already there or could be believably added to the character as is. I would rather Silver just stay in the present if he's going to be here all the time anyway but the time travel thing doesn't hurt him much for me. 

  17. the game allows you to literally use samus as bait xD

    1. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      First, the PokeSalt now Metroid Salt! So MUCH SALT! I LOVE IT!

       

    2. Radiant Hero Ike

      Radiant Hero Ike

      soni

      dude 

      no more, please

    3. FriendBot
    4. Radiant Hero Ike

      Radiant Hero Ike

      Yes I can see that.

      Unless it has anything to do with a Sonic game you like.

    5. Dejimon11

      Dejimon11

      Soni I'm sorry but that's really getting annoying.  

    6. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      I have bad taste anyway so it's fine

       

    7. Dejimon11

      Dejimon11

      You do the same dance every single time. If it's not "oh it's a joke" you always pull the "oh im crap" card. Stop doing that 

    8. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      fine, the meme was dead when it started anyway.

    9. Radiant Hero Ike

      Radiant Hero Ike

      Anyways I'm wondering how the reviews are gonna be for this game...

      Probably bad, but me being not that big a Metroid fan, I'm thinking I might still get some enjoyment out of it.

      Anyways I'm wondering how the reviews are gonna be for this game...

      Probably bad, but me being not that big a Metroid fan, I'm thinking I might still get some enjoyment out of it.

    10. Dejimon11

      Dejimon11

      That's not the point Soni it has nothing to do with memes it's just your general attitude. 

    11. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      And what is my attitude?

    12. Dejimon11

      Dejimon11

      I shouldn't have to be the one to tell you

    13. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Well you seem to have a problem with it, so I have would to hear what you have to say. 

      SO yeah, don't try to do "oh you should already know" bullcrap on me. If I already know, then why comment on  how shitty my attitude has been?

    14. Dejimon11
    15. Milo

      Milo

      I'm late to the status derailment party but wow @Dejimon11 and @Kabalni >:v

      you two should just kiss and admit your true feelings for one another already

    16. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      I won't deny the sexual tension was real for a moment there. XD

  18. Post I read on Neogaf on the hypothetical Paper Mario Wii U:

    "Each of the Koopa Kids steals one of the Sprixie Princesses, and Mario has to travel the Mushroom Kingdom to get them back with the help of Peach, Luigi, and a whole lot of Toads!

    Boom. The game Paper Mario Fans have been waiting for."

    The sad part is, he's likely correct.

    1. Sean

      Sean

      >with the help of Peach, Luigi

      Honestly, that would be more than enough for me to get excited about it. Sadly I don't believe an iota of any Paper Mario rumor.

    2. Marcello

      Marcello

      As long as the battle system is like TTYD, I'm fine.

    3. Dee Dude

      Dee Dude

      So basically Super Mario 3D World: 2D edition?

      Yeah I'll pass.

    4. Milo

      Milo

      @Marcello You'll get Sticker Star in HD and you'll like it

    5. Indigo Rush

      Indigo Rush

      >passing off a game on story premise alone

       

    6. Ducktor Naldush Repulsa

      Ducktor Naldush Repulsa

      Well, in a freaking RPG story is kinda important.

    7. Lord-Dreamerz

      Lord-Dreamerz

      Playable Peach? That'd be all i need to hear to consider buying it. ;')

    8. Milo

      Milo

      it's a joke/prediction post, not a rumor/actual dismissal

    9. Sean

      Sean

      Sticker Star's shallow story and cast was a let-down, but it could have been salvaged as just as good of any other Mario game if it weren't for its obtuse design flaws, such as obscure boss weaknesses that you would never manage to figure out on your own, and an inability to decipher where to go and where to find the next Thing sticker you need.

      Mario is a series well-loved for its intuitiveness and simple gameplay, so for Sticker Star to go completely against everything that makes a Mario game fun is shocking.

    10. Gregzilla

      Gregzilla

      Travel to exotic lands like Grass World, Desert World, Ice World, and much much more

    11. Diogenes

      Diogenes

      that doesn't really sound too bad, for what little there is to judge. obviously if all it ended up being was basically 3D World's story again that's no good, but that isn't a bad start.

    12. Milo

      Milo

      @Diogenes It's a joke post.

    13. Diogenes

      Diogenes

      ...I'm aware. I'm saying, if it had been real, it wouldn't be a bad start in my opinion.

    14. Milo
    15. Dee Dude

      Dee Dude

      Don't get me wrong. The idea of Luigi and Peach being playable in a proper Paper Mario does sound interesting.

      But I'm passing off this idea because I'd really a true Paper Mario game with original partners.

      But you got the story<gameplay argument so eh whatever happens happens.

  19. I'm still waiting for @Josh to get his SSMB mod membership

    1. Wraith
    2. Ferno

      Ferno

      *always sunny in Philadelphia theme plays*

      "Josh becomes a mod"

    3. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon
    4. Zaysho

      Zaysho

      what did he do to you

    5. Milo

      Milo

      I STILL BELIEVE ;_;

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    6. Wraith

      Wraith

      I understand now that she was trying to protect me

    7. Ferno

      Ferno

      Gabe just has terabytes of tabs and receipts on everyone

    8. Zaysho

      Zaysho

      @Ferno what you're saying is

      Gabe for mod

    9. Ferno

      Ferno

      "Josh and Gabe become mods"

    10. Sean

      Sean

      Yeah it's Gabe

    11. Milo
    12. Wraith

      Wraith

      Oh no I totally could 

    13. Zaysho

      Zaysho

      The only one who can have my job is @Celestia

    14. Celestia

      Celestia

      But I already have the same job!

      Also Gabe how many of those screens do you have

    15. Milo

      Milo

      @Celestia ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      (check my latest status)

  20. ...so the Neogaf thread on CAD's KickStarter had a few pages of a webcomic called "Raine Dog" and...um................um................................(nothing explicit but the first pic may be NWS regardless) http://i.imgur.com/XMwQi3g.jpg http://i.imgur.com/vXJJ5Mp.jpg

    1. Ruby Havoc
    2. Ratcicle King
    3. WhoWhatMan
    4. Komodin

      Komodin

      What, a guy can't hang with his bitch?

    5. gala

      gala

      ohhhhh my god

    6. The KKM

      The KKM

      oh man raine dog I forgot this existed

      it's grand

    7. Milo

      Milo

      @Komo *spits out his drink*

    8. CottonCandy

      CottonCandy

      @Komodin

      Lmao

    9. Milo

      Milo

      No really Komo, I laughed much harder than I should have. lmao

    10. TCB

      TCB

      Komo you have won

    11. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      oh god komo, that's great.

    12. Komodin

      Komodin

      Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

    13. Milo

      Milo

      ^ Can I borrow that line?

    14. Komodin

      Komodin

      Sure, dude.

    15. Milo

      Milo

      many thanks

  21. On today's edition of "Nintendo Doesn't Give a Shit About VC", here's Paper Mario N64 on the Wii U (left) and the Wii (right). http://i.imgur.com/V0XdsBH.png

    1. Milo

      Milo

      And don't think this is an isolated incident, look at these screencaps: https://miiverse.nintendo.net/titles/14866558073651604142/14866558073651604149

    2. Daisy-Fan

      Daisy-Fan

      they just dont have any idea. its just make me upset a bit.

    3. Wil348

      Wil348

      Nintendo heard the complaints about their games being too colourful.

    4. spinny

      spinny

      holy shit what the fuck

    5. Thigolf

      Thigolf

      ...why? Just...why is it so dark? I...I don't get it - how can that happen?

    6. Oscillo

      Oscillo

      Who made this even?

    7. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      Paper Shadow Mario

    8. Milo

      Milo

      It gets better-the screenshots of the game on the eShop/Nintendo website look BETTER than the actual VC emulation: http://www.nintendo.com/games/detail/Cp0Zk3X-IJ7niDVo55clolPW_UKzocJc

    9. Zaysho

      Zaysho

      Huh, I was confused for a moment until I re-read your post and I realized the colors are all washed out. I'm wondering if that has to do with the difference in output for the consoles? Either way, it's disappointing it's not as bright and colorful as it should be.

    10. Milo

      Milo

      Even more comparison shots with different NES games: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=162744985&postcount=260

    11. Radiant Hero Ike

      Radiant Hero Ike

      I see

      well the game's barely fun anyway so this cements my decision on not getting it for $2

    12. LovieHats

      LovieHats

      I think this is symbolic. I don't know what, but it's symbolic.

    13. Radiant Hero Ike

      Radiant Hero Ike

      Actually now that I think about it, I don't remember it being that bright on my Wii.

    14. Milo

      Milo

      Wii VC games tended to be pretty dark too, but even then they weren't as dark as the Wii U VC games.

    15. Radiant Hero Ike

      Radiant Hero Ike

      I'd assume so, but that honestly looks unnaturally bright in the picture on the right.