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  1. ssmb, i think you should you pick up a book, read about the facts of life, go to the door, and


  2. Had the Popeye's Chicken Sandwich (Spicy) today. It's lit :ok_hand:

    1. Osmium


      Your ass will also be lit in a couple hours 

    1. Ryannumber1Santa
    2. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry







    3. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      Don't think I've ever heard of this film. Trailer looked like literally every other CG kids film out there. 

    4. Winter Spirit Ultima

      Winter Spirit Ultima

      wait wait wait





      THIS IS AN ANIME? (talking about the cartoon Brew pic)

  3. i wonder if we'll ever see another animated film that has the tone of something like the first (two?) shrek(s) or even the first ice age. i honestly don't know how to describe it, but they felt like films that had an offbeat tone to the core and the writers used that to their advantage for incorporating situations and/or humor that (only) adults would be able to relate to. rather than something that is primarily written for a mainstream audience of families/children, but then has certain events or comedy that are there specifically to appeal to an older audience.  

    or to try and put it another way, to me they felt like they were animated films that weren't necessarily aiming to test the limits of a particular rating or appeal to any particular demographics, they just were what they were and would had been fine with whatever ratings they received. like if shrek ended up with a pg-13 instead of a pg, the creators involved would had been absolutely okay with that.

    1. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      i know exactly what you mean honestly

      first shrek was something that at the time probably had more in common with live action comedy than it did most animated movies

      once shrek kinda became a formula it was more of a branding thing to play up jokes that parents will get, but shrek wasn't about kids getting it or parents getting it, it was just a fuckin' funny movie

    2. Sean


      I think it's tragic that Ice Age became what it currently is after that first film. Manny's backstory with his family was burned into my thirteen-year-old skull even if the quality didn't approach Pixar standards. It wasn't a masterpiece but it was still good for what it was especially for Manny and Diego, and I was appalled by how the sequels turned out, so I never watched past the third film.

      Shrek got way less good after the second movie but I consider that to be a result of burnout as opposed to complete creative bankruptcy that Blue Sky suffers from most of their output. I'd rather watch the Shrek sequels than any Ice Age film after the first.

    3. Ferno


      im still mad that the baby never showed up after the 1st Ice Age, maybe as an older kid or teen, etc

    4. Milo


      i only just remembered about them to factor them into what i'm thinking about, but i'd say the most recent animated films i can think that came the closest to recapturing this naturally offbeat vibe i'm talking about is actually wes anderson's animated films, his fantastic mr. fox adaptation and isle of dogs. and even so, i feel that their offbeat nature is clearly an extension of anderson's general filmmaking style; it's a markedly different approach than what the first shrek or ice age was IMO

  4. Saw Terminator: Dark Fate earlier today. I have some issues with it but overall I think it works more often than it doesn't, and I honestly had a fun time with it. I'd say I'm comfortably in the camp that would say "best since T2" and add the note that it's not supposed to be an backhanded complement. Feels like a definite matinee movie.

    1. Milo


      To delve deeper: easily the weakest element of the movie is when it's borrowing specific story/writing elements of the past terminator films (namely 1/2, although there are some components of the later films too) and reusing them verbatim. it's admittedly pretty bothersome considering that (to lead into a positive) i think there are some new ideas added that had they been developed more, could had allowed this movie to be more of its own thing. i really appreciated the new concepts touched on because a good amount of them were things i've personally would had liked to see explored in a hypothetical terminator film (and they don't feel as throwaway/underutilized as they were in genisys).

      besides the new ideas i really felt the biggest strength was the setting/background, in which at least half of the film is set in mexico before it transitions into the southern u.s.; as well as the (supporting) cast; hamilton and schwarzenegger are great in their roles. i also thought the action was mostly good and i liked the general tone of the movie; although it's a bit uneven in areas i do think it's better than the tone genisys and salvation had (it's been a while since i last saw terminator 3, so i can't comment on that).

      overall i think it's a decent reset and i would actually like to see where the series goes from here, although based on the box office numbers that are coming in, i'd be surprised if we do get a sequel.... ūüėē

  5. ~boooooo-p~

    (You're also free to check the original posts in my art thread too, if that helps!)


  6. "lmao i'm so mad about being joker's trick'd by this one dude that i'm deliberately going to try and hide him and his recolor from another reality in my lair so i can nuke the universe all of you and myself live in. get rekt and try to stop me nerds >:^)" *makes L sign with my hand* *teleports away*

    1. Milo


      ngl that actually kinda me laugh for how out-of-left-field petty as shit he became for that last portion of that episode. the episode was pretty much done but it's like when sulking about how he got clowned he popped a can of edgelord spinash and weaved this new dilemma out of whole cloth for the last ten minutes

      e: for clairification, i'm referring to the last s2 boom episode with shadow in it

  7. 23b56d7f25714dfb57e7870913ecd0094084fc70

    make your decision wisely.

  8. delirious galaxy brain hot take: i wouldn't be surprised if forces was designed to originally carbon copy lost world's homing attack wholesale, but then left out the ability to multi-lock on and chew through groups of enemies like that game did because that would a. be technically faster than just boosting through them and then you'd be able to clear the already short levels 15-30 seconds faster than in the game we got and/or b. would require the players to rely less on the boost to carry them through the entire level after going out of their way to streamline the levels down to allow exactly that

  9. lmao

    EA has cancelled their planned NBA Live game (20) for this year.

    For the third time in a row this decade.

    1. Strickerx5


      Eh, better it not come out than for it to be shit imo.

    2. Milo


      @Strickerx5 "NBA Live the Hedgehog has had a rough few years, including recent titles such as the unreleased NBA Elite the Hedgehog 2011" (2:52)


    3. Treacher


      Wonder if they will ever land in company ending trouble? They've taken more hits than a certain series we all know but are kept afloat by sports game money, among other things. Still, nothing short of embarrassing especially after also crawling their way to Steam recently, too.

    4. Strickerx5


      @TreacherThing is, EA still makes bank on even games like Battlefront 2. It'd probably take dozens of these sort of projects to be canceled (at the last minute) for it to really mean anything.

      Hell, the MTXs in FIFA alone could probably keep them afloat.

    5. Treacher
  10. the fastest way eggman could defeat sonic if he was an actual genius would be to steal his chili dog and threaten to drop it in his pants. sonic would be stuck in a dilemma of shock and uncertainty long enough for eggman to release a rope and cave sonic's ass into the curb with a anvil. boom. end of series

    1. Ferno



    2. Polkadi~‚ėÜ


      you made this super elaborate plan just for ferno to pull it apart with a single word

    3. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      Or he could just use his ultimate weapon

      A black screen of doom that said he won

      Hey it actually worked

    4. Milo


      @Ferno¬†@Polkadi~‚ėܬ†alright but sonic would dodge the bullet by the time eggman squeezed the trigger

    5. Polkadi~‚ėÜ


      sonic only ever runs from gunfire, he's never shown to avoid a bullet outright

    6. Milo


      @Polkadi~‚ėÜ Unleashed opening, 1:07


    7. Harkofthewaa


      Or he could just weaponize the...erm... "passions" of Sonic's own fanbase (NSFW warning):


  11. For those who missed it, a Villager (Smash 4) montage:

    And a few Home Run Contest clips in Ultimate:


  12. "There's no god here today. Just me and this hammer."

    (My first Smash Bros. Ultimate video!)

  13. A heads-up if you have Google Stadia pre-ordered: Stadia pre-orders are being shipped on a "first come, first served" basis. So while marketing has said you'll be able to get access to Stadia at launch, not everyone who pre-ordered Stadia will receive it on launch day.

    ( lol )

    1. Wraith


      you just stream it, what do they need to ship

    2. Milo


      @Wraith controllers and chromecasts to stream/play i guess

      although you don't necessarily need those to use stadia

    3. Zaysho


      Why are people paying for this at all

    4. Sean


      I just love risking not being able to play the games I bought with my own money years from now

  14. Anyone interested in a Villager montage?


  15. so i unlocked and subsequently spent the majority of yesterday playing as dedede in ultimate

    ....yeah there's almost no way i can go back to smash 4 after this lmao. he's so much better here that it's not funny

    1. Milo


      on that note i've got a bunch of dedede replays fighting cpus and home run contests (i spent an unhealthy amount of time in the latter) that i'm kinda dying to share but i've also still got a large archive of smash 4 videos that i'm not finished with. decisions decisions...

    2. Zaysho


      As a total casual, I think everyone in Ultimate feels great in terms of movement and response. I don't really mess with slow/heavy characters, for example, but Incineroar quickly became one of my favorites.

  16. FF doesn't fit with Sonic

    1. Milo



    2. Jingilator


      Yeah, you're right. Maybe a FF-like RPG made by Square Enix, since Yuji Naka works there now?

  17. everyone's got it wrong

    the absolute best thing to come out of the mario and sonic series wasn't the music remixes

    it's the mario from the live-action commercials where he's a mischievous boastful little shit (...so he's basically sonic lmao)


    1. Winter Spirit Ultima

      Winter Spirit Ultima

      what if we get animated shorts based on this

    2. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      Mario and Sonic won't get any shorts. Nintendo probably would have to sign off on it as well and we know how they are with alternate media nowadays. 

    3. Pelvic WOO! engine

      Pelvic WOO! engine

      Sonic should've lost some rings after that light fell on him.

  18. *reads @Indigo Rush's "S&K > S3" article*

    *no mention of S&K not having the barrel*


    1. Treacher


      Ah, so I guess that's why I preferred the second half of the game just a smidge more.

    2. Indigo Rush
  19. gonna post a photo of one of those black and white cartoon face hoodies if that's okay with everybody



    what, you were expecting another type of hoodie?

  20. fool me once, shame on you

    fool me twice, grouch's trick

    we live in a garbage society

    (note: this is a us-only video, unfortunately)


    1. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      Literally moments after watching it, parents called me up to watch it on tv for halftime

  21. don't worry ssmb, i promise i will join the vaguely-defined, never-official, and likely-long-disbanded brigade of ssmb artists that have drawn art of shantae

  22. oh hey, it's the tenth anniversary of the original annoying orange video! i wonder how they're cele-


    oh no

    oh god fcuk

    1. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      Wow. They made a fucking ugly looking character look fucking ugly. Ten rounds of applause for everyone.

    2. Winter Spirit Ultima

      Winter Spirit Ultima

      What can I say except Yikes

    3. PC the Hedgehog

      PC the Hedgehog

      I think everyone looks significantly less creepy as CGI than those superimposed live action faces.

  23. well excuse me, princess!

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