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Milo

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  1. sonic would be the type of person who, if he crossed paths with a villain who was unable to fight him off, give them a two minute headstart to flee, would slowly start chasing them, gradually build up speed, and then clown their ass into the ground in one hit the second he catches up

    1. A wild west steam engine

      A wild west steam engine

      I remember when sonic clowned someone into insanity:

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  2. remember infinite from sonic forces?

    1. Wonderworld Ultima
    2. Ryannumber1gamer

      Ryannumber1gamer

      Depends, is he back in Pog form?

    3. blueblur98

      blueblur98

      i am the tallest of mountains, i am the roughest of mountains, i am the toughest of mountains, i am the darkest of mountains, i'm the last one that's mountain, don't try to stand in my way, cause i've been up against better, just take a look at my mountain, cause if you're messing with me, i am a dangerous mountain, i am the sharpest of mountains, i'll cut you down in a second, cause i was born in this mountain, it only hurts if you let it, so if you think you can take me then you should go and forget it

    4. PC the Hedgehog

      PC the Hedgehog

      Was he that weak guy?

    5. Kuzu

      Kuzu

      Nope

  3. For those who missed it--Dedede doubles!

     

  4. best superhero movie of all time was just added to disney+

    clobberin' time peeps

     

    1. Strickerx5

      Strickerx5

      that's not sky high

    2. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      That version before the lesser of the two mediocres 2000s duolgy?

    3. Ryannumber1gamer

      Ryannumber1gamer

      its clobbering time

      because ben grimm's brother said that whenever he beat the fuck out of ben, isn't that a smart, and not at all edgy change to the lore of fantastic four

    4. Wonderworld Ultima

      Wonderworld Ultima

      It's been 5 years since this movie released

    5. Miragnarok

      Miragnarok

      I thought this would be too dark for Disney+ and wind up on Hulu.

    6. KHCast

      KHCast

      @Miragnarok no that’s only when it’s something that has to do with gay people that isn’t some small short

    7. Miragnarok

      Miragnarok

      @KHCast someone needs to do an open letter about that hypocrisy.

  5. The only thing better (or worse) than one Dedede...is two Dededes together as a team.

     

  6. For those who missed it, art update.

     

  7. Art thread update.

     

  8. ngl, i love the "alienware router vs subwoofer fridge" memes going on with the PS5 and XBX designs right now

    (shoutout to those remembering the nintendo switch and its toaster deck and making it a three for all)

    1. Strickerx5

      Strickerx5

      I'm trying to remember a console design that didn't get memed the fuck out of...

    2. Kuzu

      Kuzu

      Back when the Internet wasn't as much of a thing?

  9. besides the handful of games that had zero gameplay that didn't really need to be there, the ps5 showcase was good

    big highlight for me was sackboy: a big adventure. weary since it's sumo digital (lbp3 was reportedly good, but was rather buggy and had other design problems compared to MM's lbp games), but i'm happy lbp hasn't been left for dead and they're making it a 3D platforming game. Deathloop and Little Devil Inside were arguably the two original games that got my attention the most, although it's unfortunate IMO the former is a bethesda joint.

  10. reviews for the disney artemis fowl live-action movie are out (movie will be available on disney+ tomorrow) and the reception seems to be...

    foul

    ehehehehehehe

     

    1. Ryannumber1gamer

      Ryannumber1gamer

      big shock

      much wow

    2. Miragnarok

      Miragnarok

      Remember their abysmal Nutcracker movie?

    3. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      @Miragnarok God, I forgot about that.

      Also after hearing how hard they changed Artemis's character it's no shock to see how bad this turned out.

    4. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      And yet another beloved book series falls victim to the Hollywood curse.

    5. Miragnarok

      Miragnarok

      @Nina Cortex Jovahexeon And more specifically, the Disney variety of Hollywood curse. 

  11. gotta admit, alex kidd was a property i never really thought had enough of a fanbase for it to be brought back

  12. i curse you to consume kfc

    1. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      Not much of a curse for me.

  13. sonic forces (2017)

     

    1. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      Omochao edition got competition here

    2. Dr. Mechano

      Dr. Mechano

      Man, this is true.

      Tails was terrified of Forces' equivalent of common grunt Badniks.

    3. Kuzu

      Kuzu

      ...Tails has been done so fucking dirty lately man lol.

    4. dbzfan7

      dbzfan7

      I'm a Tails Stan and I laughed pretty hard. 

  14. really hoping that with the ps5 reveal event, we get the next-gen second sequel to the game of the generation

    knack III

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    1. Milo

      Milo

      i've been denied a sonic 3 remaster

      sonic mega drive: overdrive (the third issue)

      a jet set radio 3

      a localization/re-release of the complete shining force 3 trilogy

      a third donkey kong country by retro

      a third modnation racers

      a third hasbro-era frogger game

      a re-release/remaster of tony hawk's pro skater 3

      do not deny me this sony i swear

      it will hurt my little heart

      thank knack :(

    2. Teoskaven

      Teoskaven

      We need to make a PS5 reveal bingo card with Knack III occupying 4 slots in the center.

  15. Milo

    I hope it's not too late to wish you a happy birthday!

    1. Ferno

      Ferno

      Nah you're fine!

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  17. "If [TSSZ] knew what they was talking about all the time, they'd cover real news."

    ~ Ken Balough, former Sonic 4 "Tails would cost millions of dollars" PR Manager, June 2012

    1. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      FAKE SONIC NEWS

  18. oh hey sonic community what's go-

    oh.

    OH.

    OH REALLY?

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  19. this would had been an improvement

     

  20. Dedede's still fun (when I'm paired with the worst of matchups, anyway) but I'm really surprised with how attached I got to Banjo & Kazooie. They honestly might be my new mains for the game.

     

  21. "we're excited to announce the production of sonic-branded paperclips"

    ~the next live-streamed sonic event

    1. Tarnish

      Tarnish

      I wouldn't be shocked one bit if that actually happened.

  22. the holy trinity of coronavirus memes

    the father

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    the son

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    the holy spirit

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