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Status Updates posted by Milo

  1. fool me once, shame on you

    fool me twice, grouch's trick

    we live in a garbage society

    (note: this is a us-only video, unfortunately)


    1. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      Literally moments after watching it, parents called me up to watch it on tv for halftime

  2. don't worry ssmb, i promise i will join the vaguely-defined, never-official, and likely-long-disbanded brigade of ssmb artists that have drawn art of shantae

  3. oh hey, it's the tenth anniversary of the original annoying orange video! i wonder how they're cele-


    oh no

    oh god fcuk

    1. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      Wow. They made a fucking ugly looking character look fucking ugly. Ten rounds of applause for everyone.

    2. Winter Spirit Ultima

      Winter Spirit Ultima

      What can I say except Yikes

    3. PC the Hedgehog

      PC the Hedgehog

      I think everyone looks significantly less creepy as CGI than those superimposed live action faces.

  4. well excuse me, princess!

  5. bolo_kirby_by_yeow95_ddhwt0t-fullview.jp

    hey peeps, am i doing this "kirby has a knife" joke correctly?

  6. hey guys, remember how there was a trailer for a sonic movie released half a year ago?

    1. Tangled Jack

      Tangled Jack

      Huh. What's a Sonic movie?

    2. Bobnik


      there's a sonic movie?

    3. Thigolf


      What's a Sonic?

    4. DiamondX


      What's a movie?

    5. Winter Spirit Ultima

      Winter Spirit Ultima

      Wait, half a year ago?!

    6. TheOcelot


      I try not to.

  7. now that i finally do have a switch and i'm playing mario odyssey now, i think this might be the best controls 3D mario has had, honestly. part of this is the sonic bias in me talking because i can't get enough of using the roll mechanic but the main reason for me is that using the hat throw secondary mechanics is really fun. the sweeping / circle-styled swipe throw and the hat throw + dive combo are just excellent.

    also on another impressions note, i've been playing mario odyssey with the 8bitdo sn30 pro plus controller and barring some irritating controller sync issues, this controller is freaking fantastic. it feels so good to play and i'm super delighted the built-in rumble corresponds to joy-con motion controls (although it doesn't have HD rumble). this is easily the best third-party controller i've ever used and i can't wait to play more games with it, namely cuphead and sonic mania (i've been playing them on my laptop with my ps3 controller and the d-pad on that controller...is the dualshock d-pad. my thumbs aren't the biggest fan of that d-pad design.)

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    banned for the safety of the country

  9. Man, I gotta ask around for ya'll Mario RPG fans--are the lot of you officially in the darkest timeline now, or what?

    1. Adamabba


      The Mario RPG series just got absolutely screwed.

      • Mario and Luigi has only gone downhill since Bowser’s Inside Story, and now it’s studio has gone bankrupt so the series may be dead
      • There hasn’t been a true Paper Mario since 2004, and they have never rereleased TTYD (I have not got to play the game because of that and Im still very upset about it). And Intelligent Systems is occupied with Fire Emblem so it seems unlikely they will return to the series
    2. Thigolf


      Intelligent Systems isn't "occupied" with anything, they pushed out Paper Mario and Wario games in between each FE game, I don't know why this should change now.

      Now if they actually ever return to the Paper Mario RPG gameplay is another question.

    3. Adamabba


      oh right i thought a different company made the last 2 paper mario games for some reason. so I guess there's still hope for the traditional gameplay to return at the very least

    4. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      I guess this means the lights are all green for an indie successor for these games to jump in?

    5. Wraith


      I haven't liked either series for the past 3 entries so I'm just kind of apathetic at this point. I hope everyone at alphadream lands on their feet but a shakeup might be what the series needs.

    6. Zaysho


      IS outsourced Three Houses to Koei iirc, so I don't think they're exclusively focused on Fire Emblem if they let their major property be helmed by another studio.

      I don't see IS really caring enough to go back to traditional Paper Mario at all though. They might remaster TTYD or 64 at some point, but from what I've seen of Color Splash they don't seem to really want to make a Mario RPG anymore.

    7. Menace2Society


      Truth be told, the only Mario “RPG” I truly loved was Super Paper Mario, sooooooo yeah. Not that bitter about it.

    8. Thigolf


      Maybe they'll partner up with Square again :V

    9. Menace2Society


      Oh, please no.

      I don’t want a multipart SMRPG remake that’ll take a literal decade to finish.

    10. Adamabba


      @Zaysho I'm pretty sure I remember them saying the reason they went in that direction for Paper Mario is because they thought that there didn’t need to be 2 RPG Mario series, so they made Paper Mario less RPG like(not sure if that was an IS or Nintendo decision). I just dont know if this means M&L is gone tho. If it is that’s probably a better chance that they go back to the traditional style

    11. Dejimon11


      I’m just waiting for Mario Rabbids 2

  10. here's a new dedede montage, which is more of what the last montage offered (quick 0-to-KOs),  but with more lightweight characters

    and for those who missed it, here's the previous dedede montage, which focused on heavyweights (ganondorfs in particular)


  11. cuph5ad

    the 5 is for five million copies sold, two years since it's original release!


    1. Solister


      So this explain the apparent no reason discount of the game.

      Quite unsure if I should take it as I've looking forward to buy some music compilation with near same price + the fact it's not even one of my priorities + difficulty.

      Yeah... I think I'll pass. Let it for Christmas, maybe...

    2. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Still waiting for the physical Switch release.

    3. Dejimon11


      ^ Same that's the reason why I haven't gotten it on my switch yet

  12. tumblr_pyi7zlITYU1ywqn5fo2_500.gifv


    this is how we're checking out of the 2019 year let's go ladies

    1. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      uh no thanks

    2. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      Early 2019 memes

      Image result for upgrade button

      Late 2019 memes


    3. PC the Hedgehog

      PC the Hedgehog

      That's so stupid but at the same time so cute. I...I don't know what to feel.

    4. Zaysho



      Gabe, please

      I don't want to ban you

    5. Polkadi~☆


      ...We're not doing this.

    6. Ferno
    7. Sega DogTagz

      Sega DogTagz


      I'd buy it if a kid wanted one.


      better that than one of those dolls with realistic potty action. Will never understand that.

    8. Adamabba


      Zaysho like


    9. Milo


      @Adamabba I appreciate the hesitation though

    10. Winter Spirit Ultima

      Winter Spirit Ultima

      Delete this

  13. so sony announces they're working on a madame webb movie and then declare they're broken spider-bread with marvel studios again to have them produce a third spider-man movie the very next day

    man that feels like some bizarre tonal whiplash but w/e, at least mcu spidey gets one more movie / guest star appearance in a non-spidey MCU film

    1. Ferno


      im not eating spider bread

  14. sony:




    so anyone interested in a movie about madame webb? we got the writers for the jared leto morbius movie (dracula untold, gods of egypt, the last witch hunter) penning the script, and it's going to be set in the current spider-man movie universe

    1. Strickerx5


      "spider-man movie universe"

      so they really are about to try and jump start everything for the fourth time, lead it off of venom... and have one of its first movies be about madame gd webb with the writers from gods of egypt...


      excuse me while i go try and find that happiness i, as a consumer, was suppose to have for sony (the multi-billion dollar company that can't make live-action movies worth a damn) holding their ground against disney (the other multi-billion dollar company that at least can)

      i swear if spider-verse 2 is bad and the first was just a fluke

    2. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry



    3. Ryannumber1Santa


      Sony she literally sits on a chair and gives advice to the Spider Men across the multiverse doing jobs for her 

      how the fuck do you make a movie out of this

    4. DanJ86


      Well....in Sony's defence, they did make Spider-Man 1 and 2. Most people don't like 3 so it's not the perfect defence.

  15. Ah right, almost forgot. Some new lightning bruiser Dedede matches. 


    1. Zaysho


      I'm really impressed with all the setups you can pull off with the Gordo. For whatever reason stuff like that is always difficult for me.

    2. Milo


      @Zaysho Based on what I've learned playing with Dedede over the years (helped immensely by gameplays videos/tutorials by the likes of Soul Train, Girthquake, and others), a big component with using Gordos with Dedede is utilizing them as a tool of pressure; since they're somewhat-living projectiles, you can use them to force opponents into unfavorable situations, which can usually lead to (bad) judgement calls. Both of which can lead into setups if you know how to take advantage of the situation, and follow it up with combos or even ledge/stage traps.

      It also helps immensely that there's decent amount of varying ways on how to throw out Gordos; i.e. Gordos change in speed/bounce height/distance based on control stick input and those have their own variations as well if you smash/tilt the control stick when performing Side-B, or throw Gordos on the ground or in the air. Which makes their movement all the more unpredictable for the opponent.

  16. alright but when will nintendo bring this 3DS game to switch?


  17. good news--the first norm of the north sequel is now on netflix!

    1. Ferno



      Disney is finished

    2. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      ...I read this as Fist of the North Star and I was like "Netflix got really good" but now I know they got a much better property on board

  18. okay but what if for episode 9/rise of skywalker, they had jar jar binks show up in sith lord robes just sitting in a chair. he just shows up in a scene and he doesn't do anything else. can you imagine how funny that would be

    1. Celestia


      They then announce they're making a spin off movie to explain and explore this blink and you'll miss it moment.

      Horrifyingly/amazingly enough I can realistically see this happening.

    2. Bloxxerboy


      Well, the only good Jar Jar Binks is a quiet Jar Jar Binks. I’m down with this happening.

  19. did you know that sega america's Mega Drive mini commercial (currently showing up as an youtube ad shown before videos) starts with the Sega logo with the dancing claymation Sonic from the early JP Sonic commercials?

    i thought that was surprisingly neat and I wanted to share that.


    1. Milo


      oh and also, there's a ton of heaping irony that this commercial is a direct sendup to the classic "genesis does what nintendon't" ad from the genesis launch period...

      but the commercial only covers half of the original slogan. "genesis does" is everywhere but it

      never says "what nintendon't"! if you check the comments, they are lampooning this to the hilt.

    2. Adamabba


      Yea i noticed. its a good commercial. 

      definitely forgot that half of the slogan was missing tho lol

  20. it's 9/14 somewhere as of this writing so:


  21. For those who missed it, art update:


  22. Art update. The last of the alternate Hexology pieces....


  23. Expectations:





    1. Jingilator


      We just had this earlier today. I understand the disappointment, but can we please stop reminding ourselves?

    2. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry


      Only when Sonic Team themselves stop reminding us, on top of other things

  24. Happy birthday, reigning feathery leader!

    1. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      Thanks dood :D

  25. besides sans undertale, goemon getting a costume in smash was another surprise for me (speaking as someone who has played the 3D N64 game). that series has pretty much been all but abandoned for years, cool to see konami remembered it existed.

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