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  1. delirious galaxy brain hot take: i wouldn't be surprised if forces was designed to originally carbon copy lost world's homing attack wholesale, but then left out the ability to multi-lock on and chew through groups of enemies like that game did because that would a. be technically faster than just boosting through them and then you'd be able to clear the already short levels 15-30 seconds faster than in the game we got and/or b. would require the players to rely less on the boost to carry them through the entire level after going out of their way to streamline the levels down to allow exactly that

  2. lmao

    EA has cancelled their planned NBA Live game (20) for this year.

    For the third time in a row this decade.

    1. Strickerx5


      Eh, better it not come out than for it to be shit imo.

    2. Milo


      @Strickerx5 "NBA Live the Hedgehog has had a rough few years, including recent titles such as the unreleased NBA Elite the Hedgehog 2011" (2:52)


    3. Treacher


      Wonder if they will ever land in company ending trouble? They've taken more hits than a certain series we all know but are kept afloat by sports game money, among other things. Still, nothing short of embarrassing especially after also crawling their way to Steam recently, too.

    4. Strickerx5


      @TreacherThing is, EA still makes bank on even games like Battlefront 2. It'd probably take dozens of these sort of projects to be canceled (at the last minute) for it to really mean anything.

      Hell, the MTXs in FIFA alone could probably keep them afloat.

    5. Treacher
  3. the fastest way eggman could defeat sonic if he was an actual genius would be to steal his chili dog and threaten to drop it in his pants. sonic would be stuck in a dilemma of shock and uncertainty long enough for eggman to release a rope and cave sonic's ass into the curb with a anvil. boom. end of series

    1. Ferno



    2. Polkadi~☆


      you made this super elaborate plan just for ferno to pull it apart with a single word

    3. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      Or he could just use his ultimate weapon

      A black screen of doom that said he won

      Hey it actually worked

    4. Milo


      @Ferno @Polkadi~☆ alright but sonic would dodge the bullet by the time eggman squeezed the trigger

    5. Polkadi~☆


      sonic only ever runs from gunfire, he's never shown to avoid a bullet outright

    6. Milo


      @Polkadi~☆ Unleashed opening, 1:07


    7. Harkofthewaa


      Or he could just weaponize the...erm... "passions" of Sonic's own fanbase (NSFW warning):


  4. For those who missed it, a Villager (Smash 4) montage:

    And a few Home Run Contest clips in Ultimate:


  5. "There's no god here today. Just me and this hammer."

    (My first Smash Bros. Ultimate video!)

  6. A heads-up if you have Google Stadia pre-ordered: Stadia pre-orders are being shipped on a "first come, first served" basis. So while marketing has said you'll be able to get access to Stadia at launch, not everyone who pre-ordered Stadia will receive it on launch day.

    ( lol )

    1. Wraith


      you just stream it, what do they need to ship

    2. Milo


      @Wraith controllers and chromecasts to stream/play i guess

      although you don't necessarily need those to use stadia

    3. Zaysho


      Why are people paying for this at all

    4. Sean


      I just love risking not being able to play the games I bought with my own money years from now

  7. Anyone interested in a Villager montage?


  8. so i unlocked and subsequently spent the majority of yesterday playing as dedede in ultimate

    ....yeah there's almost no way i can go back to smash 4 after this lmao. he's so much better here that it's not funny

    1. Milo


      on that note i've got a bunch of dedede replays fighting cpus and home run contests (i spent an unhealthy amount of time in the latter) that i'm kinda dying to share but i've also still got a large archive of smash 4 videos that i'm not finished with. decisions decisions...

    2. Zaysho


      As a total casual, I think everyone in Ultimate feels great in terms of movement and response. I don't really mess with slow/heavy characters, for example, but Incineroar quickly became one of my favorites.

  9. FF doesn't fit with Sonic

    1. Milo
    2. Perkilator


      Yeah, you're right. Maybe a FF-like RPG made by Square Enix, since Yuji Naka works there now?

  10. everyone's got it wrong

    the absolute best thing to come out of the mario and sonic series wasn't the music remixes

    it's the mario from the live-action commercials where he's a mischievous boastful little shit (...so he's basically sonic lmao)


    1. Ellipsis-Ultima


      what if we get animated shorts based on this

    2. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      Mario and Sonic won't get any shorts. Nintendo probably would have to sign off on it as well and we know how they are with alternate media nowadays. 

    3. Pelvic WOO! engine

      Pelvic WOO! engine

      Sonic should've lost some rings after that light fell on him.

  11. *reads @Indigo Rush's "S&K > S3" article*

    *no mention of S&K not having the barrel*


    1. Treacher


      Ah, so I guess that's why I preferred the second half of the game just a smidge more.

    2. Indigo Rush
  12. gonna post a photo of one of those black and white cartoon face hoodies if that's okay with everybody



    what, you were expecting another type of hoodie?

  13. fool me once, shame on you

    fool me twice, grouch's trick

    we live in a garbage society

    (note: this is a us-only video, unfortunately)


    1. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      Literally moments after watching it, parents called me up to watch it on tv for halftime

  14. don't worry ssmb, i promise i will join the vaguely-defined, never-official, and likely-long-disbanded brigade of ssmb artists that have drawn art of shantae

  15. oh hey, it's the tenth anniversary of the original annoying orange video! i wonder how they're cele-


    oh no

    oh god fcuk

    1. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      Wow. They made a fucking ugly looking character look fucking ugly. Ten rounds of applause for everyone.

    2. Ellipsis-Ultima


      What can I say except Yikes

    3. PC the Hedgehog

      PC the Hedgehog

      I think everyone looks significantly less creepy as CGI than those superimposed live action faces.

  16. well excuse me, princess!

  17. bolo_kirby_by_yeow95_ddhwt0t-fullview.jp

    hey peeps, am i doing this "kirby has a knife" joke correctly?

  18. hey guys, remember how there was a trailer for a sonic movie released half a year ago?

    1. Jack at the Cinema

      Jack at the Cinema

      Huh. What's a Sonic movie?

    2. Bobnik


      there's a sonic movie?

    3. Thigolf


      What's a Sonic?

    4. DiamondX


      What's a movie?

    5. Ellipsis-Ultima


      Wait, half a year ago?!

    6. TheOcelot


      I try not to.

  19. now that i finally do have a switch and i'm playing mario odyssey now, i think this might be the best controls 3D mario has had, honestly. part of this is the sonic bias in me talking because i can't get enough of using the roll mechanic but the main reason for me is that using the hat throw secondary mechanics is really fun. the sweeping / circle-styled swipe throw and the hat throw + dive combo are just excellent.

    also on another impressions note, i've been playing mario odyssey with the 8bitdo sn30 pro plus controller and barring some irritating controller sync issues, this controller is freaking fantastic. it feels so good to play and i'm super delighted the built-in rumble corresponds to joy-con motion controls (although it doesn't have HD rumble). this is easily the best third-party controller i've ever used and i can't wait to play more games with it, namely cuphead and sonic mania (i've been playing them on my laptop with my ps3 controller and the d-pad on that controller...is the dualshock d-pad. my thumbs aren't the biggest fan of that d-pad design.)

  20. tumblr_pv8ldiIQW11r5uzsdo1_540.png

    banned for the safety of the country

  21. Man, I gotta ask around for ya'll Mario RPG fans--are the lot of you officially in the darkest timeline now, or what?

    1. Adamabba


      The Mario RPG series just got absolutely screwed.

      • Mario and Luigi has only gone downhill since Bowser’s Inside Story, and now it’s studio has gone bankrupt so the series may be dead
      • There hasn’t been a true Paper Mario since 2004, and they have never rereleased TTYD (I have not got to play the game because of that and Im still very upset about it). And Intelligent Systems is occupied with Fire Emblem so it seems unlikely they will return to the series
    2. Thigolf


      Intelligent Systems isn't "occupied" with anything, they pushed out Paper Mario and Wario games in between each FE game, I don't know why this should change now.

      Now if they actually ever return to the Paper Mario RPG gameplay is another question.

    3. Adamabba


      oh right i thought a different company made the last 2 paper mario games for some reason. so I guess there's still hope for the traditional gameplay to return at the very least

    4. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      I guess this means the lights are all green for an indie successor for these games to jump in?

    5. Wraith


      I haven't liked either series for the past 3 entries so I'm just kind of apathetic at this point. I hope everyone at alphadream lands on their feet but a shakeup might be what the series needs.

    6. Zaysho


      IS outsourced Three Houses to Koei iirc, so I don't think they're exclusively focused on Fire Emblem if they let their major property be helmed by another studio.

      I don't see IS really caring enough to go back to traditional Paper Mario at all though. They might remaster TTYD or 64 at some point, but from what I've seen of Color Splash they don't seem to really want to make a Mario RPG anymore.

    7. Menace2Society


      Truth be told, the only Mario “RPG” I truly loved was Super Paper Mario, sooooooo yeah. Not that bitter about it.

    8. Thigolf


      Maybe they'll partner up with Square again :V

    9. Menace2Society


      Oh, please no.

      I don’t want a multipart SMRPG remake that’ll take a literal decade to finish.

    10. Adamabba


      @Zaysho I'm pretty sure I remember them saying the reason they went in that direction for Paper Mario is because they thought that there didn’t need to be 2 RPG Mario series, so they made Paper Mario less RPG like(not sure if that was an IS or Nintendo decision). I just dont know if this means M&L is gone tho. If it is that’s probably a better chance that they go back to the traditional style

    11. Dejimon11


      I’m just waiting for Mario Rabbids 2

  22. here's a new dedede montage, which is more of what the last montage offered (quick 0-to-KOs),  but with more lightweight characters

    and for those who missed it, here's the previous dedede montage, which focused on heavyweights (ganondorfs in particular)


  23. cuph5ad

    the 5 is for five million copies sold, two years since it's original release!


    1. Solister


      So this explain the apparent no reason discount of the game.

      Quite unsure if I should take it as I've looking forward to buy some music compilation with near same price + the fact it's not even one of my priorities + difficulty.

      Yeah... I think I'll pass. Let it for Christmas, maybe...

    2. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Still waiting for the physical Switch release.

    3. Dejimon11


      ^ Same that's the reason why I haven't gotten it on my switch yet

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