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  1. I really, really hope Thurop Van Orman and the writers for Angry Birds 2 get to work on another animated film because I honestly did not expect to find myself laughing so hard at that film at certain points. It feels like one of those films where they had a lot of gags and most of them not only work, a few of them are ridiculously funny.


    Special shoutouts to the bathroom scene when the group are trying to get the access key in the costume and

    that one eagle guard. If you've seen the movie you know which eagle guard I'm talking about. The first time that character was revealed I had to stop the movie for a hot minute because I was laughing too hard.

    1. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      bruh i'm with u, fam, angry birds 2 is fuckin' hilarious

  2. Art topic update.


  3. Milo


    1. Ferno


      was feelin retro tbh

      this version of the avatar is from 2013 but still held up well enough for reuse even now, lol

  4. "I thought you said...you were a man of simple things..."

    "Oh, don't worry...


    ...I'm only burning my half."

  5. 7bc.jpg_large

    some schools around the world i guess

  6. >Fast & Furious 9 has been delayed to 2021


    1. Wonderworld Ultima

      Wonderworld Ultima

      Wow, James Bond, Mulan, A Quiet Place 2 and now this.

      Wonder what's gonna happen to Black Widow....

  7. >next week of classes for my community college has been cancelled

    >the week afterwards is spring break, so it’s effectively two weeks of no classes

    >classes when back in session will be held remote/online rest of the semester

    ...well, I can’t say I was expecting this.

    1. Menace2Society


      It’s the same for me. Definitely came out of nowhere.

    2. McGroose


      Same for me except my extra week begins after my spring break this current week ends

  8. Kids: Can we go to the movie theater to see Onward?

    Parents: We have Onward at home

    The Onward at home:



    1. Ryannumber1gamer


      Man, I didn't know Ralph ended up leaving his game as well. Bit weird he became an orc though

  9. concept: archer but the archer uses guns as ammo instead of arrows and when they shoot the guns into the air with their bow, they pluck the string on their bow to pull the trigger on the gun

    cons: implausible as fuck

    pros: do i need to spell out how absolutely hype as shit that would be

    1. dbzfan7


      Eh I just say have trick/special bullets akin to Green Arrow/Hawkeye arrows.

    2. Harkofthewaa


      Enter the Gungeon which has a bullet that shoots pistols and a shell that shoots shotguns:


    3. Bloxxerboy


      360 no-scope no-hands headshot

  10. Small art topic update.

  11. >Bowser: I know what girls like!

    >*presents a bundle of fire flowers to Peach* fire flower?

    >Peach kicks him in the balls



  12. What if the next Sonic game was, unironically, Sonic Generations 2

    1. Diogenes



    2. KHCast


      Classic, Modern, and now introducing, MOVIE SONIC. Watch him floss and instead of a goal ring, he’s running to a Olive Garden!

    3. Wraith
    4. Ryannumber1gamer


      Honestly? Nah, because there hasn't been a memorable level in forever.

      The only thing I could even imagine in a Gens 2 is possibly a remade level from Mania, like Press Garden or Studiopolis. Other than that, you've got generic locales in LW, Forces reuses level tropes, and Boom is Boom.

    5. Solister


      And the Classic Acts are made with Retro Engine while the Modern Acts are made with Hedgehog Engine.

       not a bad deal, tho.

    6. TheOcelot


      Gens 2 will be exclusive to mobile, featuring; classic Sonic, Modern Sonic, Adventure Sonic, Boom Sonic, Movie Sonic and Sanic

    7. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      You mean unironically Generations 3

    8. Strickerx5



      can we get the level designers from the first one back and get a good narrative?

    9. Soniman


      Fuck off 

    10. Plasme


      I think Gens is a great game but I have no faith in them doing a sequel.

    11. McGroose


      @DiogenesYes, very gross.

      If a Sonic Generations 2 happens, it'll essentially be a massive Sonic Forces mod: Sonic Forces with (maybe) slightly improved gameplay, level design and new levels, but a massive metaphorical dickslap in terms of what was actually learned the past 3-4 years.

       Nah, fuck that lol.

    12. Monkey Destruction Switch
  13. Noticed that this has been the first time you've signed on back to SSMB after quite some time, so I just wanted to welcome you back!

  14. I'm gonna cackle if 2020 marks the third time in a row that we have Sonic Team's next Sonic game releasing directly against a 3D Mario that easily outclasses it like nobody's business

    1. AlphaRuby


      but what if they're both good/not good

    2. Polkadi~☆



      >Not good


    3. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      They'll be no Odyessy 2 this year, but a new Paper Mario just like what was rumored.


      And it'll play like SS/CS.


      So Sonic wins for once.

    4. Wraith


      Sonic deserves credit for still being in good enough shape to try. Where are the rest of Mario's so called competitors.

    5. Cayenne


      From what I've seen, Odyssey had a very mixed reception. Sometimes, my twitter timeline is full of people asking for a port of 3D World because they hate the moons and want an "actual good Mario" on Switch. Depending on who you ask, the game is either great, meh or outright bad.

      Btw, I think the biggest slap in Sonic's face in this gen was Crash Team Racing Nitro Fueled killing Team Sonic Racing.  The Bandicoot is back and better than ever.

      @Supah BerryIf I'm not mistaken, the rumor says that this supposed Paper Mario will be inspired by the classic games (PM and TTYD).


    6. Milo


      @Wraith Crash and Spyro did resurface not too long ago, although if you're interested in new games instead of remakes, yeah, there's nothing new to see there. (It's been rumored that a new Crash platforming game may be coming out this year, though, but....rumors).

      Beyond that, I wouldn't say that Sonic (Team) has been trying at all as of Forces, but I'll concede the point otherwise. 

      (late response)

  15. Nobody:

    Knuckles: What happened my emerald's gone

  16. someone's making a 3D DKC game in Dreams and it honestly looks p'cool....


    1. Milo


      (for those worried about copyright--the creator hasn't officially released it to the dreamiverse, and they've said the final/official release will change things around to avoid legal issues)

  17. one of the best/worst feelings in the world is when you get caught off-guard by the absolute dumbest shit imaginable but you can't stop wheezing about it for the next ten-twenty minutes

    1. skull902
    2. Milo


      @skull902 Sure, why not

      I personally had this in mind myself


    3. skull902


      That guy should really look into getting disinfected after such an attack.

  18. A board of executives in Sega of Antarctica:

    "Hmm, it looks like that Sonic movie we sold the rights to has gotten a lot of promotion and advertising worldwide and is poised to be a big box office success. The Sonic franchise has never gotten this much publicity in years."

    "Do you think we've made a mistake in pulling back on mainstream marketing for Sonic games in the West?"



  19. Hey, a quick heads-up for those in North America and Latin America--if you like stop motion animated films and you esp. like Aardman's works, the Shaun the Sheep Movie sequel Farmageddon is now available on Netflix today.

    1. Sean


      Nice. I still need to watch more of the series and the first movie, I left off somewhere in season 2.

  20. Can’t say I’m surprised about the reviews criticizing the movie’s plot / writing as absolutely predictable and uninspired. But I’m less surprised about most reviews also saying regardless, Sonic and Carrey’s Eggman are fun enough to save the movie as passable enjoyment. Ever since the marketing kicked into full gear, that was an sneaking suspicion that grew stronger with each passing day.

    I’m still not exactly thrilled that this is the road they chose to write a Sonic movie, but it’s got decent reviews (the RT could actually have it land somewhere between Detective Pikachu’s 69% and Angry Birds 2’s 75%) and it’s poised to be a big box office success, so whatever I guess.

  21. This is my proverbial sendoff of Smash Bros Wii U, gonna be making Smash Ultimate videos from here on out. Spoilered due to some questionable forced puns in the video title.

    Don't say I didn't warn you!

    I promise you, the actual videos are good though.

    1. Milo


      (I've also over the past few weeks uploaded a bunch of Smash Bros. montages to clear my catalogue out but I'm not going to post them all here, you can check out my YouTube channel (link in signature) to see them all.)

  22. Oh wow, Parasite won the Oscar for Best Picture. First ever win for a non-English language film!

  23. Sonic Adventure remake but only Sonic’s campaign for both story and gameplay, Emerald Coast now has striped grass and checkered walls, Casinopolis’ sewer section has yellow/blue highlights, dash panels, and pink grimy water; the Chao are replaced with Wisps, and you have to fight Perfect Chaos by running down long stretches of a highway by dodging water tentacles shot at you like lasers



    1. tailsBOOM!


      No.  If we get a remake I want all the characters 

    2. Perkilator
    3. TheOcelot
    4. Thigolf
    5. Diogenes


      that's not really that different

  24. oh hey, a nintendo switch commercial right after the game ended

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