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  1. Hui

    where've you been man? :(

  2. who is a better kisser eggman or sonic

  3. but what if nack the weasel died. how would the sonic community react

    1. Jhreamer

      Jhreamer

      Depends on circumstances. If it was during a change of heart, where he sacrifices himself, I think it'd be cool. Either way, I'd miss his unique character. I assume we're talking Archie Sonic.

    2. Jhreamer

      Jhreamer

      Depends on circumstances. If it was during a change of heart, where he sacrifices himself, I think it'd be cool. Either way, I'd miss his unique character. I assume we're talking Archie Sonic.

    3. Smock

      Smock

      no i mean in real japanese sonic lore canon. if sega had the balls to kill him off and actually make a statement. i'd be probably be really sad because of nack's untapped potential but that's not a bad thing; that's the type of emotional response sega needs to try to evoke in it's audience again.

    4. Jhreamer

      Jhreamer

      In that case, he's been SO underused that he's barely known, and killing him would have virtually no emotional response. Gotta build him up first.

    5. Smock

      Smock

      no they need to kill him

  4. punch out animal crossing star fox

    1. Strickerx5

      Strickerx5

      ... will all have another 5 entries in their series before kid icarus sees the light of day again probably. :/

    2. Smock

      Smock

      that's fair

  5. why doesn't sonic just kill eggman? why does he allow him to continue to harm his friends? sonic needs to hold a public execution so no one ever terrorizes green hill again

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    2. Smock

      Smock

      How could you joke about this? Spitting in the faces of innocent civilians who needlessly lost their lives?

    3. Smock

      Smock

      According to Archie canon, the animals have their craniums removed, their brains jabbed full of sharp cables and wires connected to the robot's digital neural network, their eyes gouged out and replaced with robotic optic nerves, and other appendages removed depending on the type/specialty of the animal. Eggman doesn't use the animals to power the robots. He uses animals because their sentient brains can think more dynamically than any robot ever could.

      Honestly the worst part about it at that point is that they're still alive.

    4. DarkLight

      DarkLight

      who the fuck cares about Archie

      And you're either a troll or just really really being oversensitive

    5. Smock

      Smock

      Having different opinions makes me a troll now? Also, it was only extrapolated upon by Archie. The death was implied even in the early Japanese Sonic manuals.

    6. Indigo Rush

      Indigo Rush

      2016 is off to a good start

    7. Smock

      Smock

      it would be better if sonic killed eggman tbh

    8. DarkLight

      DarkLight

      I said you either a troll or just overthinking a fictional series about a blue super-fast hedgehog. Clearly now you're the latter.

      And I have no idea what Japanese manuals you've been reading, but Eggman being killed has never been a thing (nor should be) so really you're talking out of your ass. It's not in character for Sonic to kill Eggman, it never will be, it doesn't fit his character, etc. etc. 

       

    9. Smock

      Smock

      I never said Eggman has been killed. Read the manuals. Educate yourself.

      Also, fine, if it's not in character it's not in character, but nobody should be calling Sonic a hero with the things that he allows to happen.

    10. DarkLight

      DarkLight

      If you still insist on this is something Sonic should do, then you don't really seem to like Sonic (which is fine) or at least respect what his character is.

    11. TCB

      TCB

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    12. DarkLight
    13. Smock

      Smock

      I don't respect anyone who allows onmicide when they can do something about it.

    14. Speeps

      Speeps

      Keep in mind Archie also said Sonic's name was Maurice, Titan Tails was a thing, Eggman was a robot from an alternate universe where he nuked Sonic and... this:

      BrotherhoodOfGuardians.png

      But since a lot what you're saying comes from pre-reboot archie, there's this scene that may interest you from #197:

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      So there we go, Archie Sonic didn't kill Eggman because he's needed to keep his zone stable. (Up until then, he was waiting for Zonic)

      As for the games, Sonic Lost World shows the badnik making process isn't nearly as painful than what you're saying they did in archie.

    15. TCB
    16. Smock

      Smock

      Of course Sonic Lost World didn't show the gruesome parts; it's a kids game. The cues are still there, the subtext is still there. Like I said, read the Japanese manuals.

    17. DarkLight

      DarkLight

      I'm just not going to bother now. I might've gotten visibly frustrated, so I'm just going to drop out of this meaningless chit-chat enjoy my day.

      Good day sir. 

    18. Smock

      Smock

      Smart move, the wise know when to admit defeat.

    19. Speeps

      Speeps

      Which japanese manuals? The classic games only mention the animals in Sonic 1 according to the Retro translations and it's literally just Eggman saying "I've turned all the animals on the island into robots!".

    20. Smock

      Smock

      The special editions for the Sega CD and 32X peripherals? You'd think this would be common knowledge here.

    21. Speeps

      Speeps

      Can you link which one you mean?

    22. Smock

      Smock

       

      This was the first game I ever played, I'll admit when I first saw the Japanese manuals online years later I was a bit taken aback.

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    23. Speeps

      Speeps

      I'm sorry friend, your childhood is a lie it seems :(

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    24. Smock

      Smock

      Naysayers of this tidibit of Sonic lore have long contested the legitimacy of the special edition games and have even attempted to wipe any trace of it from the internet, but I'll have you know I still own the game. The picture of the cover I posted above is in fact, a scanned picture of the box, thus the dodgy picture quality and shadows. Stay woke.

  6. Happy Birthday, keep on improving your amazing art and hope life is going great for ya

  7. happy birthday you son of a gun you, come back to us sometime pls

  8. I imagine right now you're being successful at something while the rest of us prod away at our prehistoric keyboards. thank you for your life

  9. Goddamn that's awesome. On a side note, does this make the kid Hellman?
  10. I'd imagine they're not going to change the inside of the places anyway, so whateveeeeer. Not to be a television commercial critic or anything, but from a marketing standpoint, the old design was pretty fucking old-fashioned with badly-animated commercials by any standard, so this was bound to happen at some point . Kids want photorealistic CGI animals, silly. buuuuutt who caaaaaaares about chuck e sleazy We need a Dandy Bear reboot immediately.
  11. Question Time: Did wikis exist before Wikipedia?

    1. Smock

      Smock

      This is probably common knowledge that everyone knows and what the fuck sock have you been living under a rock but please tell me anywaaay

    2. Ferno

      Ferno

      I'm sure the word Wiki and concept of Wiki's predate Wikipedia.

    3. Ferno

      Ferno

      Wikipedia probably made them all the more popular though.

    4. Smock

      Smock

      Oh, alright, thanks yo

  12. TO EVERYONE IN THE LESSER MIAMI AREA, I APOLOGIZE

    1. Smock

      Smock

      HA HA

      SO MANY OF YOU ARE PISSED I CAN TELL

    2. \gunther

      \gunther

      did you drink the last Dr. pepper in the fridge?

    3. Noir

      Noir

      Miami area, that is me.

      What.

    4. Smock

      Smock

      Nah, the Heat won the finals, and everyone's outside in pickup trucks and pots 'n pans 'n posters 'n honking the everlovin waxsnot out peoples' ears.

      I was in the former category, with my asshole pals and our doucheyness showing.

      gotta let everyone see dat bodypaint know wat am sayin

    5. \gunther

      \gunther

      I think he's insulting Florida, Noire.

      You should fistfight him.

    6. Smock

      Smock

      how is that even

      Either way, the situation MUST be resolved with a rousing match of basket balls.

    7. Smock

      Smock

      with lil romeo as our chaperone

      He's so super cool.

    8. Noir

      Noir

      I've never known a self-respecting person in florida to like florida's sports teams

      I think you're insulting forida

      You wanna rumble bub?

    9. Smock

      Smock

      I would never insult forida

      Because I got dat 'Orlando MAGIC'

      i laugh at my own bemusings HA HA

    10. A Match in Oil Ocean Zone

      A Match in Oil Ocean Zone

      PLEASE STOP

      WE CAN SETTLE THIS LIKE REASONABLE AND SEXY GENTLEMEN

    11. Smock

      Smock

      What's this knife doing in my bacOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YOOOOOOOOOOOU

  13. m. night shyamalan up in dis bish

  14. AND SO IT BEGINS

    1. Smock

      Smock

      or not

      dammit, G4

  15. Does Big the Cat confirm the canonicity of the Sonic and Garfield 'Fun Pak'?

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