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  1. who is a better kisser eggman or sonic

  2. but what if nack the weasel died. how would the sonic community react

    1. Jhreamer

      Jhreamer

      Depends on circumstances. If it was during a change of heart, where he sacrifices himself, I think it'd be cool. Either way, I'd miss his unique character. I assume we're talking Archie Sonic.

    2. Jhreamer

      Jhreamer

      Depends on circumstances. If it was during a change of heart, where he sacrifices himself, I think it'd be cool. Either way, I'd miss his unique character. I assume we're talking Archie Sonic.

    3. Smock

      Smock

      no i mean in real japanese sonic lore canon. if sega had the balls to kill him off and actually make a statement. i'd be probably be really sad because of nack's untapped potential but that's not a bad thing; that's the type of emotional response sega needs to try to evoke in it's audience again.

    4. Jhreamer

      Jhreamer

      In that case, he's been SO underused that he's barely known, and killing him would have virtually no emotional response. Gotta build him up first.

    5. Smock

      Smock

      no they need to kill him

  3. punch out animal crossing star fox

    1. Strickerx5

      Strickerx5

      ... will all have another 5 entries in their series before kid icarus sees the light of day again probably. :/

    2. Smock

      Smock

      that's fair

  4. why doesn't sonic just kill eggman? why does he allow him to continue to harm his friends? sonic needs to hold a public execution so no one ever terrorizes green hill again

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    2. Smock

      Smock

      How could you joke about this? Spitting in the faces of innocent civilians who needlessly lost their lives?

    3. Smock

      Smock

      According to Archie canon, the animals have their craniums removed, their brains jabbed full of sharp cables and wires connected to the robot's digital neural network, their eyes gouged out and replaced with robotic optic nerves, and other appendages removed depending on the type/specialty of the animal. Eggman doesn't use the animals to power the robots. He uses animals because their sentient brains can think more dynamically than any robot ever could.

      Honestly the worst part about it at that point is that they're still alive.

    4. DarkLight

      DarkLight

      who the fuck cares about Archie

      And you're either a troll or just really really being oversensitive

    5. Smock

      Smock

      Having different opinions makes me a troll now? Also, it was only extrapolated upon by Archie. The death was implied even in the early Japanese Sonic manuals.

    6. Indigo Rush

      Indigo Rush

      2016 is off to a good start

    7. Smock

      Smock

      it would be better if sonic killed eggman tbh

    8. DarkLight

      DarkLight

      I said you either a troll or just overthinking a fictional series about a blue super-fast hedgehog. Clearly now you're the latter.

      And I have no idea what Japanese manuals you've been reading, but Eggman being killed has never been a thing (nor should be) so really you're talking out of your ass. It's not in character for Sonic to kill Eggman, it never will be, it doesn't fit his character, etc. etc. 

       

    9. Smock

      Smock

      I never said Eggman has been killed. Read the manuals. Educate yourself.

      Also, fine, if it's not in character it's not in character, but nobody should be calling Sonic a hero with the things that he allows to happen.

    10. DarkLight

      DarkLight

      If you still insist on this is something Sonic should do, then you don't really seem to like Sonic (which is fine) or at least respect what his character is.

    11. TCB

      TCB

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    12. DarkLight
    13. Smock

      Smock

      I don't respect anyone who allows onmicide when they can do something about it.

    14. Speeps

      Speeps

      Keep in mind Archie also said Sonic's name was Maurice, Titan Tails was a thing, Eggman was a robot from an alternate universe where he nuked Sonic and... this:

      BrotherhoodOfGuardians.png

      But since a lot what you're saying comes from pre-reboot archie, there's this scene that may interest you from #197:

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      So there we go, Archie Sonic didn't kill Eggman because he's needed to keep his zone stable. (Up until then, he was waiting for Zonic)

      As for the games, Sonic Lost World shows the badnik making process isn't nearly as painful than what you're saying they did in archie.

    15. TCB
    16. Smock

      Smock

      Of course Sonic Lost World didn't show the gruesome parts; it's a kids game. The cues are still there, the subtext is still there. Like I said, read the Japanese manuals.

    17. DarkLight

      DarkLight

      I'm just not going to bother now. I might've gotten visibly frustrated, so I'm just going to drop out of this meaningless chit-chat enjoy my day.

      Good day sir. 

    18. Smock

      Smock

      Smart move, the wise know when to admit defeat.

    19. Speeps

      Speeps

      Which japanese manuals? The classic games only mention the animals in Sonic 1 according to the Retro translations and it's literally just Eggman saying "I've turned all the animals on the island into robots!".

    20. Smock

      Smock

      The special editions for the Sega CD and 32X peripherals? You'd think this would be common knowledge here.

    21. Speeps

      Speeps

      Can you link which one you mean?

    22. Smock

      Smock

       

      This was the first game I ever played, I'll admit when I first saw the Japanese manuals online years later I was a bit taken aback.

      cover.jpg

    23. Speeps

      Speeps

      I'm sorry friend, your childhood is a lie it seems :(

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    24. Smock

      Smock

      Naysayers of this tidibit of Sonic lore have long contested the legitimacy of the special edition games and have even attempted to wipe any trace of it from the internet, but I'll have you know I still own the game. The picture of the cover I posted above is in fact, a scanned picture of the box, thus the dodgy picture quality and shadows. Stay woke.

  5. I'd imagine they're not going to change the inside of the places anyway, so whateveeeeer. Not to be a television commercial critic or anything, but from a marketing standpoint, the old design was pretty fucking old-fashioned with badly-animated commercials by any standard, so this was bound to happen at some point . Kids want photorealistic CGI animals, silly. buuuuutt who caaaaaaares about chuck e sleazy We need a Dandy Bear reboot immediately.
  6. TO EVERYONE IN THE LESSER MIAMI AREA, I APOLOGIZE

    1. Smock

      Smock

      HA HA

      SO MANY OF YOU ARE PISSED I CAN TELL

    2. \gunther

      \gunther

      did you drink the last Dr. pepper in the fridge?

    3. Noir

      Noir

      Miami area, that is me.

      What.

    4. Smock

      Smock

      Nah, the Heat won the finals, and everyone's outside in pickup trucks and pots 'n pans 'n posters 'n honking the everlovin waxsnot out peoples' ears.

      I was in the former category, with my asshole pals and our doucheyness showing.

      gotta let everyone see dat bodypaint know wat am sayin

    5. \gunther

      \gunther

      I think he's insulting Florida, Noire.

      You should fistfight him.

    6. Smock

      Smock

      how is that even

      Either way, the situation MUST be resolved with a rousing match of basket balls.

    7. Smock

      Smock

      with lil romeo as our chaperone

      He's so super cool.

    8. Noir

      Noir

      I've never known a self-respecting person in florida to like florida's sports teams

      I think you're insulting forida

      You wanna rumble bub?

    9. Smock

      Smock

      I would never insult forida

      Because I got dat 'Orlando MAGIC'

      i laugh at my own bemusings HA HA

    10. A Match in Oil Ocean Zone

      A Match in Oil Ocean Zone

      PLEASE STOP

      WE CAN SETTLE THIS LIKE REASONABLE AND SEXY GENTLEMEN

    11. Smock

      Smock

      What's this knife doing in my bacOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YOOOOOOOOOOOU

  7. m. night shyamalan up in dis bish

  8. AND SO IT BEGINS

    1. Smock

      Smock

      or not

      dammit, G4

  9. Does Big the Cat confirm the canonicity of the Sonic and Garfield 'Fun Pak'?

  10. (only cool dudes watch E3 on G4)

    1. Winston

      Winston

      I'm going to watch Sony on G4.

    2. #EndyGate

      #EndyGate

      I don't even get G4

    3. Smock
    4. goku262002

      goku262002

      Really?! I can't stand G4 even for their E3 footage. there like 5 hours behind on everything! at least with SPIKE they had up to the minute coverage.

  11. Hopy shit, can this guy please sing at my birthday party?

  12. oh hey look a toonami promo

  13. D'aw man. Well, returning to waiting in the fetal position.
  14. Wait a sec, Toonami's airing Gurren Lagann? If so, my television machine may not be able to contain the amount of manly swag held within it's inneeerds. (also what the muck fan how do you have such awesome friends)
  15. If Rayman Origins /does/ get a sequel, wouldn't the 'Origins' subtitle title be a bit redundant?

    1. Smock

      Smock

      egh

      scratch off the title after subtitle :X

    2. Red Cap

      Red Cap

      The Origins part of the title refers to the game going back to it's roots. The story was scrapped after the game changed to retail.

    3. Lady Soniko

      Lady Soniko

      RAYMAN ORIGINS

      2

    4. Doctor MK

      Doctor MK

      I'd be perfectly happy for "Origins" to become a sub-franchise in itself, like "Adventure" for Sonic. Rayman Origins hardly touched on anything to do with Rayman's backstory, after all.

    5. King Frosty

      King Frosty

      RAYMAN LEGENDS MAN

  16. How does one literally set fire to the rain?

    1. Red Cap

      Red Cap

      Put, liek, gas in the rain and then, liek, light a match or sumfin.

    2. Smock

      Smock

      But wouldn't the gas slip through the cloud? :X

  17. JUST FINISHED WATCHING THE POWERPUFF GIRLS MOVIE AND IT WAS PRETTY KICK-ASoh wait anime

    1. Emperor Robrainiac

      Emperor Robrainiac

      Powerpuff girls movie? Ah now that's a movie I haven't seen in quite a while. I should check it out again sometime.

    2. DGam'r

      DGam'r

      WHAT A MOVIE!!!

    3. Sean

      Sean

      Well PPG /is/ pretty kickass

    4. Ruby Havoc

      Ruby Havoc

      I remember only bits and pieces of it.

  18. @T-Man: http://youtu.be/oqdxiSX848w -and to all a good night.

    1. T-Min

      T-Min

      When I was younger, I actually tried to watch this movie. Couldn't get past the second part because I just couldn't stop thinking "...why cats?"

    2. T-Min

      T-Min

      Also, I wasn't aware of this scene. Had I been aware, I wouldn't have attempted to watch this in the first place.

    3. Jeffhog
  19. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4J6WvLpWd4 oh hey guys look a johnny bravo movie
    1. King Frosty
    2. goku262002

      goku262002

      ...

      HOW COME THIS WASN'T SHOWN HERE?!?!?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK CN?!?!!?

    3. King Frosty

      King Frosty

      Maybe because it looks like it's animated by Flash :X

    4. Ferno

      Ferno

      ...This is real?

      And why does it look like flash?

    5. Smock

      Smock

      Didn't mean for it to start in the middle of the video, sorry 'bout that. :#

    6. goku262002

      goku262002

      This better appear on the new brak & zorak block. This better fucking appear.

      Even if its made by flash it still looks like it mimics the newer animation style the show went with in the early 2000s.

    7. Ruby Havoc

      Ruby Havoc

      There...There was a movie?

    8. King Frosty

      King Frosty

      Sock

      THIS INTRO

      IT'S AN EARWORM :@

    9. Smock

      Smock

      @Inferno: Yep, it's real. http://vanpartible.com/jb-goes-to-bollywood-done-done-and-done It premiered in Australia, and is apparently going to show in other regions over time as well.

      @Eddy: what the fuck does that mean

      ANYWAYS, I'M WATCHING IT TOMORROW, JEEZ ED.

    10. King Frosty
    11. goku262002

      goku262002

      Aww shit that mean there doing what they did with Big Picture Show. Show it every fucking where else in the damn world then show it here last! JAPAN SAW BIG PICTURE SHOW BEFORE US!!!

      I hate when CN does that.

    12. Smock

      Smock

      Eddy, why are you always the opposite of left?

      o3o

  20. And they will probably all die. But all in all, this was an awesome April Fools prank, filled to the brim with buttloads of nostalgia. Seeing Tom review Mass Effect was utterly tearjerking. Okaynotreally, but it was still pretty cool. Other than DBZ, though, I'd say Astro Boy was the best part, as I read the mangas ad infintum as a kid. :V So, goodbye Captain/Commander/Whatever Tom, with a goodbye like you gave, you're bound to return, right? Right? whogivesafuckimgoingtosleep
  21. OKAY EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP

    1. Smock

      Smock

      Wait. What the fuck. I did not stay up this long for a flash of 'later'.

      I would rage, but- *collapse*

  22. Wow, this Astro Boy cartoon is really a glorified motion comic. The scenes are essentially copypasted from the manga.

  23. I want to believe in a Toonami revival as much as the next guy, but as for right now, I'm pretty sure it's just an elaborate April Fools prank. There were no press announcements or anything of the sort prior to this, it was just random (albeit that being the point). Although, judging by the FB update, maybe they're checking out ratings and viral spread and the like to test the waters, and they're potentially planning something down the line? I don't think it'll be an immediate thing, though, if it ever does come to fruition. We can all hold each others' hands and dahoo dores, though. :3 *cue that Journey song*
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