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  1. Nobody can get Tails right anymore. What a fucking joke. Why does he even show up anymore? What has he done for anyone ever? Just fucking get rid of him, fucking loser character that he is. I hate that two-tailed piece of shit.

    1. SupahBerry
    2. Kuzu the Boloedge

      Kuzu the Boloedge

      Your bait is too obvious

    3. PC the Hedgehog

      PC the Hedgehog

      who is tails

    4. Polkadi~☆


      miles is better, anyways

    5. Milo


      i like turtles

    6. Shaddy Zaphod

      Shaddy Zaphod

      This reads like a Dril tweet

    7. QuantumEdge


      Still on the fence whether Shadow's got it worse.

    8. Chameleon


      Wow, the salt. It hurts my eyes 🙈

  2. only good spiderman movie is italian spiderman

    1. Jovahexeon Ogilvie Maurice
    2. Heckboy


      best spiderman movie and the only good superhero movie ever made

    3. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      holy shit it's reaction gif guy

  3. i don't care what anyone thinks of me!!! 


    1. Polkadi~☆


      Cool, because I don’t care about telling you what I think of you! HMPH! How do you like THAT?!

    2. Jovahexeon Ogilvie Maurice

      Jovahexeon Ogilvie Maurice

      Tsun tsuns detected on the dere alert scale.

    3. Dejimon11
    4. Tracker_TD




    5. Polkadi~☆


      b-baka! >:O

    6. KHCast


    Image result for grotesque steve


  5. new sonic game where sonic realizes he's thrown his youth away and signs up for classes at the local community college and drops out after two months and becomes an alcoholic

    1. Speederino


      Isn't that exactly what he did during his 15th anniversary?

  6. image.png.a7ab4e2271aa7b3e08a166e163c2dc7f.png

    1. KHCast


      Sonic: “Shit! Shadow said Damn!”

    2. PublicEnemy1
    3. PaulyBFromDa303


      This very thing is what got me more intrigued in the Japanese version XD

    4. Ryannumber1gamer
    5. Polkadi~☆


      English swear words do not have as much impact in other languages like Japanese.

      Also, their children’s cartoons are a biiiit more, uh... They wouldn’t fly as children’s cartoons in America.

    6. QuantumEdge


      Sonic: hardcore to the max.

  7. Iizuka sonic team dark lore classic fanboy pandering archie sa2 lore pontaff pontaff post-colors 

    1. Diogenes


      this is what they'll play on loop when i go to hell

    2. SupahBerry


      You forgot mario

    3. QuantumEdge


      Should Ugandan Knuckles be allowed onto the list?

  8. The seven chaos emirates

    1. QuantumEdge


      Are they better than the Arab ones?

  9. inspired by discussion yesterday in the idw thread i started doing some rough sketches of redesigned echidna characters from across sanic media

    so here's dr. zachary, sorry for shit quality photo


    1. Heckboy


      might do some others later, like locke, julie-su, alucion, etc., trying to imagine how to incorporate them into the gamesverse for the fuck of it

    2. QuantumEdge


      Please do more!  That's one fine looking rough sketch.  

  10. little known fact! The Thirteen Colonies declared independence from the British partially because of Sega mandates. #4thOfJuly

  11. Sonic deserves to suffer for his innumerable sins against God.

    1. Milo


      the minute sonic decided to ram his chaos emerald-empowered spines up the water god's ass, the gods declared that his career will be nothing but shitsville for time eternal from that point forwards

    2. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      Yes. I'll make him labor for his evils!

    3. SupahBerry


      Not one for petty forgiveness, The Lord then punished the iconic children's video game character and barred him from the road to the afterlife. The hedgehog would be condemned to hold up the weight of his mediocrity on his shoulders, left to roam the Earth alone and deplored through all of Eternity.

    4. blueblur98


      thanks for reminding me that it's christian sonic fanart o'clock


  12. waluigi is catholic

    1. PublicEnemy1


      What makes you say that? Is it a joke I'm not getting?

    2. Heckboy


      not a joke, waluigi is a devout roman catholic. in fact all mario characters are catholic.

    3. QuantumEdge


      Well they are Italian.  Any other way would be dropping the realism they're going for.

  13. Resetera sucks and nearly everyone who posts there is a sociopath

    1. QuantumEdge


      *Remembers hearing Resetera and checks it out and finds out it's a gaming forum*

      Yeah, I'm not surprised that's what you found.

  14. Image result for persecution of gamers in china

    1. Polkadi~☆


      gamers are the most oppressed people 😤

  15. anime was a mistake also world war iii is starting this summer

    1. Teoskaven


      The sequel nobody wanted.

  16. Going into debt by pursuing an english degree so i can achieve my lifelong dream of becoming the guy who writes the funny things on taco bell sauce packets

    1. Speederino


      The problem is they will only hire you to write words on Taco Bell packets if you already have 10+ years of experience writing words on Taco Bell packets. Or at least that’s how I’ve felt in trying to get that exact type of job. >_>

  17. my idea for toy story 4 was better

    1. QuantumEdge


      You'll have to tell me about it when I see it 😉

    2. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      They were never going to let Buzz do a lapdance, man. 

  18. anime is CANCELLED

    1. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      Can confirm this is true. My uncle works in Japan.

    2. QuantumEdge


      Unfortunately this does mean a lot of body pillow merchants will be going out of business.

  19. sonic got all seven EPIC emeralds and can now become EPIC SONIC

  20. just ran into God outside the local Target... He was buying microwaveable mini tacos... we chatted a bit, but I couldn't make eye contact or else I'd turn to ash

    1. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      Oh so it was you huh? Eh can't be expected to remember everyone in this planet.

    2. Ferno


      b-but not making eye contact is rude af

    3. Polkadi~☆


      Ah yeah, I saw God yesterday, when I was at the local supermarket. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
      He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
      I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
      The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
      When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

    4. Heckboy


      my favorite bible passage

    5. TCB


      Just another Monday afternoon/evening for our friendly neighborhood renegade angel

  21. Negative Nancy Heckboy who by the way has ZERO writing experience says IDW Sonic is no good! VERY SAD! Well guess what Heckboy, I'm a big Sonic fan, the best, and I think IDW Sonic is the BEST COMIC IN HISTORY and I want to congratulate @IanFlynnBKC for making Sonic Great Again!

    1. QuantumEdge


      And now Ian's in the awkward place of being complimented by a guy he probably doesn't like.  

    2. Heckboy


      I'm sorry Ian. I know I criticize your writing sometimes but nobody deserves this.

    3. QuantumEdge


      Could be worse.  You could be Todd Howard.




    1. Heckboy


      love to be called out behind my back because I criticized someone's favorite baby book



    2. Tornado


      now you're just like donald trump

    3. Heckboy


      negative nancy drumpf

    4. gato


      I wish I wasn't an hermit and people talked shit about me on Twitter.

    5. Heckboy


      This is the most exciting day of my life. I finally made it big. I got called out on Twitter dot com.

    6. Teoskaven


      >using Twitter

    7. Heckboy


      I don't use Twitter, @SBR2 is posting about me because I made a post on here he didn't like. He probably assumed I wouldn't see it, but he's done this before whenever he disagrees with someone, so I decided to check and sure enough!

    8. QuantumEdge


      Hey, that's not true!  He completely forgot about the posting super dank memes part, how could he forget about that part?


    9. Heckboy


      I'm sad I'm not more well known here for my epic ironic sense of humor but I guess angry posts tend to stick out more.

    10. QuantumEdge


      I don't know, your sense of humour's always stuck to me more than anything.  I mean, let's face it, angry posts are a dime a dozen.  A dank, ironic meme... that stays with someone forever.

    11. SBR2


      Ok in fairness I know I need to stop doing that. But you going "Ian Flynn suck and I don't like his writing" is honestly not as insightful as you think it is.

    12. Heckboy


      I didn't say that though. You're being reductionist. I outlined why I think his writing is bad, and even specifically said I don't have anything against him personally. I even praised him for certain things and have done so multiple times in the past. What I am supposed to do? Blindly kiss his ass? Not voice my opinion? If people can gush about how great he is, why can't I say why I feel he's overrated?

      And going "That's just your opinion" isn't insightful at all.

    13. SBR2


      You could maybe do so in a less combative way? Like I don't know man in all the sites I've ever seen you on you seem overly angry that the comics or Ian's writing in general doesn't work for you. 

    14. Heckboy


      I will admit there are times, especially in the past, where I've probably gotten unnecessarily mad. But in this specific instance I felt I was very to the point. It's less anger and more exhaustion at this point. And it's extra frustrating when people don't even bother to provide counterarguments and instead just dismiss my posts as blind hatred.

    15. Tara


      Please see my post in IDW-


  23. Well I guess we're getting Toy Story 5 in 2030 when half the cast is dead.

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