Heckboy

Your bait is too obvious

who is tails

miles is better, anyways

i like turtles

This reads like a Dril tweet

Still on the fence whether Shadow's got it worse.

Wow, the salt. It hurts my eyes 🙈

Night Monkey?

best spiderman movie and the only good superhero movie ever made

holy shit it's reaction gif guy

Cool, because I don’t care about telling you what I think of you! HMPH! How do you like THAT?!

Tsun tsuns detected on the dere alert scale.

b-baka! >:O

Meh

NO.

Isn't that exactly what he did during his 15th anniversary?

Sonic: “Shit! Shadow said Damn!”

This very thing is what got me more intrigued in the Japanese version XD

English swear words do not have as much impact in other languages like Japanese.

Also, their children’s cartoons are a biiiit more, uh... They wouldn’t fly as children’s cartoons in America.

Sonic: hardcore to the max.

this is what they'll play on loop when i go to hell

You forgot mario

Should Ugandan Knuckles be allowed onto the list?

Are they better than the Arab ones?

might do some others later, like locke, julie-su, alucion, etc., trying to imagine how to incorporate them into the gamesverse for the fuck of it

Please do more!  That's one fine looking rough sketch.  

the minute sonic decided to ram his chaos emerald-empowered spines up the water god's ass, the gods declared that his career will be nothing but shitsville for time eternal from that point forwards

Yes. I'll make him labor for his evils!

Not one for petty forgiveness, The Lord then punished the iconic children's video game character and barred him from the road to the afterlife. The hedgehog would be condemned to hold up the weight of his mediocrity on his shoulders, left to roam the Earth alone and deplored through all of Eternity.

thanks for reminding me that it's christian sonic fanart o'clock

What makes you say that? Is it a joke I'm not getting?

not a joke, waluigi is a devout roman catholic. in fact all mario characters are catholic.

Well they are Italian.  Any other way would be dropping the realism they're going for.

*Remembers hearing Resetera and checks it out and finds out it's a gaming forum*

Yeah, I'm not surprised that's what you found.

gamers are the most oppressed people 😤

The sequel nobody wanted.

The problem is they will only hire you to write words on Taco Bell packets if you already have 10+ years of experience writing words on Taco Bell packets. Or at least that’s how I’ve felt in trying to get that exact type of job. >_>

You'll have to tell me about it when I see it 😉

They were never going to let Buzz do a lapdance, man. 

Can confirm this is true. My uncle works in Japan.

Unfortunately this does mean a lot of body pillow merchants will be going out of business.

Oh so it was you huh? Eh can't be expected to remember everyone in this planet.

b-but not making eye contact is rude af

Ah yeah, I saw God yesterday, when I was at the local supermarket. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

my favorite bible passage

Just another Monday afternoon/evening for our friendly neighborhood renegade angel

And now Ian's in the awkward place of being complimented by a guy he probably doesn't like.  

I'm sorry Ian. I know I criticize your writing sometimes but nobody deserves this.

Could be worse.  You could be Todd Howard.

love to be called out behind my back because I criticized someone's favorite baby book

now you're just like donald trump

negative nancy drumpf

I wish I wasn't an hermit and people talked shit about me on Twitter.

This is the most exciting day of my life. I finally made it big. I got called out on Twitter dot com.

>using Twitter

I don't use Twitter, @SBR2 is posting about me because I made a post on here he didn't like. He probably assumed I wouldn't see it, but he's done this before whenever he disagrees with someone, so I decided to check and sure enough!

Hey, that's not true!  He completely forgot about the posting super dank memes part, how could he forget about that part?

#Pingas/LoreIsLife

I'm sad I'm not more well known here for my epic ironic sense of humor but I guess angry posts tend to stick out more.

I don't know, your sense of humour's always stuck to me more than anything.  I mean, let's face it, angry posts are a dime a dozen.  A dank, ironic meme... that stays with someone forever.

Ok in fairness I know I need to stop doing that. But you going "Ian Flynn suck and I don't like his writing" is honestly not as insightful as you think it is.

I didn't say that though. You're being reductionist. I outlined why I think his writing is bad, and even specifically said I don't have anything against him personally. I even praised him for certain things and have done so multiple times in the past. What I am supposed to do? Blindly kiss his ass? Not voice my opinion? If people can gush about how great he is, why can't I say why I feel he's overrated?

And going "That's just your opinion" isn't insightful at all.

You could maybe do so in a less combative way? Like I don't know man in all the sites I've ever seen you on you seem overly angry that the comics or Ian's writing in general doesn't work for you. 

I will admit there are times, especially in the past, where I've probably gotten unnecessarily mad. But in this specific instance I felt I was very to the point. It's less anger and more exhaustion at this point. And it's extra frustrating when people don't even bother to provide counterarguments and instead just dismiss my posts as blind hatred.

Please see my post in IDW-