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  1. Wow can't wait to see a movie where Woody gets lost.

    1. Heckboy

      Heckboy

      I like how Bo seems to have that generic female Disney character face now.

    2. KHCast

      KHCast

      I can’t help but say “how convenient” with woody getting lost and randomly waltzing through a random town only to find a antique shop with his love interest there 

    3. Jack the Shadow

      Jack the Shadow

      I don't know which is worst possibility for Bo, generic female character or "twist" villain. Still better than what she was before IMO...

    4. KHCast

      KHCast

      Both of those sound worse...

    5. Wraith

      Wraith

      Would be a damn shame if they turned Bo Peep from Toy Story into a generic female character...

    6. Jovahexeon Fitzroy

      Jovahexeon Fitzroy

      Hmmmmm, I like the idea of twist villain if it's done well. 

    7. Jack the Shadow

      Jack the Shadow

      Twist villain I hope it's done differently than in the past, not just because she's a woman. And she was a generic 1900 damsel in distress in a supporting role in the first movies.

  2. I'm ready

    Spoiler

    for disappointment

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  3. Think I could carry my own series?

    1. QuantumEdge

      QuantumEdge

      With that avatar, absolutely.

  4. Think Witchcart could carry her own series?

    1. QuantumEdge

      QuantumEdge

      Only if it were a hack-and-slash that was also part Bayonetta clone.

    2. Heckboy

      Heckboy

      I'm imagining Witchcart doing Bayonetta style attacks and it's not a pretty picture

    3. Ferno

      Ferno

      Everytime people here bring her up I feel like I need to finally play Tails Adventure just to see what the big deal with her is

    4. Heckboy

      Heckboy

      Witchcart's from Skypatrol. Not a great game tbh, and there's not much to her at all. I just like to meme her because she's so pointless and obscure.

      I *do* however encourage you to play Tails Adventure because it's a pretty fun little game.

  5. Toy story 4 should've been about Andy, out of college and unemployed, moving back home and spending his days arguing on the Buzz Lightyear forum.

    1. Heckboy

      Heckboy

      He collects funko pop versions of his old toys and the movie focuses on the pops' efforts to escape to the landfill so they can end their miserable existence

  6. sonic died in the game and his body came out of the gameboy and had hyperrealistic eyes and killed me 

    1. Polkadi~♪

      Polkadi~♪

      "Killed you?"

      ...

      ...

      "I got better."

    2. McGroose

      McGroose

      What the fuck does hyperrealistic even mean, is that shit 4K or what

    3. Polkadi~♪

      Polkadi~♪

      to be honest, i got no bloody clue.

      maybe hyperrealism is in 16K. in which case, hook me on to that shit.

    4. Heckboy

      Heckboy

      it's realistic but even more realisticer

  7. "the art of trolling was actually started from humans, but it wasn't called trolling it was called being a dick"

    1. Heckboy

      Heckboy

      Tails Gets Trolled is the greatest work of literature ever created

    2. QuantumEdge

      QuantumEdge

      "Versions that predate even that include "pulling your leg", "messed about" and "relax, man, I'm yanking your chain"."

  8. When the cold of winter comes
    Starless night will cover day
    In the veiling of the sun
    We will walk in bitter rain

    But in dreams
    I can hear your name
    And in dreams
    We will meet again

    When the seas and mountains
    And we come to end of days
    In the dark I hear a call
    Calling me there
    I will go there
    And back again

  9. New Topic: What kind of shoes are best for Sonic?

    Page 1: Well, I think the SOAP shoes were pretty cool, and...

    Page 3: Why the FUCK does Iizuka insist on shoving the Wisps into every FUCKING game now? Y'know Knuckles, Blaze, and Shadow have fans too, and I'm SICK of that HACK ignoring us. Before Pontaff ruined this franchise they used to be in every game! And it doesn't help that the Classic fanboys that Sega's been pandering to are so purist that they won't accept ANY character created after 1994. And...

    1. MarioAmigosYT

      MarioAmigosYT

      wow.... accurate

    2. Heckboy
    3. SupahBerry

      SupahBerry

      To be fair, I imagine the segueway from talking about shoes to damning new Sonic being somewhat smooth, with the first comment talking about how they hate Film Sonic's Nikes and then getting ten dozen upvotes two minutes later.

    4. Wraith

      Wraith

      ironic post about movie sonic's shoes that segues into a "no, but seriously.."

    5. Shaddy Zaphod

      Shaddy Zaphod

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      It works well even if I don't click 'read more'

    6. QuantumEdge

      QuantumEdge

      By this time next year we'll have to add in the part where it escalates into rants about how Nike is specifically responsible for the film sucking.

    7. Fusion-Ellipsis

      Fusion-Ellipsis

      *insert snarky post here*

  10. DREAM REALITY Make your dreams a reality. There's a company that makes the wildest stuff you can possibly imagine-and it doesn't just exist in the comics. Come join us at northropgrumman.com/dreams NORTHROP GRUUMMAN

  11. Captain Military-Industrial Complex, in theaters Friday

  12. Should've been a naked man with blue body paint. Make it some weird R-rated drama about a mentally ill man who thinks he's a hedgehog superhero. Go for a tone similar to James Gunn's Super.

    1. Tara

      Tara

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      Still a better movie

  13. LEAKED knuckles movie design

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    1. Blacklightning

      Blacklightning

      If you slapped halfassed, flat fur textures onto it I'd legitimately believe it

  14. I'm cancelling all video games. That's right. All video games - past, present, or future - are hereby cancelled. Take that, nerds.

    1. Ryannumber1gamer

      Ryannumber1gamer

      I cancel your cancellation of games.

      Take that, geek.

    2. QuantumEdge

      QuantumEdge

      And I'm cancelling both of your cancellations, haha!

      Take that, er, weebs, or something...

    3. Heckboy

      Heckboy

      damn

  15. Activism is when you buy products. Remember to always buy woke products because it's Right. Always buy into manufactured controversy surrounding disposable pop culture. It is your moral obligation to consume products that are Good and Woke.

  16. Sonic is canonically Catholic.

    1. Heckboy

      Heckboy

      he became Catholic after getting the seven Sacrament Emeralds

    2. Diogenes

      Diogenes

      so far, every god that sonic has met, he's punched it in the face

    3. Heckboy

      Heckboy

      false gods

    4. Diogenes

      Diogenes

      aren't they all

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    1. QuantumEdge

      QuantumEdge

      And if there were such a day, a nation of rot and decay would meet its saviour...

  18. healthcare, immigration, foreign policy, etc. are all important, sure, but what we really need to be asking all the candidates is whether or not they like The Last Jedi.

    1. RedFox99

      RedFox99

      What if they've never completely watched any of the sequel trilogy movies so far? 

    2. Heckboy

      Heckboy

      Then I'd vote for them

    3. QuantumEdge

      QuantumEdge

      The press better not fail the American people when it comes to the hard questions like that in 2020...

  19. kingdom farts pee

    haha

    1. KHCast
    2. Celestia
    3. SupahBerry

      SupahBerry

      it will nevah be as good as kingdum farts poo

  20. Big news: macedonia is now North Macedonia. Macedonia is now called North Macedonia and it's making the news. The Republic of North Macedonia... wow, the world is really changing.

    1. QuantumEdge

      QuantumEdge

      Weird, my news outlets haven't spoken a peep.  Looking into it though it's a pretty silly reason to rename a country just to stop Greece from getting huffy.

    2. Heckboy

      Heckboy

      Yeah, I was just being sarcastic. I only heard about it because it was on Wikipedia's main page. 

      It's all very silly, though I guess they're eager to join NATO so they did what they had to do.

    3. QuantumEdge

      QuantumEdge

      To me that's hilarious.  Because the smaller scale version would be me having to change my name to Derek, or something just to join the Cub Scouts :P

  21. 3,2,3,4-4,2,3 AND These men are PAWNS! I put a price of 20,000 dirham on their heads. Next they will be hailed as the true messenger of GOD! They were just a couple of songwriters, who came to Ishtar, to break into show business. Easy boy, easy boy, easy boy, easy boy! What the hell's the matter with him is he blind?! Well yeah he is, bu-but he's in perfect condition. So how did they wind up on everyone's hit list? Your life is in danger. Behave normally we have guns pointed at your back. No don't put your hands up you idiot! Oh little darlin'. My little darlin'. I can't believe these men may control the fate of the Middle East. Oh where, ar-are you? Do it! Ayiyiyiyiyiyi schmechahii buttahotsfayaaah! This is unbelievable. HOOPA HOOPA HOOPA Kno-ow well-a. That my love-a Are the two American messengers of god dead yet? Is this the oasis? Does this look like an oasis to you? Yeah look at the birds! Are those vultures? YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH Wa-as just fo-or you He's aiming at us! Would you stop being paranoid! Run schmuck, they're trying to kill us! Warren Beatty. Dustin Hoffman. Isabelle Adjani. Your girl? How did she get to be your girl? ONLY YOU! I think they're wonderful! Ishtar: Written and directed by Elaine May Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this is some of our best work!

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    1. QuantumEdge

      QuantumEdge

      I think this hit harder with me than it's supposed to...:confused:

    2. Heckboy
    3. QuantumEdge

      QuantumEdge

      It's cool though.  Maybe this is the wake up call Gotha- I mean people need, but don't deserve right now.

    4. Heckboy

      Heckboy

      I hope I didn't make you legit super depressed or anything. It *is* pretty true though. For me, at least. Too much internet is unhealthy

    5. QuantumEdge

      QuantumEdge

      Nah, it still got a laugh of me anyway because it was so true.  Funnily enough I've been putting more focus away from the ol' 'puter lately. 

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