Heckboy

gamers are the most oppressed people 😤

The sequel nobody wanted.

The problem is they will only hire you to write words on Taco Bell packets if you already have 10+ years of experience writing words on Taco Bell packets. Or at least that’s how I’ve felt in trying to get that exact type of job. >_>

You'll have to tell me about it when I see it 😉

They were never going to let Buzz do a lapdance, man. 

Can confirm this is true. My uncle works in Japan.

Unfortunately this does mean a lot of body pillow merchants will be going out of business.

Oh so it was you huh? Eh can't be expected to remember everyone in this planet.

b-but not making eye contact is rude af

Ah yeah, I saw God yesterday, when I was at the local supermarket. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

my favorite bible passage

Just another Monday afternoon/evening for our friendly neighborhood renegade angel

And now Ian's in the awkward place of being complimented by a guy he probably doesn't like.  

I'm sorry Ian. I know I criticize your writing sometimes but nobody deserves this.

Could be worse.  You could be Todd Howard.

love to be called out behind my back because I criticized someone's favorite baby book

now you're just like donald trump

negative nancy drumpf

I wish I wasn't an hermit and people talked shit about me on Twitter.

This is the most exciting day of my life. I finally made it big. I got called out on Twitter dot com.

>using Twitter

I don't use Twitter, @SBR2 is posting about me because I made a post on here he didn't like. He probably assumed I wouldn't see it, but he's done this before whenever he disagrees with someone, so I decided to check and sure enough!

Hey, that's not true!  He completely forgot about the posting super dank memes part, how could he forget about that part?

#Pingas/LoreIsLife

I'm sad I'm not more well known here for my epic ironic sense of humor but I guess angry posts tend to stick out more.

I don't know, your sense of humour's always stuck to me more than anything.  I mean, let's face it, angry posts are a dime a dozen.  A dank, ironic meme... that stays with someone forever.

Ok in fairness I know I need to stop doing that. But you going "Ian Flynn suck and I don't like his writing" is honestly not as insightful as you think it is.

I didn't say that though. You're being reductionist. I outlined why I think his writing is bad, and even specifically said I don't have anything against him personally. I even praised him for certain things and have done so multiple times in the past. What I am supposed to do? Blindly kiss his ass? Not voice my opinion? If people can gush about how great he is, why can't I say why I feel he's overrated?

And going "That's just your opinion" isn't insightful at all.

You could maybe do so in a less combative way? Like I don't know man in all the sites I've ever seen you on you seem overly angry that the comics or Ian's writing in general doesn't work for you. 

I will admit there are times, especially in the past, where I've probably gotten unnecessarily mad. But in this specific instance I felt I was very to the point. It's less anger and more exhaustion at this point. And it's extra frustrating when people don't even bother to provide counterarguments and instead just dismiss my posts as blind hatred.

Please see my post in IDW-

okay

this is epic

Sponsored by Epic Games

@Celestia

E3 is now an epic games store exclusive

zold

WHAT VIDEO GAME CHARACTER IS BLUE, GOES FAST, AND COLLECTS RINGS?

zorlda

dankey kang 

cash banooca

Lank

Welda

https://images.app.goo.gl/D9h7GzRJAXbMXwTR9

I'll keep saying he's next until smash 8 if I have to

steve is dead, we are free

steve is eternal

but i thought doom is eternal

actually it's wishes that are eternal

Actually, a Phoenix be eternal.

I hope they add more Anime swordsmen.

i will accept that but only if they add Minecraft Steve™

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

As long as people out there do stupid things, there will always be someone else that will make fun of it

no

Yes...

Listen to it enough times and it sounds like a cult chant.

(pause after 0:07, but it's not necessary)

He should be holding a Smash Invitation

You know the apocalypse is already happening when pop culture figurine series get their own breakfast food. 

Dear Sonic T Hedgehog:

Stopped getting owned by your ex-rival

1000 years from now an alien race will stumble upon earth, now devoid of any life. the only evidence of human civilization will be a mountain of forgotten funko pops

And those aliens will instantly toss them aside and declare "Meh, not worth the excavation money..."

We need a new one, and no, the Avatar sequels don't count.

It's somewhat amazes me that people can say with a straight face that Sonic has it easier than Star Wars. Especally when they even apply it with Episode 9 and the Sonic film.

I can sympathize with the ones who simply don’t like the direction Disney is taking with certain characters and content as a whole but other than that... again, yeah no. Saying you have it worse than the Sonic franchise is one of the biggest stretches one can make regarding this whole thing. Hyperbole at it’s finest.

nah its pretty good atm id rather it stay