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Heckboy

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Heckboy last won the day on November 18 2018

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About Heckboy

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    Provocative and fascinating
  • Birthday January 18

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  1. Image result for persecution of gamers in china

    1. Polkadi~♪

      Polkadi~♪

      gamers are the most oppressed people 😤

  2. anime was a mistake also world war iii is starting this summer

    1. Teoskaven

      Teoskaven

      The sequel nobody wanted.

  3. Going into debt by pursuing an english degree so i can achieve my lifelong dream of becoming the guy who writes the funny things on taco bell sauce packets

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      The problem is they will only hire you to write words on Taco Bell packets if you already have 10+ years of experience writing words on Taco Bell packets. Or at least that’s how I’ve felt in trying to get that exact type of job. >_>

  4. my idea for toy story 4 was better

    1. QuantumEdge

      QuantumEdge

      You'll have to tell me about it when I see it 😉

    2. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      They were never going to let Buzz do a lapdance, man. 

  5. Thank god, I was starting to get worried he'd been forgotten.
  6. anime is CANCELLED

    1. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      Can confirm this is true. My uncle works in Japan.

    2. QuantumEdge

      QuantumEdge

      Unfortunately this does mean a lot of body pillow merchants will be going out of business.

  7. sonic got all seven EPIC emeralds and can now become EPIC SONIC

  8. just ran into God outside the local Target... He was buying microwaveable mini tacos... we chatted a bit, but I couldn't make eye contact or else I'd turn to ash

    1. Corviknight

      Corviknight

      Oh so it was you huh? Eh can't be expected to remember everyone in this planet.

    2. Ferno

      Ferno

      b-but not making eye contact is rude af

    3. Polkadi~♪

      Polkadi~♪

      Ah yeah, I saw God yesterday, when I was at the local supermarket. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
      He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
      I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
      The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
      When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

    4. Heckboy

      Heckboy

      my favorite bible passage

    5. TCB

      TCB

      Just another Monday afternoon/evening for our friendly neighborhood renegade angel

  9. It's in response to a post that I've basically seen here OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER, one that deliberately ignores my points any time I criticize this fucking comic. I'm not even mad at that dude specifically, but this type of post gets old real quick.
  10. Negative Nancy Heckboy who by the way has ZERO writing experience says IDW Sonic is no good! VERY SAD! Well guess what Heckboy, I'm a big Sonic fan, the best, and I think IDW Sonic is the BEST COMIC IN HISTORY and I want to congratulate @IanFlynnBKC for making Sonic Great Again!

    1. QuantumEdge

      QuantumEdge

      And now Ian's in the awkward place of being complimented by a guy he probably doesn't like.  

    2. Heckboy

      Heckboy

      I'm sorry Ian. I know I criticize your writing sometimes but nobody deserves this.

    3. QuantumEdge

      QuantumEdge

      Could be worse.  You could be Todd Howard.

  11.  

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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I JUST GOT OWNED ON TWITTER DOT COM

    1. Heckboy

      Heckboy

      love to be called out behind my back because I criticized someone's favorite baby book

       

       

    2. Tornado

      Tornado

      now you're just like donald trump

    3. Heckboy

      Heckboy

      negative nancy drumpf

    4. gato

      gato

      I wish I wasn't an hermit and people talked shit about me on Twitter.

    5. Heckboy

      Heckboy

      This is the most exciting day of my life. I finally made it big. I got called out on Twitter dot com.

    6. Teoskaven

      Teoskaven

      >using Twitter

    7. Heckboy

      Heckboy

      I don't use Twitter, @SBR2 is posting about me because I made a post on here he didn't like. He probably assumed I wouldn't see it, but he's done this before whenever he disagrees with someone, so I decided to check and sure enough!

    8. QuantumEdge

      QuantumEdge

      Hey, that's not true!  He completely forgot about the posting super dank memes part, how could he forget about that part?

      #Pingas/LoreIsLife

    9. Heckboy

      Heckboy

      I'm sad I'm not more well known here for my epic ironic sense of humor but I guess angry posts tend to stick out more.

    10. QuantumEdge

      QuantumEdge

      I don't know, your sense of humour's always stuck to me more than anything.  I mean, let's face it, angry posts are a dime a dozen.  A dank, ironic meme... that stays with someone forever.

    11. SBR2

      SBR2

      Ok in fairness I know I need to stop doing that. But you going "Ian Flynn suck and I don't like his writing" is honestly not as insightful as you think it is.

    12. Heckboy

      Heckboy

      I didn't say that though. You're being reductionist. I outlined why I think his writing is bad, and even specifically said I don't have anything against him personally. I even praised him for certain things and have done so multiple times in the past. What I am supposed to do? Blindly kiss his ass? Not voice my opinion? If people can gush about how great he is, why can't I say why I feel he's overrated?

      And going "That's just your opinion" isn't insightful at all.

    13. SBR2

      SBR2

      You could maybe do so in a less combative way? Like I don't know man in all the sites I've ever seen you on you seem overly angry that the comics or Ian's writing in general doesn't work for you. 

    14. Heckboy

      Heckboy

      I will admit there are times, especially in the past, where I've probably gotten unnecessarily mad. But in this specific instance I felt I was very to the point. It's less anger and more exhaustion at this point. And it's extra frustrating when people don't even bother to provide counterarguments and instead just dismiss my posts as blind hatred.

    15. Tara

      Tara

      Please see my post in IDW-

       

  12. Where in that post did I state my opinion as fact? Those are all basically paraphrasing people's responses to criticisms of IDW and the Archie reboot over the years. And I can't wait for the day you reply with something other than "UH WELL THAT'S JUST YOUR OPINION" and actually address my points with counterarguments. I mean Shadowlax and DabigRG actually acknowledged what I said and provided interesting opinions of their own, and even though I disagree with some of it I at least appreciate that. But for some reason you seem incapable of that and instead just run back to your Twitter hugbox to point and go "UGH, SOME PEOPLE AMIRITE?" It's amazing because you've been called out on this before, I believe both on here and on Archie Sonic Online, and yet you continue to do this. Do you just not have anything insightful to say, ever? Do you only know how to snark at people behind their backs?
  13. Well I guess we're getting Toy Story 5 in 2030 when half the cast is dead.

  14. It's a tongue-in-cheek meme response because I'm tired of repeating myself. Plus responding with "I don't get why you think the writing is bad" is hardly a counter when I literally just explained why I think the writing is bad. If you want me to be more concise, here: IDW, like some of Ian's previous work, is running in place and has been for over a year. Ian loves long-term buildup but often fails to make the individual stories in the present engaging enough on their own. There are exceptions to this (the Champions arc in Archie, for instance), but this is the big problem with his writing. IDW has been extremely formulaic to the point where I can't even remember what event happened in which issue. There are no vibrant setpieces, no exciting or well-choreographed fight scenes, no conflicts or mysteries that are solved in interesting or clever ways. Just point A to point B plots with stilted, expository dialogue peppered with I CLAPPED BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT THAT REFERENCE IS moments that fans eat up. Again, the mandates thing is a meme response because none of this is restricted by the mandates. Just tell a basic funny book story with a few neat twists and turns. This is a visually vibrant series, so maybe have settings that aren't just "nameless generic village" or "grassy field" or "cave". Have action sequences that don't just consist of characters commenting on their situation, solving their problem in one page, then commenting how easy/hard it was. That's all.
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