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Heckboy

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Heckboy last won the day on July 4

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About Heckboy

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  • Birthday January 18

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  1. just ran into God outside the local Target... He was buying microwaveable mini tacos... we chatted a bit, but I couldn't make eye contact or else I'd turn to ash

    1. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      Oh so it was you huh? Eh can't be expected to remember everyone in this planet.

    2. Ferno

      Ferno

      b-but not making eye contact is rude af

    3. Polkadi~☆

      Polkadi~☆

      Ah yeah, I saw God yesterday, when I was at the local supermarket. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
      He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
      I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
      The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
      When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

    4. Heckboy

      Heckboy

      my favorite bible passage

    5. TCB

      TCB

      Just another Monday afternoon/evening for our friendly neighborhood renegade angel

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