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Ivo the Coldsteel last won the day on May 16 2016

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  1. loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

    1. Polkadi~♪

      Polkadi~♪

      laughing out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out loud

    2. TailsTellsTales

      TailsTellsTales

      You have used your limit of letter o's today and therefore forbidden to use letter o's until the next day comes when new supply of o's arrive.

    3. Harkofthewaa

      Harkofthewaa

      Are you trying to go further beyond and become the legendary Super Saiyan LOL?

    4. Pelvic WOO! engine

      Pelvic WOO! engine

      The epic tale of a two Ls who love each other very much but are separated by a hundred-something os.

  2. Ivo the Coldsteel

    The General 'Murican Politics Thread

    She's a hawkish psychopath who basically spent her entire time as ambassador trying to drum up support for America's imperialist fuckery in the Middle East, specifically in Syria and Iran. I'll call her whatever I damn well please. So kindly piss off with this "oh how sad, what happened to civility, muh centrism" shit.
  3. Ivo the Coldsteel

    The General 'Murican Politics Thread

    Thank fucking god, although they'll probably just replace her with another condescending warmongering bitch.
  4. Sonic the Hedgehog. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up. He can run at sound speed, take out enemies in a flash, and best of all, he's blue-colored and knows how to handle the females. Speaking of females, the Sonic universe might also be classified as Hot Chick Heaven, because there's such a mess of beautiful and tough women that it'll make you love the franchise even more. And since Valentine's Day is around the corner, I've been inspired to make a top 10 list of the most beautiful female Sonic characers. Grab yourself a snack and a glass of orange juice, and try not to reach through the screen because heeeere we goooooooo!

    1. VEDJ-F

      VEDJ-F

      *Man in tacky tracksuit then proceeds to run down the road to a generic rushing sound effect, not even getting out of the view of the shot when the footage ends*

    2. SupahBerry

      SupahBerry

      So about a third of a year away counts as "around the corner?"

  5. Ivo the Coldsteel

    IDW's Sonic the Hedgehog

    Yeah, Sega needs to cater to the HARDCORE 13-year-old audience more.
  6. Sonic Forces only got negative reception because of Russian bots. Take that, nerds.

    1. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      Maybe YOU'RE a russian bot

    2. Shaddy the Zaphod

      Shaddy the Zaphod

      Even woker: Sonic Forces got mixed reception

    3. Yeow

      Yeow

      Maybe you're a Russian sandwich

    4. SupahBerry
    5. Ivo the Coldsteel
  7. Why would anyone make a AAA RPG based on one of the the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

    Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

    >a-at least the books were good though

    "No!"

    The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

    I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

    1. Adamabba

      Adamabba

      Why would anyone make a AAA RPG based on one of the the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

      Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

      >a-at least the books were good though

      "No!"

      The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

      I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

    2. VEDJ-F

      VEDJ-F

      because it sells

    3. JezMM

      JezMM

      Man I can't imagine being this bitter that a thing I don't like is popular

    4. Wraith

      Wraith

      (your responses are legitimate but this is a copypasta)

    5. Teoskaven

      Teoskaven

      Nice pasta.

    6. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      Pssh

      Nothing personnel kid

    7. SupahBerry

      SupahBerry

      B E E F 

      W O M E N

    8. Ivo the Coldsteel
  8. I'll be disappointed if Smash doesn't have a new retro rep this time around (like how Melee brought back Ice Climbers, Brawl brought back Pit, 4 brought back the Duck Hunt dog). I don't want more third party fucks, bring back something obscure from Nintendo's history.

    1. Thigoblin

      Thigoblin

      Where's Lip, dangit

    2. KHCast

      KHCast

      Meh, of those, duck hunt was the only interesting one for me,(though I liked pit after he was given a personality in uprising, but by then he wasn’t a “retro” character) so I’m fine with if we don’t see a new “retro” character 

    3. Ivo the Coldsteel

      Ivo the Coldsteel

      I'd be fine if they just brought in other Nintendo characters period, I'm sick of third parties at this point

    4. KHCast

      KHCast

      Limiting Smash to Nintendo only is when the gates for anyone are now open, seems a bit...well limiting. If they’re creative and fun, why does it matter if they’re Nintendo or not? The Nintendo focus isn’t totally lost either 

    5. SupahBerry

      SupahBerry

      "You motha f**kas invite Non-Nintendo characters onto my track?!?!"

  9. You can't hide the truth forever. By now everyone is aware that Eggman is an asset of GUN and that the Prison Island incident was planned by GUN themselves. Not to mention several notable figures in the United Federation government have business ties with Eggman Industries.

    1. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      collusion chaos zone

  10. honestly bugs me that the inklings didn't get a proper "JOINS THE BATTLE" reveal

    1. Polkadi~♪

      Polkadi~♪

      INKLINGS Splat Their Turf!

    2. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      Honestly I kinda keep forgetting they're in the game. 

    3. Ivo the Coldsteel

      Ivo the Coldsteel

      Same, actually. Probably in part because they didn't get a proper reveal

  11. thought of a great, original premise for an adult animated show

    it's a comedy about a guy

    but get this

    the guy is actually depressed and nihilistic

    feels like not a lot of shows explore those themes

    1. QuantumEdge

      QuantumEdge

      Yeah, when you look at it that broadly, you realise a lot of people like to copy those kinds of beats.

      Rick and Morty wasn't the first and will never ever be the last.

    2. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      so deep man

    3. E-122-Psi

      E-122-Psi

      Also the entire cast consists of sociopathically vile or stupid characters and anyone who is remotely likeable exists solely to be abused. Oh and comeuppances should be actively avoided because no one above their teens appreciates catharsis.

    4. Ivo the Coldsteel

      Ivo the Coldsteel

      it'll also feature lots of superficial pop culture/"geeky" references

  12. I dunno, where does anyone want the Modern brand to go after almost 20 years of mediocrity? Mania and tie-in stuff like Mania Adventures have completely revitalized the Classic series, now take this as a chance to branch out more with that consistently more well-received visual style and gameplay.
  13. A spectwe is haunting Euwope – the spectwe of communyism. Aww the powews of owd Euwope have entewed into a howy awwiance to exowcise this spectwe: Pope and Tsaw, Mettewnyich and Guizot, Fwench Wadicaws and Gewman powice-spies. Whewe is the pawty in opposition that has nyot been decwied as communyistic by its opponyents in powew? Whewe is the opposition that has nyot huwwed back the bwanding wepwoach of communyism, against the mowe advanced opposition pawties, as weww as against its weactionyawy advewsawies? Two things wesuwt fwom this fact: I. Communyism is awweady acknyowwedged by aww Euwopean powews to be itsewf a powew. II. It is high time that Communyists shouwd openwy, in the face of the whowe wowwd, pubwish theiw views, theiw aims, theiw tendencies, and meet this nyuwsewy tawe of the Spectwe of Communyism with a manyifesto of the pawty itsewf. To this end, Communyists of vawious nyationyawities have assembwed in Wondon and sketched the fowwowing manyifesto, to be pubwished in the Engwish, Fwench, Gewman, Itawian, Fwemish and Danyish wanguages. I. Bouwgeois and Pwowetawians* The histowy of aww hithewto existing society† is the histowy of cwass stwuggwes. Fweeman and swave, patwician and pwebeian, wowd and sewf, guiwd-mastew‡ and jouwnyeyman, in a wowd, oppwessow and oppwessed, stood in constant opposition to onye anyothew, cawwied on an unyintewwupted, nyow hidden, nyow open fight, a fight that each time ended, eithew in a wevowutionyawy weconstitution of society at wawge, ow in the common wuin of the contending cwasses. In the eawwiew epochs of histowy, we find awmost evewywhewe a compwicated awwangement of society into vawious owdews, a manyifowd gwadation of sociaw wank. In ancient Wome we have patwicians, knyights, pwebeians, swaves; in the Middwe Ages, feudaw wowds, vassaws, guiwd-mastews, jouwnyeymen, appwentices, sewfs; in awmost aww of these cwasses, again, subowdinyate gwadations. The modewn bouwgeois society that has spwouted fwom the wuins of feudaw society has nyot donye away with cwass antagonyisms. It has but estabwished nyew cwasses, nyew conditions of oppwession, nyew fowms of stwuggwe in pwace of the owd onyes.

    1. Ferno

      Ferno

      i just wanted a salad

  14. We live in a society

    1. RedFox99

      RedFox99

      Where students are forced to be in massive debt at the chance of having decent jobs when they're adults.

    2. Ivo the Coldsteel
    3. Ferno

      Ferno

      i cant wait for water is wet to take off next

    4. Ivo the Coldsteel
    5. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      this content has more merit than every peachette meme

    6. Celestia

      Celestia

      Fuck you Veronica

  15. The Hard-Boiled Heavies are a better fit for Classic because their entire look is based on Classic badniks. They fit better with that particular aesthetic and world. And if you were to redesign them to not look like Classic EggRobos to fit with the Modern branch... why even bother? Just make new characters or revive the E-100s. Oh, and while I'm here, here's my unpopular opinion: Ian Flynn is good but massively overrated by this fanbase. IDW Sonic has been mostly mediocre so far. I don't think this is because of the dreaded SEGA MANDATES as much as it is Flynn stumbles a bit when he doesn't have a giant deepest lore sandbox to play around with right off the bat. The Cosmo series that he recently did is another example of this. He's also sometimes too reliant on fanservice/references as well as on characters just giving massive exposition dumps.
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