Sixth-Rate Soma

I want you to give me your best testbish impression

Testbish, I can't hide my feelings any longer! You're the only one for me!!

what makes testbish special as an SSMB member?

I hope Testbish senpai will notice me, uguuuu~!

reaction: butts all over the dang place

what have i done

sonic stadium, do you bleed??

Cmon guys, try to be a little optimistic. We've been through so, SO much worse. This looks like it'll end up alright, for better or worse

This second season to Sonic Underground looks a bit out there.

Guys, if this announcement ends up being Sonic Adventure 3, SA3 discussion is STILL banned from the forums >:U

There's no real game, SEGA just wanted our attention because we never call them anymore

There's no real game, SEGA just wanted our attention because we never call them anymore

I'm not playing Sonic 3K so why are we getting BLUE BALLS

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Announcement Hopes...

i am the soma. i am the best character on the show.

I'm hoping your day is EXCELLENT!
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I am the queen of the universe. The waves part, and they engulf me and the water is warm.

Goodnight and God bless, comrades.

Fell down the stairs! What fun!

so uh i guess we stopped caring about usernames offending children huh

hello it is me the soma

hello it is me the soma

IN ACCORDANCE WITH OUR PUBLIC RELATION DEPARTMENT'S INSISTENCE ON QUOTE "MORE HUMANE INTERACTIONS WITH TEST SUBJECTS" AND QUOTE "PLEASE STOP TELEPORTING THE LOWER HALF OF MY BODY INTO A POCKET DIMENSION OF PURE AGONY," I HAVE COMPILED A POLL FOR YOU, SSMB.
 
IN THE EVENT OF A RESONANCE CASCADE RESULTING IN THE EXTINCTION OF 67.82% OF THE WORLD'S POPULATION, WOULD YOU RATHER:
A. SURRENDER TO YOUR NEW ROBOT OVERLORDS, CONGRATULATING THEM ON BEING BETTER AND MORE RESISTANT TO FAST-FOODS THAN YOU COULD EVER HOPE TO IMAGINE.
B. THROW A PARTY FOR YOUR NEW ROBOT OVERLORDS, ADMIRING THEIR EFFICIENCY WITH DEADLY NEURO-TOXIN AND TURNING IN ANY HUMAN REBELS WHO MAY THINK THEIR MORTAL TIES TO YOU ARE IN ANY WAY A SHIELD FROM SAID DEADLY NEURO-TOXIN.
C. WORSHIP YOUR NEW ROBOT OVERLORDS WITH THE RITUAL SACRIFICE OF APERTURE'S PUBLIC RELATION PROFESSIONALS GREGORY VAN HORN AND KEVIN DANIELS, WHOSE INSISTENCE ON QUOTE "NOT DYING" WILL RING HORRIBLY IRONIC. BECAUSE THEY WILL BE DEAD.
D. ALL OF THE ABOVE.

IN ACCORDANCE WITH OUR PUBLIC RELATION DEPARTMENT'S INSISTENCE ON QUOTE "MORE HUMANE INTERACTIONS WITH TEST SUBJECTS" AND QUOTE "PLEASE STOP TELEPORTING THE LOWER HALF OF MY BODY INTO A POCKET DIMENSION OF PURE AGONY," I HAVE COMPILED A POLL FOR YOU, SSMB.
 
IN THE EVENT OF A RESONANCE CASCADE RESULTING IN THE EXTINCTION OF 67.82% OF THE WORLD'S POPULATION, WOULD YOU RATHER:
A. SURRENDER TO YOUR NEW ROBOT OVERLORDS, CONGRATULATING THEM ON BEING BETTER AND MORE RESISTANT TO FAST-FOODS THAN YOU COULD EVER HOPE TO IMAGINE.
B. THROW A PARTY FOR YOUR NEW ROBOT OVERLORDS, ADMIRING THEIR EFFICIENCY WITH DEADLY NEURO-TOXIN AND TURNING IN ANY HUMAN REBELS WHO MAY THINK THEIR MORTAL TIES TO YOU ARE IN ANY WAY A SHIELD FROM SAID DEADLY NEURO-TOXIN.
C. WORSHIP YOUR NEW ROBOT OVERLORDS WITH THE RITUAL SACRIFICE OF APERTURE'S PUBLIC RELATION PROFESSIONALS GREGORY VAN HORN AND KEVIN DANIELS, WHOSE INSISTENCE ON QUOTE "NOT DYING" WILL RING HORRIBLY IRONIC. BECAUSE THEY WILL BE DEAD.
D. ALL OF THE ABOVE.

You can't run through a camp ground.
You can only ran because it's past tents.