Jeffhog

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  1. We transcend and go further beyond.
  2. I think... you would be a GREAT sidekick for me.

    1. Dee Dude

      Dee Dude

      No Knuckles...

    2. Twat

      Twat

      No Jeff, I'm looking for a sidekick. Someone who is willing to put with me and play RoL co-op.

    3. Kiah

      Kiah

      ...I'm looking for someone to be my sidekick.

    4. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      We'd have to change all of your names though. I'm thinking... Jeffhog... Junior!

    5. Twat

      Twat

      Back in the basement, you go.

    6. Kiah

      Kiah

      *crosses you off my list via a big X*

    7. Fusion Flare

      Fusion Flare

      Ohhh! A reprov? I love a reprov!

      I'M A CRAZY PIZZA MAN! Who juggles and sings! 

      OH WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN

  3. I gotta say though... Considering the plot's focus on Eggman's high speed Bot Racers, I'd have thought Metal Sonic of all known Eggman robots would have made some sort of appearance in this game outside of unlockable Sonic Boom production art. I'm guessing they just didn't want to risk pulling the spotlight away from D-Fekt or have a character as significant as Metal play second banana, but it would've been neat to unlock him as a playable character for the races as a 100% reward. Or... you know, get something as a reward for completing the game in full. But hey, at least there ain't a dance party.
  4. How about a joke?

    1. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      “A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”

      The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound.

      The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”

      The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.

      Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.

      The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.

      The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”

      The man says, “All right, all right. I’m dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?”

      The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.”

      The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.”

      The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.”

      The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.”

      The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?”

      The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

      Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.

      The man demands the key to the stone door.

      The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.

      He demands another key from the monks, who provide it.

      Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire.

      So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.

      Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.”

      The man is relieved to no end.

      He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.

      But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk.”

    2. Crow the BOOLET
    3. FlareSakithaSol

      FlareSakithaSol

      Really, now that got me

    4. Forte-Metallix
    5. Bastet

      Bastet

       Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”

    6. Knucklesgirl
    7. FlareSakithaSol

      FlareSakithaSol

      @Bastet because of how you worded tht, I read that in a Russian accent

    8. Forte-Metallix

      Forte-Metallix

      A monster's walking with a kid into the woods in the middle of the night. The kid looks up and says, "Gee, mister, these woods sure are scary!"

      The monster looks down at him and says, "Hey, buddy, how do you think feel? I'm the one that has to walk back through them alone!"

       

  5. Dogpile on the robot! DOGPILE ON THE ROBOT!

    1. Twat

      Twat

      Never change Knuckles, never change.

    2. Fusion Flare

      Fusion Flare

      Who're wrestling with tonight?

  6. I've thought of making a cute and fun news piece showing off some Fire & Ice Miiverse drawings at some point. Saving a few of them preemptively!

  7. Who'd like to read my Sonic Boom: Fire & Ice review? I'm quite proud of it! :D https://www.gamnesia.com/reviews/sonic-boom-fire-ice-is-as-fast-and-as-fun-as-sonic-games-should-be-review

    1. Twat

      Twat

      I approve, but tell me. Did any of the Season 2 previews reveal the date when it starts airing or should I just wait until I get the damn game?

    2. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      No release date, but it did tease a few episodes!

    3. Twat

      Twat

      I'm guessing one of those teasers was the same teaser we saw at the 25th Anniversary party, right? 

    4. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      There are space suits among the concept art, so I'd assume it'll have something to do with that meteor episode

    5. Twat

      Twat

      Nice, only half an hour until the EG Games that has my pre-order is open.

    6. Lucidream

      Lucidream

      Best review on Sonic Boom Fire&Ice I've read insofar. You didn't make many vague points. You justified your points and elaborated on it's impact. I would say you do lack in opinion in several parts, such as the story segment, but you present a somewhat solid opinion at the end that I can understand based off your previous arguments.   

      Good job! Definitely something to be proud off. I knew I could depend on SSMB for a good review :D 

    7. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      @Lucidream Thanks for your input! I'll keep that in mind for a future review, but your words mean a whole lot. :D

      If anything I just didn't want to be "that" reviewer talking about how SEGA or Sonic have been in hard times for X amount of years because clickbait – I'm proud of the fact I just spoke of Boom alone. :)

    8. Kiah

      Kiah

      That was a very enjoyable review. Well explained and didn't give me a headache like Sonic reviews tend to do mainly due to the clickbait. Actually gave me a favorable viewpoint of the game which was sorely needed on my end as I haven't been feeling Fire and Ice at all so you did good. Nice job :)

  8. Gamnesia — 7/10 I wrote this one!
  9. A useless rip. 

     

  10. I don't see the harm in mentioning it now, but the review embargo for Fire & Ice will be lifted at 9am Eastern tomorrow morning!

    "how does he know this," you might wonder

    "jeff, you hunkishly handsome devil you," you are thinking

    1. Twat

      Twat

      Jeffy Boi, you beautiful bastard. YOU DIDN'T?!

      How could YOU?! AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH?!

    2. Jeffhog
    3. Radiant Hero Ike

      Radiant Hero Ike

      I was actually thinking about your good taste in avatars but

    4. Twat

      Twat

      ohYES.thumb.gif.8481355fb1968b4a8c045b5a81cbd5e4.gif

      I'm expecting a shout out on your review then. This was my meme ;-;

  11. In case any of you might be curious (I don't see the harm in mentioning it now at least), the review embargo will be lifted tomorrow morning at 6 Pacific/9 Eastern, so you can get a better feel of the game for yourself before picking it up then! how do I know this, you might wonder
  12. SOOOONIC! HEEEEROOOOOOOOOES!

    1. Cyrus

      Cyrus

      seeEETTINNNTHESTAAAYYFOOR A

      heeeEEERO PARAASSGFHSWGLEJ