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  1. You know what I like about abortions? They really bring out the kid in you.

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    2. Solkia

      Solkia

      I bet if Homem made this joke yall would be laughing

    3. Abominal SnowTaz

      Abominal SnowTaz

      I mean...someone could be a parent here....

    4. Uraraka

      Uraraka

      that is terrible and sad >:(

    5. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      @Solkia: No, because I like to think I have -some- taste.

    6. Abominal SnowTaz

      Abominal SnowTaz

      I mean..someone could have lost their child...

    7. goku262002

      goku262002

      Its a homem level joke, c'mon guys seriously...

    8. DocAzure

      DocAzure

      Pffft, didn't think this would cause 'controversy'.

    9. KHCast

      KHCast

      @goku well sorry we don't share the same humor

    10. Enderwoman

      Enderwoman

      what just what

    11. KHCast

      KHCast

      @doc if a meme and sonic can cause controversy why can't this?

    12. Abominal SnowTaz

      Abominal SnowTaz

      I mean...a little girl is crying over their lost puppy...

    13. Solkia

      Solkia

      I expect outrage on Homem's next joke or you're all hypocrites.

    14. KHCast

      KHCast

      Depends on what his joke is.

    15. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      @Solkia: The difference is that Homem doesn't shoot straight for the most offensive punch-line he can.

    16. goku262002

      goku262002

      Again, what Solkia said. Homem has made worse jokes.

      Solkia, get out of my head. ;p

    17. Uraraka

      Uraraka

      If homem said this, i would be posting there too

    18. Jacky

      Jacky

      Oh shut up everyone this is pretty tame compared to other jokes you guys have laughed at.

    19. Enderwoman

      Enderwoman

      This joke is horrible, its a fucking abortion joke.

    20. KHCast

      KHCast

      Is it really bad or unexpected that some people find this joke offensive or poor in taste?

    21. Uraraka

      Uraraka

      yeah. I am with endy and Eraqus on this.

    22. goku262002

      goku262002

      Hypocrites. Seriously, we have laughed at worse.

      Whatever.

    23. DocAzure

      DocAzure

      I dunno about you guys, but I think we should 'abort' this status before it gets out of hand.

    24. Uraraka

      Uraraka

      enough abortion jokes. and I agree, Lock this!

    25. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      @Goku: Please don't include me in your collective "we," if you'd kindly.

    26. Uraraka

      Uraraka

      thanks soma, me nither !

  2. GAME TIME! Name awesome things that don't exist yet. GO.

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    2. LoseR

      LoseR

      @Vizzard Now I want that to happen :U

    3. Cola

      Cola

      @debug

      Jesus is Jesus

      therefore he is also every variation of Jesus out there

    4. Mr. Awesomest

      Mr. Awesomest

      An RPG based around music (all genres).

    5. LoseR

      LoseR

      The webcomic I mean.

    6. Celestia

      Celestia

      Sonic Generations 2: This Time It's Personal

    7. Cola

      Cola

      Sonic Goes to the Store: The Animated Adaptation

    8. Rusty Spy

      Rusty Spy

      A GOOD 3D SONIC GAME!*shot*

    9. Ruby Havoc

      Ruby Havoc

      Breadsticks: The Movie.

    10. pppp

      pppp

      A good Michael Bay movie.

    11. Cola

      Cola

      The final build of Dreadlocked

      we have an engine and we're actually legitimately implementing things, before you ask

    12. neezTHEhuman

      neezTHEhuman

      a great, not good, but great 3D Sonic game

    13. Rusty Spy

      Rusty Spy

      A THEATRICAL SONIC MOVIE

    14. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      @EoC7: Oh my god. XD

    15. LoseR

      LoseR

      FLYING PIGS

    16. Rusty Spy

      Rusty Spy

      A SEAN TV SHOW

    17. Debug Ring

      Debug Ring

      Mario and Sonic on an actual adventure and not playing sport.

    18. LoseR
    19. Rusty Spy

      Rusty Spy

      HALF-LIFE 3

    20. Rusty Spy

      Rusty Spy

      MY OWN TWIN

    21. PeanutButterDimond

      PeanutButterDimond

      My Little Pony Friendship is Magic: The Movie. In theaters.

    22. Rusty Spy

      Rusty Spy

      LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOTSA RAPE!

    23. LoseR

      LoseR

      WORLD PEACE

    24. Rusty Spy

      Rusty Spy

      ROBOTNIK PORN

    25. KHCast

      KHCast

      Boooooooooooooooossssshhhhht!: in full explorable 3d!

    26. LoseR

      LoseR

      @Black Spy

      You don't know that.

      I mean... HOW WOULD I KNOW?!?! >8U

  3. What the heck, 9 likes and a PM on my return! *reads PM* ...*!* HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHITNOWAYNOWAYNOWAY. ;A; NO. FREAKING. WAY. YES, I ACCEPT.

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    2. Sean

      Sean

      Oh my, what could it be

    3. Noir
    4. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      AYE, LAD, WHAT'RE YE ON ABOUT!!!! IS IT GONNA COST ME ANY MONEY?!

    5. Rusty Spy

      Rusty Spy

      Jeff is now a mod.

      RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!

    6. Phantomime

      Phantomime

      Hey, if you do become a mod

      you realize this means you gotta get an anime avatar right

    7. Solkia

      Solkia

      I'm going to be horribly scared if Jeff is a mod.

    8. Autosaver

      Autosaver

      You will be banned in 24 hours? It explains the amount of "likes" and the panic. Ha ha, I kid!

    9. Noir

      Noir

      Phantomime raises a good point, but also remember that you have to hate Sonic

    10. Solkia

      Solkia

      Anime avatar?

      hahaha... I have a few if you want one Jeff.

    11. A Match in Oil Ocean Zone

      A Match in Oil Ocean Zone

      I will always love you

      -whitey hustin

    12. Dark Qiviut

      Dark Qiviut

      I have a HUGE guess what *this* is! :D

    13. Felix

      Felix

      oh nu, dis ain't gud. Jeff, if you ever become a mod, I'll give you 100 dollars so you won't ban me. :P

    14. Jetronic

      Jetronic

      sounds interesting =o

    15. Tornado

      Tornado

      Good point Pyro. That is Step One.

    16. Sean

      Sean

      No one hates Sonic more than I do!

    17. Dark Qiviut

      Dark Qiviut

      Actually, he can just put up a "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" avatar instead. ;)

      Be different, be evil! ;)

    18. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Sean, your hate is forever unrivalled. I can never hope to be like you.

    19. Dark Qiviut

      Dark Qiviut

      [ No one loves Sonic more than I do! ]

      Fixed. ^^

    20. Felix
    21. Felix
    22. Felix
    23. Felix
    24. Felix
    25. Felix

      Felix

      retg5ryh56turh67y5tu

    26. Felix

      Felix

      rffrrtg64tr

  4. HEY. ASK ME SHIT ABOUT THE MUSIC ALBUM. THIS STATUS ONLY.

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    2. Soniman

      Soniman

      Is it almost done?

    3. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      GRILLED, GREG. GRILLED. LIKE A KICKASS OUTDOORS BARBECUE.

    4. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      SONIMAN, IT'LL BE FEBRUARY LIKE LAST YEAR. SO MUCH SONGAGE.

    5. JemiDove

      JemiDove

      HOW MANY ALBUM COVERS WILL THERE BEEEEE

    6. Wentos

      Wentos

      WILL IT HAVE GREEN EEEEEYES?

    7. Celestia

      Celestia

      ARE YOU YELLING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE THE ALBUM HAS TAKEN CONTROL OF YOUR MIND?

    8. NGw00d

      NGw00d

      IT BETTER FUCKING NOT KP OR NO BUY.

    9. Wentos

      Wentos

      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

    10. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      NO IDEA JEMI, I HAVEN'T RECEIVED ANYYYY YET.

      KP, GREEN EYES ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE.

      ELEMENT. YES.

    11. NGw00d

      NGw00d

      FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

    12. Wentos

      Wentos

      WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT ITS POWER LEVEL?

    13. FourCartridge

      FourCartridge

      *serious question* Any dubstep in the album or something like it?

    14. Celestia
    15. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      @Beat: No excessive wubbing, but it's sprinkled.

    16. Wentos

      Wentos

      ANSWER MY QUESTION VIZARD

    17. Jeffhog
    18. XD375

      XD375

      Are there ten Sky Fortress remixes?

    19. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Just one, actually! xD

    20. XD375

      XD375

      Dangit, I was hoping for fifteen. Which act is it primarily based on? Which genre does it fall under?

      pleaseberockwithelectronicelements

    21. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Act 3 with badass electronics going on (some would say it should've sounded like this).

    22. #AR

      #AR

      ON A SCALE OF AWESOME TO GODDAMN! WHAT WOULD YOU RATE THE PROGRESS SO FAR?

    23. XD375

      XD375

      ...I'm shaking with excitement already.

    24. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      @XD375: As you should be!

      @Ash: GODDAMN!

    25. Rigby

      Rigby

      can i enter now? im a little late

    26. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Oh hey, sandwich! Dude, you got 'til February. xD Come on down to the thread! Same place as usual!

  5. It confuses me how Sonic 1 and sonic2sonic aren't even BANNED on the SEGA Forums. Their threads get deleted, their posts get reported, yet nothing. Seriously, what the hell?

    1. Solkia

      Solkia

      You've been there longer than I have and you're suprised?

      BalishChannel is the one who needs to be banned.

    2. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Haven't encountered Balish. Seriously, now I'm honestly making it my mission for those two to be permanently kicked from the forum. All they do is stir up shit, it gets cleaned up, and they're at it again.

    3. The Dead Skin

      The Dead Skin

      OCCUPY SEGA FORUMS

    4. Solkia

      Solkia

      Don't bother Jeff. Advisor and I have tried ever since he first got there. The admins are too stupid.

    5. legendboy1988

      legendboy1988

      They haven't done anything to get banned.

    6. Cola

      Cola

      They will just make new accounts. Rinse and repeat.

    7. Solkia

      Solkia

      .... how much you wan't to bet sonic 1's password is sonic1sonic?

    8. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      @legendboy: you really don't know how big a problem they are, don't you.

      @Others: If anything though, Sonic 1 is starting to get a bit troublesome to the mods. Heck, I've got two of his threads deleted because he was harassing another member. All I have to do is keep at it.

    9. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      @Triple B: Doesn't work. D:

    10. Komodin

      Komodin

      Hm, back in my day, we had troublemakers like Blockade and You88 fouling up the SEGA Forums. Things just aren't the same...

    11. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      What were those two like?

    12. Detective Shadzter

      Detective Shadzter

      There are mods at the SEGA Forums?

    13. Komodin

      Komodin

      HUGE Shadow Fanboy and Idiotic Troll, respectively.

    14. HUNTER297

      HUNTER297

      Sonic1 is just stupid troll and Sonic2Sonic is his "Aprrentice". Both are idiots. Oh and Sonic1 could at least try to write in proper English. He doesnt even use capital letters or dots. And of course "Anal Stadium" is phrase.

    15. HUNTER297

      HUNTER297

      I mean that "anal stadium" is his phrase

    16. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      @Komodin We had Shadowhedgehog recently, but he got banned too, thank GOD.

      @Shadzter: They really need to be a bit more active. Starting against those two.

    17. Detective Shadzter

      Detective Shadzter

      @VizardJeffhog: Yeah, it's pretty shocking how little they take action there. They could do with sorting out all of the duplicate threads too. Also, why does everyone have to have their own topic to give an opinion on a game? Why can't everyone post their opinion in one thread?

    18. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      I know. A new topic speaking about the same damn thing are sprouting all over the place like inbreds.

      That said, I'm basically being a background moderator there.

    19. Komodin

      Komodin

      @Vizard: How bad was this Shadowhedgehog character? I can't imagine him being much worse than Blockade.

    20. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Thinks a bit too highly of Shadow, bitches at everyone with a different opinion, shitty grammar and so on. Basically the shadow1shadow equivalent.

    21. Komodin

      Komodin

      Ah, gotcha. Blockade was just a bit worse, though.

    22. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      I might take a look at his history, since you seem bothered by this guy. How worse are we speaking?

    23. Komodin

      Komodin

      He was basically ChaosNightmareMoon if he tried being a faux-intellectual jerkass.

    24. Jeffhog
  6. Working on the mysterious new Saturday column! Wanna keep guessing?

    1. Noir
    2. Komodin

      Komodin

      Sure. Just make it good.

    3. Senator NinjaShark
    4. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Why does everyone keep saying ponies? I don't get it! 8O

    5. Octarine

      Octarine

      >Saturday

      >mystery

      Probably ponies, yeah.

    6. Gregzilla

      Gregzilla

      Cats with bread on their heads

    7. Neon
    8. Rigby

      Rigby

      Small horses

    9. Lady Soniko

      Lady Soniko

      a mix of all these ideas because in reality... you haven't even started the column and are looking for ideas?

      also Ponies

    10. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      You all disappoint me... D':

    11. Rigby
    12. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      @Samus: I actually have started! Already got the content to be featured, all that's left is to write about it.

    13. PeanutButterDimond

      PeanutButterDimond

      Small multi-coloured equines.

    14. Cola

      Cola

      I'm in it.

      ...

      ...

      ...

      i wish i was

    15. Lamor

      Lamor

      Hobbits being taken to Isengard?

    16. Alex2Beta

      Alex2Beta

      Something that is in no way related to puny versions of horses that happen to be colored with the "You gotta have Blue hair" trope cause that's "MAGIC"?

    17. Jeffhog
    18. Old dead account

      Old dead account

      A small hooved mammal that is property of myself. Make it happen

    19. Cola

      Cola

      I don't think it's ponies.

      It's Sanic related, that's for sure. Is it about Episode Metal?

      No, wait, scratch that.

      It BETTER be about Double K.

    20. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Cola gets points for not thinking ponies.

    21. Cola

      Cola

      I am honored.

    22. Rigby

      Rigby

      No fair. I thought small horses.

  7. HOLY SHIT, THERE IS A GOD!! SONIC 1 IS BANNED FROM THE SEGA FORUMS!!!!

    1. Chaos Warp

      Chaos Warp

      So, is it safe to join now?

    2. family guy

      family guy

      it's never safe to join Sega forums

    3. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      It's much safer than it once was, Chaos Warp.

    4. Tornado

      Tornado

      What I don't understand is, if the Sonic forums are as consistently shitty as basically every status update about them alludes to, why do any of you people bother going to them in the first place.

    5. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      It has its ups at times. Sonic 1 was the constant down though.

      But hey, ho, the witch is dead now!

    6. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Honestly, I feel much more at ease going on there now.

    7. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      Tornado is right. And they're always awful.

    8. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      Im confused: whats the point?

    9. Phantomime

      Phantomime

      What is he shows up HERE next? ._.

    10. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      @Enigma2: Forum was hell and really brought down due to people like him.

      He is finally gone.

    11. DestroyerOfKnothole

      DestroyerOfKnothole

      Wait, what the hell do you mean by Sonic 1? The game, or...something else entirely?

    12. DestroyerOfKnothole

      DestroyerOfKnothole

      Whoops, sorry for the triple post. My bad.

    13. Old dead account

      Old dead account

      DoK, Sonic 1 was mariotehplumber

    14. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      There should be a delete option on the top right of your entries.

      DOK, have you ever heard of mariotehplumber/sonic1sonichedgehog?

    15. DestroyerOfKnothole

      DestroyerOfKnothole

      Oh, THAT guy? Yeah, I heard a lot about him. Apparently he was WORSE than AKR.

      Oddly enough, I never saw any of his posts on the Sega forums.

    16. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Far worse.

      He mainly hung around the Generations board. You know, telling off modern hentai faggots and such because sonic1sonic was there.

    17. Old dead account

      Old dead account

      I think he's just trolling whereas AKR and Nicochi are being serious

    18. BlazingTales

      BlazingTales

      I also like to think he was a troll. At least it keeps my faith in humanity to think so.

    19. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      There's a new account called Not Sonic 1.

    20. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      Now watch as he re-appears as five seperate users.

    21. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      And shut down each time too!

    22. Big Boss (legendsneverdie)

      Big Boss (legendsneverdie)

      @PHaNTOS I sincerely hope he does.

  8. Okay, let's try this again. Bob is drinking at a bar. He puts his glass down and looks at Susan, and Susan is looking at Pablo. Bob is married, but Pablo is not. Is a married person looking at an unmarried person? Yes? No? Or can't tell?

    1. Marcello
    2. Solkia
    3. RhikoruFa-La-La-La-♪

      RhikoruFa-La-La-La-♪

      Depends on where Pablo is. If Pablo is right in front of Susan, then Bob is looking in the direction of Pablo. If Susan is looking off to the side to look at Pablo, then Pablo isn't within Bob's range of vision.

    4. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      It has nothing to do with who is sitting where.

      Wow, what a brain tease, eh?

    5. Marcello

      Marcello

      You can't tell, because you don't know whether Susan is married or not. :/

    6. Octarine

      Octarine

      What Marcello said. Seems pretty straightforward to me.

    7. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Oh come on guys. xD

    8. Sean

      Sean

      Whether Susan is married or not doesn't matter, either way leads to a yes

    9. Chibinuva

      Chibinuva

      No, because they're all married.

    10. HUNTER297

      HUNTER297

      Hm..... Actually if what Marcello said isnt the answer than answer is yes! Look Bob is married and probably went to bar with his wife Susan, then he noticed that she is looking at random man named Pablo and stopped drinking and looked at her.... Other than that I have no idea.

    11. HUNTER297

      HUNTER297

      Hm... Is Pablo drinking?

    12. HUNTER297

      HUNTER297

      All right after thinking about gramar I give up. Whats the answer?

    13. Octarine

      Octarine

      God dammit, just explain it for my dumb ass.

    14. pooshoes

      pooshoes

      Yes. If susan is married, a married person is looking at pablo. If she is unamrried, married person (Bob) is looking at an unmarried person.

    15. Marcello
    16. Octarine

      Octarine

      ...

      Fuck. That *is* embarrassing.

    17. Agent York

      Agent York

      Yes, since obviously Bob and Susan are married. -plot twist!-

    18. RhikoruFa-La-La-La-♪

      RhikoruFa-La-La-La-♪

      *derp* WOW, that's something. Ugh. :<

    19. Flyboy Fox

      Flyboy Fox

      Answer is yes. Whether or not Susan is married, she's being looked at by a married person and is looking at an unmarried person, so one of the pairs must be married/unmarried.

    20. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Sean, pooshoes and Flyboy got it.

    21. Chibinuva

      Chibinuva

      Yes, however, it is possible the answer is no, assuming they're all married and either one couple went together, the other guy by himself, or maybe they're all married to different people, and none of them brought their spouses.

  9. ...for some reason, I keep hearing drums in my head... Like "Da-da-da-da! Da-da-da-da!" on repeat...

    1. Speederino

      Speederino

      Would you like another jelly baby?

    2. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Sure, sure... Those drums... Don't you hear them, Doctor?

    3. Debug Ring

      Debug Ring

      Oh. My. God.

    4. TheOcelot

      TheOcelot

      He will knock for times.

    5. Speederino

      Speederino

      Here you go. Eat it.

    6. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Thank you... The... jellybaby... *nom* Do you know what's going on?

    7. DanJ86

      DanJ86

      I'm hearing banging and swearing.

      ...the neighbours are arguing again.

    8. Speederino

      Speederino

      AH-HAH! I injected that with Inkablatonium truth serum! Now tell me, what is your name?

    9. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      My name is Jeffrey, I know that much!

    10. Speederino
    11. Debug Ring

      Debug Ring

      Never ignor a coincidence. Unless you're busy, then always ignor a coincidence. But, I'm not busy and see you are injured, now, if you are who I think you are you should know how to heal yourself. And you would.

    12. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      That's... a fob watch... I have one that's a bit like it, but it doesn't even work!

      ...wait... why are you showing me this?

    13. Speederino

      Speederino

      I have one just like it, you know. Or the grumpy one did anyways, I haven't really seen it for a while. Can I look at yours? Just to compare?

    14. The KKM

      The KKM

      Ignore the thumpings going in your head, sometimes the Ood like to sing new stuff.

    15. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      ...I... guess... *hands watch*

    16. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      ...they're getting louder...

    17. The KKM

      The KKM

      Try sparying your Ood with some water and telling him he's a bad boy

    18. Speederino

      Speederino

      Thank you.

      *Gets in TARDIS*

      *Dematerialization noises*

    19. Speederino

      Speederino

      *Throws fob watch into a supernova.*

      There we go. Do you feel better?

    20. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      ...not at all... the drums, Doctor...

      THE DRUMS... ARE STILL PLAYING...

    21. TheOcelot

      TheOcelot

      Lord Doctor, Lord Master, we are gathered for the end.

  10. Thunder, rain, and lightning

    1. Indigo Rush

      Indigo Rush

      Danger, water rising

    2. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Clamour, sirens wailing

    3. goku262002

      goku262002

      It's such a bad sign

    4. Chibinuva

      Chibinuva

      Shadows, dark creatures

    5. goku262002

      goku262002

      Steel clouds floating in the air

    6. Jacky

      Jacky

      music got me feeling so free

      we gon celebrate

      Celebrate and dance so free

    7. gato

      gato

      Never gonna give you up

    8. Jacky

      Jacky

      ONE MORE TIME

    9. Senator NinjaShark
    10. goku262002

      goku262002

      Ah fuck you both its ruined. lock the status now its finished.

    11. Jacky

      Jacky

      SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STONE ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE

    12. Jacky

      Jacky

      SO YOU THINK YOU CAN LOVE ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIEEEE

    13. SweeCrue

      SweeCrue

      Live and lea- FUCK!

    14. Gatestormer

      Gatestormer

      SAVE THE STATUS

      CAN'T HOLD OOOOONNNNN MUCH LONGEEEERRRR

    15. Rinzler

      Rinzler

      *insert Cliff Hanger joke*

    16. Senator NinjaShark

      Senator NinjaShark

      Work It

      Make It

      Do It

      Makes Us

      Harder

      Better

      Faster

      Stronger

      More Than

      Hour

      Our

      Never

      Ever

      After

      Work is

      Over

    17. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      D: ...aw..

    18. Jacky

      Jacky

      ROCK

      ROBOT ROCK

      ROCK

      ROBOT ROCK

    19. C.J

      C.J

      Strong Wind,Waves rising, Grey clouds, storm forming! HELP US SAVE US DON'T WANT TO DIE!

    20. gato

      gato

      OPEN YOUR HEART IS GONNA BE ALLLRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

  11. OHMYGODGUYS, ONEHOURLEFT. THE SUPER SUPER SECRET SOMETHING WILL GO UP IN ONE HOUR ON THE FRONT PAGE. ARE YOUR BODIES READY.

    1. Winston

      Winston

      What are you talking about?

    2. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      A SUPER SECRET SUPER SPECIAL PIECE OF NEWS

    3. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      ONE HOUR MAN, ONE HOUR

    4. HunterTSF

      HunterTSF

      MY BODY WAS BORN REGGIE, VIZARD

    5. Lamor

      Lamor

      Another Pony?

    6. The Tenth Doctor

      The Tenth Doctor

      Sonic Stadium Front Page

      1 Hour till big Launch

      Tis like Adventure 2 again.

    7. Winston

      Winston

      My God, SONIC ADVENTURE 3 IS WHAT THEY'LL ANNOUNCE! -goes into the corner and sulks-

    8. Marcello

      Marcello

      You will die if this is disappointing, you know.

    9. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      D: I didn't say new game!

    10. Winston

      Winston

      Oh, thank God.

    11. Debug Ring

      Debug Ring

      Fifteh minets!

    12. Celestia

      Celestia

      70s trousers mode or bust.

    13. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      ...damn it, EoC7 got it.

    14. Jeffhog
    15. Debug Ring

      Debug Ring

      Generations DLC?

    16. Winston

      Winston

      You will be announcing something related to Summer of Sonic! Amirite?

    17. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      @Debug: I freaking WISH.

    18. Marcello

      Marcello

      Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed with Marcello?

    19. Yoko/葉子

      Yoko/葉子

      I like waiting to an extent.

    20. Chibinuva

      Chibinuva

      No 70s trouser mode, nothing related to All-Stars Racing Transformed, no Generations DLC, most likely not a new game. Whelp, there goes all my interest.

  12. Stop playin' games

    1. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      'til I'm done exchangin' names

    2. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Taking much too long

    3. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      To find what's going on

    4. Enderwoman

      Enderwoman

      stfu, get back in the basement, and paly games

    5. Jeffhog
    6. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Stop playin' games 'til I'm done exchangin' names

    7. Chili Dawg
    8. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      I've been dead, I've been shot, and you know I'm the reason why

    9. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      You've got to know it now, girl, I've got to win you back

    10. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      But I know I'm not the man, the man who thinks is making more

    11. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      You have taken much too long trying to find what's going on

    12. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Wasting all my precious time, why you make him know you're mine

    13. Chaos Warp

      Chaos Warp

      Games.............meh?

    14. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      You think you're really in the know, waiting for the sight of gold

    15. Sky The Destroyer

      Sky The Destroyer

      Bob The Builder, can we build it?

    16. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      I've been waving back the flag, and just doing movement

    17. Frogging101

      Frogging101

      Jesus Christ, STAHP!

    18. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      HOW THE HELL DO NONE OF YOU KNOW TEKNOPATHETIC

    19. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      I say, I say, ya talkin' crazy, son!

    20. -Robin-
  13. *SNEEZES*

    1. Clades Jin

      Clades Jin

      EW, GROSS, DON'T SNEEZE ON ME

    2. RosaRosaRosalina
    3. Brad

      Brad

      y-you're alive ;-;

    4. Chaos Warp

      Chaos Warp

      WELCOME BACK

    5. gato

      gato

      ARGH! GERMS! HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!!

      *melts*

    6. BakingBluePotatoe
    7. C4k3

      C4k3

      Holy shit, I forgot about you.

    8. TheOcelot

      TheOcelot

      Bless Viz.

    9. Dr. Crusher

      Dr. Crusher

      "Oh hey Vizard, I thought you died."

      Seriously though, welcome back, chum.

    10. The Tenth Doctor

      The Tenth Doctor

      Bless you sir, hankey?

    11. Klinsy

      Klinsy

      Hey, Vizard! Long time no see!

    12. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      gfdi i missed you all so much ;;;A;;;

    13. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      holy crap you're alive

    14. Clades Jin

      Clades Jin

      I HOPE YOU DIDN'T MISS YOUR WALLET BECAUSE THIS NOL MAJOR UNIFORM IS EXPENSIVE

    15. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      COVER UR DISGUSTING ASS MOUTH! GERMS FLYING FUKING EVERYWHERE! D:<

    16. Felix

      Felix

      VIZARDDDDD

    17. #AR

      #AR

      FUCKIGN JEFF OH MY GOD ALDFJGNSZDFKJBVLTRKJRSNTKJ;VRNES;VNS

      YOU

      WELCOME BACK

      YOU

      AHHHHH

      *tackle hug*

    18. Koopa Klaus CC14
    19. Kiah

      Kiah

      This stupid thing is glitching some kind of terrible...anyway, welcome back! :P

  14. Your reaction when Reggie said that his body is ready.

    1. Phantomime

      Phantomime

      oh yes you were

    2. Komodin
    3. Ruby Havoc

      Ruby Havoc

      A dumb grin appeared when he said that.

    4. Conando Claus

      Conando Claus

      "My God, he knows."

    5. Old dead account

      Old dead account

      HOLY SHIT HE KNOWS

    6. Ferno

      Ferno

      cyhdcfhgcvdshngsveyhjbvjjargleflargle

    7. ---

      ---

      Did he really say that this year?

    8. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      No joke, JXJ. He legitimately said that.

    9. Chaos Warp

      Chaos Warp

      When did he say it? HOW DID I MISS THIS?!??!

    10. Jix Hedgehog

      Jix Hedgehog

      I didn't get it.. must've missed that meme

    11. ---

      ---

      Oh shnap where?! When? Was it during all the boring stuff?! How did I miss THAT of all things???

    12. Tails spin

      Tails spin

      I chuckled. Then got over it

    13. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Laughed my ass off.

    14. A Match in Oil Ocean Zone

      A Match in Oil Ocean Zone

      "...And yes, my body is ready."

    15. sonfan1984

      sonfan1984

      I wasn't amused.

    16. Indigo Rush
    17. Sami

      Sami

      I was so fed up by the conference by that point that I just didn't care. :P

    18. -Ace-
    19. ---

      ---

      LOL!!! Thank you!

  15. Thoughts on Freedom Planet and reasons I should fund it on Kickstarter? (I do like how the music is sounding...)

    1. Chaos Warp

      Chaos Warp

      It's a great original platformer inspired by Sonic and the gameplay is really awesome.

    2. Lady Soniko

      Lady Soniko

      Cryamore is better, you'll get to see some of my stuff in the game!

    3. Lady Soniko

      Lady Soniko

      and the art book!

    4. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      @BRS: Already there XD Lookin' forward to seeing your stuff, definitely - THE ONLY REASON I FUNDED IT (even though I didn't know at the time)!

    5. Lady Soniko
    6. Cyrus

      Cyrus

      Woah, you're contributing?

    7. Alex2Beta

      Alex2Beta

      It's a pretty fine game from what I got out of the demo, and neat music.

      also fuk u brs now i want to check dat crymur thang >:U

    8. Lady Soniko
    9. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      @Auto: Just pledging XD

      @Godot: YOU SHOULD - SONIKO AND I COMMAND IT

    10. TheOcelot

      TheOcelot

      Woah, just watched the FP demo. It looks like a fun game.

    11. JezMM

      JezMM

      Whoa Soniko, I haven't been following it closely but what's your involvement in Cryamore? =o

    12. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      She pledged enough to get an NPC in, I believe!

    13. Lady Soniko
    14. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      ...now I'm interested in hearing about this "junk" you speak of! 8D

    15. JezMM
    16. Lady Soniko

      Lady Soniko

      well after speaking to rob, concept designs for the NPC and it's design process will be going into the art book too as well as a little interview with the artists and stuff! xD;

    17. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      OOH 8D KICKASS

    18. JezMM

      JezMM

      Rob as in Robaato? He's such a kickass artist. =D

    19. Lady Soniko
  16. Everyone: look at the name in blue.

    1. Solkia

      Solkia

      aww, I wanted to go to the wedding

    2. Noir

      Noir

      Called that shit first

    3. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Honestly, I didn't think I'd get it. xD Thought there would be much better entries: I just wrote mine on a whim!

    4. Phantomime
    5. Dark Qiviut

      Dark Qiviut

      Congratulations! :D

    6. T-Min

      T-Min

      Wow, mon! Nice! :D

    7. Noir

      Noir

      Oh and congrats too, you go gurl

    8. Felix

      Felix

      Congrats bro, you earned it. ^^ What's TSSnet though?

    9. Smock

      Smock

      Congratulations, brutha

      You got this, dawg

      You got this

      There's no way you don't got this

    10. Sean

      Sean

      Happy conglats day!

    11. Dark Qiviut

      Dark Qiviut

      @Felix: He's going to be one of the contributing writers and update people for the Sonic Stadium's main Website.

    12. Ice Vec

      Ice Vec

      You've got thisss Jeff! Congratulations!

    13. Felix

      Felix

      Oh, I see. @DarkQivuit

    14. Kiah

      Kiah

      Yay! Congrats! : )

    15. Dark Qiviut

      Dark Qiviut

      IIRC, because I've seen Slingerland get involved once, he'll also be able to help moderate the comments section of the articles he writes on The Sonic Stadium's main Website.

      But *that* I'm not so sure.

    16. Kuzu

      Kuzu

      ...What are we looking at.

    17. KazunaRei

      KazunaRei

      Yays~ Jeffy! ♥

    18. Dark Qiviut

      Dark Qiviut

      @Shadic: The color of Vizard's handle is now blue.

      He's a member of the TSSnet Staff.

    19. gato

      gato

      ʸᵃʸ

  17. Aujourd'hui, je vais écrire tous mes commentaires en français.

    1. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Ça fait un bon bout de temps depuis que j'ai même écrit comme ceci... Vaut mieux que je ne la perds pas.

    2. Diogenes

      Diogenes

      ...i'm sorry, i don't speak italian

    3. TheOcelot

      TheOcelot

      Today, I will write all my reviews in French.

    4. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Diogenes, je parle en la langue française, pas italienne!

    5. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      T'es proche, Bender!

    6. TheOcelot

      TheOcelot

      it's been a long time since I've even written like this ... I better not lose it.

      diogenes, the Langue française en Parle eyes, italienne pass!

    7. TheOcelot

      TheOcelot

      Agreed Vizard. Bender is the best.

    8. Lamor

      Lamor

      Whoa! Vizard! You know Japanese :D

    9. Jango

      Jango

      Sempre achei o jeito que os franceses falam meio afeminado, sem ofensa!

    10. Jack / Joker

      Jack / Joker

      I agree, Jeffhog, I AM the best member on the site!

    11. TheOcelot

      TheOcelot

      I always thought the way the French speak effeminate way, no offense!

    12. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Je suis canadien, pas français, Bender. :P

    13. TheOcelot

      TheOcelot

      Vizard, aren't you a French Canadian?

    14. Jango
    15. Blue Wisp
    16. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Si nous allons par mes ancêtres... Du côté de mon père, je suis irlandais et écossais; du côté de ma mère, je suis acadien et français.

    17. Blue Wisp
    18. Jango

      Jango

      I think I got it, Jeff is megazord, he has irish, scotch, french and canadian parts.

    19. TheOcelot

      TheOcelot

      if we go by my ancestors ... the side of my father, I am Irish and Scottish, the side of my mother, I am Acadian and French.

  18. We can't bring you to a battle, I mean... you're... just a guy!

    1. BlueTidalGamer

      BlueTidalGamer

      *Dramatic gasp*

    2. Ryannumber1Santa
    3. Mad Convoy

      Mad Convoy

      JUST... A... GUY!?

    4. Forte-Metallix

      Forte-Metallix

      *blocks and reports VizardJeffhog*

    5. Ryannumber1Santa

      Ryannumber1Santa

      If I ever became TSS staff, and ever had to do a top 10 worst Boom episodes, I think everyone who knows me would know what would be the number one episode.

    6. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      If I ever became TSS staff and ever had to do a top 10 best Boomisodes, I think everyone who knows me would know what episode would be on that list.

    7. Kiah

      Kiah

      I'm glad Sonic went off on them during that meeting as those townspeople are so obnoxious and annoying and are definitely a stain on what I feel is a really good cartoon. Hope things changes for the better come Season 2 with them. 

      @Soni Wasn't there a 'best and worst' Sonic Boom topic before the wipe?

    8. Mad Convoy

      Mad Convoy

      I think there was, but I seem to recall it being locked for being unnecessary or some reason like that.

      Not sure if that's true but its what I remember.

    9. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      I don't know but if Just a Guy was in the best episodes list, then those people are cool!

      (plus they're probably cool enough to fully 100% unleashed as well :P)

    10. Ryannumber1Santa

      Ryannumber1Santa

      Just a Guy was fucking awful 

      I legitimately don't think there's enough words in the dictionary to describe this character assassination of an episode.

      Words really don't describe the sheer hatred I have for this piece of shit episode.

    11. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      I LOVE THE SALT!

    12. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Alright alright, let's keep things calm here, you people :V

    13. Ryannumber1Santa

      Ryannumber1Santa

      It's not salt. It's called calling out a shit episode for being shit.

    14. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Nah, I found it great. Great social commentary on over-sensitivity.

    15. Ryannumber1Santa

      Ryannumber1Santa

      It's like the AVGN Game. It tries to take the piss out of it, but plays it so annoyingly straight and over the top that it just ends up doing said annoying thing on a far larger scale. Strawmanning the other side just ends up ruining the joke, and especially having Sonic be the only sane man in the thing just makes it worse. 

    16. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      But Sonic was always played as the straight man in the show. No, I'm pretty sure if it was obviously not played straight when the punchline came which was people got triggered over a commonly used word. It's even more hilarious that they used said word just fine without any triggering is more hilarious. 

      I mean if you don't like it, fine it's cool. But I really get what Denton & Hahn were doing with that episode, heck I found that episode hilarious just like how the Hugh Mungus incident hilarious.

      Spoiler

      or maybe, my sense of comedy is so bottom barrel that i probably find master of disguise a fucking riot.

      wouldn't surprise me.

       

    17. Ryannumber1Santa

      Ryannumber1Santa

      But that's not the point. It's trying to show Sonic in the wrong by having every single other character in the show act like total morons to try make the jokes. My key rule of comedy is always the humor should work around the characters' personality, not the personality around the humor. That was this episode's flaw. Everyone but Sonic constantly berates him, gives him shit, and more for something so obvious, and it treats Sonic as in the wrong fully. Tails acts like an idiot, Amy acts like an idiot with an added element of control freak prick into it, Sticks and Knuckles are just themselves but to an unbareable degree, and the worst of all, the townspeople don't get comeuppance.

      That's Modern Spongebob's biggest issue too. They think if you just place an innocent character into a torture episode where everything and everyone is against them, it's somehow funny when it really isn't. It just makes us feel bad for the character while making us hate the other characters. If the townspeople had less supporters, it was all of Team Sonic and a few townspeople who said this was stupid, instead of just Sonic, and the assholes got their rightful comeupance and learned a lesson by the end, it would've been better. As is, it's a fucking disgrace of an episode.

      And just stop with the potshots. Honestly, why is so many people on this site so obsessed with taking random potshots at themselves?

    18. FriendBot

      FriendBot

      Uh no, the point wasn't to show how Sonic was in the wrong. The point was to satirize how super sensitive and triggered people have became nowadays. So the joke was that Sonic just called Mike "a guy", realistically that shouldn't be problem. In a over-exaggerated and comedic manner, that's apparently taboo to say which then makes me think "oh hey, they're making fun of oversensitive people". How Sonic was dealing it was totally in the right, though I will say how Amy dealt with the manner was kind of weird but I guess her behavior was also comedic as people trying to solve the matter without really knowing what the problem in the first place.

      And ok, to say that Just a Guy is like how Squidward is treated in some episodes is a bit of an extreme exaggeration to say the least. I can see where you're coming from but I don't think you're making it as bad as you make it out to be.

      Because I lack any sense of self-respect and besides I treat myself like garbage all the time, why call me out for it now?

  19. Find me an awesome remix within the next 5 minutes and win a prize!

    1. Ferno

      Ferno

      but i already have a lifetime supply of oxygen

    2. FourCartridge
    3. Indigo Rush
    4. FourCartridge

      FourCartridge

      Or if official remixes don't count:

    5. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      @Rush: Right, I remember that one! :o Gotta put it up this weekend...

      @Beat: Deviating from the norm! Good man!

    6. Blue Wisp
    7. Autosaver
    8. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      @Wisp/Auto: PFFFT

    9. Conando Claus
    10. Jeffhog
    11. Conando Claus
    12. Conando Claus

      Conando Claus

      Well, whatevs. Zelda anyway.

    13. Blue Wisp
    14. Indigo Rush
    15. Indigo Rush

      Indigo Rush

      What's the prizeeee?

    16. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      MY UNENDING LOVE

    17. Conando Claus

      Conando Claus

      So who even won said unending love?

    18. Jeffhog
  20. If there's one thing everyone here accomplished in, it's this:

    1. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      we were the fastest sperms.

      GOTTA BREED FAST

    2. Cola

      Cola

      hell fucking yes

    3. JezMM

      JezMM

      PUSH X TO LIVE

    4. Chaos Warp
    5. Your Vest Friend
    6. Winston

      Winston

      ...IDON'TWANNAMAKESOMEBODYPREGNANT.

    7. Solkia
    8. Chibinuva

      Chibinuva

      GOTTA COME FAST!

    9. Celestia
    10. Winston

      Winston

      -a bunch-of men surround VEDJ-F-

    11. No more
    12. Winston
    13. Winston
    14. -Mark-

      -Mark-

      Signing up to the forums. D:

    15. Celestia

      Celestia

      Not true Mark, there are anonymous guests! :D

    16. Rawpowered

      Rawpowered

      Is that a Cum Shot?

    17. Jeffhog
    18. Winston

      Winston

      IT'S A HOMING SHOT, LOOK OUT SONIC!

  21. Aaaaaaaaand none of my comments on Retro articles are even approved anymore.

    1. Komodin
    2. Phantomime

      Phantomime

      What caused that?

    3. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Long story short, their forum is extremely strict with new guys. I joined last week, used up my trial posts in a day (only to find out later on that they don't even approve of it), and was left Pending Approval since last Tuesday. Apparently, from the looks of my comments not even showing up on their own articles since then, I've been blacklisted.

    4. Phantomime

      Phantomime

      Yeesh. That's not cool.

    5. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Forgot to mention that they also know I'm staff here.

    6. Milo

      Milo

      Hmm, you probably shouldn't had used up all of your trial posts in one day. I put in maybe 2-5 posts there every time I visited (my duration of visits at that forum was usually within 2-6 days) and I was eventually made a member.

    7. Phantomime

      Phantomime

      That's no excuse for them blacklisting him just for doing something he didn't know was frowned on.

    8. The Kid

      The Kid

      Wow, Retro seems like the snoody section of the fanbase.

    9. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      I was wanting to build new ties and cover community stuff from Retro, but hell, if they don't want me around, then screw that. Another TSS Staffer can cover them if they want, but I'm staying out of it.

    10. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Forums, I get it, but articles too?

    11. Nemain

      Nemain

      Surely someone must realise that quantity CAN be quality too? Who cares how much someone posts so long as it is contributing to a topic and isn't just one line spam? Seems rather petty if you ask me.

    12. Nemain

      Nemain

      P.S.: Unwritten rules suck face. We still loves you, Viz. <3

    13. Phantomime

      Phantomime

      @Nemain

      Precisely.

    14. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Thanks. -.-* Seriously, what the hell.

    15. goku262002

      goku262002

      Did you read the topic i made?

    16. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      The link didn't work.. ^^;

    17. Chaos Warp

      Chaos Warp

      I don't like Retro, they seem to be too cold and snooty.

    18. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      That's just about the impression I'm being given.

  22. So I just got an email...

    1. Shaddix Leto Croft

      Shaddix Leto Croft

      and I'm sorry.....you have Sonic syndrome

    2. Debug Ring
    3. Tracker_TD

      Tracker_TD

      I know what it is.

      WELCOME ABOARD!

    4. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Sonic Syndrome... No, Shaddix. Vizard Syndrome is spreading like peanut butter on a field of toasted bread. >D

      YEAH, TRACKER!

    5. Winston

      Winston

      SONIC SYNDROME...SONIC SYNDROME...SAVES THE PLANET...FROM...SYNDROMES....

    6. Komodin

      Komodin

      Sonic Syndrome...

      -thinks back to TV Tropes' earlier days-

      Grr...

    7. Rabid-Noodles

      Rabid-Noodles

      Congrats Jeff! ;D

    8. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      You too Rabid! >D

    9. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      Anyone mind explaining?

    10. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Why explain when wait for an announcement?

    11. Shaddix Leto Croft

      Shaddix Leto Croft

      ANNOUNCEMENT OF AN ANNOUNCEMENT WE LIKE THOSE =D

    12. Winston

      Winston

      ANNOUNCEMENTS THE MOVIE.

    13. Tracker_TD

      Tracker_TD

      I COULD drop a REALLY subtle hint... but I likely won't. X3

    14. Winston

      Winston

      I'm not even sure what we're talking about.

    15. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Just don't let this status become a trainwreck guys. .A.

    16. Shaddix Leto Croft

      Shaddix Leto Croft

      Trainwrecks are fun though ;_;

    17. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Some wrecks more than others.

    18. Tracker_TD

      Tracker_TD

      Vizard.

      You clever-

  23. So, one more month 'til Sonic 4: Episode 2! Hyped?

    1. Debug Ring

      Debug Ring

      Officially hyped!

    2. Phantomime

      Phantomime

      To an extent, I do indeed feel the phenomena commonly referred to as "hype", but in a more reserved and cautious manner.

    3. Your Vest Friend
    4. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      Not really, though I probably will give the game a shot.

    5. Shoot em up Capbusta

      Shoot em up Capbusta

      I almost forgot that was coming out in may.Hyped? not really

    6. McGroose

      McGroose

      The only Sonic game I was ever hyped for...ever, was Sonic Generations. So no.

    7. Penny

      Penny

      Hell to the YES! Can not fucking wait!

    8. Penny

      Penny

      Hell to the YES! Can not fucking wait!

    9. Autosaver

      Autosaver

      "NOPOE!"" until it comes out and everyone buys it which unleashes a ton of hate and why did people buy it i dont know but still. But seriously, I'm excited for it.

    10. Jacky

      Jacky

      what the fuck is a sonic 4

      all i know is Avengers comes out next month

      and so will i

      by i mean, semen will come out of my penis after i watch it

      get it

    11. Soniman
    12. Ruby Havoc

      Ruby Havoc

      To be honest, not really.

    13. KHCast

      KHCast

      Nope. I was at first, but not anymore.

    14. Nix

      Nix

      Sonic 4? I'm still waiting for Sonic 4 personally, you must be talking about that shitty episodic downloadable Sonic game everybody is talking about.

    15. GoalRing

      GoalRing

      Iam. Sonic 2 was shit, so i hope this game can make it better.

    16. Old dead account

      Old dead account

      I'm just gonna play Sonic 2 on release day

    17. sonfan1984

      sonfan1984

      Hyped? No, not at all.

  24. Today... I have met betrayal. This being... dared to sully the intelligence of my fair lady. And this being, was it man? Was it beast? No... it was...

    1. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      ...a bag! /cue StorytellerJeffhog/

    2. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      accually dolan?

    3. Blue Wisp
    4. Speederino

      Speederino

      Needs more ponies.

    5. Ferno

      Ferno

      *CUE SEPIA-TONED FLASHBACK*

    6. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      This was no mere bag... This was THE bag, always trusted by mankind!

      That saying: "you got this in the bag!"?

      IT WAS THIS BAG... that ruined her!

    7. Speederino

      Speederino

      Will this story have shipping? If not, I'm out of here.

    8. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Today... she was to be evaluated in, as universities and colleges call it, a "midterm". A cruel trial indeed, founded and directed by the wicked staff of post-secondary institutions!

      She has put her heart and soul into preparing for this hurdle, doubting herself despite my encouragements...

      I told her: "if you don't believe in yourself, then believe in the me who believes in you!" And for a while, this has urged her on...

      ...but the...

    9. Blue Wisp

      Blue Wisp

      this sounds like something hogfather would say

    10. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      ...the bag... it appeared.

    11. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      "Allow me to help you!" he offered. This bag, who carried the burdens of men and women worldwide, yet always helped them reach their destination, has pledged his assistance!

      And thus, they ventured off to the dangerous realm of the midterm...

      Imagine my surprise when I've been told, from my girlfriend's very words (sent to me through our telecommunicative devices), that the bag betrayed her!

    12. Ferno

      Ferno

      but who was bag

    13. Speederino
    14. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      Leaving her to wither in the time he was needed the most, the bag felt no remorse!

      And thus, I have pledged... THAT I SHALL BURN EVERY BAG I SEE UNTIL I FIND HIM!

      FOR BAGS HAVE BECOME MY ENEMY!

    15. Ferno
    16. Jeffhog

      Jeffhog

      This tribulation has caused my dearest much suffering... SO THE BAG WILL NO LONGER HAVE THE WOES OF OTHERS IN IT ONLY TO THROW IT AWAY, IT SHALL PAY!

      ~The end~

    17. Speederino
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