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Status Updates posted by Jeffhog

  1. Not gonna lie – after hearing @smooth4lyfe's Studiopolis freestyle, I want to bring back Sound Test Saturday for TSS. If I do, I'll likely just do one remix per week so I don't burn out.

    1. FriendBot


      what about that shrek x fire & ice mashup?

    2. smooth4lyfe


      Haha I'm glad you did bro!!

    3. Jeffhog
  2. >mfw it's my birthday today but I can't edit the blank birthday setting to add it



    1. Shikushi


      Hyvää shyntymäphäivääääääääääääääääääääääääääääääääääääääh

    2. Lucid Dream

      Lucid Dream


      If you don't mind me asking, how old are you? 

    3. Jeffhog
    4. Joy


      Happy Birthday!

    5. FriendBot


      Happy birthday Jeffy Boi, when are you gonna come over to play some RoL, I'm still waiting.

    6. Forte-Metallix


      Have a good one, man!

    7. Celestia


      Happy birthday!

    8. Menace2Society


      Happy birthday!

    9. Speederino


      hap day of ur birth

    10. Zaysho


      Welcome to IPB4!

      Er, I mean... Happy birthday!

      On mobile so I'm stuck at the moment but PM me and I'll fix this when I get a chance.

    11. Celestia


      Invision Power blessing us with all the amazing features, such as "you can't easily change your birthday settings".

    12. Ryannumber1Santa
    13. Winter Spirit Ultima

      Winter Spirit Ultima

      Merry burfmas!

  3. THE INFINITE KNUCKLES GLITCH MAY BE DEAD, BUT ITS SPIRIT LIVES ON https://www.sonicstadium.org/2016/09/freak-out-friday-knuckles-glitches-again-in-sonic-boom-fire-ice/

    1. FriendBot


      JEFFY BOI!

    2. Celestia


      Maybe 2016 isn't so bad after all

    3. Lucid Dream

      Lucid Dream

      Nights the echidna

    4. CottonCandy


      It's always have to be knuckles in these Boom games, huh? Lol

    5. Celestia


      Knuckles is cursed (or blessed, depending on how you look at it).

    6. FriendBot


      It's Always Knuckles 

  4. The grand finale has begun. 


  5. I think... you would be a GREAT sidekick for me.

    1. Dee Dude

      Dee Dude

      No Knuckles...

    2. FriendBot


      No Jeff, I'm looking for a sidekick. Someone who is willing to put with me and play RoL co-op.

    3. Kiah


      ...I'm looking for someone to be my sidekick.

    4. Jeffhog


      We'd have to change all of your names though. I'm thinking... Jeffhog... Junior!

    5. FriendBot


      Back in the basement, you go.

    6. Kiah


      *crosses you off my list via a big X*

    7. Winter Spirit Ultima

      Winter Spirit Ultima

      Ohhh! A reprov? I love a reprov!

      I'M A CRAZY PIZZA MAN! Who juggles and sings! 


  6. How about a joke?

    1. Jeffhog


      “A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”

      The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound.

      The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”

      The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.

      Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.

      The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.

      The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”

      The man says, “All right, all right. I’m dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?”

      The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.”

      The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.”

      The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.”

      The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.”

      The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?”

      The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

      Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.

      The man demands the key to the stone door.

      The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.

      He demands another key from the monks, who provide it.

      Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire.

      So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.

      Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.”

      The man is relieved to no end.

      He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.

      But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk.”

    2. Crow the BOOLET
    3. Darinian


      Really, now that got me

    4. Forte-Metallix
    5. Klinsy


       Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”

    6. Uraraka


      Goodness !

    7. Darinian


      @Bastet because of how you worded tht, I read that in a Russian accent

    8. Forte-Metallix


      A monster's walking with a kid into the woods in the middle of the night. The kid looks up and says, "Gee, mister, these woods sure are scary!"

      The monster looks down at him and says, "Hey, buddy, how do you think feel? I'm the one that has to walk back through them alone!"


  7. Dogpile on the robot! DOGPILE ON THE ROBOT!

    1. FriendBot


      Never change Knuckles, never change.

    2. Winter Spirit Ultima

      Winter Spirit Ultima

      Who're wrestling with tonight?

  8. I've thought of making a cute and fun news piece showing off some Fire & Ice Miiverse drawings at some point. Saving a few of them preemptively!

  9. Who'd like to read my Sonic Boom: Fire & Ice review? I'm quite proud of it! :D https://www.gamnesia.com/reviews/sonic-boom-fire-ice-is-as-fast-and-as-fun-as-sonic-games-should-be-review

    1. FriendBot


      I approve, but tell me. Did any of the Season 2 previews reveal the date when it starts airing or should I just wait until I get the damn game?

    2. Jeffhog


      No release date, but it did tease a few episodes!

    3. FriendBot


      I'm guessing one of those teasers was the same teaser we saw at the 25th Anniversary party, right? 

    4. Jeffhog


      There are space suits among the concept art, so I'd assume it'll have something to do with that meteor episode

    5. FriendBot


      Nice, only half an hour until the EG Games that has my pre-order is open.

    6. Lucid Dream

      Lucid Dream

      Best review on Sonic Boom Fire&Ice I've read insofar. You didn't make many vague points. You justified your points and elaborated on it's impact. I would say you do lack in opinion in several parts, such as the story segment, but you present a somewhat solid opinion at the end that I can understand based off your previous arguments.   

      Good job! Definitely something to be proud off. I knew I could depend on SSMB for a good review :D 

    7. Jeffhog


      @Lucidream Thanks for your input! I'll keep that in mind for a future review, but your words mean a whole lot. :D

      If anything I just didn't want to be "that" reviewer talking about how SEGA or Sonic have been in hard times for X amount of years because clickbait – I'm proud of the fact I just spoke of Boom alone. :)

    8. Kiah


      That was a very enjoyable review. Well explained and didn't give me a headache like Sonic reviews tend to do mainly due to the clickbait. Actually gave me a favorable viewpoint of the game which was sorely needed on my end as I haven't been feeling Fire and Ice at all so you did good. Nice job :)

  10. A useless rip. 


  11. I don't see the harm in mentioning it now, but the review embargo for Fire & Ice will be lifted at 9am Eastern tomorrow morning!

    "how does he know this," you might wonder

    "jeff, you hunkishly handsome devil you," you are thinking

    1. FriendBot


      Jeffy Boi, you beautiful bastard. YOU DIDN'T?!


    2. Jeffhog
    3. Radiant Hero Ike

      Radiant Hero Ike

      I was actually thinking about your good taste in avatars but

    4. FriendBot



      I'm expecting a shout out on your review then. This was my meme ;-;


    1. Cyrus




  13. People may like to argue over who is Best Girl in My Hero Academia, but the answer has long already been made clear:


    1. Chaos Warp

      Chaos Warp

      I'm not liking this status if this is not an image of Ochako-ok thats an acceptable alternative 

  14. Gentlemen... I like Brawl. 


    1. Dejimon11


      What is this? 

    2. Adamabba
    3. FriendBot
    4. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      Kind of related?

      Can't seem to find random scenes from There will be Brawl

  15. Missed the anniversary by a few days, but turns out it's been 5 years since I first joined the SSMB! :P

    1. FriendBot


      Congrats nerd.

    2. Gregzilla


      oh shit merry christmas

    3. Penny


      wait... so i've been here longer than you? that's so weird cuz i feel like i haven't been here very long

    4. Kiah


      Happy belated SSMB Anniversary! :)

  16. The "first person," eh? :V

    1. FriendBot




  17. Oh what could've been!

  18. So! Where are we goin'?

    1. Forte-Metallix



      *goes to his happy place*

    2. Jeffhog


      What's this? Your happy place or something? Oh, when are we going to the battle? Now?

    3. FriendBot


      *goes to his happiest place*

    4. Jeffhog


      What's this, your happier place? Cooool...

      So can we go to the battle now? :D

    5. FriendBot





      woops, one too many.

  19. We can't bring you to a battle, I mean... you're... just a guy!

    1. BlueTidalGamer


      *Dramatic gasp*

    2. Ryannumber1Santa
    3. Mad Convoy

      Mad Convoy

      JUST... A... GUY!?

    4. Forte-Metallix


      *blocks and reports VizardJeffhog*

    5. Ryannumber1Santa


      If I ever became TSS staff, and ever had to do a top 10 worst Boom episodes, I think everyone who knows me would know what would be the number one episode.

    6. FriendBot


      If I ever became TSS staff and ever had to do a top 10 best Boomisodes, I think everyone who knows me would know what episode would be on that list.

    7. Kiah


      I'm glad Sonic went off on them during that meeting as those townspeople are so obnoxious and annoying and are definitely a stain on what I feel is a really good cartoon. Hope things changes for the better come Season 2 with them. 

      @Soni Wasn't there a 'best and worst' Sonic Boom topic before the wipe?

    8. Mad Convoy

      Mad Convoy

      I think there was, but I seem to recall it being locked for being unnecessary or some reason like that.

      Not sure if that's true but its what I remember.

    9. FriendBot


      I don't know but if Just a Guy was in the best episodes list, then those people are cool!

      (plus they're probably cool enough to fully 100% unleashed as well :P)

    10. Ryannumber1Santa


      Just a Guy was fucking awful 

      I legitimately don't think there's enough words in the dictionary to describe this character assassination of an episode.

      Words really don't describe the sheer hatred I have for this piece of shit episode.

    11. FriendBot



    12. Jeffhog


      Alright alright, let's keep things calm here, you people :V

    13. Ryannumber1Santa


      It's not salt. It's called calling out a shit episode for being shit.

    14. FriendBot


      Nah, I found it great. Great social commentary on over-sensitivity.

    15. Ryannumber1Santa


      It's like the AVGN Game. It tries to take the piss out of it, but plays it so annoyingly straight and over the top that it just ends up doing said annoying thing on a far larger scale. Strawmanning the other side just ends up ruining the joke, and especially having Sonic be the only sane man in the thing just makes it worse. 

    16. FriendBot


      But Sonic was always played as the straight man in the show. No, I'm pretty sure if it was obviously not played straight when the punchline came which was people got triggered over a commonly used word. It's even more hilarious that they used said word just fine without any triggering is more hilarious. 

      I mean if you don't like it, fine it's cool. But I really get what Denton & Hahn were doing with that episode, heck I found that episode hilarious just like how the Hugh Mungus incident hilarious.


      or maybe, my sense of comedy is so bottom barrel that i probably find master of disguise a fucking riot.

      wouldn't surprise me.


    17. Ryannumber1Santa


      But that's not the point. It's trying to show Sonic in the wrong by having every single other character in the show act like total morons to try make the jokes. My key rule of comedy is always the humor should work around the characters' personality, not the personality around the humor. That was this episode's flaw. Everyone but Sonic constantly berates him, gives him shit, and more for something so obvious, and it treats Sonic as in the wrong fully. Tails acts like an idiot, Amy acts like an idiot with an added element of control freak prick into it, Sticks and Knuckles are just themselves but to an unbareable degree, and the worst of all, the townspeople don't get comeuppance.

      That's Modern Spongebob's biggest issue too. They think if you just place an innocent character into a torture episode where everything and everyone is against them, it's somehow funny when it really isn't. It just makes us feel bad for the character while making us hate the other characters. If the townspeople had less supporters, it was all of Team Sonic and a few townspeople who said this was stupid, instead of just Sonic, and the assholes got their rightful comeupance and learned a lesson by the end, it would've been better. As is, it's a fucking disgrace of an episode.

      And just stop with the potshots. Honestly, why is so many people on this site so obsessed with taking random potshots at themselves?

    18. FriendBot


      Uh no, the point wasn't to show how Sonic was in the wrong. The point was to satirize how super sensitive and triggered people have became nowadays. So the joke was that Sonic just called Mike "a guy", realistically that shouldn't be problem. In a over-exaggerated and comedic manner, that's apparently taboo to say which then makes me think "oh hey, they're making fun of oversensitive people". How Sonic was dealing it was totally in the right, though I will say how Amy dealt with the manner was kind of weird but I guess her behavior was also comedic as people trying to solve the matter without really knowing what the problem in the first place.

      And ok, to say that Just a Guy is like how Squidward is treated in some episodes is a bit of an extreme exaggeration to say the least. I can see where you're coming from but I don't think you're making it as bad as you make it out to be.

      Because I lack any sense of self-respect and besides I treat myself like garbage all the time, why call me out for it now?

    1. Indigo Rush
    2. Blacklightning


      In all seriousness, it's actually not that hard once you learn how exploitable the AI is when they don't have any actual recovery ability.

  20. I remember back when 13 year old-me was blown away by the Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity trailer. Those were simpler days...



    1. Hero of Legend

      Hero of Legend

      SO underrated. I even recorded an entire playthrough of the story mode on Wii in 60fps a bit ago! :)

      AND believe or not, they assured us it'd was going to be a PS360 game. My how things change.


    2. goku262002


      I miss our old buttrock themes, even more so that I added all of them to my Galaxy as of late and hear them on long bus rides.

    1. FriendBot


      If I compete, will I get Fire & Ice?

    2. Polkadi~☆



      You'll get them combined!

      Enjoy your water.

    3. FriendBot


      why must i be punished?

    4. Polkadi~☆
    5. Forte-Metallix


      If I wasn't too lazy to learn how to photoshop or something similar, I could finally make my dream game come true:

      War and Peace & Knuckles.

    6. Haalyle


      I am all up for this! Hell yeah!

    7. Re:Ganma_02



      forgive me for sinning

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