Single Status Update
All's well that ends well, right?
Sonic: Screw you, guys! I'm not cleaning up this shit city after motherfucker bigass monster destroy Station Square. Tell Eggman clean this shit up NOT ME! SO FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
*Eggman returns and sees Sonic zooms away from Tails and Knuckles*
Eggman: Well fuck this city, now excuse me I'm off to Prison Island to discovering Project Shadow and release him over fifty years ago later! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tails & Knuckles: ….Fuck.....
*Amy cames to them.*
Amy: Does me if Sonic will come back to me? We have a date plan at Twinkle Park again after that Eggman robot captured me like last time.
Tails: Um...I don't think Sonic won't come back to us for very long time.
Knuckles: Yeah, Sonic hates us now after the city got destroyed by Perfect Chaos.
Amy: Don't be fool, guys. Where the hell is MY Sonic?!
Tails: Um...I think he is aheading to Prison Island to go after Eggman.
Amy: Huh?! Sonic, my love! Wait for me!
*Amy zooms to chasing after Sonic to Prison Island*
Tails: God, what a stalker girl tries to marry Sonic all these months, years...Does she will ever gave up her stalker business and stay focus on her own adventures instead, Knuckles?
Knuckles: I don't think so, Tails. She's always trying to fucking Sonic too because she wanted him to be her boyfriend, so fuck her. She is a bitch character in Sonic series and SEGA could've ever change her character.
Tails: Just wait until fifthteen years later, dude.