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  1. I wish Michael Jackson was untainted by scandal.

    1. Ricochet


      No pop Superstar is untainted by scandal.

  2. seeing initial screenshots in magazines and early trailers for SA1.....you had to be there

  3. been a hot minute since I last saw that GTA3 banner. 

  4. Youtube comments sections are usually cesspits but Sonic music videos are an exception. 

    1. CrownSlayer’s Shadow

      CrownSlayer’s Shadow

      That is strikingly odd, now that you mention that...

  5. Open World games are boring, give me an arcade style experience instead.

  6. SA1 greatest 3D platform game ever made, no debate.

    1. Diogenes


      i think there are many debates to be had over that actually

    2. 8ther


      Greatest 3D Sonic maybe, but Banjo-Kazooie still holds the title as the greatest 3D platformer of all time

    3. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry


      ...I guess its the best far as 3D GBA games go

    4. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      But does it have a giant singing pile of shit trying to kill you? No? Then its not the greatest 3D platformer ever!

      You're right though. There was no debate. Just murder.

      RIP SA1 1998-2001

    5. mayday2592


      Maybe the greatest on the Dreamcast.

    6. T-Min


      y'know what, I don't necessarily agree with that wild take, but the undying Adventure fanboy in me says to respect it, so I will

  7. it's another boost game, fuck this franchise.

    1. McGroose


      I wouldn't necessarily say fuck this franchise just yet, although considering that Zippo was proven wrong entirely...

      Ya, it's probably another boost game 

  8. I'm convinced I'll get some enjoyment out of Balan WW, waiting for a price drop.

    1. Jovahexeon Jax Joranvexeon
    2. neezTHEhuman


      good eye candy if nothing else.

    3. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      Good eye candy if you're not playing the Switch version.

      I want to get the game at some point too. When it hits absolutely rock bottom prices, I'll give it a go. 

    4. Jovahexeon Jax Joranvexeon

      Jovahexeon Jax Joranvexeon

      Good eye candy on the CGI cutscenes only. The rest looks terrible. 

    5. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      Nah, the rest of the game looks pretty nice. Not amazing, pretty much standard for Unreal Engine games these days, but rather nice. 

    6. Jovahexeon Jax Joranvexeon

      Jovahexeon Jax Joranvexeon

      Nah, it looks like a bad PS2 game honestly. 

    7. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      It really, really doesn't look anything like that. The Switch version looks really bad, but there's nothing offensive about the graphics on other platforms.

  9. I've never liked double jumps in my platformers.

    1. Teoskaven


      I'm normally tolerant towards them, but i prefer when a game actually bothers to justify how the double jump is performed instead of "oh, your character can just break the laws of physics like that".

    2. neezTHEhuman


      In Crash Bandicoot using the double jump results in losing horizontal momentum, I think some sort of sacrifice for the ability is necessary. 

  10.  Mirror's Edge is stil awesome to this day.

    1. Polkadi~☆


      Hell yeah it is.

  11. maybe there won't be any more Sonic games ever again, what then?

    1. JezMM


      On one hand I'm sad, on the other I'm free

    2. Nix



    3. Kuzu


      I can finally move on with my life. 

      Not be sad that it ended, but that happy that it happened at all. 

    4. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

    5. Kuzu


      I wonder what it says about us that we'd feel relief as opposed to sadness at Sonic ending....

      This series has fucked us up something fierce.

    6. TheOcelot
    7. The Master

      The Master

      I'd be sad as I'd have no more CD's to collect. Jun needs my money guys!

    8. Wraith
    9. Polkadi~☆


      On one hand, my childhood hero is gone.

      On the other, fucking finally god damn...

    10. Dejimon11


      Shame that the last platformer was a mediocre 

    11. Milo


      nature is healing

  12. Sam Procrastinates?

  13. to this day Transformed is my favorite kart racer.

    1. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      Agreed. It's absolutely top.

  14. Sonic CD is art, the visual design and use of color in that game still leaves me awestruck to this day, especially the good futures.

  15. Anyone else absolutely love the way Sonic CD uses colour?

    1. Plumbers_Helper
    2. PC the Hedgehog

      PC the Hedgehog

      Sonic CD is the real Sonic Colors.

      Legit, though, CD is far and away the most colorful of the classic games.

  16. The Wacky Workbench angel is Eggman's waifu?

    1. AWild No.1 washed up gamer

      AWild No.1 washed up gamer

      That gives sonic rings instead of him? Nah,

      He's his own waifu


    2. neezTHEhuman


      What's the lore behind the statue? 

    3. AWild No.1 washed up gamer

      AWild No.1 washed up gamer

      The angel is said to be the previous savior of little planet but is unknown whether she is still alive so the inhabitants built a temple to house her statue inside to commemorate her until eggman took it over. It is until sonic uncovers this statue that it reveals a small hint of her state.

      In the bad future, eggman just left the prototype of the statue that is in stardust speedway in the area somewhere just to mess with sonic.

      I totally made this up.

    4. neezTHEhuman


      I dig it! Surprised no one's created a fan character based on her....so far.

    5. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      DAS ME! CROW!


    6. Waveshocker Sigma

      Waveshocker Sigma

      The what? What're you all talking about?

    7. AWild No.1 washed up gamer

      AWild No.1 washed up gamer

      @Waveshocker Sigma

      This statue in wacky work bench zone


  17.  wonder what it would take for this place to really roar back into life? Back in 2011-13 SSMB a new status update appeared practically every minute.

    1. VisionaryofSUPER


      Well, it will probably never get back to where it was before Reddit and twitter, but if the new game was good or the pre-release hype of 2021 was promising this place could probably jump back a bit.

    2. neezTHEhuman


      Adventure 3 maybe?

    3. The Deleter

      The Deleter

      Twitter, Discord, YouTube, Twitch, and Reddit all going offline simultaneously, just like when the Nintendo forums closed down and everyone moved to here and the Sega forums en masse

      What's interesting is that you can still make a large platform like SSMB nowadays, as Tails Channel proved, it's just not at the same level of constant engagement that the forums usually achieve. Everyone comes together from their different niches for the livestreams, news announcements, and events, but otherwise everyone pretty much chooses to stay in their preferred lanes as long as they want to otherwise

    4. PC the Hedgehog

      PC the Hedgehog

      Probably a good half or more status updates never get any responses, so why bother?

  18. I foresee a time when Sega stop releasing new Sonic games and the fans take over development entirely. SAGE will be the Sonic community's equivalent of E3.

    1. Tracker_TD


      The only time I can see SEGA stopping Sonic is when SEGA themselves die off, and I don't see that happening any more or less than any other notable video game company. 

    2. Shadow Chaos Control

      Shadow Chaos Control

      If SEGA dies, Nintendo or another company will buy the rights to Sonic.  Just as when Rare which gave us Donkey Kong Country, Jet Force Gemini, Banjo Kazooie, and Perfect Dark got bought by Microsoft. 

    3. Blacklightning


      Even Sonic Mania still had Iizuka involved in a pretty high capacity. Don't get your hopes up.

    4. iambitter21


      words cannot describe how much I hate these types of comments.

  19. Bless yourself by listening to this track from the Sonic CD remix album:


  20. I love Crash and Coco's dynamic post N Sane Trilogy, they exactly resemble the kind of siblings who get along extremely well.

  21. If I owned a pet Canary I'd call it Techno.

    1. Polkadi~☆


      and not Tekno?

    2. PC the Hedgehog

      PC the Hedgehog

      If I owned a pet squirrel/chipmunk hybrid, I'd call it Sally.

  22. Anyone else hyped for SAGE? Surprised this event doesn't really generate more excitement in the community.

    1. Indigo Rush

      Indigo Rush

      It should. I'm excited 😁

    2. iambitter21


      i know, to add chocolate to this sundae, SONIC GT IS GETTING AN UPDATE! it's one of my favorite sonic fangames of all time. everything you'd want in a sonic game is there and I LOVE IT!

    3. Emperor Robrainiac

      Emperor Robrainiac

      Looks like we have a good showcase this year, a lot of them caught my eye. So yeah, I guess you could say I'm excited!

    4. iambitter21



    5. Adamabba


      I'm always excited to see Sonic fangames


  23. Redhotsonic?

    1. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      What about him?

    2. neezTHEhuman


      Opinion on his channel? I enjoy his content and presentation style, kind of filling the void left by Cobanermani.

    3. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      He's alright. I enjoy his content. Some awful jokes, but his channel is nice to watch in the background. 

      Cobanermani is irritating to watch. Can't stand him. Has he stopped uploading?

    4. neezTHEhuman


      Cobanermani is on hiatus and apparently dealing with personal issues.

    5. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      Oh okay. 

      Internet fame is a strange beast.

  24. I love Sonic Rush Adventure. 

    1. PC the Hedgehog

      PC the Hedgehog

      As you should. As you should.

  25. does anyone else think Sonic and Blaze have good chemistry?

    1. The Deleter

      The Deleter

      They talk like normal human beings towards each other rather than exaggerated caricaturized overreactions, so by default that makes them some of the characters with the best chemistry in the series yeah lol

    2. SBR2


      Honestly yeah. They work off each other surprisingly well despite how completely different from each other they are.

    3. Diogenes


      yeah i think they work well together. they did a neat thing where they sort of mirror each other but not as blatant or shallow as you'd expect, where sonic's this sort of high energy adrenaline junkie type while blaze is much more focused and controlled, but then you dig under the surface and blaze is not nearly as in control of herself as she acts while sonic is much harder to shake and generally keeps a clear head no matter how wild things get. that extra layer helps them bring out more nuance in each other.

      plus it's one of the few relationships in the series where it feels like they fully respect each other as equals. it's not like tails or amy to sonic where they put him on a pedestal, or knuckles and shadow to sonic where their relationship's got an element of rivalry and they can be, to some extent, a threat to each other.

      and then the end of rush is like, actual ship-launching material; both "stepping" closer, the hesitantly offered and enthusiastically accepted handshake, holding tighter and reaching out as they get pulled apart, all to a song about one person empowering another...it's a little cheesy but for a series that doesn't usually do romance, it's actually pretty effective.

    4. Wraith


      its like manic pixie dream girl if the dream girl was a boy

    5. neezTHEhuman


      @Diogenes your analysis is spot on and reveals exactly why the pairing appeals to me so much, also I'm glad someone credible like yourself interpreted the ending of Sonic Rush the same way I did! 

    6. Sean


      they're the COAT

    7. SBR2


      I'll admit I'm not a serious shipper. I enjoy Sonouge because I feel like they balance out a lot but honestly if any ship was to ever become fully canon I wouldn't mind Sonaze. They honestly feel like they could be a genuinely healthy couple. 

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