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  1. Chauvin guilty on all three counts.

    1. Strickerx5



      Though the fact that things were so unsure up to 30 minutes ago is still disgusting.

    2. Penny


      as he should be. good riddance

    3. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      a 420 miracle

  2. It's absolutely fascinating, watching a playthrough of Dinosaur Planet, that they originally had everyone just do fully voiced English cutscenes on the N64 like Conker and RE2; and then when Miyamoto said "na fam, make this shit Star Fox for no reason" they threw out the original script and changed it so the early bits of Stairfax Temperatures use that awful fake language that makes the game so cringey that it's impossible to play it in front of anyone else and not die of shame.

    1. Milo


      it makes even less sense in that when you go back to SF64, all the characters spoke and are voiced in the same language. even given this is star fox we're talking about in regards to setting and occupations (when you have different animal species and travel across the solar system, that leaves a handful of variables to play with in terms of languages).

      granted, it may not have been constant dialogue/full conversations like in DP/SA; but it just makes the forced simlish language even more strange.

  3. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_superhero_films#Highest-grossing_superhero_films_by_year


    Sometimes Wikipedia pages are such a fucking nonsense trainwreck that it's legitimately fascinating to try and understand the headspace of the people who maintain them. 

    1. Piko


      Ah yes, my favourite superhero: Goku

    2. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      the matrix lmao

    3. Thigolf


      This list made me read the definition of super hero and it's so generic, you could squeeze almost anyone who isn't a weak survival horror protagonist into it, lol

    4. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET


  4. Cool Sega bring back Ortiz plz.

    1. pppp


      I'd rather have SA1 Amy's actress over her, Lisa's ok but OG Amy even with the bad script and direction was surprisingly convincing.


    1. Ryannumber1gamer


      If I can’t unlock Wolverine in Overwatch 2, there’s gonna be problems

    2. Jovahexeon The Undyne

      Jovahexeon The Undyne

      Oh yeah, Overwatch 2. That thing amazingly isn't just a myth.....yet.

  6. The Sonic 2 decompiled port cannot be run any wider than 504 wide without breaking it (technically runs at 505, but odd numbers also break the rendering), which is near or makes no difference to 2:1. Some phones (Sony's in particular) have a greater aspect ratio than that, so I wonder if the mobile version is broken on them?

    1. Tornado


      Sonic 1's decompile truly doesn't give a shit though. I was fiddling around with it at 2000 and it ran perfectly fine; except over 600 it breaks screen locks for boss battles.

  7. She missed the Mystic Cave pit!

  8. lol Korone unlocking Super Sonic and coming to the realization that it actually just makes the game much worse.

    1. Polkadi~☆


      Small brain is thinking Super Sonic makes the game easier.

      Big brain is realising Super Sonic makes everything so much worse. Annoying 5 second loop music, impossible to do precision platforming... but you're fast and invincible, so it's all worth it.

    2. Harkofthewaa


      And even better, you have no control of the transformation unless you deliberately get hit to stay below 50 rings.


    3. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      Hard mode before hard mode existed in the Sonic series.

  9. Holy FUCK. We finally have it. We finally have the Sonic 1 proto.

  10. lol Great job Nintendo now you got everyone who plays Splatoon protesting you on Twitter too.

    1. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      I still think they're baiting Nintendo into turning people against them

    2. Ryannumber1gamer


      What'd Nintendo do now?

    3. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      *looks it up*

      "Nintendo cancels Splatoon 2 NA Open stream after teams use #FreeMelee names in support of Super Smash Bros. Melee community"


    4. Milo


      what else is even there to say, really

    5. Ellipsis-Ultima


      oh that's why the Save Smash and Free Melee hashtags are trending for me

  11. It's amusing that Sony burned up a bunch of goodwill by pissing people off for gatekeeping Spiderman on PS consoles.


    For a game that will be dead for months by the time Spiderman is actually added.

    1. Wraith


      They're probably contractually obligated to add that content too so they have to devote resources to keeping this dead game running for another half year. 

      Just an embarrassing shitshow for all parties involved. 

    2. Jovahexeon The Undyne

      Jovahexeon The Undyne

      It is unbelievably karmic what happened with that shit show of a game.

  12. Doesn't look like he's going to have enough.

  13. I had know idea Hedgeblog was run by Rlan.

  14. LAKERS WIN! 

    1. KHCast


      Literally forgot the NBA finals were even happening 

    2. Dejimon11


      With what happened this year it's justified. 

    3. Ellipsis-Ultima


      Yeah I may not be into Basketball that much but with what happened recently, I say good for them

  15. So at the end of the day, they just added another sword character.

    1. Zaysho
    2. Winston


      Well, he has brown bricks too. 

    3. Ellipsis-Ultima


      and a Pickaxe iirc.

      And a potato.

  16. I just realized something.


    1. Dejimon11


      Ok there buddy i think you need to stop.

    2. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      We found the tip of the Mario 64 iceburg

    3. iambitter21


      Mario teaches typing beta?!


      Mario teaches typing beta?!


    Oh, it was Naka's birthday today.

    1. Zaysho


      Sonic 2 code day

  18. #cancelsonictwitter is trending.

    Which, okay, finally cancel culture provides justice to the world.


    But I don't understand why.

    1. JezMM


      I gave it a search and as a general rule I don't feel like trending hashtags "count" when half the posts are people asking why the hashtag is trending lol

    2. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      Below acceptable portrayals of characters that aren't real is a major threat to our society, it seems. So let's shame a social media account for the franchise's current state despite having no say about where it goes, nor is even involved with media production.




      Frankly while I'm grateful they didn't, you'd think the Sonic Twitter would be the one to do "#CancelEggman" posts first.

    3. SweeCrue
    4. The Deleter

      The Deleter

      Most people are talking about this:


      But it actually started with this apparently:


    5. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      *Looks at trending tags on her Twitter view*

      "Hitler Youth"

      can I have your trending tags instead

    6. iambitter21


      BCmediaplayer has became a meme himself, after someone found out about his admittedly over-stretched intro.

    7. iambitter21


      in addition to this, he's also became a clown after he'd been discovered to be an apparent transphobe and trump supporter. and to add salt to that, he's been even MORE of a target because of his ideology that "everything after sa1 wasn't technically a sonic game."

      he's been in such a damp place ever since 2 days ago, and that's sad, since that "sonic team cycle" video was very thought-out. I really hope that all of this stuff gets behind everyone on twitter....

    8. iambitter21


      oh who am I kidding, it's fricking TWITTER, they're never gonna stop.


    1. Adamabba


      literally how my brother and dad reacted to me playing this.

      also, i used to play it before i went to school too

    2. Marcello


      PS2 version, though? 


    3. AWild No.1 washed up gamer

      AWild No.1 washed up gamer

      That was 17 year old me. 😊

    4. AWild No.1 washed up gamer

      AWild No.1 washed up gamer

      That was 17 year old me.  Ahh... The days where I was naive and blind to the cynicism toward sonic games. The days where internet access wasn't easy for me to get to. I was just playing sonic games and having a good time.😊

    5. Kuzu


      ...yup, this me, my cousin and sister and my brother. It was quite thr bonding experience.

    6. AWild No.1 washed up gamer

      AWild No.1 washed up gamer

      Ps2 version on a ps3 system tho 😂😂😂

  20. At this point I wouldn't be half-surprised if Disney remade Emperor's New Groove; but turned it into the pretentious boring piece of shit movie that it was originally shaping up to be before the creative staff revolted against Disney management.

    1. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      The script for that is waiting in line to be greenlit; it's right behind Disney's pitch for a Seth Macfarlane live action Toy Story that'll adapt the original Black Friday script

    2. The Master

      The Master

      Heck, it'd be worse since they take out musical numbers a lot of the time meaning that kinda catchy Yzma song would be cut.

    3. Nintenboi


      If they do that, we riot.

    4. Milo


      In fairness, taking the original/early concepts of their animated films and making another film out of that would at least be a far more novel approach than the stuff they’ve done with the Lion King and Dumbo.

      That said—considering how the Disney remake train is only concerned with their biggest hits, I think we can rest easy there.



    Holy shit. G4 got Sessler back?!

    1. Ryannumber1gamer


      I'm really, really hoping that G4 sticks to games this time around instead of what they ended up becoming.

      I'd love to see Icons make a comeback.

    2. Kuzu


      Holy shit, I might actually watch it now. 

    3. Jovahexeon The Undyne
  22. Steve Blum does that.

    At the same time that Uncle Vic goes to a convention and makes fun of people wearing masks.

    1. Polkadi~☆


      Count on Toonami to spit straight facts, always.

  23. I think Bruce fighting this ninja asshole as Batman is pushing things a bit far. Like I know he wants to keep up the charade, so people don't get suspicious about how skilled Bruce is as a fighter.




    But it's very suspicious that Batman showed up to fight this asshole.

    In Japan.

    Where Bruce just happened to be.

    After Bruce was challenged by this guy.

    1. Wraith


      which batman thing

    2. Polkadi~☆


      Now hear me out, what if Bruce Wayne is Batman? 🤔

    3. Monkey Destruction Switch

      Monkey Destruction Switch

      Yeah, that story was fun but a little weird.

    4. Speederino


      It's already kinda silly that nobody puts the pieces together in the first place. Billionaire with a famously tragic past disappears for years, and comes back at the exact same time a guy in a bat costume with expensive gadgets starts beating up criminals. You just kind of have to accept that everyone in the DC Universe is a tiny bit stupid.

    5. Jovahexeon The Undyne

      Jovahexeon The Undyne

      @Wraith Pretty sure he's talking about the one from Batman: The Animated Series.

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