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Tornado

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  1. I just learned that the worldwide PS4 release of Ape Escape 2 has some piece of shit dry-as-a-desert-translation UK dub, and is not just essentially that episode of Pokemon where Ash's hat was stolen stretched out over the entire game like the US version was famous for.

    1. Stasis

      Stasis

      Played it a few weeks ago and thought the dub was odd using bloody Oakie Doke. Just seen the US dub and now I don't know which is worse.

  2. Tornado

    BorderLands3 is here

    I'm shocked by this new development.
  3. Tornado

    Dragon Ball (Warning: Untagged Spoilers)

    Kale is the literal fucking worst. Why would I want fucking Fluttershy in my "punching people in the face" anime; and worse, one who transforms into someone who is basically name checked as possibly being (and acting fully like) the bad Broly every time she's ignored for being too useless in the "punching people in the face" anime. Caulifla, however, is excellent. Super Saiyan Revy, pretty much.
  4. Tornado

    Shantae 5 (Coming 2019)

    It's a shame you will never be able to enjoy the Walt Disney classic films Aladdin or The Little Mermaid.
  5. That says no S.C.E., at least. That's kind of a shame; but there's no other game that immediately comes to mind that would suffer so drastically.
  6. This is a pretty good list so far. Altered Beast is still of course a piece of shit, but it's probably a requirement to include it since it was the only thing holding the fort for the console's first year.
  7. Tornado

    BorderLands3 is here

    Metro was nearly as big of a game and it already happened with it.
  8. Tornado

    BorderLands3 is here

    Randy Pitchford. 2K's sister publishing studio just pulled that shit last week with The Outer Worlds. I would be more surprised if Epic didn't throw a pile of money at 2K to make it Epic Games Store exclusive than I would if they did.
  9. Tornado

    Shantae 5 (Coming 2019)

    Boobs are good.
  10. Tornado

    BorderLands3 is here

    So how long until they announce it's exclusive to Epic?
  11. Tornado

    Shantae 5 (Coming 2019)

    As someone who only started playing Shantae with this game a few months ago, I don't think "aged" is the problem with it so much as it's just clunky in general. It can be confusing to navigate levels already because of how they're tiered, and the map system if anything makes it harder. Especially early on, there's a real sense of just not understanding what you need to do to proceed.
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  13. Except... uh... Both games ran off the Renderware engine, both were deliberately designed to be easily ported, they presumably still have the source code, both games were on OG Xbox, they already have a good PC port of one of them that they could learn from, and there are countless professional game development studios who exist for that reason alone. It wouldn't be hard for Sega to do it, at all. The actual reason probably is that Sega doesn't want to remind everyone it exists, even if there is a market for it (which I'd question) since as you note it is infamously shit; but this isn't "porting Orange Box to PS3" we're talking about here. The contemporary port of Heroes runs better on modern hardware than the 6 year newer port of Adventure 2 that is on Steam.
  14. Today, in making fun of TV Tropes, take a look at the Dead Rising Wii page.

     

    Marvel at the contortions the authors took to try and make it sound like it was actually comparable to the 360 one; even jumping into a diatribe about how it shouldn't be called a port but a conversion.

    1. Ryannumber1gamer

      Ryannumber1gamer

      Linear missions mean it’s an adaption extension I guess?

  15. Sonic Heroes is fun.

     

    Eat it.

    1. Shaddy Zaphod

      Shaddy Zaphod

      Yeah more fun to eat than it is to play

    2. Blacklightning

      Blacklightning

      i don't think you can eat a CD

    3. Sean

      Sean

      I respect your opinion but I'll still eat because I'm really hungry

    4. JosepHenry

      JosepHenry

      If you eat a cd you will probably die

    5. AlphaRuby

      AlphaRuby

      but i can't eat a game

    6. Sapphirine Wind

      Sapphirine Wind

      I'll make a heroes sandwich with it.

    7. Polkadi~♪

      Polkadi~♪

      YOU WOULDN'T EAT A CD

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