THE LAST WARIO IS IN CAPTIVITY
THE BANK IS AT PEACE
Hi, I'm Wario, but most people around here call me "Master", because I'm too busy having sex with their hot mothers/sisters/girlfriends/wives to listen to their petty cries for help.
So, yeah, fall down on your knees before me and such, and PM me if you have any questions about how great I am or want to chat about Nintendo or are a very attractive young woman in need of a spanking.
Your Main Man,