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    WarioBone got a reaction from FFWF in what is the general perception of the deadly six?   
    I don't like them.  Any of them.
     
    They're all uninteresting, walking stereotypes.  They try to build themselves up the entire game and act like you're insignificant, but they barely put up any sort of fight at all.  The only difficulty in their fights comes from the shoddy physics and game mechanics themselves.  Then they just fucking disappear at the end, with no explanation or afterword.
     
    I would definitely not mind never seeing them again.
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    WarioBone got a reaction from Tangled Jack in (Rumor) Mega Man game based on The Animated Series   
    Will Megaman fans ever catch a break?
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    WarioBone got a reaction from MightyRay in (Rumor) Mega Man game based on The Animated Series   
    Will Megaman fans ever catch a break?
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    WarioBone got a reaction from Writer's Blah in Your Unanswered Sonic Questions   
    Using the powers of Streaking Lights, Loud Sounds, and Instinct, he turns into Tougher Than Leather Knuckles and flies up there.
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    WarioBone got a reaction from Mil-O-Lantern in Sonic Live Action Movie Thread (Read OP for topic rules) "Gangsters Paradise is on Page 380)   
    I can't even.  Seriously.
     
    This is the kind of thing that people joke about.  Like, this is exactly the kind of thing I would've expected Sega to do in the '06 times.  It's almost unreal how...how...BLATANT this is.  How?  How, I ask, can you live through trite garbage like Sonic '06 (which, as someone mentioned earlier, was pretty much a shitty video game movie in game-form), then have the giant, sand-dragging brass balls to announce something so unavoidably horrible as a live-action/CG crossover movie?!
     
    I'm literally taken stunned.  Even as someone who barely considers themselves a Sonic fan any longer, this is stunning.  I can't comprehend how anyone, anywhere thought this was a good idea.
     
    There is literally no way this can be good, because the genre itself is terrible in almost every way.  Limited, overdone plot choices, horrible, forced character designs, poor focus on the characters the movie is actually about to make that A-to-B-list actor that will play the unwitting human lead do their money's worth of acting...
     
    It's impossible.  This is a train running toward a brick wall with an infinite chasm on the other side.
     
    Goddamn, Sonic...what have they done to you?  How many millions is destroying a beloved intellectual property worth?
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    WarioBone got a reaction from Mil-O-Lantern in A Mammoth Discovery   
    Fuck mammoths.
     
    Find me some T-Rex blood and we'll talk.
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    WarioBone reacted to SilentDoom in Project M Discussion Thread - 3.02 Patch and Launcher Released!   
    Apologies for double posting, but here's some screenshots of the new alts for you lovely ladies and gents
     
    http://imgur.com/a/0RiuL
     



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    WarioBone reacted to SilentDoom in Project M Discussion Thread - 3.02 Patch and Launcher Released!   
    Light element already exists in PM. Pit's arrows are light element for instance.
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    WarioBone reacted to Diogenes in Hyrule Warriors (Legend of Zelda and the Dynasty Warriors sittin' in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!)   
    Hm. I actually really like Lana's magic...but she is what I would call "obnoxiously kawaii". She feels out of place and kind of annoying.
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    WarioBone reacted to JayRaR in Hyrule Warriors (Legend of Zelda and the Dynasty Warriors sittin' in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!)   
    Yeah, I'm with you man. Normally, I can tolerate bubbly girls like her in anime but this is REALLY pushing it. Her shrill voice and that pose at the end of the video just ticks me off to no end. I think she might be a wee bit too enthusiastic taking hordes upon hordes of enemies out for her blood and she MUST feel the need to do a super kawaii pose occasionally. Sadistic bitch.
     
    Her moves look interesting though.
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    WarioBone reacted to VisionaryofSUPER in Hyrule Warriors (Legend of Zelda and the Dynasty Warriors sittin' in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!)   
    She's not the Zelda sort of out there. Tingle is weird as hell, he is not an adorable moe trying to grab your attention and make you love him for how cute he is. He is just a throwaway character that is creepy as hell, and you can love and hate him for that. Agitha maybe adorable, but her obsession with bugs and how wacky she dresses is strange even if she is still cute (hell, to some members, she's creepy). This character; this "adorable" girl with her adorable voice, and her adorable manner of looking at the camera and winking is trying to talk to the audience and grab attention, and the fact she is one of the main characters tells you she is someone the developers want you to really love. She is simple and tropey in her mannerisms and has no substance to her that makes her Zelda. In a Zelda game, none of the characters really look like they are trying to manipulate the audience into their favor like this, they just naturally are cheerful, nice characters who people love. A moe is born only to win you over with her adorableness, and this trailer paints her as an outsider, design-wise and personality-wise. At least her attacks look like they would befit a Zelda character. 
     
    Now granted, I'm sure she'll be a lot more bearable in the game. I'm just answering your question on what makes her not a Zelda character.
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    WarioBone reacted to Sami in Hyrule Warriors (Legend of Zelda and the Dynasty Warriors sittin' in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!)   
    Eugh, that was anime as fuck. No thanks.
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    WarioBone reacted to Blitz 'n Burst in Hyrule Warriors (Legend of Zelda and the Dynasty Warriors sittin' in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!)   
    Do people really consider Agitha "cute"? I always thought she was creepy as shit.
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    WarioBone reacted to VisionaryofSUPER in Hyrule Warriors (Legend of Zelda and the Dynasty Warriors sittin' in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!)   
    I give Agitha credit for not being generic kawaii-desu. She at least looks ridiculous all things considered, and her obsession with bugs is funny. Also, I like her longer ears compared to Lana. Lana's ears are puny. 
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    WarioBone reacted to SuperStingray in What game companies do you miss?   
    They exist in name alone, unfortunately. The original team tried to buy them back in Atari in 2001, but it didn't work out, and the current Humongous team only has about 5 people from the original staff on it. Any new games by them are either Backyard Sports sequels or ports of the old point and click games. Seeing as Ron Gilbert is at Double Fine now, I'm hoping the new point and click game they're working on incorporates some of Humongous' old humor.
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    WarioBone reacted to KHCast in Super Smash Bros. for Wii U/3DS - Settle It In Smash!   
    At first I was fine with the Pac Land stage (mainly because my hype levels were high), but now that I look at it critically.... Yeah I must agree it looks ugly and not fun. And when I mean ugly, I mean ugly. Like:
     





     
    When the original looks better and more lively than the version 30 years later, you got a problem.  
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    WarioBone got a reaction from Remynaka in Sonic Live Action Movie Thread (Read OP for topic rules) "Gangsters Paradise is on Page 380)   
    I can't even.  Seriously.
     
    This is the kind of thing that people joke about.  Like, this is exactly the kind of thing I would've expected Sega to do in the '06 times.  It's almost unreal how...how...BLATANT this is.  How?  How, I ask, can you live through trite garbage like Sonic '06 (which, as someone mentioned earlier, was pretty much a shitty video game movie in game-form), then have the giant, sand-dragging brass balls to announce something so unavoidably horrible as a live-action/CG crossover movie?!
     
    I'm literally taken stunned.  Even as someone who barely considers themselves a Sonic fan any longer, this is stunning.  I can't comprehend how anyone, anywhere thought this was a good idea.
     
    There is literally no way this can be good, because the genre itself is terrible in almost every way.  Limited, overdone plot choices, horrible, forced character designs, poor focus on the characters the movie is actually about to make that A-to-B-list actor that will play the unwitting human lead do their money's worth of acting...
     
    It's impossible.  This is a train running toward a brick wall with an infinite chasm on the other side.
     
    Goddamn, Sonic...what have they done to you?  How many millions is destroying a beloved intellectual property worth?
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    WarioBone reacted to Octarine in Hyrule Warriors (Legend of Zelda and the Dynasty Warriors sittin' in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!)   
    It's just weird that they didn't go with the most obvious option and give her shadow magic or something. The water attacks look cool, but it seems a little random that Impa has them at all.
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    WarioBone reacted to SilentDoom in Project M Discussion Thread - 3.02 Patch and Launcher Released!   
    Haha beat me to it! We've got lots more alts in store for the future. You can check our site for the renders of the new alts.
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    WarioBone got a reaction from Cyalume in 2D Platformers Are Getting REALLY Redundant Nowadays...   
    So, 2D Platformers are the new First Person Shooters, then?
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    WarioBone reacted to SuperLink in Hyrule Warriors (Legend of Zelda and the Dynasty Warriors sittin' in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!)   
    Warriors games rarely get very positive reviews because if you've played one you've played them all. They're games that aren't made or played for their gameplay but for harmless fun, adrenaline and fanservice, and as such the developers know that fans enjoy more of the same rather than considerable game evolutions.
     
    It may be kinda hard to explain but, expect Hyrule Warriors' reviews to be like 6s and 7s, maybe a bit higher from Nintendo enthusiasts who love all the Zelda goodness within. Many reviews will of course point out that the games aren't bad they're just "nothing special or extraordinary". A game that does fine in doing only what's expected of it isn't gonna get amazing reviews, basically.
     
    It's not a prejudice against the Warriors series per se, it's just that it's not really fair to expect a game to get critical acclaim for intentionally average gameplay on a game thats sale point isn't its gameplay at all. It's sorta like how Animal Crossing City Folk got weaker reviews than most AC games simply for being the same game as Wild World. It's not a "bad game" and no one says it is, it's just not done anything special compared to others in its series.
     
    Basically what I would say to people who are new to Warriors games is, if you don't mind the idea of taking out hordes of enemies with over the top combos that take minimal skill to execute, stringed along by fun fanservice filled cutscenes, multiple playable characters, music remixes and tons of other fanservicey things, it's probably worth getting. However, if gameplay is everything to you, don't expect this to be any different from most Warriors games, because it won't be. Try not to be too offended by the inevitable 6/10s and 7/10s, because despite the solid but average gameplay, it's the truckload of content and fanservice that makes Warriors successful, not its gameplay quality or game design.
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    WarioBone got a reaction from Meow in 2D Platformers Are Getting REALLY Redundant Nowadays...   
    So, 2D Platformers are the new First Person Shooters, then?
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    WarioBone reacted to dabbido in Super Smash Bros. for Wii U/3DS - Settle It In Smash!   
    I don't see why having Mewtwo AND Jigglypuff makes it unbelievable, I think there's high chances of that happening. But yeah the rest is Bull xP
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    WarioBone reacted to Candescence in Hyrule Warriors (Legend of Zelda and the Dynasty Warriors sittin' in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!)   
    Geez, another reminder that the colours in Twilight Princess were rather dull for a Zelda game.
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