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I've been wondering for a while if my girlfriend is dissatisfied with my body. A tiny part of me says yes.
It's okay, man.
Your ears are fine.
After sex, a girl once told me I had a small penis. She was cool, though. She never told any of her friends. In fact, she never told anyone. Anything. Ever. Again.
10 Confirmed Assaults/10.
Because her illness sadly rendered her mute right afterwards, right?
Crow the BOOLET
UR NAWT SUM BIG STUPID UGLY OGRE!