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  1. Why is everyone so excited for Smash Ultimate when the superior fighting game came out ten years ago?

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    1. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      Because we know for certain that You can take part in it, your majesty!

  2. Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

    1. Shrek

      Shrek

      I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

    2. TheOcelot
    3. Teoskaven
    4. The Deleter

      The Deleter

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      He returns

      Spoiler

      I don't actually get the meme I just want to carry on the tradition tbh

       

    5. TheOcelot

      TheOcelot

       

    6. Shrek

      Shrek

      She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
      In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
       
      Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
      Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

      Didn't make sense not to live for fun
      Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
    7. TCB

      TCB

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      The prodigal son has returned to his swamp

    8. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      Image result for zombie arm ground

      GUESS WHO'S CONFIRMED FOR ULTIMATE, DONKEH

    9. PaulyBFromDa303
  3. Do people still tell Shrek jokes, now?

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    2. Failinhearts

      Failinhearts

      Nah.

      We tell Donkey jokes.

    3. -Ace-
    4. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      SHREK LIIIIIIIVES!

    5. Spin Attaxx

      Spin Attaxx

      He...

      He has returned ;v;

    6. GamerGirl54321
    7. TheOcelot

      TheOcelot

      I ogree with this!

    8. Alex2Beta

      Alex2Beta

      The wait is finally ogre.. ;O;

    9. Kaze no Klonoa

      Kaze no Klonoa

      He's...

       

      He's back.......

    10. TheOcelot

      TheOcelot

      Shrek, great to see you. How are you?

    11. C4k3

      C4k3

      No... You left us...

      WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? WELCOME THE FUCK BACK, MANG

    12. Enderwoman

      Enderwoman

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    13. Shrek

      Shrek

      I'm Ogrejoyed about being back from Far, Far Away.

    14. Wrapped in Black
    15. Brad

      Brad

      NO WAY

      NOOOOO WAAAAAY

    16. Celestia
    17. NGw00d

      NGw00d

      good to see you, friend :')

    18. family guy

      family guy

      our hero has returned

    19. super saiyan weegee
    20. Boomer

      Boomer

      Eh, close enough

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    21. Chaos Warp

      Chaos Warp

      MY BOY IS BACK

    22. Ferno

      Ferno

      aaaaaaaaaa

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~ it's Shrek

      its Shrek

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    23. Ducktor Naldush Repulsa

      Ducktor Naldush Repulsa

      If somebody once told me you'd be back and rollin'

      I don't think I would've the strenght to believe.

    24. Kiah

      Kiah

      How in the world did I miss this status update?! 

      Welcome back! :D 

    25. w00tkins

      w00tkins

      IS THIS REAL LIFE?!

  4. Here without you Ogres. [Feat. Donkey]

    1. Ultimate Waffle

      Ultimate Waffle

      You never know what you have until its gone

  5. I was disappointed to find out that Sonic Jam has absolutely nothing to do with Michael Jordan.

    1. t0ms0nic

      t0ms0nic

      I was more disappointed by the lack of a Tails Toast lock-on.

    1. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      this is an abomination

      garfield uses thought buubles not speech bubbles ffs

    2. t0ms0nic

      t0ms0nic

      Then what about Blaze x Spider-Man?

  6. I'm insisting on a fisting.

    1. Clades Jin
    2. Boomer

      Boomer

      Go back to your swamp Ogre, I'm sure there's some fairy tale things that will do your bidding.

    3. Spin Attaxx

      Spin Attaxx

      SHREK SMACKDOWN GUYS

    1. Boomer

      Boomer

      There isn't enough Farquaad

    2. super saiyan weegee

      super saiyan weegee

      There's too much Farquaad as is.

      And he's not even there.

    3. Klinsy

      Klinsy

      I thought ogres are not like cakes.

    4. Boomer

      Boomer

      There can never be enough Farquaad!

  7. I wasn't satisfied with my old banner, so I hope this one is a bit better. Water Palace was one of my favorite levels from the original Sonic Rush, so I chose to include it along with Blaze. The houses in the back are edited sprites, but if that's a problem I can change it.
  8. The only people comfortable being naked are the ones you don't want to see naked.

    1. Shrek

      Shrek

      Except Shrek.

    2. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      This is true.

    3. Ferno

      Ferno

      the world isn't ready

  9. The IMDB page for Shrek is very accurate. http://i.imgur.com/nGscnNk.png

    1. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      shrekceeded expectations

    2. Harley Quinn
  10. This Shrekceeded my expectations. Amazing stuff by the way, keep up the great work!
    1. Brad

      Brad

      *whispers* no

    2. DocAzure

      DocAzure

      ...I'm not even disturbed by stuff like this anymore...

    3. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      SHE SIX! SHE FREAKING SIX YEARS OLD!

    4. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      why would you do that

    5. buba
  11. Remember Jay Jay the Jet Plane?

    1. Your Vest Friend
    2. AlphaRuby
    3. Felix
    4. Chooch

      Chooch

      I don't want to remember.

    5. a mystery

      a mystery

      Yeah

      It's... not the best is it

    6. Milo

      Milo

      Yeah. It was basically Thomas the Tank Engine but with live-action characters interacting with CG planes that had faces that nosedived off a diving board into the Uncanny Valley.

    7. RosaRosaRosalina
    8. -Ace-

      -Ace-

      The poor mans Thomas the tank engine? Yea I remeber it

    9. DocAzure

      DocAzure

      Crappy kids show that bordered on terrifying? Yeah, I remember it.

    10. Chibinuva

      Chibinuva

      Yep. I was never creeped out by the faces because as a kid I never noticed, and as of now I rarely get creeped out anymore.

  12. The Amazing Bulk is tragically underrated. http://youtu.be/brZH4lBt7X0?t=38s

    1. Klinsy

      Klinsy

      Yes, it seems to be the best movie about a giant naked purple man who may on may not be a ripoff of the Hulk ever... wait, do any other movies about that exist?

  13. James Cameron's Avatar, the heartwarming story of a disabled man and the US Army trying to cut down a tree.

    1. Dr. Homem

      Dr. Homem

      James Cameron's Avatar, the story of a military stupid enough to go for close-quarters warfare instead of blasting their enemies from orbit.

    2. Milo

      Milo

      James Cameron's Avatar, the story of how one director was able to regurgitate a old hat story and get away with it thanks to special effects.

  14. Guys! Let's say that you are on a hot date at KFC with Shrek. Your waiter comes to collect the bill. Who pays the bill, you or Shrek?

    1. spinny

      spinny

      Donkey.

    2. TCB

      TCB

      Neither. We both Spartan kick the waiter, do a fist bump and make the KFC explode while All-Star plays in the background as we causally walk away with swag.

    3. Dr. Homem
    4. Cola

      Cola

      The waiter, dumbass!

    5. Jix Hedgehog

      Jix Hedgehog

      .. KFC have waiters now?

    6. Iggy

      Iggy

      I pay it.

  15. I've been wondering for a while if my girlfriend is dissatisfied with my body. A tiny part of me says yes.

    1. Dr. Crusher

      Dr. Crusher

      It's okay, man.

      Your ears are fine.

    2. Dr. Homem

      Dr. Homem

      After sex, a girl once told me I had a small penis. She was cool, though. She never told any of her friends. In fact, she never told anyone. Anything. Ever. Again.

    3. Dr. Crusher

      Dr. Crusher

      10 Confirmed Assaults/10.

    4. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      Because her illness sadly rendered her mute right afterwards, right?

    5. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      SHREK!

      UR NAWT SUM BIG STUPID UGLY OGRE!

  16. What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?

    1. Shrek

      Shrek

      The wheelchair.

    2. Dr. Homem

      Dr. Homem

      How do you turn a fruit in to a vegetable? AIDS.

    3. Milo

      Milo

      Homem, you did it again.

    4. Klinsy
    5. Speederino

      Speederino

      This entire status is pure gold

    6. Dr. Crusher

      Dr. Crusher

      There was a marking here, but it's proving hard to catch.

  17. I can't believe it's not Shrek!

    1. Space☆Tomoki

      Space☆Tomoki

      It's not Shrek? MY LIFE IS A LIE.

    2. Celestia

      Celestia

      Wait, I thought everything was Shrek!

  18. Why does this exist? http://youtu.be/FQbJUffR3SA

    1. Klinsy

      Klinsy

      W-What is that?!

    2. DGam'r
    3. Aero

      Aero

      i clicked the link, saw the title of the video, then immediately hit the back button

    4. TCB

      TCB

      Why wouldn't it exist

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