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  1. Shrek

    Why is everyone so excited for Smash Ultimate when the superior fighting game came out ten years ago?

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    1. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      Because we know for certain that You can take part in it, your majesty!

  2. Shrek

    Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

    1. Shrek

      Shrek

      I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

    2. TheOcelot

      TheOcelot

      Image result for shock gif

      I ogree

    3. Teoskaven

      Teoskaven

      N-NANI-?!

    4. The Deleter

      The Deleter

      200.gif

      He returns

      Spoiler

      I don't actually get the meme I just want to carry on the tradition tbh

       

    5. TheOcelot

      TheOcelot

       

    6. Shrek

      Shrek

      She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
      In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
       
      Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
      Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

      Didn't make sense not to live for fun
      Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
    7. TCB

      TCB

      1aa.gif

      The prodigal son has returned to his swamp

    8. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      Image result for zombie arm ground

      GUESS WHO'S CONFIRMED FOR ULTIMATE, DONKEH

    9. PaulyBFromDa303

      PaulyBFromDa303

       

  3. Shrek

    I guess you could say that this is... the Shrekond Coming.

    1. Wraith

      Wraith

      SRd9T4w.gif

    2. Failinhearts

      Failinhearts

      "Shrek 2."

    3. Celestia

      Celestia

      I know it's not true but I choose to believe that the whole reason you went on hiatus was to set up this joke.

    4. Jack / Joker

      Jack / Joker

      I know I came twice when I saw you you smelly fucking ogre

      GIMMIE A HUG

    5. Shrek

      Shrek

      No, you were right. I was busy setting up the ultimate Shrek joke.

    6. super saiyan weegee

      super saiyan weegee

      layer upon layer of sadness has been peeled away as a result of the joy i feel today......

    7. Chaos Warp

      Chaos Warp

      I`m glad I was here long enough to see the Shrekond Coming

    8. RosaRosaRosalina

      RosaRosaRosalina

      am i dreaming

       

      IS THIS A DREAM

      THIS CAN'T BE REAL HOLY SHIT

    9. Hui

      Hui

      hey, i haven't seen you around but nice to meet you :)

    10. TheOcelot

      TheOcelot

      Well it's about time we got SHREK 5: THE SHREKNING!

       

    11. C4k3

      C4k3

      My virgin eyes...

    12. Ferno

      Ferno

      d85036b09993fe735d5dbd1c007442bc95a201ee

      i missed this so much

    13. Tara

      Tara

      Welcome back <3

    14. TCB

      TCB

      THE LEGEND THE MYTH THE ORGE HAS RETURNED TO HIS HUMBLE SWAMP 

    15. Johnny Boy

      Johnny Boy

      Welcome home based ogrelord.

    16. Milo

      Milo

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

      weclome back brogre =d

  4. Shrek

    Do people still tell Shrek jokes, now?

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    2. Failinhearts

      Failinhearts

      Nah.

      We tell Donkey jokes.

    3. -Ace-

      -Ace-

      :o 

      OH GOD

    4. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      SHREK LIIIIIIIVES!

    5. Spin Attaxx

      Spin Attaxx

      He...

      He has returned ;v;

    6. GamerGirl54321

      GamerGirl54321

      hello

    7. TheOcelot

      TheOcelot

      I ogree with this!

    8. Alex2Beta

      Alex2Beta

      The wait is finally ogre.. ;O;

    9. Kaze no Klonoa

      Kaze no Klonoa

      He's...

       

      He's back.......

    10. TheOcelot

      TheOcelot

      Shrek, great to see you. How are you?

    11. C4k3

      C4k3

      No... You left us...

      WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? WELCOME THE FUCK BACK, MANG

    12. Enderwoman

      Enderwoman

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    13. Shrek

      Shrek

      I'm Ogrejoyed about being back from Far, Far Away.

    14. Wraith

      Wraith

      holy SHIT

    15. Brad

      Brad

      NO WAY

      NOOOOO WAAAAAY

    16. Celestia

      Celestia

      He Lives

    17. NGw00d

      NGw00d

      good to see you, friend :')

    18. family guy

      family guy

      our hero has returned

    19. super saiyan weegee

      super saiyan weegee

      i'm fuckign crying

    20. Boomer

      Boomer

      Eh, close enough

      uf1Rris.gif

    21. Chaos Warp

      Chaos Warp

      MY BOY IS BACK

    22. Ferno

      Ferno

      aaaaaaaaaa

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~ it's Shrek

      its Shrek

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    23. Ducktor Naldush Repulsa

      Ducktor Naldush Repulsa

      If somebody once told me you'd be back and rollin'

      I don't think I would've the strenght to believe.

    24. Kiah

      Kiah

      How in the world did I miss this status update?! 

      Welcome back! :D 

    25. w00tkins

      w00tkins

      IS THIS REAL LIFE?!

  5. Shrek

    I think I'm going to take a break for a few days to get some things in order. See you guys later.

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    2. spinny

      spinny

      he's dead, jim

    3. XD375

      XD375

      Please don't joke like that. Shrek is life!

    4. MamboCat

      MamboCat

      Shrek is Legend

    5. Dropdash Waffle

      Dropdash Waffle

      It still is a "few" days yknow

    6. Spin Attaxx

      Spin Attaxx

      Eight months later...

    7. Spin Attaxx

      Spin Attaxx

      Nine months later...

    8. XD375

      XD375

      ;-;

    9. Spin Attaxx

      Spin Attaxx

      Ten months later...

    10. Jack / Joker

      Jack / Joker

      He's never coming back, you guys.

      Get ogre it.

    11. XD375

      XD375

      ;-;

    12. spinny

      spinny

      A whole year and a half later..

    13. XD375

      XD375

      ;-;

    14. Felix

      Felix

      Rest in peace, meme trash

    15. XD375

      XD375

      so sad

    16. Law

      Law

      seven milleniums later...

    17. super saiyan weegee

      super saiyan weegee

      and the memory still burns bright in our minds of the great man we once knew

    18. XD375

      XD375

      hard to believe this was posted less than a few days ago, feels like it's been years

    19. Celestia

      Celestia

      Someday the limit will be reached and nobody will be able to post a comment on this status again

    20. Kaze no Klonoa

      Kaze no Klonoa

      well now

    21. tailsBOOM!

      tailsBOOM!

      @Celestia When exactly is that limit?

    22. spinny

      spinny

      it's been five years jesus christ what the fuck

    23. tailsBOOM!

      tailsBOOM!

      He was on in August

    24. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      This thread is still going I see. 

    25. tailsBOOM!

      tailsBOOM!

      It's Not Ogre yet, @Jovahexeon Joranvexeon!

    26. Celestia

      Celestia

      The limit is like 100-something replies iirc. It's possible it's been increased since tho' since the last time I saw it happen was 3+ years ago.

  6. Shrek

    Here without you Ogres. [Feat. Donkey]

    1. Dropdash Waffle

      Dropdash Waffle

      You never know what you have until its gone

  7. Shrek

    I was disappointed to find out that Sonic Jam has absolutely nothing to do with Michael Jordan.

    1. t0ms0nic

      t0ms0nic

      I was more disappointed by the lack of a Tails Toast lock-on.

  8. Shrek

    This is my OTP. http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/077/c/8/garfield_x_blaze_by_elias1986-d3bx9yj.jpg

    1. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      this is an abomination

      garfield uses thought buubles not speech bubbles ffs

    2. t0ms0nic

      t0ms0nic

      Then what about Blaze x Spider-Man?

  9. Shrek
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQz680xmuac
    1. goku262002

      goku262002

      brony: the movie .

      -117/10 - needs more you.

  10. Shrek

    I consider myself to be a good animator. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzQ4WAFufxM

    1. Space☆Tomoki

      Space☆Tomoki

      You could work for Adult Swim.

    2. Milo

      Milo

      it's beautiful shrek

    3. Space☆Tomoki

      Space☆Tomoki

      Seriously, though, that was hilarious. Good job.

  11. Shrek
    http://peachlover94.deviantart.com/art/Mario-and-Peach-From-Here-to-Eternity-386921424
    1. Komodin

      Komodin

      Cue the dancing Piantas!

    2. RosaRosaRosalina

      RosaRosaRosalina

      oooooh they about to get it on~

  12. Shrek

    I'm insisting on a fisting.

    1. Clades Jin

      Clades Jin

      *backs off*

    2. Boomer

      Boomer

      Go back to your swamp Ogre, I'm sure there's some fairy tale things that will do your bidding.

    3. Spin Attaxx

      Spin Attaxx

      SHREK SMACKDOWN GUYS

  13. Shrek

    Time to appreciate Shrek cakes. http://24.media.tumblr.com/1c66060e9d2f8653725eab76dea8d066/tumblr_mh9qvyoezz1rl4jhdo1_500.jpg

    1. Boomer

      Boomer

      There isn't enough Farquaad

    2. super saiyan weegee

      super saiyan weegee

      There's too much Farquaad as is.

      And he's not even there.

    3. Klinsy

      Klinsy

      I thought ogres are not like cakes.

    4. Boomer

      Boomer

      There can never be enough Farquaad!

  14. Shrek
    I wasn't satisfied with my old banner, so I hope this one is a bit better. Water Palace was one of my favorite levels from the original Sonic Rush, so I chose to include it along with Blaze. The houses in the back are edited sprites, but if that's a problem I can change it.
  15. Shrek
    http://lordfarquaadjokes.tumblr.com/
    1. Boomer

      Boomer

      Well I'm glad that's ogre.

  16. Shrek

    Shrek 2 is 35 years old. Wow.

    1. Cola

      Cola

      I can't believe it. It only came out in 1832.

  17. Shrek

    Guys, remember Boobah?

    1. Victoes

      Victoes

      How could one forget http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/89G5Y8uxwcI/hqdefault.jpg

    2. Spin Attaxx

      Spin Attaxx

      BOOOOOO-BAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

      *nightmare eyes*

  18. Shrek

    The only people comfortable being naked are the ones you don't want to see naked.

    1. Shrek

      Shrek

      Except Shrek.

    2. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      This is true.

    3. Ferno

      Ferno

      the world isn't ready

  19. Shrek

    Mom, it's not a sex doll. It's a sex action figure.

    1. Space☆Tomoki

      Space☆Tomoki

      It has 50 points of sexual articulation!

    2. Celestia

      Celestia

      same

  20. Shrek

    Always remember: Shrek 3, the Last Airbender, and Sonic 06 never happened.

    1. MegaMonster54

      MegaMonster54

      Neither did any other crow movie after the first one, highlander 2-6 and 6Teen.

    2. Sixth-Rate Soma

      Sixth-Rate Soma

      But what of The Last Shrekbender '06?

    3. Space☆Tomoki

      Space☆Tomoki

      MLP:FiM was also cancelled after the first Season, Dragon Ball GT never happened, and Amazing Spider-Man is still Peter Parker and is married to Mary Jane Watson.

    4. MegaMonster54

      MegaMonster54

      Also the New 52 never happened

    5. Space☆Tomoki

      Space☆Tomoki

      Disney Channel never aired crappy tween live action sitcoms.

    6. MegaMonster54

      MegaMonster54

      And the muppets are still awesome…………

  21. Shrek

    The IMDB page for Shrek is very accurate. http://i.imgur.com/nGscnNk.png

    1. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      shrekceeded expectations

    2. Harley Quinn

      Harley Quinn

      'God'

  22. Shrek

    Bold and Brash? More like belongs in the trash.

  23. Shrek
    This Shrekceeded my expectations. Amazing stuff by the way, keep up the great work!
  24. Shrek
    http://sophiasu.deviantart.com/art/Cream-is-a-sexy-b-188112128
    1. Brad

      Brad

      *whispers* no

    2. DocAzure

      DocAzure

      ...I'm not even disturbed by stuff like this anymore...

    3. WhoWhatMan

      WhoWhatMan

      SHE SIX! SHE FREAKING SIX YEARS OLD!

    4. Chili Dawg

      Chili Dawg

      why would you do that

    5. buba

      buba

      dayum!

  25. Shrek

    Remember Jay Jay the Jet Plane?

    1. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      Yes.

    2. AlphaRuby

      AlphaRuby

      Uh...what?

    3. Felix

      Felix

      ...yes

    4. Chooch

      Chooch

      I don't want to remember.

    5. a mystery

      a mystery

      Yeah

      It's... not the best is it

    6. Milo

      Milo

      Yeah. It was basically Thomas the Tank Engine but with live-action characters interacting with CG planes that had faces that nosedived off a diving board into the Uncanny Valley.

    7. RosaRosaRosalina

      RosaRosaRosalina

      sadly

    8. -Ace-

      -Ace-

      The poor mans Thomas the tank engine? Yea I remeber it

    9. DocAzure

      DocAzure

      Crappy kids show that bordered on terrifying? Yeah, I remember it.

    10. Chibinuva

      Chibinuva

      Yep. I was never creeped out by the faces because as a kid I never noticed, and as of now I rarely get creeped out anymore.

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