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  1. jingleblurs98

    has the shrekoning begun yet?

    1. Shrek

      Shrek

      It has. The Ogrelord has finally returned to his swamp.

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  2. Milo

    SHIT PANCAKES I can't believe I missed @Shrek's return :(

    1. Shrek

      Shrek

      Don't worry, brogre. I'm not far, far away anymore.

      This is the Shrekond coming.

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  3. SenEDDtor Missile

    @Shrek Is it your modus operandi to just come and go every 2 years or something?

    1. Shrek

      Shrek

      Sorry for not sticking around longer, brogre. The swamp needs me.

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  4. TheOcelot

    First we get Sonic Mania Plus and then Shrek the King of SSMB returns!

    Image result for gotta go fast shrek gif 

    1. Shrek

      Shrek

      The wait is finally Ogre.

  5. Shrek

    Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

    1. Shrek

      Shrek

      She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
      In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
       
      Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
      Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

      Didn't make sense not to live for fun
      Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

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  6. Shrek

    Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

    1. Shrek

      Shrek

      I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

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  7. Shrek

    I guess you could say that this is... the Shrekond Coming.

    1. Shrek

      Shrek

      No, you were right. I was busy setting up the ultimate Shrek joke.

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  8. Failinhearts

    (Vid) Totally legit actors, guys.

     

    1. Shrek

      Shrek

      When does the new season of that show start? I haven't seen anything for it.

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  9. Shrek

    Do people still tell Shrek jokes, now?

    1. Shrek

      Shrek

      I'm Ogrejoyed about being back from Far, Far Away.

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  10. Felix

    Motion-capture animation... meh.

    1. Shrek

      Shrek

      Same effects company also worked on Tintin. Weta are the masters of motion capture.

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  11. Felix

    Motion-capture animation... meh.

    1. Shrek

      Shrek

      Obviously you haven't seen the Lord of the Rings yet.

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  12. Felix

    Motion-capture animation... meh.

    1. Shrek

      Shrek

      Mo-Cap is awesome when done right. Sadly, that's very rare.

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  13. Crash

    I actually like Shrek 3...

    1. Shrek

      Shrek

      Hated Shrek 3, but Forever After is underrated in my opinion.

  14. Sixth-Rate Soma

    Reaction: Shrek is actually just an okay kids movie from 2001 and not the greatest achievement mankind has ever accomplished.

    1. Shrek

      Shrek

      Get out of my swamp.

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  15. Felix

    i want to be a baby

    1. Shrek

      Shrek

      You already are.

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  16. Felix

    >Teen Beach Movie is actually a thing

    1. Shrek

      Shrek

      Greatest thing since Norbit.

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  17. Felix

    So I finally got to seeing a Pirates of the Caribbean movie for the first time (Curse of the Black Pearl, to be specific). Great movie. How are all the other ones?

    1. Shrek

      Shrek

      Awful.

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  18. Wittymations

    I love the Eggman Godfather header.

    1. Shrek

      Shrek

      Makes me miss Homem.

  19. Wraith

    Ken Penders should be the punchline of every joke

    1. Shrek

      Shrek

      Who is the best Jewish cook?

      Ken Penders.

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  20. DGam'r

    Toontown is finally closing. Damn

    1. Shrek

      Shrek

      Good.

  21. Old dead account

    HOLY FUCK THE TWIN TOWERS HAVE BEEN ATTACKED!!!!! I'M SO NERVOUS I CLICKED ON INTERNET EXPLORER BY ACCIDENT TO SAY THIS!!!!!

    1. Shrek

      Shrek

      I think you forgot the part where you include the punchline.

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  22. Felix
    http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m98m8kXjC71r8rc5co1_500.jpg what
    1. Shrek

      Shrek

      You stop that.

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  23. Cyrus

    Uncle Grandpa's on. Welp, they've always said don't knock it until you've tried it.

    1. Shrek

      Shrek

      It was surprisingly decent imo.

  24. Wraith

    gaming was probably actually better in the 90s though

    1. Shrek

      Shrek

      Yeah. Back when Sonic didn't suck.

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  25. Sixth-Rate Soma

    These "the nineties aren't as great as we think they are" rants aren't nearly as good as the ones we had in the nineties.

    1. Shrek

      Shrek

      2001 is still obviously the best year.

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