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Depression Kong

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    Eating bananas, beating up Kremlings, avoiding Cranky Kong's verbal abuse
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  1. Get ready to catch her.

    1. Shiguy



    2. RosaRosaRosalina


      you know what

      you know what 

      you know what they say


    3. Depression Kong

      Depression Kong


  2. Mania's true ending can only mean one thing.




    1. Strickerx5
    2. NikoS


      already on it


      7.7/10 "too much chuckle"

  3. Fan Art: Amy's Response To Sonic Mania

    You're looking way too deep into this.
  4. So I think the general consensus with Mania is that while it's an absolutely fantastic game in and of itself, its over-reliance on its predecessors and insisting on playing it safe in most cases prevent it from reaching its full potential and being Sonic 4 as we truly imagined it.

    Nothing a sequel/spiritual successor can't fix.

  5. It's called the Wii U because "U" sounds like "Wii" backwards.

  6. The biggest problem with the Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga remake is that it's not called "Superstar Saga Bros." in Europe.

    1. Bobnik


      >biggest problem

      >not being named Superstar Saga Bros.

      If that's the biggest problem, then the remake should be outstanding...

    2. Ferno


      wouldn't superstar bros' saga make more sense tho

    3. Depression Kong
  7. mania's soundtrack is godlike holy shit

    1. Polkadi


      i need more of that mirage saloon act 2 in my ears

      get that vinyl and inject it into my veins

    2. Windowmaker


      I like some of its tracks!

      My favorite is Chemical Plant ACT TWOOOOOOO

  8. I'm gonna go ahead and elaborate a bit on the Forces dream I was talking about earlier, because there was actually quite a bit to it.

    It was PAX West, and Iizuka and co. were having a panel. Right after they revealed a new level (a roboticized Angel Island), just as they were about to wrap up, they played a brand-new cutscene taking place in the level.

    The cutscene begins with an action sequence of Sonic and Tails fighting off a wave of robots. Sonic states that they're going to need backup and asks Tails where Knuckles ran off to, to which Tails claims last time he checked Knuckles was taking his new combat-robot "for a spin". A series of loud yeah's and woohoo's from Knuckles in the distance drown out Sonic's attempt to ask what he's talking about, as a panning shot reveals the new robot running straight towards the gang - A cyborg Big the Cat, with Knuckles standing on top of his left shoulder.

    The cyborg Big was about 2/3 robot, and looked like a fusion between Big and Mecha Sonic. His left arm was a machine-gun, and his right arm was an extendable grapple-arm with a fishing hook on the end. On his belly was a door-hatch that swung open and could be used to protect civilians (it was big enough for 4 Sonic's at the very least) or hold important items for safekeeping. John St. John reprised his role as the voice actor, but it was literally just his Duke Nukem voice.

    1. Dee Dude

      Dee Dude

      *Instant pre order*

  9. I dreamt last night that a new Sonic Forces cutscene got revealed where Tails revealed a new robotic companion to accompany Sonic in the levels.

    It was a cyborg Big.

    1. Bobnik


      That'd make the game a GOTY contender.

    2. Tails spin

      Tails spin

      Goodness, i'm glad you woke up from that nightmare.

    3. NikoS


      In the words of Hoshino-san himself:

       - He would be too powerful!!

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    me only just now coming to the realization that i could've called myself "Mopey Kong"

  11. Justin Cook's Yusuke voice as Mighty Jess Harnell's Crash voice with a DETTTTTTHHHHHHHPICAL lisp as Bean Sarah Silverman's Vanellope voice as Honey
  12. No.

    Piss off.

    Optimization should not take two weeks.

  13. One last word of advice for the yet-to-be-spoiled before I ride off into the sunset, never to be seen for... About a week, I guess.


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    me running the fuck away from my laptop before I get spoiled on mania