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Depression Kong

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  1. Nice Smile
    Depression Kong reacted to A 3 KINGS Heavy engine for a status update, This sounds better than the actual genesis instruments they used in the game:     
    This sounds better than the actual genesis instruments they used in the game:
    «video»  
  2. Chuckle
    Depression Kong got a reaction from PaulyBFromDaNorthP for a status update, I want a Sonic game where Sonic pulls a slip of paper out from under his glove or som   
    I want a Sonic game where Sonic pulls a slip of paper out from under his glove or something and reads out a "power of teamwork" speech in the most monotone robotic fashion possible.
  3. Chuckle
    Depression Kong got a reaction from PaulyBFromDaNorthP for a status update, I want a Sonic game where Sonic pulls a slip of paper out from under his glove or som   
    I want a Sonic game where Sonic pulls a slip of paper out from under his glove or something and reads out a "power of teamwork" speech in the most monotone robotic fashion possible.
  4. Chuckle
    Depression Kong got a reaction from Partridge in a Dee Tree for a status update, "What did you do to my son?!" Ohshima exclaims to Iizuka, cradling the petrified hedg   
    "What did you do to my son?!" Ohshima exclaims to Iizuka, cradling the petrified hedgehog in his arms.
  5. Chuckle
    Depression Kong got a reaction from Partridge in a Dee Tree for a status update, "What did you do to my son?!" Ohshima exclaims to Iizuka, cradling the petrified hedg   
    "What did you do to my son?!" Ohshima exclaims to Iizuka, cradling the petrified hedgehog in his arms.
  6. Thumbs Up
    Depression Kong got a reaction from Gresh11990 for a status update, Back before Mania's story was revealed, I saw someone propose the idea that Mania was   
    Back before Mania's story was revealed, I saw someone propose the idea that Mania was about Eggman making an action survival movie with Sonic as the star.
    Like, Eggman conquers the Sonic-shaped island from the title screen and makes this gigantic movie set all around it. He kidnaps Sonic and the gang somehow and plops them onto the island, forcing them to race around it and try to survive - All the while constantly being recorded (and attacked, of course) by Eggman and his robots for footage for his debut film.
    just something i thought i'd share because this set-up is fucking genius
  7. Thumbs Up
    Depression Kong got a reaction from Gresh11990 for a status update, Back before Mania's story was revealed, I saw someone propose the idea that Mania was   
    Back before Mania's story was revealed, I saw someone propose the idea that Mania was about Eggman making an action survival movie with Sonic as the star.
    Like, Eggman conquers the Sonic-shaped island from the title screen and makes this gigantic movie set all around it. He kidnaps Sonic and the gang somehow and plops them onto the island, forcing them to race around it and try to survive - All the while constantly being recorded (and attacked, of course) by Eggman and his robots for footage for his debut film.
    just something i thought i'd share because this set-up is fucking genius
  8. Thumbs Up
    Depression Kong got a reaction from Gresh11990 for a status update, Back before Mania's story was revealed, I saw someone propose the idea that Mania was   
    Back before Mania's story was revealed, I saw someone propose the idea that Mania was about Eggman making an action survival movie with Sonic as the star.
    Like, Eggman conquers the Sonic-shaped island from the title screen and makes this gigantic movie set all around it. He kidnaps Sonic and the gang somehow and plops them onto the island, forcing them to race around it and try to survive - All the while constantly being recorded (and attacked, of course) by Eggman and his robots for footage for his debut film.
    just something i thought i'd share because this set-up is fucking genius
  9. Thumbs Up
    Depression Kong got a reaction from Gresh11990 for a status update, Back before Mania's story was revealed, I saw someone propose the idea that Mania was   
    Back before Mania's story was revealed, I saw someone propose the idea that Mania was about Eggman making an action survival movie with Sonic as the star.
    Like, Eggman conquers the Sonic-shaped island from the title screen and makes this gigantic movie set all around it. He kidnaps Sonic and the gang somehow and plops them onto the island, forcing them to race around it and try to survive - All the while constantly being recorded (and attacked, of course) by Eggman and his robots for footage for his debut film.
    just something i thought i'd share because this set-up is fucking genius
  10. Thumbs Up
    Depression Kong got a reaction from Motwera for a status update, Sonic Forces Speed Battle has one focused gameplay style, multiple playable character   
    Sonic Forces Speed Battle has one focused gameplay style, multiple playable characters that share the same gameplay as Sonic, and no OC creator.
    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  11. Thumbs Up
    Depression Kong got a reaction from Motwera for a status update, Sonic Forces Speed Battle has one focused gameplay style, multiple playable character   
    Sonic Forces Speed Battle has one focused gameplay style, multiple playable characters that share the same gameplay as Sonic, and no OC creator.
    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  12. Thumbs Up
    Depression Kong got a reaction from Motwera for a status update, Sonic Forces Speed Battle has one focused gameplay style, multiple playable character   
    Sonic Forces Speed Battle has one focused gameplay style, multiple playable characters that share the same gameplay as Sonic, and no OC creator.
    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  13. Thumbs Up
    Depression Kong got a reaction from Motwera for a status update, Sonic Forces Speed Battle has one focused gameplay style, multiple playable character   
    Sonic Forces Speed Battle has one focused gameplay style, multiple playable characters that share the same gameplay as Sonic, and no OC creator.
    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  14. Thumbs Up
    Depression Kong reacted to Froste-the-SnowMetallix for a status update, The best Sonic OC tries cosplaying:   
    The best Sonic OC tries cosplaying:

  15. Thumbs Up
    Depression Kong got a reaction from Yeow for a status update, "But Mario completely changes the geography of his world all the time! Why's it a pro   
    "But Mario completely changes the geography of his world all the time! Why's it a problem when Sonic does it?!"
    Yeah, but that's the thing - Mario didn't try to have a consistent world and story-arc for a few minutes like Sonic did. His world has been self-contained and episodic ever since the beginning, so it's easy so suspend your disbelief that there are Pianta's out in the middle of space.
    You had small story-related stuff like Yoshi recognizing Mario or New Donk City being the same city Mario fought DK in, but that was it. Mario has never tried to do an overarching story across numerous games. Sonic did, so people's expectations are warped.
  16. Thumbs Up
    Depression Kong got a reaction from RedFox99 for a status update, Mario Movie by Genndy Tartakovsky   
    Mario Movie by Genndy Tartakovsky
  17. Thumbs Up
    Depression Kong got a reaction from RedFox99 for a status update, Mario Movie by Genndy Tartakovsky   
    Mario Movie by Genndy Tartakovsky
  18. Chuckle
    Depression Kong got a reaction from Polkadi for a status update, Petition to change the Chuckle reaction to the Mania one instead of the 3&K one.   
    Petition to change the Chuckle reaction to the Mania one instead of the 3&K one.
  19. Nice Smile
    Depression Kong reacted to Typical for a status update, I didn't realise (or remember, I suppose) "Nice Smile" was a thing in 06. It's probab   
    I didn't realise (or remember, I suppose) "Nice Smile" was a thing in 06. It's probably one of the most awkward lines ever. Like, it's not even "I like your smile", or "you look beautiful when you smile", it's just "Nice Smile" with a thumbs up and a really flirty wink. It just feels out of place, and the way he looks down on her.
     
    Yeah I'm thinking about this too much.
    EDIT: Also that person who sent me that "Nice Smile" is a genius.
  20. Thumbs Up
    Depression Kong got a reaction from RedFox99 for a status update, Nice to see more people giving Kishimoto shit as opposed to Iizuka now that the game'   
    Nice to see more people giving Kishimoto shit as opposed to Iizuka now that the game's (kind of) out.
    Don't get me wrong, Iizuka is by no means innocent, but all of Kishimoto's games always being plagued with the exact same issues isn't just a coincidence.
  21. Thumbs Up
    Depression Kong got a reaction from Santamus Prime for a status update, You know those shitty English covers of anime openings where the lyrics are just dire   
    You know those shitty English covers of anime openings where the lyrics are just direct translations of the original and don't even phonetically match the instrumentals?
    Fist Bump.
    That's literally what Fist Bump is.
  22. Thumbs Up
    Depression Kong got a reaction from Santamus Prime for a status update, You know those shitty English covers of anime openings where the lyrics are just dire   
    You know those shitty English covers of anime openings where the lyrics are just direct translations of the original and don't even phonetically match the instrumentals?
    Fist Bump.
    That's literally what Fist Bump is.
  23. Nice Smile
    Depression Kong got a reaction from RedFox99 for a status update, I suppose the easiest way of summing up Forces's problems is that it suffers from lac   
    I suppose the easiest way of summing up Forces's problems is that it suffers from lack of a consistent vision or direction (a Kishimoto game with no consistency, who would'a thunk). Everything from the gameplay to the writing and especially to the story feel like 4 or 5 different games thrown into a blender resulting in this big, disgusting glob of a smoothie.
    Eggman's taken over the world, and Classic Sonic is back, and Shadow, Metal, Chaos and Zavok are back, and there's a new villain, and there's a new plot macguffin, and you can make your own custom character, and Eggman is going to do something to wipe out Sonic and the gang in three days. None of these themes are fleshed out or played with beyond their introduction, and none of them, no matter how tired and cliche they've gotten in the last decade and a half, are played with any self-awareness or "yeah, we know" (something the Sonic series desperately needs).
    "Mess" is a word that people throw around to describe this game a lot, and it's not difficult to see why.
     
  24. Thumbs Up
    Depression Kong got a reaction from Santamus Prime for a status update, You know those shitty English covers of anime openings where the lyrics are just dire   
    You know those shitty English covers of anime openings where the lyrics are just direct translations of the original and don't even phonetically match the instrumentals?
    Fist Bump.
    That's literally what Fist Bump is.
  25. Thumbs Up
    Depression Kong got a reaction from Santamus Prime for a status update, You know those shitty English covers of anime openings where the lyrics are just dire   
    You know those shitty English covers of anime openings where the lyrics are just direct translations of the original and don't even phonetically match the instrumentals?
    Fist Bump.
    That's literally what Fist Bump is.
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