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Rusty Spy

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  1. Smash announcement had to be cancelled when it didn't win goty

  2. Sonic 3 PC: Sonic team never told you what happened to the original music

    Fans: they told me enough, they told me you killed them

    Sonic 3 PC: No... I am the original

    1. Jango


      Search your cartridges, you know it's true!

  3. Tyson is the hero we need, but not the one we deserve

    1. Kuzu


      I made this joke already, get your own material 

  4. I hate this movie. I hate it, I hate everything about it, I hate it for continuing to exist, I hate what a piece of shit it is.......




    That being said Sonic's pretty funny, which is the first time I've been able to say that in forever..... Seriously fuck this movie I hate that I have to give our credit for something

    1. mayday2592


      Lol did it kill your family?

    2. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      I think Rusty Spy just lost the ability to find joy in things after the war. He's a rusty spy after all.

    3. Strickerx5


      Tbh Sonic in this is funnier here than he’s been in the games for the last decade... which is really sad considering that’s all most of those games were going for.

  5. Finishing Dragon Quest XI had me like


    1. tailsBOOM!


      I'm currently in act 2.  I'm trying to do all the sidequests and other stuff, too.  I'm at 80ish hours rn

    2. Soniman


      Me with P5

  6. The more you realize how bizarre some creatures on Earth can be, the more the odds of actual aliens bring beyond our comprehension goes down.

    1. Ferno


      we legit got pokemon on this planet


  7. waiting for Iceborne on PC


  8. I hate prefacing questions with "am I the only one who" but in this case I genuinely wonder; am I the only one who likes food analogies?

    1. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      I read that as foot anologies

  9. Smash 2018: EVERYONE IS HERE

    Pokemon 2019: EVERYONE IS (NOT) HERE

    1. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      Give it a few more generations, and they'll market "Look! We squeezed every single Pokemon back into one game" a major feature.

  10. Crash Team Racing about to be the best kart racing game of all time all over again

    1. Blue Wisp

      Blue Wisp

      It's right up there as best remake of all time.

      It's too much content. Too much.

    2. TCB


      Its my game of the year and it's not even close.

  11. AND Spyro's in CTR!



  13. No, Who are YOU?

    1. Jingilator




  15. Delay the Sonic movie to 3020 and then I'll be happy

    1. NegaMetallix


      Perhaps, but your distant descendants may beg to differ.

  16. The spiders are back


    1. Red


      Australia has taken over. They unleashed the spiders.

  17. I HATE that Detective Pikachu exists, and I HATE that I'm starting to like it. STOP MAKING ME LIKE YOU

    1. Polkadi~☆


      Whoa, what’s wrong with it, where is this all coming from?

    2. PublicEnemy1


      What was wrong with Detective Pikachu in the first place? Sure, some of the Pokemon are uncanny, but it genuinely looks to be witty and fun, with tons of fanservice for Pokemon fans.

  18. Fuck you Paramount you're a fucking disgrace, Sonic Team didn't need helping ruining Sonic you animals

    1. Ferno


      I mean, wasn't it originally Sony that started this

      Heck tbh the project should've died as soon as Sony didn't want it anymore imo

  19. tfw people are unironically going to be changing their gamer tags to noobmaster69


  20. Endgame Spoilers


    I find it amazing how the Smash/Avengers memes came full circle23c.png


  21. I went to see Endgame today and first thing I see when I enter the theater is a nice big Sonic movie poster, and now I get back and see this shit. Curse you foul specter why do you haunt me so!

    1. The Tenth Doctor

      The Tenth Doctor

      Same boat man. 

  22. I've yet to play Dragon Quest 11 and I REALLY want to but the one thing that I legitimately can't get over and which severely hampers my enthusiasm for it is the main characters design. He's like the personification of white noise and his hair is fucking stupid. I legit can't STAND his design and it makes the idea of playing through an entire RPG as this guy, and one that looks better than anything I've ever seen, sound unbearable.


    Like, I get that most RPG protagonists are supposed to be blank slates to project character onto, but he doesn't look like a blank slate, he looks like the most boring, milquetoast person imaginable and is like a walking cardboard cutout of a person next to all the other colorful and expressive party members.

    1. JosepHenry


      DQ way of being traditional to me just hurts the game in general.

      Here is your avatar, he doesnt talk, is set to marry the bland childhood friend from the begininng only, has no reactions to anything, and design sucks.


      Man I looove traditional type avatars. Not.

    2. Rusty Spy

      Rusty Spy

      But all the other DQ protags look good though. They at least look like they have some character to them.

    3. JosepHenry


      DQ IX you could customize so, is the best one lol

  23. I've been hit by Endgame spoilers. I've suffered major damage. I don't think I'm gonna make it guys.


  24. Sakurai: *adds stage builder for Smash*

    Everyone: *uses it to draw pictures*


    1. Panda Claus

      Panda Claus

      *used it to draw smut*

  25. I FINALLY SUCCESSFULLY UPGRADED MY PC. I was stressing my ass off all day after plugging in everything and the thing wouldn't power on, but I found the problem and now I'm in the process of installing Windows. I'll finally be able to play monster hunter world!

    1. Strickerx5


      Congrats! Imo, you've gotten past the hard part and are well on your way to some of the best gaming anyone can experience.

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