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Rusty Spy

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  1. Just my luck. The one time in my life when a guy offers me a pizza pie, and it's the shitty pre baked garbage that's sold in-store.

    1. TwinbeeMkII

      TwinbeeMkII

      I say take the hit. At least it gives you a bar for quality comparisons later :P

  2. Sonic Mania hat officially gonna TROO FAAAAR

    1. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      There's a hat for Sonic Mania?

  3. I've been eating too much guacamole lately

    1. PaulyBFromDa303

      PaulyBFromDa303

      At least it's healthy

  4. Why does Sora change into a monster in the Monster Inc world when humans exist in that world?

    1. Dee Dude

      Dee Dude

      2319

      that or it’s depends on which world he entered first I suppose.

    2. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      Cause Sora is the REAL monster here!

    3. Ryannumber1gamer

      Ryannumber1gamer

      Because Sora and co take the form that's closest to those in any world as to not cause undue disruption. 

      If they were humans in the Monster World - and unlike Boo, wasn't disguised/hidden/hunted/whatever, they'd cause mass panic, like what happened in the movie when Boo was caught at the restaurant. 

      Humans technically exist in Nightmare Before Christmas and Little Mermaid but they still take the form of monsters/mermaids/sea creatures to fit in so they don't give themselves away. Triton even shows a good example in KH1 - He directly tells Sora to get out, not being tricked by the disguise and knowing full-well he's the keyblade bearer, and therefore he should not meddle in the affairs of other worlds.

    4. Rusty Spy

      Rusty Spy

      @Ryannumber1gamer

      Ok, but HOW do they change their forms?

    5. Ryannumber1gamer

      Ryannumber1gamer

      Oh that? That's simple and explained in KH1. Donald changes their forms using his magic when they enter into a new world.

    6. Rusty Spy

      Rusty Spy

      Ok well if Donald can do that than why is he so shit in a fight?

    7. Ryannumber1gamer

      Ryannumber1gamer

      Because Donald hates you.

  5. 1524188271792.jpg

    This better fucking happen

  6. Y'know, the fact that people say Sonic Mania was "surprisingly" good of actually kinda depressing.

    1. Polkadi~☆

      Polkadi~☆

      Ouch.

      No one even acknowledges any of the good Sonic stuff anymore.

    2. Milo

      Milo

      Just goes to show how badly ST/Sega has dragged the series through the mud over the past one-two decades.

      It's also a testament to how bringing a new dev team who actually know what they are doing can dramatically change things for the better.

    3. shdowhunt60

      shdowhunt60

      I mean, I can kinda see it if you haven't had your head wedged up the franchises ass in the post-06 world. Mania just really, really stood out.

  7. tfw you're too tired to do anything, but it's too late in the day to take a nap

    Is this what purgatory feels like?

  8. So I finally got to see the Last Jedi, and the only thing I can say for certain coming out of it

    Star Wars fans are the fucking worst

    1. QuantumEdge

      QuantumEdge

      Some, or rather a good few of them, can be a handful, to say the least.  That said I feel the louder, stupider side of them get heard more so than those with legit criticism.  It's why some of those defending TLJ can be snarky and condescending.  It's goes both ways whether you liked It or not.

    2. Jack at the Cinema

      Jack at the Cinema

      To be honest, the movie is hardly harmful, it really does not deserve any kind of hate, it's very cool made, fans just disagree with story choices, and bold moves like

      Spoiler

      "no more jedi, no more sith".

       

    3. DaddlerTheDalek

      DaddlerTheDalek

      I thought Last Jedi was rather good.

    4. The Tenth Doctor

      The Tenth Doctor

      True, the more I think about it bits don't line up but its not bad.

      Really Luke, if you wanted to go there to be alone and die, why leave a map to find you?

    5. Jack at the Cinema

      Jack at the Cinema

      To be fair, that map was well hidden and scattered. Only R2 could find it basically. It took a whole movie to piece it together.

    6. Ryannumber1gamer

      Ryannumber1gamer

      If I had to guess - maybe when he first went there, he would've come back if Leia and the others were in dire trouble, and therefore only gave R2 the map so he could find him in that circumstance.

      However, with all of the guilt amounting over the years, he changed his mind and decided he'd just cause more trouble.

      Alternatively - it's the map he used to get there in the first place and R2 just happened to still have it.

  9. Fuck Goku, put Android 17 in Smash

    1. Jack at the Cinema

      Jack at the Cinema

      I say put Krillin, and you are guaranteed to win a fight because you never die permanently.

    2. Ratcicle King

      Ratcicle King

      Nah man

      If they put 17, balancing would be impossible.

  10. Greatest plot twist ever

  11. Is Star Allies the first Kirby game since SuperStar where you can have different helpers as co-op partners?

    1. Shiguy

      Shiguy

      Technically Super Star Ultra is the second but that's a remake so yeah.

  12. So I imagine when Sega shows "the future of Sonic", they'll all gather on stage, sit in a big circle, and proceed to sniff each other's farts for 3 hours stopping every few moments to eat a Genesis console.

    1. Rusty Spy

      Rusty Spy

      The real question is who in the audience will stick around to smell the stench.

  13. Let me know when the disappointment hits

  14. "‘Zelda: Breath Of The Wild’ Is A Masterpiece That Proves Japan Could Pull Off Another Pearl Harbor"

    1. Polkadi~☆

      Polkadi~☆

      Yes, because the quality of a Japanese company's product proves this...

    2. Maxtiis

      Maxtiis

      Wtf kind of clickbait name is that?

    3. Legosi (Tani Coyote)
  15. *It's already daylight savings time again*

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    1. Ferno

      Ferno

      30 mins to 5am here when it should only be 3:30

      i've been robbed

      who do i sue for this

    2. Shiguy

      Shiguy

      Meanwhile i'm just sitting here laughing at the context of the image here.

      The comic associated with it is unintentionally hilarious. 

  16. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

    1. Ryannumber1gamer

      Ryannumber1gamer

      I don't get what's so funny?

      I mean yeah, the premise of an adult Christopher Robin seeing Pooh is a bit outlandish, but it could be a somewhat charming idea. Better than a crappy live-action remake and admittedly, seeing Pooh's proper voice in a full movie again is pretty good.

  17. The orgy scene from Stephen Kings 'It' is a childhood trauma I've spent my whole life suppressing, even though I only read it for the first time last year.

    1. Radiant Hero Ike
    2. Kuzu

      Kuzu

      @Radiant Hero Ike There's an orgy of all the remaining characters in the ending of the novel.

    3. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      he's not lying

    4. Blue Wisp

      Blue Wisp

      isn't it a child orgy no less?

      a child orgy in the sewers

    5. KHCast
    6. Vertical Snoop [D.K.]
    7. Radiant Hero Ike
  18. MOM GET THE CAMERA

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    IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENING

  20. just 7-9 more months until Monster Hunter World comes out on PC

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