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  1. Beat Earthbound yesterday. Excellent game. 
    Now it's time to move onto the final game in the Mother trilogy. I am prepared for tears.

    1. Sean


      EarthBound is some good shit

  2. So fighter's pass ends not with a bang, but a pitiful whimper. Such a shame. Here's hoping for the next characters being good.

    1. dbzfan7


      It ended not even with a whimper, but a wind breaking fart

    2. Strickerx5


      Huh, just like the last direct before the base game’s release.

      but which was worse, the plant or this, hm

    3. PublicEnemy1


      At least the plant was so out of left fucking field, it made me laugh and eventually love him. Here, I just groaned. I think Sakurai might be intentionally fucking with us, and, frankly, we kinda deserve it.


    4. dbzfan7


      This is more the meme was made real. People joked over that fire emblem would get dlc to lampshade how they have too many characters. This is legit. We're ending on a wet fart that as we can see has left a lot of salty mad hoes. Me included.

    5. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      @Strickerx5 Piranha Plant was an expected, left field addition. It rubbed a lot of people up the wrong way, but I think it was generally meet with excitement. This is laughable though. They went through 4 different third party additions... And then finished up with another Fire Emblem character. Granted this time they're not really a sword fighter, it's still just a bit much.

  3. This last fighter doesn't look to be leaked yet. 

    Let's keep it that way, shall we?

    1. Polkadi~☆


      and then over here of course we have FORTNITE CONFIRMED FOR SMASH REAL LEAK 2019

    2. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      Didn't Brian Hanford outright claimed that it's Dante? Does that not count as leaking via staff?

    3. PublicEnemy1


      I thought he was just wanting him to get into smash, not saying that he's fully in. Besides, who would outright say that?

  4. I forgot how hell early game Earthbound is. Your attacks miss 50% of the time, enemies do more damage than they should, and FUCK EVIL RAMBLING SHROOMS

    1. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      The bosses are fucking difficult. Frank Mk 2 hits like...well a tank and the gauntlet of the police officers is a hard one. Not to mention the Giant Ant is surprisingly strong too.


    2. PublicEnemy1


      It's not Mother 1 hard, but having 2 sequential bosses off the bat doesn't really help matters.

  5. In celebration of Oddity, I'm having a Mother marathon. I just beat Mother 1 (GBA version, fan translation. Easy Ring made things smoother for me)  

    Despite its archaic design, horrible balance, and rushed dialog...

    I actually really liked this game. I loved the subtle ways the game told what little story it had, and worked around the NES' limitations. I loved the soundtrack, as short and repetitive it can be.

  6. Any of y'all remember Mother 4?

    This is it now. Glad to see it's still continuing under its own IP.

  7. Y'know, despite not being a huge sports game fan..

    ESPECIALLY not the recent ones from EA...

    I still think NFL Street is the bomb to this day.

  8. Ugh, I wish SOMETHING would happen. What'd I miss? I haven't been here for a week.

    1. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      It's the Game Award's fault nothing is happening

  9. Well that was a waste of my time that could've been spent doing my essay that's due tomorrow.


  11. I don't think Green Day aged that well for me.

  12. *sees MTG trailer*
    oh cool  
    *sees Black Lotus*

  13. OK, I did not expect to see an Xbox console reveal here.

  14. NGL, if this is how the movie turns out, I'll be so happy. The Super Mario Adventures comics were great.

  15. Binding of Isaac is literally my life rn
    It's so fucking addicting.
    I'm like, "just one more run", and end up playing for another hour.
    Azazel is my favorite character to play.
    Short range, but it's still fucking brimstone.
    Brimstone is brimstone, and it still wrecks shit.

  16. I was gone without internet for a whole day and I have over 100 status updates that I'm not gonna all check. What'd I miss yesterday?

    1. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      I don't wanna jump to any conclusions...

    2. Big Panda

      Big Panda

      A mass suicide in which multiple members threw themselves off of a post.

    3. PublicEnemy1
    4. Big Panda

      Big Panda

      Sean made a status talking about something odd he’d noticed in a Sonic game, and others began following suit, often starting by saying that they were “jumping off of Sean’s post”.

    5. PublicEnemy1
  17. Don't you hate it when you're late to news
    And every fucking asshole has already said it in every Discord server and forum before you. That's how I feel about Spiderverse 2 right now.

  18. Here's my Halloween tradition


  19. Can't wait for Freedom Planet 2!

  20. Are you guys ever worried about being forgotten here?

    1. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      Who are you again?

    2. PublicEnemy1


      The scary part is that I don't know if you're joking or not.

    3. Blue Blood
    4. PaddyFancy


      I'd be more worried about being forgotten in general.

    5. Polkadi~☆


      To be forgotten is a death that I'd strive to never suffer from.

  21. You don't need to be a feminist to be a good person.
    You don't have to be of a specific political party.
    You don't have a vegan to be a good person.
    You don't have to have pronouns in bio to be a good person.


    If you see a woman, respect them. You don't have to be a feminist to do that. Y'know what, scratch that, respect EVERYBODY. Regardless of gender, sexual orientation, race, nationality, religion, EVERYTHING.

  22. I hate Box Elder bugs. They are LITERALLY EVERYWHERE IN MY HOUSE.

  23. This got me thinking: how would you guys like a Mario cartoon be done?

    1. Perkilator


      Somewhere between 100% faithful to the source material and standing out on its own.

    2. Zaysho


      I think something similar to Super Mario Adventures with the developed world from the earlier RPGs (SMRPG, PM64/TTYD, Superstar Saga). Mario has so many fun and interesting ideas and characters I think there's endless amounts of material to pull from.

    3. Cayenne


      I would like something similar to the RPG games. The best parts of Super Mario RPG, Paper Mario and Mario & Luigi mixed in one package, with arcs, fun scenes, serious scenes and more characterization for the Bros. and friends.

    4. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      I was thinking it would have a similar formula to Kirby RBaY:

      Mario & Co. are presented with a conflict that often leads up to facing the Monster of the Week, then he transforms with a powerup to overcome this conflict, and it concludes with him collecting a Star. (Like how an end of an episode is like the end of a level)


      Another idea I have is making it a sketch show, and feature different main stories and shorts each episodes. This is inspired by how the first Mario show switched between a live action sitcom, the main cartoon, and sometimes the Zelda cartoon instead. They could be based on different branches in the franchise, and could have different art styles to boot-

      Mainline Mario: Normal 3D or 2D

      Retro Shorts: NES Sprites, features simple plots with no dialouge that act as transitions. Can sometimes feature Mario Paint/Maker elements to give a more antic, Sesame Street like feeling.

      Mario Kart/Sports: 3D (cel-shaded?) or 2D, Focuses on different characters each episodes as they go through their struggles with rivals and other problems on the road/field.

      Donkey Kong- 3D, Less songs, More action

      Yoshi- Either crayon shaded 2D or in the Woolly Crafty style, basically extended version of those promtion shorts for YWW featuring Yoshi, Poochy and Baby Mario.

      Wario: 2D anime. Can be either Wario Land or Wario Ware based (or both).

      Luigi's Mansion- Stylized, Claymation-esque 3D, focuses on the perils of Luigi, Polterpup and Egadd

      Paper Mario: 2D characters, 3D background with popup book style, can also look similar to the Yoshi style

      Captain Toad: 3D, Maybe it could do the whole treasure hunting thing if Wario doesn't already?

    5. Marcello
    6. PublicEnemy1


      I would do something similar to Marc's idea...

      EXCEPT instead of the final episode of the series, it's only the Season 1 finale.

      And after that, there WOULD be more over-arching stories with character development, because 1. it'd make everything feel less one-note, and 2. I don't think it's possible to adapt stories like Super Paper Mario in one or two episodes without it feeling HEAVILY rushed. I think they should take the Ducktales 2017 route for the series.

  24. All this talk about the Sonic movie and I'm here thinking, "remember the Mario movie being made by Illumination?" I'm still wondering how that will go.

    On one hand, it's Illumination, one of the most cheapest animation companies that are actually successful. On the other, Miyamoto's gonna be heavily involved, so there will be SOME quality control.

    On the other other hand, this is the guy that ruined Paper Mario and hates story, which is REQUIRED in a good movie, unlike a game, where story can be nonexistent and still be good. 

    So all in all, I'm conflicted.

    1. Diogenes


      "miyamoto hates story" is such a ridiculous rumor

    2. PublicEnemy1


      Then why did he take it all away from the Paper Mario series? Yes, it was Tanabe that followed the orders, but Miyamoto was the one that told him that story wasn't necessary and that they weren't allowed to use original characters, and that's how we got a surplus of Toads everywhere.

    3. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      If a game must put gameplay first to him, a movie must inevitably put story first. Miyamoto is smart enough to tell the difference between a game and a movie

    4. Diogenes



      Then why did he take it all away from the Paper Mario series?

      he didn't

      the games still have stories

      just not the exact kind of story you want

    5. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry


      Now that AlphaDream is dead, the ball's back in Intelligent Systems court for owning the sole Mario image, and after facing two poorly received games, they might need a back up plan fast. With Fire Emblem out of the way, I expect to hear about what's next for PM eventually.

    6. Wraith


      the games don't have stories 

    7. PublicEnemy1


      Oh yeah, the stories. I guess they were TECHNICALLY stories, but it was so barebones. At least Color Splash was kinda funny, but there's NO saving Sticker Star's story, IMO.

    8. PublicEnemy1


      @Wraith The Paper Mario series had them. Or they USED to. Good ones, anyway.

    9. Wraith


      miyamoto is not interested in telling traditional narratives in games because he'd rather mess with  concepts that lean harder on things that only the interactive side of the medium can do well. you can defend this artistic position without defending the aimless piles of shit that are the new paper mario games. Please. He didn't even directly work on them. It's okay 

    10. PublicEnemy1


      @Wraith Y'know, when you put it that way, I think I can agree with that.

  25. I fucking hate nasal congestion. I've had it all weekend. No matter what I do, from medicine to home remedies, I can't get it under control. I can't breathe well, and when I can't FUCKING breathe, I can't FUCKING SLEEP. It makes me want to cut my nose off just so that I can breathe easier, it's that fucking unbearable.

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