PublicEnemy1

I'm kinda not happy right now. I want to get into Dragon Quest since the Smash announcement, and I have almost everything I need for all the games.

Except a phone.

Why would I need a phone? To play Dragon Quest 4, of course!

But you say, "But it's on the DS! You could play it there!"

Unfortunately, the DS version doesn't have Party Chat. Ergo, 80% of the characterization is GONE. I am always about characters in RPG, and if I can't get attached to them (because, honestly, turn-based RPGs are usually boring), then why bother? The only way I'll get to experience the definitive version of the game is if someone hacks the mobile script in, and for some reason a patch like that doesn't exist. Every person that attempted it disappeared off the face of the earth. I mean, it can't be that hard. We already have the script, just plug it into the Japanese version. (which DOES have party chat, BTW, because the localizers were lazy aND DID A FUCKING HALF-ASSED JOB FOR THE GAME GODDAMNI-)