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  1. We must all live in fear of Batman's ultimate weapon: the dreaded Bat-Swirlie.

  2. So I just got a message on Xbox Live with a code for Minecraft Bedrock (a game I already own). Not from any account, but from Microsoft itself. I can't tell if it's some kind if scam of if Microsoft done goofed. Now if it's the latter, I do have a hypothesis: see, when I first got my Xbox One I couldn't remember my old account info so I made a new one and played all my stuff on that until 2017 when I did remember and got my old account back. One of the games I played on the other's account was the old Xhox One version of Minecraft (that I have on disc). When Bedrock came out everyone who logged enough time on the old version got to upgrade for free (though I don't remember getting a code to do that, could be wrong though).  Well earlier this year I went and got all the Achievements on Bedrock, and about a month ago I decided to try the same for the old version since I played it back before I got my old account. I gave up because there are some multiplayer Achievements that just aren't happening in 2019. But I did put in enough time to "qualify" for the upgrade. So am I just sitting on a Minecraft key now? If so, then I finally have an excuse to make my dad try it. Also sorry for being long winded.


  3. Sanic & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles  & Knuckles  & Knuckles & Knuckles  & Knuckles...

  4. 2020 is going to be pure chaos. How much you wanna bet Rump-a-Dump's gonna win again somehow? Either way, everyone's going to be at each other's throats and I'm not looking forward to it.

    1. Myst


      ..I'm voting for Trump..

      But yeah, things are going to get crazy. I'm not even going to watch election coverage. I'll just wait until the next morning and find out who won.

    2. Harkofthewaa


      I watched the last election on PBS, and it was absolutely hilarious. Everyone commentating were all liberals expecting Hillary to win as the polls predicted. When Trump shot ahead to an early lead, they at first weren't concerned. As the hours passed and the lead slowly grew larger, as the possibility of Trump winning glommed over their heads, they turned venomous. They started in about how much Trump sucked, and one of them straight up compared him to Hitler. And as it became clear that Trump had won, one of them had a tranquil rage quit, getting up and leaving without saying a word. That election took eo long but watching a bunch of 40-60 year old men and women foaming at the mouth made it all worth it. Honestly, I hope Trump wins, if for nothing else, so I can see that spectacle again.

  5. sdgfer.jpg.c99c2fe6d88e3db1f36f5c937cb20967.jpg

    When your product sounds like the Stand of Misty and Jotaro's secret love child.

  6. So I was trying to download that CTR:NR patch... and it froze. At 97.8%. And it's one of those games that uninstalled completely when you try to cancel an update. So thanks Beenox, now I'm stuck having to re-download EVERYTHING. From Nitro Tour kn up. At least I wasn't stupid enough to buy this game digitally, so that's 15 GB I don't have to download. Can't wait to see how big this patch is going to be, and if it freezes again I'm gonna go Super Saiyan from rage.


  7. So get this: Yesterday I downloaded the old Xbox One version of Minecraft( not Bedrock, the older console version by 4J Studios), since  I didn't have my old  XBLA account when when that version was current, so no Achievements. So I started a new world and almost immediately spotted a Woodland Mansion. After getting enough iron for armor and a sword, and enough coal for several stacks of torches, I was able to successfully raid the thing. I also brought a bucket of lava as  an emergency weapon, though I didn't  need it. So I went off into the surrounding woods and dumped the lave, then went mining. A while later, I looked up into the shaft I dug out inside my new house and saw daylight. I assumed it was a render bug. Later when I came back up, well... let's just say I no longer live in what can be called a Woodland Mansion. Thing looks like it got hit by a nuke.

  8. Some unholy force coerced me into playing through Sonic 4 today. Physics aside, Episode 1's graphics have not aged well, and the level design in the second half just blows. Episode 2 fares considerably better in both areas, and having the Tails assist combined with Super Sonic actually gives you a lot of mobility. I could see Episode 2 being a decent speed game if someone ever takes a crack at it.


    1. Strong Guy

      Strong Guy

      That's what I thought too until I saw actual speed runs of Ep 2 and it's just constantly abusing super 69 attack

    2. Mil-O-Lantern



      but @Strong Guy is correct, there is literally no reason for most speedrunners (or most players, period) to play episode 2 without using the rolling combo outside of a self-imposed challenge. instantly puts you at top speed, is pretty much invincible to all enemies and hazards (inc. spikes), can outright roll up walls / steep slopes, and pretty much has virtually no limitations or requirements to its use. the only restraints it has is that you can still die by falling into a bottomless pit and you can't use it in mid-air. it actually makes the boost mechanic look handicapped in comparison, that's how much of a game breaker it is.

      i'd also say episode 1's graphics were pretty bad even at the time of it's release. it's just a thrown-together patchwork of conflicting assets, you have 3D objects and backgrounds existing in the same space as 2D pre-rendered environments and 2D cel-shaded sprites of characters and none of it looks one bit cohesive. it has the look of a early 2010s cheap smartphone game. (but what would you expect from a game that not only had a smartphone release, but was originally conceived as one from the start.)

    3. Ferno


      I stiill respect Episode 2 for atleast attempting to make Tails super important gameplay-wise for the first time in years at that time (and since, tbh, other than Mania)

  9. Nothing says that you're having a bad day than having the garbage bag burst on you when you're two feet from the dumpster. So I took two showers today, how's your day been?

    1. Dr Egg-Gin

      Dr Egg-Gin

      I guess now would be an appropriate time as any to link this chestnut. 


  10. I had a dream last night where I was playing Shadow the Hedgehog 2. It felt like a mission pack sequel, with little else but new levels and an excuse plot where Shadow just goes from level to level killing all the Black Arms left over from the first game as some kind of recompense to GUN.

  11. I want to play 4 resident evil again, but I can't decide if I want to play tit on the Xbox One or the Nintendo Wii. Better graphics and sixty fps, or the god tier motion control aiming. Hmm

  12. Are there any good single player pirate games out there? Just asking.

    1. Spookilator
    2. I Have Berry!
    3. Crow the BOOLET

      Crow the BOOLET

      I would say Assassin's Creed 4. It depends on your taste.

  13. I started up a new Terraria world today. As I was exploring I found that the world was like fifty percent Corruption. So I started another new world, because that just isn't viable.

  14. Platform Wars V: Steam Strikes Back

  15. Just let that sink in.

    really though this is probably the closest we'll ever get to Nintendo actually acknowledging fan talent, even if they don't realize it

    1. I Have Berry!

      I Have Berry!

      In the immortal words of said fan talent:


      "I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOUR SHIT. You little fuckers are going to have your bodies ripped in half. I'll shove your asses so far down your throats that when you crap you'll sing fucking Beethoven."


      "tl;dr: eat shit, faggots"


  16. I decided to go ahead and get a new android, which arrived yesterday. I gotta ask, are there any good utility apps you could recommend for me?

  17. Man, this Cancel Culture bullshit REALLY needs to stop. 

  18. https://www.gameinformer.com/2019/09/10/kfc-is-making-a-game-where-you-can-date-colonel-sanders-no-this-isnt-a-joke

    In case it wasn't clear before, we are officially in the bad timeline now.

    1. Petrifying Panda

      Petrifying Panda

      *is not the John Goodman version from that Funny or Die sketch* I’m out.

    2. Speederino


      Considering how unhappy Sanders was with how KFC was being run right before he died, and also how they treat him like a silly cartoon character nowadays, I'm surprised he still hasn't burst out of his grave and rained hellfire down on them yet.

  19. I just love in Resident Evil 4 that when you get out of the village and into the castle Leon suddenly remembers he can suplex.

    1. The Tenth Doctor

      The Tenth Doctor

      Its just that Leon feels more comfortable suplexing people in robes.

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    Garchomp vs Mega Garchomp, prove me wrong.

  21. Tfw you want to play Undertale but it's available for literally everything BUT Xbox One. 

    1. JezMM


      Why not play on PC?  It's system requirements are incredibly low I'm sure.

    2. Harkofthewaa


      Because my laptop is a 10 year old hunk of junk that really needs replaced. It's all it can do to run Google Chrome.

    3. JezMM


      Ah dang.  Well you could always use Deltarune as a testbed since it's a free download - if that runs okay, I'm sure Undertale would too (though I'd recommend not playing far since Deltarune is a better experience for having played Undertale even though it's not a sequel).

  22. That moment when you've been playing No Mans Sky and haven't saved in a couple hours, then your controllers batteries die and when you resume you reload a previous save because you had instant confirm on and the pause screen defaults to the Options tab with the icon over the reload button:


    1. Tatters


      You have my condolences. 

  23. I bet everyone is going to have Fun fighting nothing but Sans Miis in Smash when he releases. 

    1. Nina Cortex Spookhexeon

      Nina Cortex Spookhexeon

      He's already on the game now. Came with Banjo & Kazooie.

  24. My sub box is flooded with like 50 Kingdom Hearts II rips. What the heck did SiIvagunner smoke today?

    1. I Have Berry!

      I Have Berry!

      It's not any real HQ rips more so than its "LOL with all that reverb and also it being Kingdom Hearts, I know exactly who made this one. Good stuff my dude" 2, Electric Boogaloo. 


      Well the other option would be the daily "Farting D.V.A Cosplayer" caper they recent started. Sure glad I don't subscribe to things like this. 

    2. Menace2Society


      Yeah, I’m pretty glad I’ve unsubscribed to them. Their “high quality rips” schtick got old fast and I was sick of the video spams. 

  25. Well Xbox Live is straight up down right now. Wonder why?

    1. I Have Berry!

      I Have Berry!

      Because now it's Xbox Dead!



    2. Ryannumber1Scarer


      Probably maintenance or something else, happens to PS as well.

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