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    Agent Jack got a reaction from Nepenthe in Our pets   
    These are my foofies, Kelvin (left) and Thor (right):




    Kelvin's a Fox Terrier / Chihuahua mix more commonly known as a Taco Terrier, and Thor's a Schipperke (albeit a really fat one). I love em to death, even Thor, despite the fact that his front end and his back end smell exactly the same.
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    Agent Jack reacted to Mogtaki in Archie Sonic Main Discussion   
    I'm sorry.
     
    I'm not.
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    Agent Jack reacted to Jeffhog in "Students suspended after seeing topless pic of teacher on school-issued iPad"   
    Why are kids being punished for a teacher's actions? How is this their fault in the first place if they've ended up with it due to their teacher's negligence?

    The fact that they're being suspended and possibly expelled because of this is a load of bullshit.

    EDIT: Kids these days and their school-issued iPads... WHEN I WAS A KID, WE HAD BOOKS.

    /THREAD
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    Agent Jack reacted to WarioBone in Extras (as in Bonus Content)   
    You know what game had badass unlockables? Gems Collection. You got concept art, screenshots, demos, videos, precious illustrations, cheats, music (albeit a small amount), and more games. Generations had tons of concept art, music, and some cool little character profile things.

    However, for the most part, Sonic games tend to lack on the bonus content. You'll unlock a Hard Mode here, a Super Sonic there, but it's nothing that really makes you tingle with excitement. What kind of extras would you like to see in future Sonic games?

    Here's a list of some hopefuls (that are probably completely unrealistic):

    -Character Skins, ala Metal Sonic from SA:DX. Sonic could have Metal, Shadow, Blaze, and other characters who have similar movesets, so everyone can play as their favorite character without it being forced on everyone else. To clarify, I'm talking about full model, voice, and animation swaps.

    -Unlockable Alternate Soundtracks, ala Generations. While the main game would have its own, original soundtrack, you could also unlock remixes from similar stages to use.

    -In-Depth Character Profiles. I'm talking three to four paragraphs per character, along with some basic stats (age, abilities, random fun fact) and a model you can move around and play with. Could clear up some discrepancies among characters' back stories, and confirm/deny canon.

    -Concept Art/Gameplay. I don't just want concept art, I want gameplay videos from various stages of development. Show things that were cut from the game, not just stuff that's still in.

    -Bonus Levels, ala SA2. Doesn't even have to be callback stages. I just want more levels. Hell, I'd even settle for more non-gimmick acts of already present stages.

    What kind of extras would you like to see?
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    Agent Jack reacted to Cola in Kellogg's Tip & Sip bowls   
    STRAW?

    HAH!

    I FUCKING LIFT UP THE ENTIRE BOWL AND DOWN IT ALL IN ONE SHOT






    LIKE A MAN
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    Agent Jack reacted to StaticMania in Chrononego's Drawings   
    I like to draw, I draw tons of art Mostly featuring Sonic the Hedgehog. I've always liked drawing Sonic art ever since the second grade. So here are some of my drawings that I've done most recently since I lost the rest of them.
    I will show the ones I think that are the most good.

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    Agent Jack reacted to Jack / Joker in To Classic Fans: Is Sonic Generations worth buying?   
    To Classic Fans: Is Sonic Generations worth buying - YES!
    To Classic Fags: Is Sonic Generations worth buying - NO!
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    Agent Jack reacted to Solkia in Funniest moment you've had in a sonic game   
    "Hey sis, watch this!"

    *goes Super Sonic in Sonic 2*

    "WHAT THE HELL, HOW ARE YOU PLAYING AS KNUCKLES?"
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    Agent Jack reacted to SonikkuXM in Artwork: SonikkuXM's Doodlez   
    My other topic vanished. I think it's because I forgot to change the title before I posted it. Anyway, drawing has always been a hobby of mine. My sister is going to attend AI, the Art Institute, when she gets enough money saved up to get herself in with the help of art scholarships. I started drawing because of her :3 I'm still trying to improve! I'm working on my shading techniques a lot, and I've been trying to figure out how to get a more realistic feel. But most times I fail. I dunno, anybody know any good tutorials to watch/try?

    Here are a few pictures. I'm gonna try and get some rough stuff up some time, I sketch all the time during class while waiting for instructions and stuff.

    This is my DeviantArt ID .3. I often draw one of my characters with the hedgehogs. A lot. She's the only human I can really draw.


    There she is again! lawl


    Feraligatr! Done with Sharpies, but they were dying when I made it. It was for a Pokemon card binder on the backside. I made a Krookodile for the front.




    How come my preview pics are showing up so tiny????
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    Agent Jack reacted to Wraith in The Sonic Fanbase, Circa 1990s! See what our forefathers were talking about   
    They're so much BETTER than us guys. Seriously, we're spoiled little assholes. We start petty flamewars over stupid shit like green eyes and whether or not somebody has a possible chance of being in a spinoff game, and these guys can debate while respecting each-other.
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    Agent Jack reacted to Jeffhog in The Sonic Fanbase, Circa 1990s! See what our forefathers were talking about   
    ...holy crap, people on the internet were nice to each other back then.

    Arguments were kept civil without raging like all hell broke loose! Disagreements were met with amicable responses, even from those who disagree themselves!?

    WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED.
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    Agent Jack reacted to SenEDDtor Missile in What if Shadow Gave His Life Again?   
    Edit.
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    Agent Jack reacted to goku262002 in The Sonic Fanbase, Circa 1990s! See what our forefathers were talking about   
    The Sonic Fanbase, its been a long going thing. ever since the early days of the internet actually!

    Recently, Our friend Nintendoga found a Nintendo vs. SEGA thread in google groups archives. these archives span back to 1989 and beyond. so it got us other status dwellers thinking what else was buried in here.

    So we looked, and found some amazing things.

    Look what I found just by searching in 1991:
    ~1 of the first release threads! check the timestamp, a day before the official release! lucky guy.
    ~Also, one of the first impression threads. man, soo polite to eachother.
    ~At one point, Sonic was going to be ported to Amiga by US GOLD, and appearently they sucked. bad.
    ~A "What do you want out of a Sonic Sequal" Sonic 2 coming to MEGA CD, and SOA Confirmed it at one point?!
    ~ (linked from another thread)

    See what you can find by searching the archives!

    Sonic the hedgehog (1991):
    [link]

    Sonic the hedgehog - Gamegear (1991):
    [link]

    Sonic the hedgehog 2 (1992):
    [link]
    [link 2]

    Sonic the hedgehog 2 - Gamegear (1992):
    N/A

    Sonic CD (1993):
    [link]

    Sonic Spinball (1993):
    [link]

    Sonic Chaos (1993):
    [link]

    Sonic the hedgehog 3 (1994):
    [link]

    Sonic & Knuckles (1994):
    [link]

    Sonic Triple Trouble (1994):
    [link]

    Knuckles' Chaotix (1995):
    [link]

    Sonic Labyrinth (1995):
    N/A

    Tails' Skypatrol (1995):
    N/A

    Tails' Adventure (1995):
    N/A

    Sonic 3D Blast (1996-1997):
    [link]
    [link 2]

    Sonic The Fighters (1996):
    [link]

    Sonic Blast (1996):
    [link]

    Sonic X-Treme (1995-1997):
    [link]

    Sonic R (1997):
    [link]

    Sonic Jam (1997):
    [link]

    Sonic Adventure (1998-1999):
    [link]

    Sonic Pocket Adventure (1999-2000):
    [link]

    Sonic Shuffle (2000):
    [link]

    Sonic Adventure 2 (2001):
    [link]

    ***I Will not be adding anymore games after 2001. mainly because after this year, this form of the Internet started dying off and evolving into a Bulletin/Message Board System***

    I'll add more games from the past as I go and probably stop around Sonic adventure 2, but lets see what we find from the past games first.
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    Agent Jack reacted to Sean in Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed...!   
    You're not allowed to act like a jackass, that's what. I have been getting constant reports about your behavior and I'm seriously sick of seeing you dance around like whatever you say is free reign just because you have an opinion. Your ability to back up your thoughts is pathetic and your responses to other people moreso. All you seem to be able to do is treat everyone like they're an idiot.
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    Agent Jack reacted to Sean in Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed...!   
    Konata1000, stop bringing shit in every topic you post in. Locking your topic doesn't give you an excuse to do it elsewhere. If you don't knock it off right away you can expect a strike for continuous obnoxious behavior.

    In fact, I'm deleting every post so no one can respond to it. Now isn't that better?
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    Agent Jack reacted to Solkia in Gaming Graveyard   
    I accidentally set my copy of 06 on fire.

    then accidentally put the fire out with piss

    accidentally

    jk, but i shoud do that one of these days
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    Agent Jack reacted to Sean in Underrated Sonic Games   
    Stupid topic is stupid, including the replies. Topic creator is being too dramatic and confrontational, so I recommend a couple elephant tranquilizers before you act like a hot shot about having an opinion or two. I don't feel like dealing with this and it's like every reply here is one word too much for me to even read so goodbye topic.
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    Agent Jack reacted to Enderwoman in Underrated Sonic Games   
    This topic is getting really stupid.
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    Agent Jack reacted to Indigo Rush in Crazy-ass lies our fellow classmates told as kids   
    One time I was promised by this kid a Mewtwo card for trading in my holographic Machamp.

    I'm still waiting for that Mewtwo card.

    Greg, if you can read this, no, the scars haven't healed.
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    Agent Jack reacted to Alexander in Crazy-ass lies our fellow classmates told as kids   
    Tell me if the following scenario rings a bell:

    Douchebag kid in my class: I have a super rare Pokemon card from Japan. It's Blastoise and Charizard fused together. It has 500 HP.
    Me: Duuuuh... wooow!! That's so cool! Can I see it?!
    Kid: Yeah, I guess. I keep it separate from my other cards because it's so rare, but I'll bring it tomorrow.
    *next day*
    Me: Hey, do you have the card?!
    Kid: Huh? Oh, right. I left it at my uncle's house. I'll bring it tomorrow.
    *repeat*

    The topic may have been different, but admit it. We all knew that kid in grade school. The fuckwad(s) that got our dicks n' nips hard with outrages lies and empty promises, and we were too naive and gullible to not believe them. Hell, some of us here may even be one of those kids that told lies to the gullible ones. I thought this might be a fun topic, haha. XD Sharing some of the crazy lies we heard (or told... douchebags D:) on the playground when we were youngsters.

    Now, I'm not trying to toot my own horn, but I was a pretty smart kid back in the day. Smart... but easily fooled. It was only during my younger years when I was incredibly gullible. In my day, kids were really big on Pokemon and video games (... guess not much has changed lol), and most of the straight up lies that were told to my face involved those things. As time went on, I knew better than to believe these motherfuckers. There's only so many times you can ask someone to prove something only to have them not come through multiple times. The little "scene" I reenacted in the beginning of my post is actually a true story. XD Other ones I remember are people saying that they actually unlocked Sonic and Tails in Smash Bros. Melee. I knew it was a joke from a magazine, and this one asshole was very persistent and wouldn't quit. He was quite literally acting like a jackass. You tell him it isn't real, but he wouldn't hear it. "Nuh-uh! It's true! I unlocked them!". My ass. Another one I remember from middle school actually, is some bitch claiming that Jurassic Park IV was in the works (this was long before it was actually confirmed) and it was gonna be called "Jurassic Park IV: Pterodactyls in New York". Again. My. Ass.

    It's always fun to hear stories like these in my opinion, and I'm hoping you guys out there remember some of them so you can share them as well!
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    Agent Jack reacted to Mega in Does Sonic really need a story?   
    I hate the assumption that kids' entertainment has to be light, pandering material. Kids can handle darker themes. Kids can also handle sophisticated writing with genuine effort put into it. Disney, Pixar, and Ghibli works are all material that can be enjoyed by kids and adults alike.

    The difference is that the "dark" Sonic games often had really shaky writing. I think a semi-dark Sonic game can work if it's handled in a way that is more than just GRIMDARKZ. The kinda tone in Unleashed would work well with the right writing direction.

    The kind of tone used in Epic Mickey and the Pokémon Mystery Dungeon games would be another good direction to steer the series in, as both games can be light when necessary, but aren't afraid of getting a little sinister.
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    Agent Jack reacted to Remy in I need to give up trolling and concentrate in my classes instead   
    you really need to get a hobby or something dood.
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    Agent Jack got a reaction from Wentos in [ARTWORK] Shield your eyes, this is about to get ugly   
    Greetings ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Before we begin with the show, I'd like to announce that it was just a mere 4 months ago in which I began my journey here at SSMB. But what most of you may not know, Is that I had began a sinister countdown on the day of my arrival.. Each minute of every day, as time passed, the clock slowly ticked down. Each and every minute that passed brought you all closer to the day in which I'd unleash a catastrophic event upon the forums. Now, as you gather here today, the last few seconds count their way down, and I prepare to unveil to you all.... (3, 2, 1...)



    ...The monstrosity that is my current art portfolio!
    *bum bum buuuuuum*


    Wait what? You expected something else?

    Well, gee. Sorry for not bringing forth the second coming of Perfect Chaos. I'm not THAT cool.


    Either way, without further ado, I'll start by posting my latest scribbles, reformatted to fit your screen!
    (meaning, yeah, alot of these were too big to post, view the full sizes on my Deviantart)





    And finally, out of all my newest stuff. I opened up an ask blog on tumblr in order to improve my art skills. Picked (obviously) to do Shard, because I think he's got a pretty sweet design and I thought that it'd be fun as hell to troll all the Silver ask blogs:


    View it here: http://askmetalv2point5.tumblr.com/


    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    And here we have some of my older stuff (nothing much really Sonic related, but figured I'd show anyways):


    (My troll druid (shifted into cat form) from Warcraft encountering a random stranger in Northrend)


    (My troll again, with Disney style facial expressions - I actually drew this with a mouse. Before I got my tablet, same with the one below:)


    (some... freakish dragon thing. Don't ask why I had the patience to draw this with said mouse)


    (and the GIF I used as my signature here on the forums for awhile)
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    Agent Jack got a reaction from Dejablue in [ARTWORK] Shield your eyes, this is about to get ugly   
    Greetings ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Before we begin with the show, I'd like to announce that it was just a mere 4 months ago in which I began my journey here at SSMB. But what most of you may not know, Is that I had began a sinister countdown on the day of my arrival.. Each minute of every day, as time passed, the clock slowly ticked down. Each and every minute that passed brought you all closer to the day in which I'd unleash a catastrophic event upon the forums. Now, as you gather here today, the last few seconds count their way down, and I prepare to unveil to you all.... (3, 2, 1...)



    ...The monstrosity that is my current art portfolio!
    *bum bum buuuuuum*


    Wait what? You expected something else?

    Well, gee. Sorry for not bringing forth the second coming of Perfect Chaos. I'm not THAT cool.


    Either way, without further ado, I'll start by posting my latest scribbles, reformatted to fit your screen!
    (meaning, yeah, alot of these were too big to post, view the full sizes on my Deviantart)





    And finally, out of all my newest stuff. I opened up an ask blog on tumblr in order to improve my art skills. Picked (obviously) to do Shard, because I think he's got a pretty sweet design and I thought that it'd be fun as hell to troll all the Silver ask blogs:


    View it here: http://askmetalv2point5.tumblr.com/


    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    And here we have some of my older stuff (nothing much really Sonic related, but figured I'd show anyways):


    (My troll druid (shifted into cat form) from Warcraft encountering a random stranger in Northrend)


    (My troll again, with Disney style facial expressions - I actually drew this with a mouse. Before I got my tablet, same with the one below:)


    (some... freakish dragon thing. Don't ask why I had the patience to draw this with said mouse)


    (and the GIF I used as my signature here on the forums for awhile)
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