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  1. <tweet>

    I'm at a loss for words.

    I hope Trump doesn't get a single vote from people who aren't bootlickers.

    1. McGroose



      Well, guess what? He's gonna win.

      Because we narrowed down our choices between the Oompa Loompa and the pedophile with dementia. 

      I'm convinced the only reason why Trump wins is because the opposition is terrible.

    2. Pelvic WOO! engine

      Pelvic WOO! engine

      As one reply brought out, they were thanking nurses for saving lives these past few weeks, now they're shooting at them for saving lives. She's a brave woman.

  2. Hey, cops! Here's an idea we know you won't take because reasons:

    If you're going to shoot people, do it with tranquilizer darts.

  3. Reaction: Dig Dug is the next fighter.

    1. Little T

      Little T

      I'd actually be okay with it. That sounds cute :)

    2. Teoskaven


      Namco x Capcom showcased that Taizo Hori has immense potential and Sakurai can make a decent moveset out of a rock, so why not.


    3. KHCast


      Sakurai loves retro Reps, so id be fine with that 

  4. Ah, I meant to post this earlier today. If you could add more Nintendo characters to a Project X Zone game, who'd it be? My picks:

    -Link & Zelda (Pair) rivaled by Ganondorf
    -Duck Hunt (Solo)
    -Pit and Dark Pit (Pair) rivaled by Medusa & Hades
    -Palutena (Solo)
    -Byleth (Solo)
    -Roy & Ike (Pair) rivaled by Black Knight and Narcian
    -Spring Man (Solo) rivaled by Dr. Coyle
    -Samus (Solo) rivaled by Ridley
    -Captain Falcon (Solo) rivaled by Black Shadow
    -Ayumi Tachibana (Solo)
    -Takamaru (Solo)

    -Marina and Pearl (Pair) rivaled by DJ Octavia ft. [REDACTED]

    -Rex and Pyra/Mythra (Pair) rivaled by Malos

    -Officer Howard (Solo)

  5. My aunt's dad died in the hospital alone. My stepmom was breaking down in tears.

    I've already paid my respects and sent my aunt and uncle my best regards. May my aunt's dad be missed.

    1. Big Panda

      Big Panda

      My condolences to them.

    2. Monkey Destruction Switch

      Monkey Destruction Switch

      I'm so sorry. My condolences to your whole family.

    3. Dejimon11


      My condolences man. 

    4. Sean


      I'm sorry for your loss. I hope your family will get through this okay.

    5. Plumbers_Helper


      I truly am sorry for what has happened. I wish you and your family better days.

    6. Perkilator


      Thx for the condolences. We're getting over it, but we're still gonna be sad about it.

    7. Stay at Home Ultima

      Stay at Home Ultima

      Really unfortunate. My condolences.

  6. Sorry to triple post, but now there's an online tourney focused on the Zelda series.
  7. My aunt's dad is in the hospital, and he's not doing so well. He basically has his kidneys starting to shut down, and...none of my family can visit him, due to you-know-what.

    I was closer to my aunts, uncles and cousins than my aunt's father, but my prayers are with him and the rest of my aunt's family regardless.

    1. Sean


      I hope he'll be okay.

    2. Monkey Destruction Switch

      Monkey Destruction Switch

      I'm sorry to hear that and I hope he recovers.

    3. Pelvic WOO! engine

      Pelvic WOO! engine

      Sorry to hear that. I hope he gets better.

  8. <tweet>

    Apparently a western Sailor Moon cartoon almost happened, and here's what was drafted.

    ...To say a bullet was dodged would be an understatement.

    1. Big Panda

      Big Panda

      This wasn’t just meant to be a spinoff btw, they actually wanted to make this instead of dubbing the anime.

    2. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      lmao that tuxedo mask

    3. DanJ86


      Urk. Sheer. Fucking. Hubris!

    4. Balding Spider

      Balding Spider

      This will always be a thing of beauty for all the wrong reasons.

  9. I think the worst part of the new DeviantArt UI is that they only show you the OLD UI when you're editing something. Yes, even only showing the preview images when you're editing.

    1. JezMM


      It feels so unfinished.  The old UI is still used for your user settings and group pages too.

      Just uploaded my first work since the change today. Not being able to choose a category made me feel so naked.

    2. VisionaryofSUPER


      Yeah. For all the time I spent using it, it still doesn't feel that different from the beta I used.

    3. shdowhunt60


      Deviantart is an absolute incomplete state right now. Every time I hop on there, it's like a I come across three different UI's.

    4. The Master

      The Master

      It just constantly makes my browser run super slow. Its a mess.

  10. I’m about to say something that might be controversial in regards to the ARMS rep:

    The reason I want Min-Min more than Spring Man is because Assist Trophies (of which the latter is) aren’t promoted in the same game they’re an Assist Trophy (unlike Little Mac after being a Brawl Assist Trophy, or Dark Samus and Isabelle after being Sm4sh Assist Trophies). Why do I think it’d be a waste of time and resources (even minor ones) to promote Spring Man in the same game he’s an Assist Trophy, you ask? Let me put it like this.

    You know how people say Assist Trophies are disabled on certain stages? Like Alucard on Wii Fit Studio and Knuckles on Green Hill Zone? With all due respect, it says to me that the people who compare disabling for the sake of a stage cameo (or lack thereof, in Alucard’s case) to a hypothetical promotion for Spring Man think that everything’s the same when it comes to Assist Trophy toggling. Not that I’m going to pretend I’m some game development Einstein or anything, but I don’t see how the two can be reasonably compared.

    Of course, I’ll accept if Spring Man is promoted, and I won’t rag on anyone who likes it…but I won’t like it myself. Purely because Sakurai (how do I put this?) would potentially overwork himself just to promote an Assist Trophy (and an ARMS character who was one at that).

  11. I ordered ARMS to prepare for the character coming to Smash. It should arrive in about a week at the earliest.

    1. Jack at Home

      Jack at Home

      I played it for free while it was available on Switch online. Not really worth it... how much does it cost nowadays? Still, I'm curious as to what they will do with it in Smash.

    2. Perkilator


      Still $60.

  12. Friendly reminder that the phrase “what could’ve been” also applies to bad scenarios.

  13. If Square was allowed to remake Super Mario RPG and keep the characters the same, WYR the gameplay be just like the original or make it a more kid-friendly version of FF7R’s combat?

  14. And my French final’s out of the way, YES!


    1. Teoskaven


      [hon hon hon intensifies]

  15. Anyone else hope to see Over the Hedge?

    1. Ryannumber1gamer


      Over the Hedge is a fantastic licensed game.

    2. The Master

      The Master

      I'll give Shrek 2 some slack, I had fun with the coop years ago.

  16. Just a thought: what if Celica was the FE character for FP Vol. 1 instead of Byleth? And her stage was the a Temple of Mila, but Garreg Mach Monastery still came as a free stand-alone stage for those who have Three Houses?

    1. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Things would've turned out the same. ONly difference is that you would've had a mass of angry Three Houses fans added to the mix.

    2. Zaysho


      She sounds less boring than an avatar character at least.

    3. Perkilator


      Trust me, she’s WAY less boring as a character compared to Corn Flakes. Plus, she’d have a system similar to Pichu, where her magic spells (her specials) would raise damage.

    4. Zaysho


      tbh I think FE has tons of cool-looking characters and classes, it's honestly what makes Byleth such a lame inclusion. Celica sounds pretty cool though.

    5. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Let's be honest. We all knew they were going to put a Three Houses Rep in at some point. 

    6. Zaysho


      We could've gotten a good 3H rep.

    7. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Now that's a matter up in the air. That said, I will admit, Claude would've been a nice change of pace. 

    8. Perkilator


      Or heck, even Claude (as much as I like Byleth).

      And why stop there? Maybe if Chrom still couldn’t get in, why not have Caeda take his place in the base game roster?

    9. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Okay, let's NOT do Chrom fans dirty like that. They have been waiting for their boy after that fakeout after all.

  17. Waiting for a Smash character reveal is like a gumball machine; there’s a lot of potential characters we want, but we only assuredly get what Sakurai gives us.

    1. Milo



  18. Which characters do you think are likely for FP Vol. 2until you inevitably get proven wrong? Likewise, what characters do you think are slept on for their Vol. 2 potential? Here are my nominees for:

    Likely until proven wrong:




    -Any Gen 8 Pokémon who WASN’T featured in the Spirit Event


    Slept on:

    -DeMille (Tomato Adventure)

    -Euden (Dragalia Lost)

    -Axel Stone (Streets of Rage)

    -Any NES era character

  19. Oh, hey-my reputation just got promoted to Curious Adventurer! To celebrate, I’ve decided to look back on my previous posts, and…


    Inb4 someone like Cooking Mama or Professor Layton gets revealed in tomorrow’s Smash Direct and everyone throws a fit because it’s not K. Rool or Waluigi.” -Perkilator, August 7, 2018

    In hindsight, I can’t believe I inadvertently predicted King K. Rool.

  20. I need a crazy idea for a game that’ll sell the least amount of copies.

    All I’ve got is World War Z: Undead Olympics.

    1. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      Mac and Me: The Bootleg Atari ET

    2. Sega DogTagz

      Sega DogTagz

      Social Distancing Simulator 2020. 

  21. Well, Christ, those cutscenes were kinda dark.
  22. New online tourney themed around lightning attacks.
  23. <tweet>

    Here’s where this little gem came from:


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