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Game Journos be like:
The year is 5000 AD
Mankind has fled to the stars
Earth is a barren wasteland
Ravaged by flash waves of intense heat and cold
survivors hole up in caves
a new survivor comes to your cave
entertainment starved cave dwellers ask for fantastical stories
sipping water from a canteen to wet his lips
he begins to weave a web
little kiddies listening intensely
he begins his story:
"Remember when Sonic kissed a human?"
Turns out he was a game reviewer.