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  1.  So the Banana Splits, that 70s show with the fursuiting band... is being turned into a horror movie that's pretty obviously inspired by FNAF. AHAHAHA.

    1. Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      @KHCast The success of several FNAF clones would indicate your thesis is incorrect.

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  2. This movie is Huehuecoyotl's next big prank on all of us mortals

    1. Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      @AdventChild While I have checked that out recently, I've been studying Huehuecoyotl (the actual Aztec deity) for close to a year :P

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  3. I know I'm at a point in my life where I shouldn't be mad anymore that Sonic is a laughing stock but...man this series can be so good and the movie trailer encapsulated absolutely zero aspects of what makes the series so appealing. I don't know why this got approved

    1. Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      Isn't there some sort of internal problem within SEGA that they'll find something cool from a Japanese perspective, but don't really factor in what a global audience would find appealing?

  4. Sonic being able to generate an EMP reminds me of the part in Sonic the Comic where Super Sonic unintentionally destroys the Eggman Empire by unleashing a planetwide EMP

    1. Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      On that note: Sonic having EMP powers is lulzy because that means anything Eggman can throw at him is worthless.

      Barring that non-electronic mech that Eggman put together in the Archie strip so the Iron Queen couldn't control it.

  5. I've answered to Saturn (fursona name) so much I'm genuinely taken aback by people calling me by my real name.

    1. Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      And that folks, is why it's called a powerword.

      Also Saturn pls. Is it your real name, or your legal name?

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  6. why call something by it's foreign title when it has a name in your language

    1. Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      On one hand, it helps inform context. "Panzer" instead of "German tank."

      On the other, it's noticeable that not all cultures get equal treatment. Why is the trickster called "Coyote" and not "Atse'hashke'?" Or, to be more generic, Ma'ii?

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  7. So hold on. If someone comes from the future to change it, and accomplishes that, those events they did to create that change still have to have happened correct? So that means they have to have come from that shitty future to motivate them to go back in time to change it, which means that shitty future never really disappeared.

    1. Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      Dragon Ball Z honestly took care of this issue best. All altering the past does is create another timeline while leaving yours unaffected.

      Then you had Kingdom Hearts' workaround with the whole inability to alter the past thing, but you could collect people from other time periods, and when they die in the future, they'd just be snapped back to where you took them with no memory of what happened.

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  8. >goes to Texas Furry Fiesta

    >2 roomies have bad days and try to leave early

    >They end up staying, and that same day, each has what they were complaining about go rapidly the opposite direction

    >As soon as they leave the hotel room, I just look up to the sky and smirk

    There's a reason I believe in a particular Aztec god, y'all.

    1. Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      On that subject, I owe him big time for that one. I suppose I'll need to come up with some form of appeasement.

  9. Nomura was trying to be clever by making Saix have yellow eyes in KH2, but that seems kind of dumb considering he seems unaware of the Norting thing, unlike Xigbar...?

    1. Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      "Kingdom Hearts, where is my heart?!" versus Xigbar basically being all "I'LL BE BACK, MOFOS! lololol!" when they die

  10. It's so weird when furries use each other's real names. Don't they remember that those are called power words for a reason?

    1. Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      @DreamSaturn An online person's real name is called the "power word" because of the dramatic effect using it has.

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  11. I honestly wouldn't be surprised that in the next Sly game, after having his legs and heart both broken, Bentley finally snaps.

    1. Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      A plausible scenario. Assuming the game ever exists.

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  12. If Ventus was Sonic, would Vanitas be Super Sonic

    1. Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      I suppose he could be Shadow while Super Sonic could be Sora...

      They both have the same quill style and all that

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  13. IDW Sonic Issue 15 Spoilers:

    1. Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      ...well!

      At least the Trio de Dangers can expect Rough and Tumble to join them for a game of cards in the void of nonexistence.

  14. I have reached peak furry trash levels when I have entire days go by where I forget my real name and only know my fursona's name.

    1. Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      No no, it's only peak after you've had the legal name changed to Saturn.

      Claim your parents were New Age.

  15. Forze del Male? *claps hands, turning Ansem, Seeker of Darkness into an anthro wolf* FURze del Male!

    1. Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      Actually, I suppose he'd be a bear. I've seen artwork that has Terra as a bear.

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  16. Reaction: You have the power to shapeshift into anyone else, but you can only hold your form for 5 minutes, and it has a recharge time of 20 minutes.

    1. Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      So basically, I can fursuit without dropping thousands of dollars.

      NICE.

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  17. A page on TV Tropes apparently felt fit to suggest that because Saddam Hussein is dead in real life, it should feel inappropriate to play a videogame he showed up in released before his death (and before the Iraq War, for that matter) where it was technically possible to kill him.

    Saddam

    Hussein

     

    Why is it so easy to find pages where the editors on the site are completely out of touch with any actual reality?

  18. KHIII minor spoilers:
     

    Spoiler

     

    It still fucking hurts.

     

    1. Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      The Final Fantasy cast were always pawns in Master Xehanomura's game. He no longer needs THEIR anime humans when he has a buttload of his own.

      ...now he'll create his own cast of toon characters so he can replace Disney as well.

  19. how is it that i can empty my entire ass and still feel like i haven't dispatched the big bum bomb yet

  20. One day I want to draw Anansi the Spider having shapeshifted into an African Wild Dog with spider motifs, the explanation being all the other tricksters seem to be rocking the canid look (and his actual appearance is scary).

    1. Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      Also African Wild Dogs are just damned cool.

  21. I like how most of us have been Sonic fans for a decade or more. We're like old war buddies showing each other our battle scars.

    1. Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      Battle scars, you say?

      It turns out I was Legosi all along!

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  22. I just hear Infinite's theme song whenever I see coyote pictures these days, and that's perfectly fine.

    1. Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      Yes, I know Infinite's a jackal.

      I associate them because I would listen to Infinite's theme song whenever I drew various incarnations of Coyote the Trickster. So the track has become associated with coyotes in general for me.

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  23. Isn't it fun when a game's penultimate boss theme is superior to the final boss theme?

    1. Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      I'm noticing how most KH fans prefer Oscurita di Xehanort to the three pieces of music associated with the final boss.

      Though if we want to be brutally honest, a lot of KH3's soundtrack is incredibly lazy. A lot of it is just rips from the Final Mixes.

      I get the whole "well it was already perfect" angle but still.

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  24. Person: *celebrating school being cancelled due to rain*

    Me: "Quite good. Atse'hashke' will be in touch shortly regarding payment."

    Person: "What."

    1. Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      (That's the Navajo name for Coyote the Trickster, who has powers over rain)

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  25. oh my god these 21" Rouge plushes are GIGANTIC

    1. Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      Legosi (Tani Coyote)

      YEAH BUT BEING TOLD AND ACTUALLY SEEING ARE DIFFERENT

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