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  1. Since noone has mentioned it yet: https://gematsu.com/2019/12/bayonetta-vanquish-10th-anniversary-bundle-announced-for-ps4-xbox-one


    I'll get the PS4 version.

    1. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      Bayonetta on non-Nintendo platforms just seems so pointless now. It's always good for people to be able it in other platforms I guess, but with the way that Nintendo basically adopted Bayonetta 2 and funded it, along with the upcoming Bayonetta 3, ports of the originals to other platforms will always fell like they're not going anywhere.

      But Vanquish is a cool and criminally ignored game so bundling it with Bayonetta will hopefully get it some much deserved attention.

    2. TCB


      Welp, I guess I'm getting this and the physical Yakuza 3-5 collection that month

  2. I've heard always mixed to bad opinions on Doom 3, and while it's certainly a shift in genre and has... outdated designs and textures, it's still kinda fun so far, it feels a prototype for Dead Space, ironically enough.

    1. Tornado


      Just wait until the game design devolves so far that you can pick up an item, spin around and shoot something and hit it without even looking at the screen.

  3. So, with Book III finally over and the story pretty much concluded, i can imagine this is the end for Fire Emblem Heroes and now i can uninstall it for good-

    -updates says they're starting Book IV tomorrow-

    Aw shit, here we go again.

    1. Red


      we need more 3H units

  4. I still don't understand why Wario, Xenoblade and Kid Icarus never got new remixes nor new tracks for that matter in Smash Ultimate. I can understand third party franchises due to their contracts' nature, but unless it's a very minor series like Ice Climbers, for first party Nintendo IPs it's a bit unexcusable.

    1. Strickerx5


      I’m just going to flat out say that remixes were handled very poorly in Ultimate. The amount made for certain series was so gd lopsided.

      Like, I’m still fuming at how we had two Sonic composers on that game and yet still didn’t get a single new remix.

    2. Soniman


      I still find it hilarious that Mega Man got the most remixes in thd game clocking in at 17. The composers must really love the series 

    3. Your Vest Friend

      Your Vest Friend

      I'm half willing to say that Sonic's remix situation may not have been Nintendo's fault. The only new remix in Mario and Sonic Tokyo was a Peach's Castle one, and they were more than willing to give Mario a bunch of remixes in SSBU. 

      It seems it really is more of a SEGA issue there. 

    4. Teoskaven


      Same reason why FF still has only 2 basic tracks and no remixes whatsoever.
      I'm talking about specifically pure Nintendo IPs.

    5. Wraith


      The composers were given total freedom for ultimate. If the songs appear lopsided it's because the series music wasn't popular with them. 

    6. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      Be thankful Donkey Kong at least had his music redeemed after his last gig consisted nothing but Jungle Hijinks. 

    7. Thigolf


      That one dude who did like 5 FE remixes

  5. As expected, Doom 1993 and Doom II run very smoothly and with nice controls on a PS4. Shame the ports had to be tainted by the whole Bethesda account drama, because they deserve praise for their quality.
    Still have Doom 3 to try and will probably get Doom 64 when it'll get released.

  6. https://gematsu.com/2019/12/nier-10th-anniversary-website-opened

    -heavy breathing-

    Best scenario is a remake.
    Decent scenario is a remaster/port.
    Worst scenario is nothing.
    ??? scenario is a mobile game.

  7. Reminder that The Playmobile Movie is out in the USA in 5 days or something and i've seen 0 hype for it.

    1. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      I thought it'd already came and went when I first glanced at a rant video about it in the feed. I then learned otherwise the hard way when they had the guts to attach this in front of Frozen 2. 

      I see little more than Emoji Movie levels of bombing, except the Emoji Movie has the benefit, no matter how tiny it is, of not being an outright mockbuster.

    2. Blue Blood

      Blue Blood

      The Emoji Movie was a lead of shit that they knew was a load of shit from the moment that it was conceived. It was marketable to kids though, and all that mattered ease the profit. And it made a pretty good profit.

      The Playmobil Movie is a shameless clone of the Lego Movie. It's failed to gain much media attention, and is supposedly a load shit. 

    3. Failinhearts


      This'll be fun to tear apart.

  8. Why are people still believing Vergeben?

    1. Dejimon11


      Cause most of his smash stuff has been right apparently 

    2. Thigolf


      Nevermind they never put in the effort of looking up how to pronounce the word 

      Vergeben und vergessen

    3. Ferno


      verb. its what you do

    4. Wraith


      None of the insiders have acceptable track records. The community will just take anything if it means talking about the roster.

    5. Dejimon11


      DMC 3 is coming to Switch 2020 and the Resident Evil cast are now spirits. That means Dante is next character. 

  9. In an alternate timeline, game X (an unfinished game that was rushed or had a troubled development cycle) gets to be fully realized 100% without hiccups. However, a perfectly fine game, game Y, has to take its place.

    What do you choose?

    1. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Have Game X be Crash Twinsanity.

      Have Game Y be FIFA 20.

    2. Jingilator


      Have Game X be Sonic 06 (I was thinking about KH3, but that game’s finished. It just didn’t tap into its full potential.)

      Have Game Y be NBA 2K20.

  10. Ok, with episode 27 of FFVIIMA i can say that the humor is much, much more on point with the previous season and there's way less rushing, so here's hoping the quality can stay consistent like this.

    1. Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      Nina Cortex Jovahexeon

      The series been in a weird state lately?

    2. Teoskaven


      Only Episode 26, as i mentioned in a previous SU: in order to keep the drama they jumped from the end of Disc 1 to the Northern Crater part, skipping Icicle Inn, the flashbacks with Gaster and Ifalna, the snowboard and the frozen levels while climbing the mountain. Plus the humor wasn't exactly stellar.
      But like i said, they seem to have readjusted the angle with this one, so i'm more optimistic.

  11. Still can't believe that negotiation between Sakurai and SNK went down sorta like this:

    -"So we wanted a few music tracks maybe not just from Art of Fighting in order to spice up, you know. We have a list here of 50 tracks you choose by and-"

  12. If Untitled Goose Game doesn't win the best indie section of TGA this year, it will be the proof that the votes are rigged.

  13. Uhm. Watching episode 26 of FFVII Machinabridged, i get the feeling Season 4 is gonna be rushed to make the project end this year. Lots of things skipped and even the humor didn't seem to land most of the time (i get that it's the darkest hour point of the game, but i mean that the actual jokes made by TFS seems more miss than hit).
    Combining that with hib2k leaving earlier the year and the cancellation of the Bojack OVA, my suspicions about turmoil happening in the TFS crew are getting more and more reinforced.

    1. The Tenth Doctor

      The Tenth Doctor

      Think they said somewhere they are covering all of disk 2 with this one? Not 100% on that. Either way, they seem to only want people to watch their game stuff now.

    2. Teoskaven


      Thing is, Disc 3 has barely anything outside the finale, clearly not warrant for an entire 5th season.
      I dunno, something clearly feels off about this.


    Uh, they're making a CGI animated movie based on Deemo.
    I can see this working, i suppose.

  15. zawe0iodufky.jpg

    If you have a pet, where does it land in this chart?

    1. Supah Berry

      Supah Berry

      Choco for me, complete with being named Cocoa. Not the exact breed mind you, he's a little complicated.

  16. My 2 cents on the new Sonic live-action movie trailer: it has the classic 2-3 cringe moments but it's definetly a step up from the first one, the redesign looks much more appealing (though i do wonder how the scenes would have played with the first design, yeesh), Jim Carrey still doesn't look like Eggman but he's more fun than what seen previously.
    Overall, it looks much more presentable, though i'm still not gonna go see it and just wait for it to leak online.

  17. I still need to find a Guilty Gear track that is actually bad. Bless you Naoki Hashimoto.

    1. Wraith


      They used all the garbage in Fighterz 

  18. Anyone else who use Firefox is having these days a hard time loading Youtube pages of all kind upon opening the browser? Takes a couple of minutes on my part.

  19. Well, since everyone talks about jumping, might as well construct a question tied to it.
    Double jumps: yes or no? You prefer if they're justified in-universe (Devil May Cry for example has the character create an energy platform in mid-air to jump on) or you don't mind the screwing of physics?

    1. JezMM


      Like anything it kinda depends on the game.  I slightly prefer them when they don't really FEEL like a double jump, as is the case for many of Mario's mid-air movement mechanics from throughout the series (spin jump, Cappy dive, etc).  I certainly am not a fan of them in Sonic, since even when going at full speed, there's an element of the pop up into the air in a different direction that feels at odds with the smoothness of going fast in a Sonic game.

      The level design HAS to be really concerned about it though.  Mario 64 would be way too easy if a double jump was added for example.  I've also been playing Hollow Knight lately and there's something nice about the way that, since double jumping is an unlockable mechanic, it gives the open world plenty of scope for providing a basic range of platforming challenges, where backtracking over early areas where you originally only had one jump to get through becomes streamlined thanks to the additional air movement abilities you've unlocked, while newer areas are built to challenge the player with the double jumping in mind.

  20. I'm sorry, what did i just watched?

    1. SenEDDtor Missile

      SenEDDtor Missile

      It looks like the mutant lovechild of Crazy Taxi, Grand Theft Auto, and Fortnite.


    Fuck, i forgot how stretched the dungeons in Darksiders II are.

  22. The Terry DLC is worth just for this alone.

  23. Sooo, is there a particular reason why Mai Shiranui couldn't get even a Mii costume? It's not like Sakurai or Nintendo are afraid of cleavage, nor is SNK for that matter.

    1. PublicEnemy1


      If you're referring to Bayonetta, she doesn't really show that much skin OR cleavage for that matter.

      This is Mai's official art. I don't know how tf they gonna tone THAT down.

    2. Dejimon11



      probably not

    3. Jingilator


      For reference, there’s this:


      Barely any skin showing, and they could’ve easily added a couple more cover-ups if this alone didn’t satisfy.

    4. Tornado


      She only looked like that in KoF (and the games derived from that, like CvS). In Fatal Fury her outfit was basically identical to that of Maki from Final Fight 2 (well, the other way around, but as a point of reference).



      Would still need to be toned down, but wasn't nearly as blatant.

    5. PublicEnemy1


      That doesn't change the fact that she basically threw a loincloth on and said "Yep, clothes." That still shows more than a bit of thigh and more skin than Bayo shows off. Also, covering her up might be a huge disservice to her character and to her fans, so I think it's for the best that they left her out altogether.

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