Teoskaven

Bayonetta on non-Nintendo platforms just seems so pointless now. It's always good for people to be able it in other platforms I guess, but with the way that Nintendo basically adopted Bayonetta 2 and funded it, along with the upcoming Bayonetta 3, ports of the originals to other platforms will always fell like they're not going anywhere.

But Vanquish is a cool and criminally ignored game so bundling it with Bayonetta will hopefully get it some much deserved attention.

Welp, I guess I'm getting this and the physical Yakuza 3-5 collection that month

Just wait until the game design devolves so far that you can pick up an item, spin around and shoot something and hit it without even looking at the screen.

we need more 3H units

I’m just going to flat out say that remixes were handled very poorly in Ultimate. The amount made for certain series was so gd lopsided.

Like, I’m still fuming at how we had two Sonic composers on that game and yet still didn’t get a single new remix.

I still find it hilarious that Mega Man got the most remixes in thd game clocking in at 17. The composers must really love the series 

I'm half willing to say that Sonic's remix situation may not have been Nintendo's fault. The only new remix in Mario and Sonic Tokyo was a Peach's Castle one, and they were more than willing to give Mario a bunch of remixes in SSBU. 

It seems it really is more of a SEGA issue there. 

This.
Same reason why FF still has only 2 basic tracks and no remixes whatsoever.
I'm talking about specifically pure Nintendo IPs.

The composers were given total freedom for ultimate. If the songs appear lopsided it's because the series music wasn't popular with them. 

Be thankful Donkey Kong at least had his music redeemed after his last gig consisted nothing but Jungle Hijinks. 

That one dude who did like 5 FE remixes

I thought it'd already came and went when I first glanced at a rant video about it in the feed. I then learned otherwise the hard way when they had the guts to attach this in front of Frozen 2. 

I see little more than Emoji Movie levels of bombing, except the Emoji Movie has the benefit, no matter how tiny it is, of not being an outright mockbuster.

The Emoji Movie was a lead of shit that they knew was a load of shit from the moment that it was conceived. It was marketable to kids though, and all that mattered ease the profit. And it made a pretty good profit.

The Playmobil Movie is a shameless clone of the Lego Movie. It's failed to gain much media attention, and is supposedly a load shit. 

This'll be fun to tear apart.

Cause most of his smash stuff has been right apparently 

Nevermind they never put in the effort of looking up how to pronounce the word 

Vergeben und vergessen

verb. its what you do

None of the insiders have acceptable track records. The community will just take anything if it means talking about the roster.

DMC 3 is coming to Switch 2020 and the Resident Evil cast are now spirits. That means Dante is next character. 

Have Game X be Crash Twinsanity.

Have Game Y be FIFA 20.

Have Game X be Sonic 06 (I was thinking about KH3, but that game’s finished. It just didn’t tap into its full potential.)

Have Game Y be NBA 2K20.

The series been in a weird state lately?

Only Episode 26, as i mentioned in a previous SU: in order to keep the drama they jumped from the end of Disc 1 to the Northern Crater part, skipping Icicle Inn, the flashbacks with Gaster and Ifalna, the snowboard and the frozen levels while climbing the mountain. Plus the humor wasn't exactly stellar.
But like i said, they seem to have readjusted the angle with this one, so i'm more optimistic.

Think they said somewhere they are covering all of disk 2 with this one? Not 100% on that. Either way, they seem to only want people to watch their game stuff now.

Thing is, Disc 3 has barely anything outside the finale, clearly not warrant for an entire 5th season.
I dunno, something clearly feels off about this.

Choco for me, complete with being named Cocoa. Not the exact breed mind you, he's a little complicated.

They used all the garbage in Fighterz 

Like anything it kinda depends on the game.  I slightly prefer them when they don't really FEEL like a double jump, as is the case for many of Mario's mid-air movement mechanics from throughout the series (spin jump, Cappy dive, etc).  I certainly am not a fan of them in Sonic, since even when going at full speed, there's an element of the pop up into the air in a different direction that feels at odds with the smoothness of going fast in a Sonic game.

The level design HAS to be really concerned about it though.  Mario 64 would be way too easy if a double jump was added for example.  I've also been playing Hollow Knight lately and there's something nice about the way that, since double jumping is an unlockable mechanic, it gives the open world plenty of scope for providing a basic range of platforming challenges, where backtracking over early areas where you originally only had one jump to get through becomes streamlined thanks to the additional air movement abilities you've unlocked, while newer areas are built to challenge the player with the double jumping in mind.

It looks like the mutant lovechild of Crazy Taxi, Grand Theft Auto, and Fortnite.

If you're referring to Bayonetta, she doesn't really show that much skin OR cleavage for that matter.


This is Mai's official art. I don't know how tf they gonna tone THAT down.

probably not

For reference, there’s this:

Barely any skin showing, and they could’ve easily added a couple more cover-ups if this alone didn’t satisfy.

She only looked like that in KoF (and the games derived from that, like CvS). In Fatal Fury her outfit was basically identical to that of Maki from Final Fight 2 (well, the other way around, but as a point of reference).

Would still need to be toned down, but wasn't nearly as blatant.

That doesn't change the fact that she basically threw a loincloth on and said "Yep, clothes." That still shows more than a bit of thigh and more skin than Bayo shows off. Also, covering her up might be a huge disservice to her character and to her fans, so I think it's for the best that they left her out altogether.