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Teoskaven

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  1. My Emmerdoods
    Teoskaven reacted to Crow the BOOLET for a status update, AMUNGUS CHUNGUS   
    AMUNGUS CHUNGUS
  2. Thumbs Up
    Teoskaven got a reaction from KingMario05 for a status update, So, you know the Scutigera , a.k.a. the house centipede? If you've ever seen or heard   
    So, you know the Scutigera, a.k.a. the house centipede? If you've ever seen or heard of them you know you've been told they're useful in ridding the house of parasytes and do not attack humans so you should let them live.
    Well, one of these fuckers dropped on me this morning out of nowhere and bit me on the ankle. Nothing too harmful thankfully, but i'm not gonna trust anymore those claims.
  3. Thumbs Up
    Teoskaven reacted to Ryannumber1gamer for a status update, E3 conferences from worst to best Koch Primetime Gaming Show (Deep Silver) - no excit   
    E3 conferences from worst to best
    Koch Primetime Gaming Show (Deep Silver) - no exciting announcements, literally just boring interviews with random devs.
    Bandai-Namco: One game focused on for ten minutes. What was even the point?
    Capcom - Announcement of an announcement for RE8 DLC, Monster Hunter Heroes 2 and Ace Attorney news that could've just been thrown into the Switch direct, and then ending it off on garbage ESports. No thanks.
    Gearbox - Literally just a behind the scenes for the Borderlands movie, what was the point of a conference?
    Warner Bros - Overly long demo of one game that we already have seen tons of times already, including at least three times in other conferences.
    Summer Games Fest - Basically fuck all of interest beyond Elden Ring. Geoff's show format continues to be one of the worst parts of these conferences each and every single time.
    Future Games Show - Not many interesting updates or reveals, Colours Ultimate looked less than graceful.
    IGN Expo - No interesting annouuncements.
    Ubisoft Forward - Nothing of interest beyond DLC and shit we already knew. Mario + Rabbids 2 was alright enough
    Square-Enix Presents - I'm one of the few people who really enjoyed it. Guardians looks great, Black Panther expansion is neat, although I wish Avengers got proper updates, Stranger of Paradise was neat enough too. Not particularly great, but better compared to basically everything else.
    Xbox and Bethesda - Serviceable enough. Decent format with rapid fire titles. I feel like it probably would've been less exciting if Game-Pass wasn't hard-carrying it. I liked it because I kept hearing "coming to Game Pass" over and over again, meaning I'd have a ton of things to try out on my Series S. If it was all just announcements with no Game Pass, I'd probably be singing a different tune. Still, it's good enough. Psychonauts 2 was the highlight probably, but Forza Horizon did make me interested in trying it out, as did the Jack Sparrow expansion for Sea of Thieves.
    Nintendo - Heroes of the entire event. Legitimately the only company I can say was not only good, but actually great. I am absolutely flabbergasted by how well they knocked it out of the park after the disastrous Direct from earlier this year. Plenty of varied games, long-awaited series finally getting comebacks (Warioware, Metroid, Advance Wars), neat ports (Danganronpa), A remake people wanted for a long while (Mario Party) long-awaited third-party games (Monkey Ball), rapid fire news, news on BOTW2 including a release year, finally. Even Kazuya for Smash was neat enough, since Bandai doesn't have many reps and it's a underrepped series in Smash. All I could've asked for was a new DK game, and a new Mario.
    All in all, this E3 fucking blew, frankly, and I say that as someone who's hosted Motobug's E3 streams for several years running now. If Nintendo wasn't as insanely good as it was, it would've been a complete and total waste of time. There were many conferences that basically had no fucking point to exist, with only one game being shown, or pathetic non-updates for other games. It feels like it was just a Direct and MS' conference that was prepped properly, and everyone else was half-heartedly going along with it just because. There were also massive absentees too. GTA V PS5/Series X, Gotham Knights, Hogwarts Mystery, Suicide Squad, or any of Take Two's franchises in general. It was just a waste of time, and honestly - I don't think any E3 before now has felt so utterly vapid and pointless. Most of it was total fluff. 
  4. Way Past Cool
    Teoskaven reacted to Jovahexeon Jax Joranvexeon for a status update, Just realized, that the Nintendo Direct literally started and ended with Ganondorf's   
    Just realized, that the Nintendo Direct literally started and ended with Ganondorf's dead body.
  5. Way Past Cool
    Teoskaven reacted to PublicEnemy1 for a status update, Genshin Impact fans calling BOTW2 a rip-off I swear, that game does something wrong t   
    Genshin Impact fans calling BOTW2 a rip-off
    I swear, that game does something wrong to people's brains.
     
  6. Thumbs Up
    Teoskaven got a reaction from BadBehavior for a status update, You know, at this point we might as well get a modern port of The Town With No Name.   
    You know, at this point we might as well get a modern port of The Town With No Name.
  7. Chuckle
    Teoskaven got a reaction from Jingilator for a status update, I just love the influx of memes tied to the reveal of Stranger of Paradise we're gett   
    I just love the influx of memes tied to the reveal of Stranger of Paradise we're getting.
  8. Chuckle
    Teoskaven reacted to Spin Attaxx for a status update, Local Angsty Teen Has Reached His Limit, Proceeds to Bully Knight - "I Fuckin' Hate C   
    Local Angsty Teen Has Reached His Limit, Proceeds to Bully Knight - "I Fuckin' Hate Chaos, Man"
  9. My Emmerdoods
    Teoskaven reacted to Red for a status update, How would you feel if Crash and Dante were the final 2 Smash fighters?   
    How would you feel if Crash and Dante were the final 2 Smash fighters?
  10. Promotion
    Teoskaven reacted to Solly for a status update,   
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  11. Too Many Rings
    Teoskaven reacted to Piko for a status update, No Rayman at Ubisoft’s E3? There’s always next year right? ...right?   
    No Rayman at Ubisoft’s E3? There’s always next year right?
     
    ...right?
  12. Absolutely
    Teoskaven reacted to Bobnik for a status update, I watched the Gearbox "showcase". Randy Pitchford needs to be put in a locker, that s   
    I watched the Gearbox "showcase".
     
    Randy Pitchford needs to be put in a locker, that show was baaaaaad
  13. My Emmerdoods
    Teoskaven reacted to Milo for a status update, WHat are you DOINg in mY SWAMP   
    WHat are you DOINg in mY SWAMP
  14. Too Many Rings
    Teoskaven reacted to azoo for a status update, Mario + Rabbids sequel is interesting, how surprising that Ubi Soft could do cool loo   
    Mario + Rabbids sequel is interesting, how surprising that Ubi Soft could do cool looking cartoon environments in 3D. You know, they should make a platformer series where they could do that kind of stuff more often. Too bad none exists, they have never come up with a character like that, nor would a character like that have a legacy to build off of. If only Ubi Soft ever had a platformer character they could do things like this more with. If only
  15. Absolutely
    Teoskaven reacted to Supah Berry for a status update, How did they not put in a dance number for the Just Dance segment You had one job Ube   
    How did they not put in a dance number for the Just Dance segment
     
     
    You had one job Ubersoft
  16. Too Many Rings
    Teoskaven reacted to Penny for a status update, *sigh* no new splinter cell   
    *sigh* no new splinter cell
  17. Absolutely
    Teoskaven reacted to Blue Wisp for a status update, One day I'll do all the riddles in Arkham Knight and 100% the main game. But in the m   
    One day I'll do all the riddles in Arkham Knight and 100% the main game. 
    But in the meantime, fuck you Riddler.
  18. Way Past Cool
    Teoskaven reacted to Blacklightning for a status update, I was today years old when I realized Lord Farquaad is a euphemism for fuckwad. This   
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    I was today years old when I realized Lord Farquaad is a euphemism for fuckwad.
    This movie has been out for twenty years and I only JUST got that
  19. Absolutely
    Teoskaven reacted to AWild No.1 washed up gamer for a status update, Bakugo every time he sees midoriya:   
    Bakugo every time he sees midoriya:

  20. Thumbs Up
    Teoskaven got a reaction from Dejimon11 for a status update, Overall this was a warm start for E3. Lots of stuff to ignore and one or two stinkers   
    Overall this was a warm start for E3. Lots of stuff to ignore and one or two stinkers, but the good stuff was enough to make it worth.
     
    Still, Geoff, stop shilling things, you're making things more depressing than they are.
  21. Thumbs Up
    Teoskaven got a reaction from Supah Berry for a status update, Overall this was a warm start for E3. Lots of stuff to ignore and one or two stinkers   
    Overall this was a warm start for E3. Lots of stuff to ignore and one or two stinkers, but the good stuff was enough to make it worth.
     
    Still, Geoff, stop shilling things, you're making things more depressing than they are.
  22. Chuckle
    Teoskaven reacted to Kuzu for a status update, And as if on fucking cue, Flynn throws this into the next comic lol.   
    And as if on fucking cue, Flynn throws this into the next comic lol.
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  23. Too Many Rings
    Teoskaven reacted to Ryannumber1gamer for a status update, Reaction: the 90s Mario movie is better than the Illumination one.   
    Reaction: the 90s Mario movie is better than the Illumination one.
  24. Absolutely
    Teoskaven reacted to AWild No.1 washed up gamer for a status update, If I illegally download a game in the Bahamas, does that make me a Pirate of the Cari   
    If I illegally download a game in the Bahamas, does that make me a Pirate of the Caribbean?
  25. Way Past Cool
    Teoskaven reacted to Shaddy Zaphod for a status update, Cursed ice cream   
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    Cursed ice cream
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