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  1. you are a liar Are you guys really convinced that a mid budget, family friendly live action/animated hybrid action comedy starring actors comedy with actors from popular TV shows and also Jim fucking Carrey based on a nostalgic and highly recognizable video game character is not a safe bet for a studio to create? This subgenre of film of bringing cartoon characters to the real world has been around for ages, containing action and low brow humor, and Sonic being an established property only makes it even safer. This movie not being a safe bet would be like, an R-rated horror show that stars the director's literally who friends and being like a 3 hour David Lynch experience. Do you guys not watch movies?
  2. well frankly I have seen the movie and I have to say that you are absolutely wrong on all accounts and you should just quit hating by telling all of these lies, and you are being an absolute headless nark who also feels required to reference anal sex not once but twice on your horrible tirade against what many critics are calling the funniest movie in the universe
  3. Because this is more similar to a Marvel movie, or Star Wars. also, it's still not by any measure, edgy
  4. it's a waste of time I don't like it and it is a silly trend besides I bet the rumors are lying and there isn't actually anything significant
  5. Sonic is going Hollywood, thank god. Sick of these freakin' video games, it is movie time. Time for the magical grace of movies to take over, lights camera action baby haha

  6. That is why...it is optional. What is your praxis here?
  7. sonic game bad. you get wrecked. take that sonic gmae remake sonic game! sonic game not bad when remake sonic game perfect!!! you literally can't comprehend the sheer volume of how much lack of correction i requrie in this
  8. sheer gameplay conformity isn't the only thing that makes a series my friend. The series prior to like, 2006 or 7 had the same visionaries and team working on the series, regardless of whether or not the gameplay was the same they were always working on new Sonic games, developing concepts, working on their technology and taking artistic licenses with the series. By 2008 a lot of the talent left but a lot of new people came in to work on Sonic Unleashed, a very passionate entry in the series. While donning new gameplay, aimed to evolve the series and build upon the previous entries. Hell, when you think about it the boost gameplay is just a pretty altered version of a typical 3d platformer formula that they were using for years. Sega dicked the Unleashed team around and they left, with the director of the game going to Square Enix. After that point there basically is no Sonic Team with every Sonic game after that point being worked on by contract programmers with a few long running key people like Iizuka producing. It's also worth noting that after Black Knight we also quit getting completely original spin off games that had collaboration from the main Sonic Team. Handheld Sonic titles devolved into watered down versions of the current console title and while we did get both Sonic 4 episodes, not even those two were worked on by the same team. And when was the last time we got a Sonic spinoff that tackled a different genre that wasn't racing? So now the series is basically just kind of a shell of its already eclectic self that also has an extremely shallow and bland output of content. This started happening after 2008 and 9. This is what I consider worthy of noting as separate eras.
  9. I would argue Sonic isn't irrelevant, but if someone wants to make the point that Sonic is too niche to even make a big budget movie out of to market to the masses then they're looking in the exact wrong place (Hollywood). Fans seem to be getting real picky over the details over what exactly makes it 'Sonic' and appealing when frankly all it needs to carry the general appeal of the series is Sonic doing cool things. which, unless I'm somehow mistaken the movie is very much capable of delivering on that. The masses, the children this film is for, do not see a completely different character or sect of the series when they look at a Sonic. they see a sonic
  10. Sonic is a sassy cartoon animal and will be teaming up with a cop to make jokes and blow things up. Tried and true formula for a film, really. If you're expecting them to put this big budget movie out for the Sonic fanbase that's apparently slowly regressing into its own niche to the point where kids don't even know what it is and the alleged fact that Sonic's sheer lack of popularity defeats any change of the movie succeeding regardless of the formula and Sonic's inherent appeal as a character then you're looking in the wrong place.
  11. Thats why theyre gonna put ads out to let people know to see the movie! advertising is magical
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