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Won't Stop, Just Go

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  1. To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Sonic Unleashed. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the level design will go over a typical player's head. There's also sonic's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his werehog form - his personal philosophy draws heavily from  Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these themes, to realize that they're not just epic- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Sonic Unleashed truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the QTEs in Jungle Joyride," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Sonic Team's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 

    1. KHCast


      Still sucks tho on Wii 

    2. Dejimon11


      I know it's a joke and all but this is usually what I see when people say that Unleashed is the best game in the series

    3. Strickerx5


      wow, i need to step up my unleashed praising game

    4. Shaddy Zaphod

      Shaddy Zaphod

       ? And yes by the way, I DO have a Chip tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

    5. Ryannumber1gamer
    6. Briraka


      unleashed was truly the most ambitious game.:relieved:

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