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What the heck happened to my Sonic Heroes thread?

Gotta say guys... haven't laughed this hard in a while. Lol! 

every moment i live and breathe that god among men that tantalizing speed demon that dong tickling long sticking blue ball buster perfect luster vacuum sucker one and only video game icon (fuck. you.) sonic the fr*cking hedgehog. 

heheheh sonic heheheheh the hehehehedgehog hehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehehehhhehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehhehehehhehe sonic adventure 2daloo

heh paper mario more like 

They want the Mario series to really break away from the mold and tell gripping stories.

Whether they're as dark as SPM's or even as dark as TTYD's is irrelevant. They just want a story....y'know, befitting an RPG.

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Forte-the-Bell-Tolls

You mean, have an actual story outside of "Bowser kidnaps Peach", with likable, developed characters (Not Toads), humor, heartwarming moments, twists, and maybe even some dark undertones?

Yes. Yes, we do.

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-Robin-

I think Superstar Saga and Bowser's Inside Story nails it in what makes a qualified story for the Mario series. Just keep hitting the notes those two set and we're golden.

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Moonlit Bastet

Yes, charming experiences  that's light hearted enough to keep things from gloomy while being dark enough to give some intensity is pretty ideal, that's all his games with good stories have, not just Paper Mario.

Even the simple "Peach gets kidnapped" story is basically this. 

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Wraith

We want good writing yeah

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Super H-Dawg Deluxe

casting bait has to get tiring after the millionth time.. you're gonna get arthritis and the fish aren't pleased with the low quality

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Mando-Whirl-Wind

Actually, Color Splash is a return to form writing and story wise so far. It's just for now they've stuck with toads, but at least they are differentiating some of them again

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Super H-Dawg Deluxe

wait a minute how long have you just been sitting watching someone play two games what my own fuck

and then to what period of time did you wait to make a status update about it friend

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Dejimon11

You mean a story outside of Peach getting kidnapped by bowser. Actual characterization? Expanding the lore of the world, good writing, funny dialogue? Then yes

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Diogenes

there are parts of their writing that I like and there are parts that I'm more ambivalent towards. i think people tend to overrate the parts that are darker or more serious, while I think the most value is in the weird and quirky things that just wouldn't work in a platformer, like fighting tournaments and solving mysteries.

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oh look at me i can say things with my big fat mouth and i can type things with my unusually enlarged fingertips

chesk this out tonight in new york city; usign only my dick as balance i will postition myself on the top of the empire state building and i will screech to hte skies a song i hold deep in my heart; the theme tune of jorge lopez, the low rider

Fuck

fUck

fuCk

fucK

eh9trdgiubw4argbifsdbtbgf

screeple deeple fiddle diddle diddle awrghdfgn

and that's how i learn to stop worrying and sonvci the hedgehof

jun is pure he didn't deserve this

a travesty of cosmic proportions

"sonic should have vocal themes again"

i liked watching paint dry before they made it into fucking shitty ass crapadoodle pandering wankfest bullshit by introducing boring ass colors that added nothing to the plot, overcomplicated things, and gave me rank gas

How's it going you steaming Luigiphile