The Deleter

Sonic rehashes level tropes: where's the ORIGINALITY

Kirby rehashes the first world every game: wheeeeee 

Sonic does Monster of the Week: this is so lame WHERES EGGMAN

Kirby does Monster of the Week: Holy crap this boss is so dark and even better than the last one!

Shadow gets a gun: Ruined FOREVER

Kirby gets a gun: 8DDDDDD

The moral of this story is why can't Sonic fans be more like Kirby fans more often

They have so much fun and we don't it's not fair

Thinking about how Facebook's status bar asks, "What's on your mind?" then stopping ten words into my answer, realizing Facebook is made for everything but what's on my mind

Why are you like this

Y'know, Infinity War is pretty much the only reason I find myself caring about the MCU as a larger whole, looking back on it. With how many directors and directions each movie tended to have, it always felt like retcon was more inherent to the series than any real follow-through for the overarching plot, despite throwing in good ideas here and there that are mostly glossed over. But the way IW basically cherry picks every idea and direction that can work as a continuous narrative, ignores the rest, and builds it's entire identity as a climax around that and that alone... Almost makes the series work well enough, in spite of it all?

I'll always heavily prefer a tightly planned epic sprawling across multiple books/movies/seasons at the end of the day, but still, for a movie series that shouldn't work that well with how spitball it has been with its planning and management, it's pretty cool to see it coming together as neatly as Infinity War is pulling it off... even if it retcons things in the process as well...

*cough*whathappenedtoassholethanos*cough*

So the next Trigger anime is basically Rescue Heroes/Bots/any other campy preschool rescue shows, but mecha and on crack?

Obligatory action figures/toys or I riot, Toho

What Sonic comics

You mean Megadrive

Or the new IDW series

What's an Archie

The real reason Sony keeps shutting down their online servers is to create brief artificial demand for the poor regulars who have no one to play with in their favorite but dying games

Bless PS+ for enabling Sony to provide us with such effective services such as this 🙏 🙏 🙏

Dark Souls has always interested me because of the world design and difficulty/content, but offput me with the plodding movement speed and clunky-looking dodge roll mechanics

Idk how similar the two are at the end of the day, but looking at even just a few minutes of Sekiro, it looks like it fixes all those problems for me and then some, hot dang. The different combat and movement styles along with the grapple feature almost make me want to play the game for that alone, even. Guess it says a lot about my priorities when I find anything short of a swift sprint, swinging, or grinding on something to be an instant turn off, though, lmao...

After re-obsessing about it after the labo VR trailer dropped, I managed to snag all three labo kits for only $60 with a target deal. It's been several days and suddenly I don't feel even the slightest urge to open them in the first place

Why do I do things

Blitzing a terrorist base with missiles while blowing up tanks ala IM1

Suddenly knocked out of the sky by a rival mech suit

Casually shuffling through an AC/DC playlist to set the stage for a showdown in the flaming carnage

It's RIGHT THERRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE

A tech demo is good and all, but

Iron Man VR

IRON. MAN. VR.

WHY IS THAT JUST A TECH DEMO?!? Come ON that's a legitimate killer app for VR entirely right there, make a full-on AAA action game like an actual MCU Iron Man movie out of it!?!? Gonna let that just one slip by you, Sony??? I-Ju-MMMMMMCOMEON.

"Hot off the heels of instant classics like the POWER GLOVE and ET: THE VIDEO GAME...!"

It's happening folks

Google's killing off the gaming industry, once and for all

We can finally rest

the real battle royal is the sonic fandom we're a part of along the way